Chapter 217: Diary of a Licking Dog (Part II)
PS: All the content in this chapter is about Lee's serious mental activities.
"I... My eyes...."
Li seriously rubbed his eyes that were about to explode, calmed down for a while, and after a while, he felt that he was mentally polluted, as if he had lost something important....
Is it the festival? or the three views.... Or maybe it's all gone....
"No... Can't look any further...."
Li seriously closed Liu Chao's diary, put it on his desk, and then gently closed the door and left the room that made him hairy.
He has never rejected a place so much, Liu Chao's room, so far it has been completely designated as a forbidden place by Li Zheng, especially the diary, the forbidden book, if you touch it, you will die violently!
"Alright... Don't think about it.... Let's eat~ Bean skin is waiting for me~"
Li seriously pretended to be calm, walked to the dining table, opened his takeaway box elegantly, and pretended to smell the fragrance.
As for why he is so pompous at this time, there is no way.... He hasn't come out of Liu Chao's diary yet.
"Ahh
[Liu Chao is poisonous! Nima should be so pitiful!]
"Let's eat!"
Li seriously went into the kitchen to get chopsticks, and then sat down in front of his tripe bean skin.
"Mmmm~mmmm!"
[Is Li Nuonuo really that good-looking? Is it? Licking it like that, I still think it's love, Liu Chao is the number one!]
Li seriously held chopsticks in his hand, picked up a large piece of tripe, and then wrapped the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Well! delicious! tripe fat but not greasy! refreshing and springy!"
[, it's really uncomfortable, what kind of mood is this Nima!Why do you feel sad! But you feel like laughing!Why is there a subtle sense of funny when you're so pitiful!]
"I want to kill you! Come on! Let Daddy kiss you!"
[Ahhhhh I'm so curious!What will happen next!How much more can he lick!How did the girl deal with it!]
Li seriously at this time... Like a psychopath, the room was empty, but he would say a few words of admiration loudly every time he took a bite, as if he was explaining the process of his meal to an audience.
In fact... It's not that he's idle, but he's trying his best to expel the relevant memories of Liu Chao's "Licking Dog Diary" from his brain, but no matter what he says or does, he can't take his attention away, his brain just doesn't listen to the call and keeps thinking about that thing, and I'm curious about how much Liu Chao can lick....
"Ahhh It's delicious...."
[MMP! For Mao's TMD brain grows in my head, I can't control what to think. Liu Chao wrote that he was deleted, right... God's special red exclamation mark represents love... What's going to happen next...]
Well, Li Zheng finally gave up, and finally couldn't help it, he threw down the tripe bean skin noodles that he had only eaten twice, and without saying a word, he rushed into Liu Chao's room, which had just been listed as a forbidden place by himself, picked up the "Diary of Love", and turned to the page he had just read.
Love Diary: Month X, X+6
Yesterday you deleted me, I know you are worried that I have been typing and hurting my fingers, it turns out that you love me so much, worrying about my health all the time, I am very touched.... I tried to add you again, but you refused, I know, you are afraid that I will not sleep and eat to contact you like before and affect your health, every time I think of this, I will cry like rain, in order to prove my love, I used 520 trumpets to take turns to add you, and finally added them all, I love you!
[Isn't this Nima worried, hey!This is about to be annoyed and vomited by you!520 trumpets!Are you the devil!Do you think it's romantic to make up a 520!]
Love Diary: Month X, X+7
Yesterday I finally added you back, and now I have 520 numbers with your contact information, and you finally feel my love and no longer prevent me from sending you messages. Today, with my unremitting efforts, I finally completed the goal of sending 1314 messages to each of the 520 numbers, ah~1314520, what a romantic and beautiful number, I believe you must be able to feel my strong love~
[Your sister! It's terrible! If you go on like this, don't talk about chasing people! People will send killers to kill you! And the upper limit of Nima's message is 99+!You don't know!Don't you say send 1314!You just send 1314520 messages, and people see 99+!]
Love Diary: X+8 of the X month
I'm a little uncomfortable today, maybe it's caused by staying up late to send you messages a few days ago, but with my unremitting efforts, I still completed the task of today's 1314 messages, all of which say that the sky has eyes, and sure enough! Today you finally took care of me! You replied to me with three words, "You get out!", ah! I know what you want to express, "You get out" are three words, "I love you" It's also three words, you are really shy, so you use this way to express your love for me, dear, thank you, I feel it.
[It's over... It's really over, this person! What kind of operation is this! Can't you see this naked insult!]
Love Diary: Month X, X+9
A strange thing happened today, I was doing the task of 1314 messages a day, and he said that he is your brother, let me stop harassing you, otherwise I will break my legs. Ah, so you love me so much that you have already introduced me to your family! Don't worry, I won't live up to your expectations. Your brother is also a very gentle person, knowing that I still need a hand to send you a message, so I just said to break my leg, it seems that we will get along very well in the future~ I don't matter, let alone the leg, even if the whole body is fractured, I will also have your place in my heart.
Li Qing already knows! What kind of brain circuit are you! People are going to break your legs, big brother, wake up! Don't be like this! It's so pitiful! I can't stand it! But I really want to watch it, what should I do!]
Love Diary: X+10 of the X month
Your brother seems to really like me as a brother-in-law, and he sent me "NMSL", I thought, what must mean this, right? I searched the Internet, and many shameless netizens said that this was a curse, but how could that be? Your brother admires me so much, I won't believe them to sow discord. In the end, I finally found the answer, "NMSL" turned out to mean Nimesulide granules, oh! It turns out that your brother is worried that I will get arthritis if I keep sending messages! So I sent this for me to buy and eat! In order to show my respect for your family, I bought a box that day, and I have already eaten half a box in the evening, I believe your brother will be very happy.
[Hey!Hey!!! the shameless netizen in your mouth is right! Listen to people well, hey! What the hell is Nima eating half a box! No wonder you are so haggard! It turns out that you are taking medicine!]
Li seriously didn't look any further when he saw this, not because his conscience was found or his curiosity was satisfied, but simply because.... Liu Chao hasn't updated yet.
"Damn! It's so exciting! It's not better than anything!"
Li Zhengcheng was short of breath at this time, and even his heartbeat was much faster, the excitement of peeking at the diary, and the impact brought by the contents of the diary, made Li Zhengcheng a little unstoppable, in short... It's up.
During this time, he used 520 numbers a day, and each number sent 1314 ..... How fast is this Nima's hand speed? What about the content? He doesn't even have to think about it?
Li seriously put down Liu Chao's diary, a little unfinished, he hadn't read it yet.
"Hmm.... Liu Chao's computer...."
Li seriously twisted his head and saw that Liu Chao's notebook was still lit at this time, and it seemed that the screen was just locked and not turned off.
"Hey, hey, hey.... I've read all the diaries, and I'm just not doing anything...."
Li Zheng also planned to be a person, he walked to Liu Chao's computer, shook the mouse, and sure enough, the screen lit up, it was Li Nuonuo's wallpaper.
"Hmm.... The password is... Li Nuonuo's birthday? No, if he knew this kind of information, he would definitely record it in his diary..."
Li seriously tried a few passwords in a row, Liu Chao's birthday, the day he went to the academy on the first day, and the day when Liu Chao added Li Nuonuo's contact information for the first time, and found that it was not right.
"Hmm... Is there a more important day?"
Li thought seriously for a while, was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of a possibility! If this was wrong, he really couldn't think of it.
"The day we reported! Liu Chao saw Li Nuonuo for the first time with his own eyes! He was burned by her!"
Li seriously felt that there was a play, so without saying a word, he entered the date of that day.
"Ding!"
Sure enough!
The computer is on~