After three rounds of drinking, many people in the house have begun to stagger.

"I tell you, when I went up, I stretched out my hand and lifted it, and threw the evil spirit into the sky, and I grabbed both sides with both hands, and I heard a 'poof' sound, and I split it in half. Brother Tieta's face was flushed with wine, and he bragged with Kajima with his forehand, of course, this bull was not exaggerated.

"Cut~ What are you? Kajima Yong was poured more than Brother Tieta, and he reached out and wiped it on his face, and he didn't know whether it was tears or snot, "Lao Tzu, I directly a big man more than 100 meters tall, if it weren't for the lack of ammunition, I would have lost?"

"Ah, a hundred meters? I said, why was the earthquake so bad...... Hiccup...... "Brother Tieta hiccuped, almost hooked the wine out of his stomach, "Ah, no, no, no, I have to rest for a while......" He sat down and looked around, "Eh, where is Lao Chuan? Why didn't you see him just now?"

"That's probably because...... You're sitting on him. Isamu Kajima stared at the bottom of Brother Tieta's ass, "Don't you think it's a bad ass? You sit on his face, I suggest you get up quickly, or he may bite your ass." ”

Before Brother Tieta could get up, he was hit by a black shadow against the wall, and the black shadow did not completely stop after knocking him away, but slid on the ground for a distance before stopping, as a result, the face of the black shadow has been ground into a bloody blur, full of mosaics, and can only barely recognize the body of this black shadow from his clothes is Kaguya, ah, it's a pity, so a drifting face, it's gone......

"You're hairy!" However, Kaguya got up from the ground in the next second, and reached out to remove the mosaic from his face, "Dead turkey, are you going to find fault? If it weren't for your wife's awesomeness, you thought I would...... Poof!"

Another flame bomb blew up Kaguya, and then looked in the direction where the flame bomb flew over, Mei Hong's head was simply green and shiny, and not far away, Huiyin put on a sick posture with a shy face, and looked at the fight between the two with a smile.

"Ah...... Hurt the fish in the pond...... "Brother Tieta dug himself out of the smashed wall, twisted his neck, and sneaked away, his family is not rich, and he is afraid that Kanako will use this as an excuse to ask him for money to repair the wall, "Bad ...... bad things"

"Huh...... The love triangle really hurts. I showed a look of disdain, and I was happy to hug Yongyi in one hand and Yongyi in the other, "You said that what I said was right, poof!"

Two fists were set in both of my eyes almost at the same time, and a second hole was cut in the wall of Moriya Shrine.

However, the strange thing is that after beating me, the eyes of the two people actually met.

"Why are you beating him?" Yuka seemed to be very upset, "Ahh

"Then why the hell are you hitting him?" Yongyi raised her eyelids and deliberately looked at Yuxiang with her face down and eyes up, "Whoever let him put his little hands indiscriminately, I should hit him." ”

"If you want to hit him, I should hit him, you dare to rob me?" Yuka's posture was completely opposite, her face was facing up but her eyes were looking down, "He's my special punching bag! I signed an agreement!

"......" Yongyi stood up and squinted at Yuka, "FU-*-CK♂YOU!"

"OH, FU-*-CK♂YOU!" Yuka threw the red plaid vest away, stood up and replied, and the two of them grabbed each other's necks and went out, but soon the three of them came back together, and the third person was of course me, I had just been punched through the wall and flew out, as for why we came back...... Métikhin is outside!

Although we reacted very quickly, Métichin still noticed that something was wrong, and followed us into the house, and when she saw Kaguya's forgiveness hat battle with Mei Hong, her suspicions about me were immediately alleviated, because I crashed through the wall and probably hit the pond fish, so she targeted Yuka, after all, Yongyi is not very familiar with her.

"Why do you take your vest off?" Métikhin's face was full of déjà vu, "Can ......you give me a reasonable explanation? I'm going to fight like them on this occasion. ”

"Misunderstanding, great misunderstanding, how can I, a simple, enthusiastic and peace-loving person, take the initiative to fight...... Are you saying I'm right!" Yuka looked at us as if asking for help, and Yongyi and I nodded hurriedly, which made Métixin's face look a little better, but there was another question she hadn't answered yet, "As for this vest...... Ah, I drank too much wine, and the house was very hot, very hot. ”

"Oh, I see, it's good not to fight, Yuka, remember the words I taught you, and ask yourself silently every time you want to fight: Is it bad to live? Why give up treatment?" Métikhin walked out calmly, leaving the three of us here to look at each other, and each breathed a sigh of relief.

"This little girl, such a big aura......" Yongyi gave this evaluation to Métikhin who met for the first time, "This son's future achievements will be immeasurable, it's just ...... This condition may never be met in the future, after all, the maximum death penalty is three years old, Yue Yang, what do you think?"

"I feel like you're thinking too much, and no male masturbation can get close to my baby Métikhin. "Métisin is my goddaughter, do you want to touch her, pass me first, even if you pass my pass, and Youxiang, even if you pass our two passes, and Qin Youyang after our fusion, enjoy it," Men other than me have no chance to get close to Métixin. ”

"That's right. Only on this point, Yuka and I were surprisingly in agreement, "If you dare to get close, I'll crush him to death like a bug, I hate bugs the most." Outside the house, Ligrau, who was happily having a snowball fight, suddenly shivered, and her whole body was enveloped in a vicious chill.

"You two...... Don't you think about getting married?" Yongyi looked at the two of us with completely symmetrical terrible expressions, her face full of indifference, "Your tacit understanding is a bit excessive, it makes me feel that you are showing affection in public, you know?"

"That's too much. I took a few steps forward to dodge Yuxiang's possible attack range, "It's impossible for me to be with her, we have different beliefs and different pursuits, and she can't wait to kill me one day, you know?" Yuxiang's temper is against me, although I have to admit that we cooperate quite tacitly many times, but there is an inappropriate idiom called merit is not worth it, which can somewhat describe the relationship between us.

"You only know what to say about me?" Yuxiang didn't move his footsteps, but didn't know where to take out the sun and directly burst my chrysanthemum, as the so-called, the young left home and the eldest returned, and the chrysanthemum has become a sunflower, "I want to kill you, why don't you want to hit me with your responsible thinking? ”

"Uh...... Can you get off my wife first?" I pointed to Youyang, who was still in my, "I didn't give you this gift for you to do this, Youyang is crying! Are you worthy of her father?"

"I don't need to be worthy of you. Youxiang pulled out Youyang with a puff and shook off the blood on it, "You guys talk slowly, I'll go back first." ”

Abandoned us, and also abandoned Suuka and Kanako, who had been sleeping together, Yuka left as silently as when she came, but I bet with my little friend that she definitely didn't go far, because ...... Métikhin is still here!

"Ah...... I believe what you say this time. "I used to say that I would introduce Yongyi to a very interesting and very capable character, Yongyi didn't dare to fully believe it for a while, but now, she believes it, but I don't feel any joy, "It's really a ...... Very interesting guy. ”

"Alas, I met someone who was not ladylike and made friends carelessly, so I met her guy, speaking of which, it was also an accident back then......" Recalling the scene when I first met Youxiang, it really made me feel emotional, that flower shop has also become the current Yonglin Pharmacy, only those lovely flowers and plants that have become monsters are still living in Youxiang's mansion, becoming the only memorial at that time, "By the way, tell you one thing, come with me, let's find one...... A place where people can't eavesdrop. ”

Turning left and right, I pulled Yuyi to the ...... of Moriya Shrine In the bathroom, I pulled her to the left door, but at the same time I felt Yongyi's power to the right, and we looked at each other at the same time, "What are you doing? Oh, by the way, you're not male/female." ”

The left is the men's bathroom, and the right is the women's bathroom, which directly led to our disagreement, but of course this is not difficult for this genius, just a Soderbrega form solves the problem, the two of us entered the women's toilet together, even Yakumo Zi is not interested in peeping, peeping here she might as well look at herself, convex and backward.

"Okay, let's hear it, what is the reason why you want to pull me over even if you want to change your gender?" Yongyi took out a cigarette butt from his pocket, but didn't try to light it, but just held it in his hand, "It has something to do with your status in Gensokyo?"

"One thing, you should also see it, Gensokyo's overall division is divided into the intellectual faction and the martial faction, the intellectual faction is naturally Zi, Yonglin and me, and the martial faction is me and Yuxiang, this is not balanced, so I want to pull you into the gang, so it's three against three. "I'm on both sides, and that's what makes me special, "Well, come and join me." ”

"There are many choices besides me, Gensokyo is not short of powerful people, can't Cuixiang be?" Yongyi didn't say anything directly, but planned to get to the bottom of it with me, "And those two gods, and those tengu back then, these can be anyone, why do you have to look for me?"

"Good to explain as you fit the bill the most. "Just like Yongyi said, there are many simple people in Fantasy Township, but, after the specific calculation, you will find that most people can directly brush it off, "Cuixiang is very cute, but she is too easy to drink and make mistakes, this time it will be much easier to deal with it if she helps when you are not thinking about it." ”

"Makes sense, and then?" Yongyi nodded, agreeing with me.

"Kanako and Suwako meet the requirements in terms of hard power and soft power, but unfortunately they only have faith in their minds now and how to ensure that they can live a better life, and all their actions are based on this, so they are not interested in other things. "Compared to me, Kanako and Suwako have had enough hard lives, and now they only want to seek a comfortable life, not an adventurous life.

"What about the tengu? Aren't your little girlfriends tengu, isn't it good to look for them?" Yongyi used to rule the entire Youkai Mountain, so he was naturally very familiar with the tengu, and naturally he knew very well some of the leaders among the tengu, such as the Heavenly Demon Rirain and my mother-in-law's prototype Tengu Shooting Pill.

"It makes a lot of sense, but you also ignore the most important point, Tengu is now managed by Irin head-on, those qualified people in your mouth, I don't know where they are, in Gensokyo, or on other planets, I don't know at all, how can I ask them for help......?" A ranged mage can't be a representative of the force faction no matter how much he thinks about it, right?

The succubus's melee strength is not weak, but this is relatively speaking, compared to Yakumo Purple, whose melee combat is all based on the sin bag and the fighting skills learned from the King of Fighters, the succubus's melee strength is of course much stronger, but compared to the pure martial arts faction like Yuka and me, which can be completely transformed, it is a little worse, and Yonglin was also assigned to the intelligence faction for this reason.

"Okay, I guess I understand, but I have one last question. Yongyi looked up at me, "What is the meaning of the intellectual faction and the martial arts faction in your mouth?"

"There's no point, it's just a nice sound, so that I can pull you in. "To put it bluntly, I'm Chi Guoguo's wooing, enveloping, and ascending, as for the so-called intellectuals and martial arts, it's just an excuse, an excuse in the name of symmetry, "I just want to leave myself some more way back, after all, no one can guarantee what will happen in the future, if one day there is no more mutation in Gensokyo, and the light of chaos no longer exists, where should I go at that time?"

"Understood, then I'll just join the gang, you're more interesting anyway. Yongyi pressed the pumping button and threw the cigarette butt into it again, "It's too abnormal to go to the toilet without pumping, and we've been staying too long, everything is easy to explain with cigarette butts." ”