Chapter 20: The Old Pig and the Monkey

After walking out of the restaurant of the God of Food, Zhang Xiaofeng was not in a hurry to go back, the heavenly court is so big, he can't come in vain.

In fact, if Xue Ling'er heard this, he would be able to cut him with a fingernail.

The bones of the fucking Heavenly Emperor have been taken away, and they are still in vain?

Zhang Xiaofeng waved his sleeves, and a cloud came to him, and then he pinched some from all around, and put them together to become a giant cloud, and Zhang Xiaofeng raised his feet and stepped forward with satisfaction.

Sitting on the clouds, avoiding the gods who were hurrying by, Zhang Xiaofeng sat cross-legged on the side, blowing a small breeze, which was quite comfortable.

Especially the beautiful scenery of Heavenly Court, it really made Zhang Xiaofeng a little amazed.

A little boy swayed and stepped on the clouds and crashed towards Zhang Xiaofeng's position.

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaofeng shouted.

The little boy who was originally dozing was taken aback instantly, opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a big cloud in front of him, but he didn't panic at all, and directly turned around and flew to the side.

When it was completely safe, he looked back at the cloud under Zhang Xiaofeng's buttocks, pouted, and flew away directly.

When he arrived at a place where Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't see, he saw the little boy jump up directly, waving his short arm, desperately grabbing the clouds from nearby, and then angrily stuffed into his own clouds.

Zhang Xiaofeng, who was passing by, happened to see this scene and whistled at him with a smile.

The red dots at the center of the little boy's eyebrows puffed up with his eyebrows.

"Blow, blow, blow you big-headed ghost, the clouds are amazing. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at him, shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly became a little childlike.

"It's just amazing. ”

The boy pouted and looked at Zhang Xiaofeng, his eyes suddenly misty.

Zhang Xiaofeng saw that something was wrong, so he turned his head and ran.

The child's cry has always been a magic sound for him.

When Ozawa was just born, he helped his mother look at Ozawa, and when Ozawa cried, Zhang Xiaofeng really felt that the sky had fallen.

When Zhang Xiaofeng walked out, a smiling middle-aged man also walked out of the shadows on the side, silently.

When the boy saw someone coming, he opened his eyes and glanced at it quietly.

"Master. When the boy saw the comer, he stopped crying, but said aggrievedly.

The man smiled and stepped forward and picked up the boy.

The little boy looked up and saw the smiling face of the master, and he lost his temper.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofeng had already run far away, and it was not until he was stopped by the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals that Zhang Xiaofeng knew that he had actually wandered to the Heavenly Court Water Division's barracks.

In my impression, this place seems to be under the control of the messenger of the Pure Altar, that is, Zhu Bajie.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaofeng really felt a little kind.

"Wait a minute, are you the peak anchor?" asked a man who looked like a general staring at Zhang Xiaofeng.

Zhang Xiaofeng nodded.

"It's me. ”

"Wait, don't go yet. ”

After saying that, the heavenly soldiers hurriedly turned around and ran into the camp tent.

A few minutes later, a man with a twisted braid, holding a nail rake, and a man with a fat head and big ears walked out.

Before anyone arrived, a hearty laugh was heard.

"Hahaha, my old pig, fuck it, it's always pigs, pigs, pig ”

"Anchor Feng, what kind of wind is blowing you over, come in and have a drink!"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

Did you have amnesia? Why do you seem to know you very well?

And the man in front of him doesn't seem to be fat, but strong, and he doesn't have a pig nose and pig ears, so he really has a bit of a general's style.

It's different from the 96 version of Journey to the West, it's not honest at all.

Of course, these stupid thoughts Zhang Xiaofeng can just mutter in his heart, and it is naturally impossible for him to say it.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. ”

"Come in, it just so happens that the dead monkey will come in a while, you tell him about the glorious deeds of my old pig in the mortal world, and the monkey in the province will disgust me. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was silent for a moment.

The person in front of me only knows that he is very famous in the mortal world, but he doesn't know what image he is, right?

Sighing, Zhang Xiaofeng suddenly felt that the burden on his body was too heavy.

Entering the main hall, Zhang Xiaofeng was really a little surprised, there was really no luxury in his fantasy, there were a few sets of simple furniture placed there, and the hall really seemed a little too simple.

And when he walked in here, he could feel a thick burst of water vapor, if it weren't for the protection of mana, Zhang Xiaofeng's clothes would have been soaked.

"Alas, it's like this all year round, it's good to get used to it. Zhu Bajie said.

Before Zhang Xiaofeng could nod, he was dragged by Zhu Bajie to the table next to him to drink tea.

"It's humid here, you just absorbed the fairy bones, drink some tea to warm up. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was a little surprised when he heard this.

This pig can really speak human words in his mouth.

I have ironed a lot in my heart.

"Idiot!"

With a loud roar, Zhang Xiaofeng's hand holding the teacup shook unnaturally.

Zhu Bajie and the many Heavenly Court Sailors on the side seemed to have become accustomed to it.

Moments later, a ...... in golden armor The monkey walked in.

Seeing Zhang Xiaofeng, the monkey was stunned.

Then he walked forward enthusiastically.

"Anchor Feng?" he asked Zhang Xiaofeng with a smile.

"It's me. Zhang Xiaofeng also looked up at Sun Wukong and found that his eyes were really a little different, which should be fiery eyes.

The monkey smiled and slapped the old pig aside, sat down leisurely, Erlang crossed his legs, and reached out to order a teacup.

"Lao Sun likes you a lot. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

"Thank you. ”

The monkey is most annoyed by this set of red tape, what thank you I'm sorry, I was so anxious when I heard it once that the monkey hair on my whole body was going to stand up.

But he is still patient with Zhang Xiaofeng Monkey.

"You're welcome. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng quietly glanced at Sun Wukong and found that Sun Wukong was also waiting to look at him with big eyes.

There is still a bit of anticipation in his eyes.

"What is my image in the mortal world?"

Zhang Xiaofeng silently withdrew his gaze, touched his chin, and under the nervous gaze of Zhu Bajie and Monkey, he said: "It's a hero, many movies are based on you." ”

Hearing this, the tension in the monkey's eyes gradually disappeared, and after a while, there was even a little more smugness.

Zhu Bajie waited for Zhang Xiaofeng to evaluate him on the side, but he didn't make any movement when he waited for Zhang Xiaofeng, and he almost ran around the hall a few laps for the old pig to remember.

"What about me?" Zhu Bajie still couldn't hold back and asked.

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly.

The tea that the monkey drank into it squirted out instantly.

The old pig glanced at him.

"No, every year I can receive a lot of telekinesis from the mortal world, which means that they are thinking about me, how can I not be as good as this monkey. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng had an idea.

"Isn't it the most in July and August every year. ”

Zhu Bajie smiled and asked honestly, "How do you know?"

Zhang Xiaofeng sighed in his heart.

Isn't this the time when Journey to the West reruns every year?

The old pig is so miserable......