Chapter 69: Angry Pig Bajie
It seemed that he heard the sound of Chen Wei and Yutu discussing, and Zhu Bajie turned his head to look at it vigilantly.
"Jade Rabbit, don't think about ruining my good deeds today, Fairy Chang'e and I really love each other, why can't you bless me honestly?" Zhu Bajie said very seriously.
"Bullshit, what does it mean to be truly in love? Take unrequited love for granted, Fairy Chang'e doesn't like you at all, how can she look down on you like such a pig?" Yutu said without showing any mercy.
Because she knows very well that the more polite you are to this pig, the more shameless he becomes.
"You, you're the Appearance Association! My old pig is very beautiful on the inside, isn't it?" Zhu Bajie was so angry that he blushed and had a thick neck.
If it weren't for the fact that Jade Rabbit was the celebrity next to Fairy Chang'e, he would have done it a long time ago.
As the saying goes, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, the face of Fairy Chang'e, Zhu Bajie still has to give.
Jade Rabbit smiled, "If you are really so beautiful inside, you will still be knocked out of the heavens?"
"Then, that's an accident!" Zhu Bajie's confidence weakened significantly.
"Hey, second senior brother, I didn't say you, give up, Fairy Chang'e can't take a fancy to you, you are destined to be a bachelor in your life. Chen Wei is very sure of this.
"Who is your second senior brother? I don't remember that there is such a little white-faced junior brother as you, what is it that Fairy Chang'e can't fall in love with me? She won't take a fancy to me, will she still take a fancy to you?" This Chen Wei is a fresh face, and Zhu Bajie just took him to discourage.
"That's right, Fairy Chang'e really likes him, how about it? The fairy also stays up all night making moon cakes for him to eat, can you compare to others?" Yutu also had the idea of using Chen Wei to make this stupid pig completely dead.
"What! Fairy Chang'e stayed up all night making moon cakes for him to eat? I, I don't believe it!" Jealousy makes people ugly, this sentence is used on Zhu Bajie, it is really not an exaggeration.
"You don't believe me? Yutu raised his eyes, looked at Chen Wei, and said, "Shopkeeper, the mooncakes that Fairy Chang'e made for you before should not have finished eating, right? ”
"I know you want to kill someone with a knife, why do you want to be fooled? You shouldn't be able to beat that pig, what if he will rush over and beat me?" Chen Wei replied softly.
"Don't you have a prison token? Jade Rabbit said as a matter of course.
"I'll do you a favor for free, and then I have to wipe your butt for you?" Chen Wei chuckled.
Where in the world is there such a good thing.
"Then, what do you want?" Yutu can see that Chen Wei is a black-hearted businessman with a desire for profit, and he will never do anything without interests.
"Simple, I want you ......"
"You want me!" Before Chen Wei could finish speaking, Yutu was already holding his cheeks and began to twist his body.
"I want your purse, stupid. Chen Wei said speechlessly.
"Purse, I said it earlier, yes, as long as you can help me get rid of that stupid pig, I'll give you this purse. "Jade Rabbit said generously.
Anyway, she has a lot of this kind of purse, and she thought that Chen Wei would take the opportunity to make more excessive demands.
"A word is a certainty!" Immediately, Chen Wei reached out and took out a paper bag from his underwear pocket, and opened the paper bag to reveal the mini moon cakes inside.
He carries herbs and mooncakes with him to prevent accidents.
"This, this fragrance, it is indeed a moon cake made by Fairy Chang'e herself!" Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand, held the nine-toothed nail rake that appeared out of thin air, and asked Chen Wei, "Where did you steal the moon cake from?"
"This is made for me by Fairy Chang'e herself, what is it to steal? The first time it was too little, so the fairy made me a large plate for the second time. Chen Wei retorted.
"Angry, it's really annoying, you want to cuckold my old pig!" Zhu Bajie was furious, feeling that if he continued like this, a green grassland would grow on his head sooner or later.
Zhu Bajie has pursued Fairy Chang'e for so many years, but he has never eaten the moon cakes she made herself, and it was easy to steal them once, and he was caught by Yutu and Chang'e, and then he was thrown in by the prison officer and imprisoned for 300 days.
The more he thought about it, the more difficult it was for Zhu Bajie to balance his heart, and he had to give Chen Wei a rake to vent his anger when he said anything!
"Stupid pig, I'd advise you not to do that, you can't beat him. Jade Rabbit kindly persuaded.
"I can't beat him?" Hearing this, Zhu Bajie glanced at Chen Wei up and down, "My old pig used to be Marshal Tianpeng, this mere mortal, but he has a little fairy power, how can he be my enemy? Eat me first!"
Chen Wei immediately took out the Heavenly Prison Token.
"What! You, you are also a Heavenly Court prison officer!" The nine-tooth nail rake in Zhu Bajie's hand was only a few centimeters away from Chen Wei's head, and it was close at hand, but he couldn't wave it no matter what.
It is tightly entangled by the net of bound immortals.
"The crime of peeping at the fairy, deliberately hurting people, and sentencing you to two hundred years, shouldn't it be too much?"
"What! Two hundred years!" Hearing Chen Wei's words, Zhu Bajie immediately became nervous.
The nine-tooth nail rake in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.
"No, you can't keep me locked up for so long, I still have to accompany the master, Brother Monkey, and them to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. ”
"Prison officer, I was wrong, I really know that I was wrong, I beg you, let me go this time, I promise, I will never hit Fairy Chang'e again. ”
Regarding Zhu Bajie's plea for mercy, Chen Wei chose to ignore it.
The door of the prison slammed shut.
Chen Wei said secretly: This prison token is really powerful, and even Zhu Bajie is not an opponent.
"What's going on?" Fairy Chang'e rushed when she heard the sound.
"Fairy, it's not a big deal, it's just that the stupid pig came to spy on you again, and was caught by the shopkeeper and me. Jade Rabbit responded.
"Marshal Tianpeng's strength is not weak, shopkeeper, are you not injured?"
"No ......"
"How could that stupid pig hurt the shopkeeper?" Chen Wei's words were directly snatched by Yutu, "The shopkeeper is now a prison officer, and that stupid pig has now been imprisoned in the prison, for two hundred years, and he has a good life." ”
But I heard that he has a heavy responsibility, and he wants to accompany the holy monks of the Eastern Tang Dynasty to go to the west to worship the Buddha and learn the scriptures. ”
"He is to blame, and no one is to blame. "It can be pure for two hundred years, and Yutu is very satisfied with this result.
"Okay. Hearing this, Fairy Chang'e didn't say anything more, raised her beautiful eyes, looked at Chen Wei and said, "I don't know what the shopkeeper is saying when he comes to me." ”
"I just happened to be passing by, just to see the fairy. Chen Wei said casually.
"In this way, then enter the Guanghan Palace, and let me entertain the innkeeper well. "Fairy Chang'e, please.
"Then I'd be respectful and obey. Chen Wei couldn't find any reason to refuse.