Chapter 842: Repairman
A few minutes later, Reimu sat in the kitchen in Reizen's blouse, Wenwen's skirt and Little Devil's shoes, destroying the contents of my refrigerator, and scolding while eating.
"You have no conscience! You actually let me freeze a whole four thousand words, four thousand words! Do you still have human nature!" Reimu took a large piece of tonkatsu and stuffed it into his mouth, and the scum in his mouth flew to my face, "Ahhh
"Reimu, none of us are stupid, you know?" I wiped a handful of meat residue from my face, "With your ability, if you don't want to, it's impossible to be frozen into an ice sculpture, I know you did it on purpose, I'm not stupid at all, you know? ”
"............Shh
"Of course, how old are you?" I picked up the big bow on Reimu's head and shook it back and forth, "Eating my stuff and having the face to say this, let me see if it came out of this mouth!"
In this way, Gensokyo is a family joy even in winter, which is true for me, but some people are destined to be idle in their lives, just like me.
"Huh, what are you kidding today?" I was about to sit down on my shiny new sofa to rest for a while after finally sending Reimu away, when I received a call from a young lady who did not want to be named, "Do you know that I am snowing here in June now! You still have a conscience, you are still not a moonman! You ......"
"Okay, okay, you listen to me first. Yue Yejian hurriedly interrupted me and scolded, "I also know that this is excessive, but you are the only person I know who can survive for a long time in space without relying on other equipment, and you also know how to repair it, so that artificial satellite can only be repaired by you." ”
"Why can't you wear a spacesuit to build a satellite?" and it was this that I couldn't understand the most, "You don't want me to walk out of my house unless you give me a reasonable explanation!"
"Because the satellite is very bad this time, and it takes a lot of precision to fix its current malfunction, and if you wear a spacesuit, your hand movement will be affected, and your feeling will also decrease, do you think I haven't tried to send someone else? Even my most skilled Zakurs here can't fix that satellite while wearing a spacesuit. "Yueye saw the explanation, "So I can only come to you, you can help you spread, you don't look at Saddam's face but also look at the face of **, you don't look at **, you also look at Gaddafi, and if you can't do it, you can even look at Comrade Kim's face." ”
"Okay, what am I doing with the faces of a bunch of dead people?" Even if I saw such a low voice on a moonlit night, I still found it difficult to accept, these guys, they came to me when they had something, and they never forgot me to Java when they were fine, it was just ...... Alas...... "You'd better pay me enough, otherwise, I'll find you." ”
"You can find me at any time, so I'm not that stupid. With a 'bang', a piece of solar adamantite ore suddenly fell out of thin air on the floor behind me, "I went to the cosmic garbage dump near Neptune two days ago, and found this there, it should be enough for you, right?"
"What are you doing on Neptune?" The cosmic garbage dump is a mechanical asteroid belt located near Neptune, which is said to be a mechanical asteroid, but it is actually a large piece of debris-covered cosmic space formed by humans and the wreckage of the spacecraft that saw them on a moonlit night, and the space there is also unstable, and from time to time things from other locations will be teleported over, and generally speaking, no one wants to approach that place.
"Recycling some electronics and parts, you know, a lot of the things that are discarded there can be reused, and this piece of ore is a bonus. "I just remembered when I said that the moon capital is not rich, and it has always been tight, think about the last time we used to carry out goodwill activities, the moon night saw that he was already poor and was about to use pants, "So, can you come to help now?"
"Now I'll listen to you. "Rich is the master, not to mention that the moon night has already thrown the ore over, I have no reason to refuse at all, "Let's say, the coordinates of the satellite will not be in low earth orbit, right?"
"Wait a minute, I'll pass you the coordinates now. "The communication was cut off on a moonlit night, and after a while, a coordinate was received from my biochemical computer.
"Okay...... All right...... Funny......" I explained to my family, I dressed as a shiny exile, kicked away the frozen ice at the door, and began to run all the way, "See you on a moonlit night, can't you find someone to pick me up?"
"Are you sure?, Toyohime just took half a bottle of sleeping pills, and I'm not sure if waking her up now will connect you directly to the M33 system. "Getting up is a very terrible thing, it can turn brothers against each other, father and son become enemies, so any normal person understands not to try to wake a person out of his sleep when he is extremely tired, for him, unless there is a monster outside fighting, nothing is as important as his sleep.
"No, forget it, I'll go by myself. "Having said that, I don't plan to waste my power, I plan to go to the underworld first, and then transfer from the underworld to the outside world, and it won't take long," Sistem, plan the shortest route, let's go to the White Jade Tower. ”
"Understood. "Originally, I wanted to reach the underworld and could only do it by traveling through the dimension, but later, I accidentally found a loophole in the underworld space, through this loophole, I can directly reach the underworld, but the location of this loophole is random, and it is almost possible to appear anywhere in Gensokyo," I have found it, and the space in front of the right is marking the route on the visor. ”
Following the loopholes in the underworld, I walked all the way and came to the White Jade Tower, unlike the outside, the White Jade Tower did not fall so much snow, even so, the snow was more than half a meter thick, at this time, Yuyuko was lying on the roof, looking at the sky and not knowing what she was thinking, around her body, there was not a trace of snow.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" I opened my visor as I landed next to Yuyuko, "There's nothing in the sky?"
"No, I didn't look at anything, I was just thinking about something, I know what you think, so you don't have to look at me like that, even I think about things once in a while. Yuyuko sat up suddenly, and the armor on her chest shook violently twice, "It's you, what are you doing here......?" Are you here to ask for an account? It's over, I can't afford to pay it back! Can I say that I can only pay it with meat?"
"Alright, stop acting, I'm not here for that kind of boring thing. "Yuyuko's acting skills are too fake, her expression is contrived, and she is very exaggerated, so it can be said that she has not entered the play at all.
"What! You dare to say it's boring!" However, I don't know why, Yuyuko, who heard my words, suddenly began to go crazy, "In your eyes, Yuyuko-sama's charm is so bad! Can it only be counted as boring!"
“…… Stop it...... You're not my cup of tea...... "I don't have a hobby of being ntred, and in general, I don't have a hobby of ntr others, and I'm not attractive to a girl like Yuyuko who has been bound to purple, so I don't think about it in that direction at all, "I'm going to go to the outside world, so I want to get out of you." ”
"What a puzzling fellow...... Is this the secret of how you pedal three boats?" Yuyuko pointed in the direction, "Go to the westward demon side, and you can get out, but this path is better to use sparingly." ”
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"Oh yes, I'm here to be, Al grilled the chicken, gave Veronica a shower and a change of clothes, and then let her be served, by the way, wash it clean, I have steel wool balls, and a brush to brush the deck of the battleship. Veronica smelled like a zombie, and although she was a zombie, the two types of loss were different...... Forget it, if you don't explain it, you don't need to explain your fierce life, otherwise you will be laughed at by the crystal clear ice sculpture of Reimu outside the window.
"Sir, the demon dream is now outside the door. "But the snow outside the door was too thick for her to knock." ”
"The snow outside the door is frozen?" "The simple snow is not terrible, the terrible thing is the snow that freezes into ice, in this cold weather, this is not something that cannot happen, Gensokyo is not affected by global warming, the temperature in winter can still freeze to death, it is a real frozen person, "OK, I'll open the door and see." ”
When I came to the door and opened the door, it had frozen into a thick wall of snow, according to the report from Sistum, it was about a meter thick, and the strength was already at the level where even a bullet could not penetrate it, so I would not be stupid enough to dig with a shovel.
Power adjusted, attack area focused, laser locked, scorch started.
In a short time, the wall of snow melted under the targeted attack of the laser, and Youmu was trembling in front of the door.
"Come, come in. Taking advantage of the fact that the melting snow did not freeze again, I pulled the demon dream in and closed the door firmly, "It's freezing enough, right? You said you, if there is anything to call me to contact me remotely, why bother this trip, even if there is anything to talk about, I can immediately drive my shiny exile to look for you." ”
"Uh-uh-uh...... That would be too rude for the wife. Youmeng's face was red from the cold, and his teeth were chattering, "This is more formal, and you are really shiny today......
"Don't talk yet, you'll be laughed at by Reimu outside the window, you see. I pointed to the ice sculpture of Reimu outside the window, "Little devil, have you started?"
"Not yet, what's wrong?" the little devil poked his head out of the bathroom, "what's the matter?"
"Youmu is frozen, you take her to wash it together, and then take charge of Veronica. "It's not in line with my hospitality to let the guests freeze like this," Reizen, how about you go and do a favor if you don't mind?"
"No problem. ”
Half an hour later, everything was on track.
"Whew, it's alive......" Youmeng sat down in his chair with heat all over his body, "Thank you for your generosity, but I have something important to talk about today." ”
"Bai Yulou can't open the pot again, and Youyuko has started to eat snow again, right?" Bai Yulou can't open the pot and Youyuko eats snow to survive, these two things are already a must-have repertoire every winter, "Say, how much, I'll lend it to you, but let's eat the meal first." ”
"I'm really embarrassed...... "Actually, that's it.,Every winter, Bai Yulou will have a financial deficit.,And Yakumo Zi deliberately hides and hibernates.,So every year Demon Dream has to borrow money from me under the coercion and lure of Youyuko.,Of course,It's said to be borrowing money.,But there's never a time to pay back.,Bai Yulou can't make ends meet even in other seasons.,It's just a little better than winter.,Winter because of the cold weather.,Intense physical exertion (Yuyuko claims to be),Yuyuko's food consumption will increase to three times.。
"It's nothing, I'm more worried about the food production in the human world than this. "Originally, in the winter, the residents of the people could only rely on the storage of grain to survive the winter, and once the year is not good, it is common for people to freeze to death and starve to death, and there have been complaints about people who have been frozen and starved to death in the past, but it was not my turn to do it and was solved by others, "Is the yield in the people enough to support it now?"
"Yes, because Rennosato is now a mix of humans and youkai, so under the influence of youkai's power, Rennosato can ensure sufficient food production even in winter. "Otherwise, I might have to borrow food directly." ”
The chicken on the table turned into chicken bones in the blink of an eye, and Youmeng left with the gold I lent her with a grateful face, hoping to use it.
"Is this really good?" Wenwen stood next to me, looking out the window with me, "Yuyuko of Xixing Temple, she didn't need to eat, but she ...... Do you have any ideas?"
"Probably. I couldn't help but think of what I saw under the Westward Demon, and I didn't know if all of this was related, "Anyway, as long as she needs it, I'll give it to her, it's ...... I always felt that it was the right thing to do, and besides, I didn't lack these, if I was too stingy, even Reimu would laugh at me, and I didn't want to be despised by Maggot Reimu in the future. ”
"It's the easiest!" Suddenly, the ice sculpture of Reimu outside the window exploded, and Reimu, whose skin was purple from the cold, jumped in front of the window and yelled at me, squirting saliva onto the window, "Then you are here to save me!" 2k reading web