"Damn cockroach, where the hell are you! Don't think you can't catch me if you hide it!"

Sister Na holds a broom, chasing cockroaches to fight, although the speed of Sister Na's defense is fast, but the cockroaches are obviously better!

The cockroach slipped into the cracks of the closet, huddled in the corner, and stared at the girl.

"Where are you going to run this time!" the girl smiled.

This time, the cockroaches have no way to escape!

……

[Sister Girl] live broadcast room.

Tens of millions of fans of the sister saw that the anchor actually started broadcasting again within a few minutes after the broadcast, and they came in curiously.

After all, such a diligent female anchor is rare.

At the moment of the broadcast, there were countless flower lollipops, piercing the clouds and arrows, pouring into the live broadcast room.

"Sister Woo, it seems to be busy?" said the audience as they looked at Sister's back.

"Well, I'm really busy, and, my sister is fighting cockroaches?

"Why don't you ignore us!

They looked at the height and hairstyle in front of them and confirmed that it was a girl.

But Sister Wai, it seems that today, it is not friendly to them, the audience, and she did not communicate with the audience during the whole process.

"It's not going to be a live broadcast to fight cockroaches today, right? Beautiful girl vs. water cockroach, come and bet, I bet on the cockroach to win." ”

"Poor girl, not only will you be bullied by the audience in your live broadcast room, but also by the water cockroaches in the sewer. ”

"Send the anchor a cloud-piercing arrow, buy some medicine, it's too hard to fight cockroaches, and it's a good strategy to take the initiative to lure cockroaches to the bait!"

……

The girl looked at the cockroach in the corner.

He ripped off his wig, used it as a button, and besieged the cockroaches.

The water cockroach tossed its limbs, moved extremely fast, and slipped closer to the kitchen, whoosh, and disappeared all of a sudden, and then there was the clanging of pots and pans!

In this scene, the comments in the live broadcast room blew up instantly!!

The speed at which the comments are refreshed is almost indecipherable!

"Why is Sister Daddy losing her hair? Is Girl Daddy a tomboy?"

"I used to watch TV a lot, someone pretended to be a pseudo-girl, this kind of thing, it shouldn't happen to my sister. ”

"What bastards! Deceiving our audience for half a year, is it really our audience's elm head?

"Yes, yes, I thought about it, a dream castle, I'm sorry. ”

……

A Starbucks café in Minghai City.

Qin Lang, Xia Lingxiao, and Yan Lingji are staring at the same mobile phone at the moment.

In the mobile phone, it is the scene of the live broadcast room of the fish, the scene of [Sister Girl] chasing cockroaches and beating them.

At the same time, on the computer of the coffee table, there is also such a picture.

"I'm going to blacken her voice card right away, and I'm almost there, and I'll let the audience listen to her rough voice and see how they can laugh. Qin Lang said.

"Brother Qin Lang, you won't be discovered, the live broadcast room is open, she won't notice?" Yan Lingji said.

"No, it's the same as a virus secretly opening the camera, the screen is black, and I turned off the function of external sound, leaving only the function of radio. Qin Lang explained.

"So, do you mean that the computer screen that Sister Whisper sees at the moment is actually black, and what we say will not be played in her room, but we can detect her every move?"

"That's right, you're right. Qin Lang said with a smile.

"It's exciting. Yan Lingji and Xia Lingxiao spoke in unison.

Qin Lang quickly typed a line of code, "Okay, the sound card is black." Qin 8 Lang pressed E in a dashing manner

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Key.

……

The live broadcast room of [Sister Girl].

For the sake of her live broadcast career, the ultra-expensive imported sound card she bought abroad, a set of sound equipment worth 8 million, completely lost her role.

In addition, Qin Lang also helped Sister Wai turn off the beauty filter function that comes with the Funny Fish APP.

Suddenly, all the audience saw a different girl.

This babbling girl, with a hint of hoarseness in her voice, where is the usual snorting sound?

Similarly, the beer belly and bucket waist, the typical posture of a middle-aged fat man, are undoubtedly revealed.

His throat was pasted with a special foam.

Especially, this middle-aged fat man is still wearing girlish stockings!

I also like to clench my fists on my cheeks,

I also like to call the audience in the live broadcast room, little brother, little brother......

The middle-aged fat man seemed to be very hot, took off his wig with a big grin, and wiped off the makeup on his face with a rag, and the acne on his face was clear.

After the middle-aged fat man successfully removed his disguise, he showed his original strength and killed the cockroach with a spatula.

Hmph, women's clothing really limits their strength.

The middle-aged fat man smiled, and threw the cockroach's beard out of the window in front of the kitchen.

I washed my hands, glanced at the clock, 18:00, and went downstairs for dinner.

……

However, although Sister Hisa is not there, the live broadcast room is fried!

"Oh my God, what did we just go through? Are we dreaming?"

"There are still such strange people in this world, from a biao man, disguised as a poor Zhengtai sister, and he didn't miss a flaw!

"The anchor forgot to turn off the camera! Tragedy! My eyes are going blind! I really regret clicking on the live broadcast room of [Sister Girl] at this moment, everyone tell me quickly, all this is a dream, the real Sister Sister is not like this. ”

"It's a pity, I really want to fly over and tell Sister Daddy that you leaked your feet!"

……

Somewhere in a den of thieves.

"Big brother, it's not good, it's not good!" said the younger brothers.

"What's wrong?" said Big Brother Society.

"We can stop stealing because ...... Life has no meaning, and suddenly there is no direction to struggle!" said the younger brothers.

"We have all planned the route, how can we say that it will change!

Besides, after the labor and management promise is completed, half of you will be divided, and you will stop caring about me and my sister!

I'm willing to give my money to my sister, I'm willing!" said the big brother of society.

The younger brothers want to tell the truth about the big brother in society.

But I am worried that without the presence of my eldest brother, the success rate of stealing will be reduced by half.

Forget it, wait for him to find out for himself.

"Come on, get on the motorcycle, let's go, so that I can marry a girl...... Can you buy a house and a car...... Stealing things is a 9-to-5 business!" said the big brother of society.