Lu Ming felt that he had succeeded, and he successfully deceived a woman, but he only used lines that can only be found in those TV series. I really don't know if I'm too evil, or if words like this can often impress a girl. At this moment, he couldn't tell whose fault it was.

Easing his mood, Lu Ming went to the 3rd floor and knocked on room 302.

"Oh bad old man, are you going to get up and eat? If you don't, I'm going to eat by myself. ”

"Oh bad old man, do you want to get up and eat? If you don't eat, I'll eat it alone, don't say that I'm malicious and won't let you eat when the time comes." ”

After talking for the second time, he still didn't hear the old guy's voice inside, Lu Ming leaned his ear against the door, wanting to hear if there was any movement inside.

"Bad old man, don't pretend to be deaf with me, I know you get up inside and have to eat, or you will starve to death, don't say that I killed you." Lu Ming said as he knocked the door.

After a few minutes, there was movement, and it seemed that the sound of someone getting out of bed and putting on their shoes could still be heard.

With a bang, the door was opened, and the person who appeared in front of Lu Ming was the ghost master, and he roared impatiently: "You little guy is always arguing for me to sleep, don't you want me to live? Hurry up, get out, Lao Tzu is going to sleep." ”

Lu Ming was taken aback, because he saw that the ghost master was wearing a set of pajamas, his hair was fluffy like a chicken nest, and the whole person looked like a nervous disorder, if he wasn't a familiar person, he would definitely think that he was a psychopath who came out of a psychiatric hospital.

Not to be outdone, Lu Ming scolded-for-tat: "Bad old man, don't know what to do, I kindly asked you to eat, you actually yelled at me to be good, then you can continue to sleep, Lao Tzu is going down to eat, the food made by that young lady is delicious, I just tasted it, it is simply a delicacy in the sky and the earth, if you don't taste it, you will definitely regret it for the rest of your life." ”

"I found out that you kid, when you wake up, your mouth has become so sweet, isn't it? What kind of conspiracy is there? As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you will be a thief. ”

"I'll steal your head, do you like to eat or not, anyway, I've already called you, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm going to eat fragrant and drink spicy food." After finishing speaking, Lu Ming turned around and walked upstairs.

When he got to the table and sat down, Lu Ming picked up the chopsticks and put a bowl of rice and devoured it, not to mention looking at the color, flavor and flavor, he originally just thought it looked good, but he didn't expect it to taste so delicious, which made him full of praise, and his mouth made a slurping sound.

"This young lady is really not bad, this cooking skill is simply to the point of reaching the peak. If you go to the competition, you will definitely be able to take the first place. I just said it casually, but I didn't expect his cooking skills to be really good, if I can't eat it in the future, wouldn't I miss him. Lu Ming said slurred as he devoured it.

After a while, there was a sound of going downstairs upstairs, and Lu Ming looked up and saw that it was the ghost master who had come down, he had changed into a white suit, and his hair was combed brightly, and he looked shiny. However, in a white suit with oil at one end, if you don't say that he is an old man in his 50s, no one really believes it. The point is that he even shaved his beard and looks obviously younger, at least 20 years old.

Lu Ming was startled, his jaw was about to fall, and his eyes widened, just like copper bells.

"I said, you bad old man, are you crazy about something? This beard has been shaved, his clothes have changed, and he has turned into a little white face, what are you doing here? Does it mean that you have fallen in love with that young lady just now and want to seduce someone?" Lu Ming asked very puzzled.

How could the ghost master admit that he liked this young lady, even if he thought so in his heart, it was impossible to say it, she walked to the table and sat down steadily, looked around and didn't see the fat woman.

When Lu Ming saw him probing his brain, he immediately broke off, the fat woman, so he laughed and said: "Just now someone told me to do it, and you can't touch a woman then, but now you are looking for something." I don't think that young lady is suitable for you at all, she is so young, and she looks like she is in her 20s. But also, you are so rich, right-owned, have a house and a car, what girl doesn't like it, or you try to open your mouth, maybe your marriage will come. ”

The ghost master glanced at him, and said angrily: "You little bastard, you always talk nonsense, believe it or not, I abolished you, you should have forgotten that you still have the lower head I planted on your forehead." ”

"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man, you're bad. I helped you get married this time, but you want to curse me, you are really kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people. Then I'll go to the kitchen now and tell the young lady that you don't like him, you just think she's sexy and want to possess her. Lu Ming continued to sneer and talk nonsense.

In a fit of rage, the ghost master picked up the chopsticks and threw them at the opposite side.

Lu Ming reached out and grabbed the chopsticks quickly, and said triumphantly: "How can you still want to hit me at this speed." Bad old man"

"You're my ancestor, right? When did I say I was going to possess someone's house? If that little girl hears it, she'll think I'm a scumbag. ”

Lu Ming took off the chopsticks, presented them to the other party with both hands, and then said with a laugh: "Aren't you a scumbag? If you weren't a scumbag, you would have been married many years ago, why wait until now, after all, you are a scumbag, so no woman approaches, and no woman wants to marry you." This logic should be correct, you should think carefully about whether it is your own problem, or your biological problem, that is not good, so you don't want to lose the face of a man, so you don't marry a wife and have children, right?"

As he was talking, the kitchen door opened, and the person who came out was the fat woman just now, holding two plates of dishes in his hands, one plate was back to the pot meat, and the other plate was small fried pork from the farmhouse, both of which were Lu Ming's favorite home-cooked dishes.

I'm afraid that the woman's face is still red, and I don't know if it's because the kitchen is too hot, or because Lu Ming's words just now hit his weakness, so he still maintains that expression, puts the two dishes on the table and lowers his head to face Lu Ming, and whispers: "I fried two dishes for you again, one is back to the pot meat, and the other is a small fried pork from the farmhouse, which are all home-cooked dishes, I don't know if you like to eat it, if you don't like to eat, I can make something else." ”