25. The most Jianghu (martial arts) [025]
The most attractive thing about the pear white boy should be that a bowl of noodles with clear soup and little water can hook up with a stupid and cute little black bear!
Since the hangover, a little black bear has been around his wooden house every day, the little bean eyes are wet, but unfortunately the pear white brand noodles have since stepped down from the stage of history, the greedy guy is more and more fat, every night and a half to do the pear white original job, either the kitchen is missing a jar of sugar, or the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are overturned, after a crime process was squatted on the beam by the chef to watch the whole process, the little fat Ding has an extra rope around his neck, built a dog house, and acted as a watchman.
Then early in the morning, he happily told sùfourteen that he had caught this product to relieve her boredom, and in the future, it would be their Yan family's first guard Xiong! That lethal bright smile, so beautiful that he could make a hundred flowers bloom for him, completely ignoring the hostility in the eyes of a pair of little beans, biting him! bite! bite! Woo~ The rope is too short... I can't bite it.
The little short leg kicked and kicked hard, but he didn't know that the more this happened, the tighter the rope around his neck became, and soon, Xiaodouyan was self-masochistic and tearful, very pitiful.
Fourteen sighed, decisively picked up the fat bear, untied the dog leash, stroked the shriveled little belly, and said to him: Let's get down the bowl of noodles.
So, the little black bear who should not share the sky with the 'dog man' was bought by a bowl of noodles with clear soup and little water, and always wished that Xiong Zhong was by the boy's side, and when he saw the young man's figure, it was like seeing a big noodle bowl, and his eyes seemed to be able to glow with the luster of worship, hugging his thighs for noodles, stealing the idol's new clothes to make a quilt, and holding a hornet's nest to repay the favor, Dig out the ant nest and dial it into the hero's vegetable pot to cook, these basic skills it uses, it has all of them, I don't know how much people dislike it this innocent and romantic little male bear.
This is the most symbolic charm that Ribai shows in front of her, so that a male bear falls for it, and at a young age he sees through the instinct of the food chain, and since then honey and ants are no better than a bowl of noodles, she will never admit that she occasionally steals fun, when the bear offers a hornet's nest and an ant's nest, when the bear climbs the bed and is thrown out of the house, he takes some clothes or other personal objects, and stuffs it into its nest, until the small nest is full of clothes and pillows, and the fat body can no longer squeeze in.
Because of his dislike of the little bear, before the official name, the little guy recognized a word, which was the angry pear white boy Chong's favorite mantra, the pronunciation is very simple, G~U~N, gǔn.
Fourteen really can't look at it directly, every time the fairy-like character roars the word "roll", the little stupid bear always feels that it is calling it, happily tight, will work harder through the little short legs self-reliant planing of the 'delicious' so as to give back, because the direct look can't, simply fourteen gave it a lot of names before and after, but the little short legs persistently identified the pronunciation of the rolling word, she only had no choice but to formally give the little black bear a rolling word and foreign name, called rolling ball thin!
When he took this name, it was the stupid bear that the boy was about to clean up and beat, and such a break made the boy forget his original intention, and only repeated the "Rolling Ball Beast" again, and then put on a blank expression and said in his heart: This name... It's ugly!
Yan Ruyu joked in a rigorous tone while washing her face: "Well, thin, thin people's thinness, it's too fat." So, I figured out that the name guò conveys the heart of the elders. Thanks to you, it is now officially surnamed Rolling Ball, single name is thin, Rolling Ball, thin!" "Anyway, he can still hold the elder Fan with a righteous face, and break off the thigh-hugging Rolling Ball from the pear white legs, the little thing can sink and sink, both hands raised the little short legs high, stared at the little dog, and said to the little dog bear with a serious voice: "Roll the ball, roll the ball, every day with the white boy clear soup noodles with water to drink, but he doesn't know how to understand your difficulty, think about it, eat so many noodles, how can you lose weight?" As a bear, just eating noodles will not grow tall! These words, you should keep these words in mind, save time in the morning and dusk, and don't use ant nests and hornet's nests to honor your elders in the future, and keep yourself to lose weight. Look at the fat one who gave you... Alas. ”
When it was over, he put the ball on the ground, and the little short legs who didn't know what the solar terms were immediately rushed to the beautiful boy in white clothes, wanting to hug his thighs and ask for noodles!
Libai's handsome face frowned, slapped the comb of the dresser on the table, and threatened Xiao Hei who ran towards Sa Huan: "Get out! Believe it or not, I'll shoot you to death!"
Fourteen grinned, picked up the crutches standing beside the bed, walked up to the young man, patted him on the shoulder, brushed away the young man's rising heart, and gently corrected: "It, the small surname is Rolling Ball, the small character is thin, the big name, Rolling Ball is thin." In the future, just call it officially, maybe you will take me to start a sect in the future, this kid is not even familiar with his own name when he becomes a Zhenshan beast. ”
...
Since the fragrance of the sky, within ten days, Li Bai consciously detoxified her, she had never mentioned it before, he was the same, but he didn't expect that he had always been concerned about this matter.
The reason why she was able to face it calmly and not take any action in the past ten days was more because of the hangover that night, right?
She actually remembered.
Remember a little bit.
I remember the young man's thin shoulders walking step by step on his back, I remember the warm temperature of his back, although he was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes, there was such a scene in his vague consciousness.
He walked on his back, obviously complaining, but his movements were extraordinarily gentle, afraid that the bumps would make her uncomfortable, and he walked slowly and steadily step by step, at that moment, maybe he was drunk, but she really felt it, felt that at that time, she began to believe in her heart, believing that the passer-by in the book really wanted to be with her, the cannon fodder, and become a family.
I have to say that Mu Haitang gave her the feeling of home, and that name was like a home, so that a person who wandered in the endless could justifiably stay and rest.
And at that moment, maybe she was really too drunk, she thought, it's not bad to have a home, even if it's just a temporary home during the trip, just like the cabin he built for her, it's just a person by the way, walking the rivers and lakes together, what's the matter?
When she woke up, she clearly remembered her thoughts in her vague memory, which was the key to her delay in making any moves.
Twenty-three days of cabins. After recovering their strength, the fate brought the two lonely people together, and they took a fat little black bear to step into a new starting point.
Since then, the happy rivers and lakes have waited for its two destined people.
A year later.
A group of people dressed as chivalrous sneakily followed behind a small black fat ball-like animal, wasn't that little fat ball the same as the rolling ball that they brought out from the old forest back then?
The thin Han seems to have been brought since childhood, it has no idea that there are more than ten people scattered behind him, holding a honeycomb ready to be offered in his mouth, it knows that the owner has been looking for this thing recently, and uses this thing to make medicine for the hostess, and he has a day when it can come in handy, and the thin and thin said that he is very proud.
There is no consciousness of a bear, but it gives birth to the nature of a dog.
Also, to paraphrase Bai Shao's sentence, it's not that a family doesn't enter a door, the master is a strange character, and pets naturally have to be different.
There are two people in the distance:
"Can you really find the outcasts who defected from the Northern Saint back then?"
"The news will not be wrong, when someone saw the outcasts of the Northern Sage walking, they were followed by a black bear cub, twice as fat as an ordinary bear cub, and the bear cub had a circle of white miscellaneous hair on its hind legs, such an obvious feature should not be wrong. ”
"That kid is elusive, how many people have been arrested in the rivers and lakes in the past six months, aren't they all flattering, no one can please them, let's follow like this, in case we startle the snake?"
"It's okay, the people hired this time, the kung fu foundation is a first-class master, once it is determined that others are there, catch this kid and force him directly to hand over the martial arts cheats of the Northern Sage, and then destroy the corpse, you and I are only responsible for finishing the finishing work, be sure not to let the news spread, and when we learn the kung fu of the Northern Sage, we will not worry about walking sideways on the rivers and lakes in the future." ”
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Rolling ball thin ran and ran, long journey, and finally ran to the place where the master cooked noodles, thinking of fragrant noodles, the honeycomb in the mouth of the rolling ball thin almost fell out of his mouth.
It came to the owner with a honeycomb in its mouth, and it was stupid and cute to show off its flattery**, face, face!
Li Bai was once proud, the reason why he was thin and noodles like his life, it was because his cooking skills in cooking noodles had reached the peak, and he realized the flower of the kitchen god.
Fourteen just smiled and unceremoniously punctured Libai's narcissism, I was afraid that it would be a ball to starve to death in front of noodles in my last life, so in this life, it will not let go of all noodles.
Li Bai didn't have the confidence to find a bowl of noodles produced by other people's families to confirm this topic, who said that it was more likely, and he could only be angry Joke Fourteen is that he can't eat grapes and says that grapes are sour, because he can't eat noodles, so he can't taste the realm glow of his cooking skills.
It's like such a very small thing, the two often quarrel, it is indeed like a real family, no matter how many small contradictions, they never care, to hold grudges, and when it comes to the outside, who is shorter than anyone else.
Li Bai took the tribute of the ball and filial piety, just as Fourteen walked in from outside, he raised his eyes and glanced at the forehead where the scar had faded slightly, smiled, and greeted: "Eldest sister, why did you come back from practice so quickly today?"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Fourteen raise his hand and throw a cloth bag in front of him, and while catching it, he only heard the Qinghe voice raised: "There are a lot of people who come with me outside, I can't deal with them alone, quickly put on the skin and accompany me to practice." ”
Quite a few people with you?
Speaking of this, he actually held his breath in his heart, half a year ago, Lin Huaxin framed him, and his master cut his robe and broke off his righteousness, and since then he has been arrested for a lot of money to return to the door, and he wants to see people die to see corpses, for this reason, there are too many people in the rivers and lakes who want to pick up his corpse.
Lin Huaxin is Yan Ruyu's revenge killer, because of Yan Ruyu, he also instinctively rejected this first beauty in the rivers and lakes, originally, if it really fought, he thought that although he would not have a grudge, he would still kill this woman for Yan Ruyu, but he didn't expect this woman to hurt himself half a year ago, only the last layer of the last layer of the unique secret to the door, but was completely cut off from the possibility of completely leaving the school, chasing and killing is still second, the face is casually clothed, anyway, it is also a fake identity.
But because of this, Yan Ruyu was dragged back, what she told him, her future martial arts plan, the plan that Shanshan came to him at the beginning, he was shocked, not only cautious, but even more terrifying is that she knows the rivers and lakes so well, and she is only afraid that it can involve any martial arts master, she knows their weaknesses, those unknown weaknesses.
Yan Ruyu didn't worry that he was wandering out, and she guarded him until she settled down where she went, so it naturally delayed the process of the plan she had made at the beginning, so now when she thinks of Lin Huaxin, it is from the bottom of her heart.