Chapter Twenty-Five: The Great Fool

The three entered the café.

The interior is decorated with high-end elegance and is full of petty bourgeoisie.

In addition to couples, there are also some office elites, each dressed in the end.

Chen Han came out to set up a stall, with a washed and yellowed T-shirt on the upper body, and a pair of faded jeans with flip-flops on the lower body, which was relatively cheap.

Sister Mei and Little Sister with a nose ring are like baboons running out of the zoo, straying into human territory, instantly lowering the level of the café a lot.

Chen Han felt the strange gaze around him, and glared back without showing weakness.

"Wait until I'm going to buy two glasses. Sister Mei walked over the counter proudly, rubbed her eyes after seeing the price, and said, "My stomach has been upset these days, and I drink too much coffee and make my stomach hurt, so forget it." ”

The little sister of the nose ring agreed, and after asking the waiter to explain that the boiled water was free, she asked for three glasses to come over.

Sister Mei was uncomfortable, she also noticed that she was incompatible with this place, and complained in her heart that Chen Han had found such a broken place, and she was ruthless: "Although my man was introduced to me by you, but I won him down with just one night of chatting, Sister doubts, are you really qualified to guide me? ”

Burst!

Chen Han squirted out half of his saliva and poured Sister Mei on the other side.

This wonderful, where did he get the confidence to say such things.

"Sister's makeup is spent, are you jealous that I didn't choose you last night, and deliberately came to disgust my sister. Sister Mei made a face, and everyone in the café could hear the loud voice.

The little girl with the nose ring was picking her nostrils again and said, "If you tease me now, maybe you can be a spare tire." ”

The eyes of the surrounding customers widened.

"I'm going! what's going on?"

"This man is really heavy-mouthed,"

"Look at him he's pretty handsome, why are you so hungry!"

Chen Han couldn't cry or laugh, how could he allow others to disgust himself, and said righteously: "I promised to help you find the love you yearn for, and several little brothers around have been staring at you, as if they are very interested." ”

When the words fell, the surrounding customers immediately shrank their necks and became honest.

"That's it. Sister Mei looked around proudly, her face became very stiff in an instant, and she lowered her head with great inferiority.

Chen Han followed her line of sight and looked at the corner.

The girl sat elegantly, and only half of her side face could be seen, which was very moving. The skin is as white and delicate as mutton fat and white jade, faintly ruddy.

That kind of elegant and noble temperament makes people only dare to appreciate it from afar, and dare not approach.

Her body seemed to be shining.

Sister Mei was also ashamed of herself, she only glanced at her, and then fell to the dust, not daring to raise her head for a long time.

Chen Han was also stunned, and a poem floated in his mind, "A branch of red dew condenses incense, and the clouds and rain Wushan break their intestines in vain." ”

The little girl with the nose ring snorted and looked out of the door unconvinced, retaining the last trace of stubbornness.

"Aren't you two doubting my level of guidance?" Chen Han looked at the beauty with admiration.

"Hey, you've taught us to be reserved, and I know that. ”

"What if I could get her phone number in a short time?"

"It's just you, it's impossible to succeed!" Sister Mei said, "You see that she is cold, and her face says that no one should enter." ”

Chen Han secretly looked at the beauty, frowned slightly when he saw her take a sip of coffee, lowered his head and continued to brush the tablet.

Generally speaking, the more beautiful a woman is, the more temperamental she is, and the less capable she is. Because it can get a lot of what it wants by virtue of its beauty, and it doesn't need to study hard.

The one in front of me seems to be an exception.

When Chen Han walked in, the eyes of all the male animals in the café were fixed on him again, revealing primitive jealousy and ridicule.

They don't dare to talk to each other, but they don't want others to get close to beautiful women.

Chen Han walked into the beauty, had already thought of the opening remarks, and said seriously: "You are a doctor." ”

The beauty raised her head, frowned slightly, and said coldly, "Have you seen me?"

"No, it's just that your hands are very clean and dexterous, and doctors, like pianists, care most about their own hands. And on you, there seems to be a faint smell of medicine. Chen Han thought she would be surprised, but she didn't expect to make her more vigilant.

The beauty nodded, recognized Chen Han's statement, and said, "I still have to continue to work." He looked down at the tablet.

Chen Han looked at the tablet, opened a book, "Anorexia Recovery Guide", and after turning a few pages, he raised his coffee and sipped, frowning bitterly.

It seems that she doesn't like coffee, but just uses it to refresh her mind.

I guess I have encountered a patient who is in an urgent situation.

"Actually, I wanted to ask you for help. He said solemnly, adjusting his position according to Sister Mei's gaze.

In movies and photos, there are a lot of misplaced shots.

From an angle, it seems that the two are very close, but in fact, Chen Han and the beauty always maintain a corresponding distance and will not cause disgust.

"What's the matter?" the beautiful woman spoke, her lips were red and her teeth were white, and her faint body fragrance made people dizzy.

"I don't know if the noise just now bothered you, those two women are quite pitiful, they have schizophrenia and delusions and obsessive-compulsive disorder at a young age. Chen Han pointed to Sister Mei and Sister Nose Ring on his seat, "The two of them were humiliated again when they saw the doctor, and they finally gave up the idea of suicide after being dissuaded by their families, but unfortunately they are now wary and sensitive to strangers!"

"Is it so pitiful?" the beauty's expression softened, "It's rare that they trust you." ”

"I'm a chef and their family loves my cooking. ”

"Really?" the beauty was slightly interested.

"That's right. Food is a joy thing, and I hope to help people relieve their worries. Chen Hanyi said rhetorically, "Can I leave you a phone number, if there is anything wrong with these two poor girls, please give me guidance." ”

"Well, well. The beauty hesitated and opened WeChat, "Add this." ”

Seeing that she didn't plan to introduce herself, Chen Han said cheekily, "My name is Chen Han." ”

The beauty was a little unhappy and said, "Su Qingyao." Turning his head, he found that the two women were stupid, and the little girl with the nose ring was taking a selfie and grimacing.

She already regretted in her heart, although it was the doctor's duty to save lives and help the wounded, but she always felt that these two women would bring unnecessary trouble to herself.

"Dr. Su, it's a pleasure to meet you. Regarding anorexia, maybe I can help. ”

"Hopefully. Su Qingyao didn't take this sentence to heart.

After all, the patient's condition was so extraordinary that all the doctors were helpless, and it was different from anorexia in many ways.

"If you need my help, you can contact us on your phone. ”

"Good. ”

Su Qingyao temporarily gave up blocking him.

Back in the seat, Sister Mei and the little sister of the nose ring have very different visions. Chen Han opened WeChat's circle of friends and knocked on the table: "That's it, it's too simple." ”

"Mom...... It's true. The little girl with the nose ring trembled.

To see is to believe.

Sister Mei threw herself to the ground with Chen Han's admiration, and hurriedly asked, "You guys seemed to be very close just now, teach me, how did you do it?"

"I'll just say, how boring it is to sit alone and lonely at such a good noon. Why don't you get acquainted. You can have a companion. ”

"It's that simple?"

"Nope. ”

Chen Han shook his head, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "The most important thing is to be confident and poetic! Can I say that she will come to my house at night? That's a hooligan, I invite her to the river to enjoy the sunset, and soak up the sunshine in the early morning, think about it, you can do anything in the middle of the night and early morning......

Sister Mei felt inferior, recalled it, and recalled her straightforward sentences when chatting.

My dear...... I want to.

Have you ever done it inside the bathtub......

Sister can split, are you worthy of your sister's posture?

......

It's just too vulgar, explicit, and not aesthetically pleasing.

Chen Han stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it." ”

"Is it cheaper? ”

"No, I'll see where you go. ”

Sister Mei breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the oil on her face, and handed the phone to Chen Han, showing a little shyness on her face.

Suddenly, Chen Han got goosebumps.

Looking at the chat history again, he shuddered suddenly, found a few key parts, and took pictures with his mobile phone.

Good aunt!

Look at what you're looking for for your daughter.

Vulgar, dirty, smells worse than fucking shit in the sewers.

This Sister Mei's words are explicit, and she can't harm too many people because she looks like this, otherwise......

The little sister of the nose ring waited for Chen Han to finish reading Sister Mei, and handed over her mobile phone again.

Chen Han found that Zhao Sihuan mentioned sister flowers more than once. Apparently he recognized the wrong person, so that's fine.

He sorted his thoughts, looked at the two women with hot and red cheeks, and said, "You can get this man...... But be prepared. ”

"Isn't it already possible to get him?" Sister Mei said, "He was going to look for me last night." ”

"Do you know that you will die when you see the light?"

"Are you saying she doesn't look down on me!" Sister Mei's self-esteem was frustrated, and she snorted coldly, "Sister doesn't believe it, my charm can't conquer him." It's not me who blows, as long as he is willing to lie down, don't think about standing up and going out. ”

"First of all, he had to be able to lie down. Chen Han sneered and said, "And if you don't recognize the wrong person, you can talk so well?"

"This ......"

Sister Mei has also found that there are some problems when chatting, but she is unwilling to admit it.

Admit it and face it!

In the face of it, there is a possibility of losing.

"You can make mistakes, and whether you can develop into love in the future depends on your strength. Chen Han thought for a while, and then said, "You can choose to give up now, or you can gamble and get what you want." ”

Sister Mei picked up the cup, tilted her head suddenly, drank half of the water, and sprinkled half of it on her neck. Choked and coughed in a hurry.

The little sister of the nose ring handed over a tissue and said, "Sister, I want to bet." ”

"Bet, the old lady is not afraid. ”

"Well, before that, you have to wrap and seduce. It's like a hunter designing traps to catch rabbits. ”

"You say......" Sister Mei changed to an honorific title.

Chen Hanchong whispered to the two.

Walking out of the café, the three of them went their separate ways.

The afternoon sun was very hot and dry, and Chen Han felt happy in his heart.

It's not Valentine's Day, but it's also a night of artillery fire.