Chapter 4 The land lord who came to buy spicy noodles
"How do you prove it?" Chen Wei finally confirmed.
"Didn't you eat Taishang Laojun's elixir before, that elixir is very effective for you mortals, after taking it, at least half a step immortal. ”
The little girl's eyes fell on the moon cake left by the woman before, and further explained: "This moon cake is made by Chang'e Shangxian himself, containing extremely high aura, after taking it, your ability to keep it will increase greatly, if you don't believe it, you can try it." ”
"Mooncakes?"
"What is a moon cake?" the little girl was a little angry, "I have said that the divine realm is different from your mortal realm, and the things in our divine realm, even if it is a piece of grass, if it is brought to your mortal realm, it is also the king of all herbs!"
"Okay, good, your divine realm is powerful, and your divine realm is the first in the world. Chen Wei took out the ability to help the neighbor's house coax the child.
"Of course. The little girl laughed, very proud.
Chen Wei didn't want to pay attention to her anymore, reached out and picked up the moon cakes on the counter, and still doubted the existence of the Three Realms in his heart.
Give it a try!
With this thought, Chen Wei bit off one-third of the moon cake in one bite.
Delicious!
By the time he reacted, the entire mooncake had already been eaten.
"It stinks, why is there so much black liquid spilling out of my body?" Chen Wei looked at the little girl who was clenching her nose in a panic.
"This is called bone washing and marrowing, and the spiritual power has forced out all the useless impurities in your body. The little girl was speechless for Chen Wei's ignorant performance.
"It stinks! You help me look down at the store, I'll take a shower." Chen Wei left a sentence and ran into the toilet.
"Eh!" the little girl sat cross-legged on the counter, clasped her hands to her chest, and complained: "Let me, as an immortal, look at the store? ”
in the toilet.
Chen Wei washed it three times before he completely washed the dirty things on his body.
The gaze inadvertently notices the mirror.
Chen Wei propped his hands on the wall and said incredulously: "This, this is really me?"
The skin is like clotted white jade, and even the acne marks left by the previous pimples have all disappeared, and the appearance of the whole person has improved a lot, which is enough to compare with those male stars on TV.
"Could it be that this is all the effect of that piece of moon cake? The Three Realms really exist! And my supermarket is the entrance to the Three Realms from the human world!"
in the store.
"Excuse me, do you have socks for sale?"
The little girl held her face in her hands, as if someone owed her five million, "I don't know, won't you look for it yourself?"
The other party was stunned for a moment, and then left directly, "It's really uneducated!"
"Who do you say is uneducated?"
"What's going on?" As soon as Chen Wei opened the toilet door, he heard the little girl's excited voice.
"It's nothing, it's just an idiot guest. The little girl said nonchalantly.
The loss of a guest is nothing to Chen Wei today.
"By the way, what's your name?" Chen Wei asked.
"You can call me Xiaoyu. Jade Rabbit replied.
"You said that the person before was Chang'e, I remember that in the story, there was a rabbit next to Chang'e, called Jade Rabbit, right?"
"Yes, it's me. "Yutu's coping tone, you can see at a glance that she is still angry with Chen Wei.
After all, he is a child, and Chen Wei can't worry about anything with her.
"Do you want to eat it? It's delicious. Chen Wei took off a lollipop and handed it to the Jade Rabbit.
"You can't poison it, do you?"
"Can the poison of our mortal realm still hurt you immortals?"
"That's right. Yutu snatched the lollipop, didn't even tear the bag, and put it directly in his mouth.
"It's not tasteful at all, do you mortal realm call this delicious?" Yutu suddenly felt a little pity for Chen Wei, and even the entire mortal realm.
"The outside is the packaging bag, and to prevent the food from getting dirty, you have to tear it open first. ”
"It's really troublesome, in our god realm, the food is all aura, and it won't get dirty at all. "Yutu is troublesome, but the body is very honest to tear open the bag.
Then put a ball-shaped lollipop in your mouth.
"What is this!It's so sweet!" Yutu's eyes lit up and he looked at Chen Wei in shock.
"It's called a lollipop. ”
"Lollipop, I didn't expect you mortal realm to be so useless, I still want it. Yutu stretched out his hand as a matter of course.
"That's not going to work, it's going to cost money, and that lollipop is my reward for helping me look at the store. The corners of Chen Wei's lips lifted, "Unless you exchange things with me." ”
"......" Yutu reached out and took off the purse hanging from his waist.
Sensing Chen Wei's gaze looking at this side, he hurriedly turned his back to block it, and then took out something, "Take it." ”
"A piece of grass?"
"What kind of grass? This is an elixir! Except for death, basically all the diseases in your mortal realm can be cured. Jade Rabbit explained.
It can be cured except death!
Chen Wei hurriedly picked off a lollipop, put it in the hand of the Jade Rabbit, and then took the herb away.
"Just one?" Yutu's slender eyebrows furrowed slightly.
"Lollipops are in our mortal realm, but they are very high-end food. ”
Very high-class cuisine!
"Well, that can't be helped. ”
Seeing Yutu's compromise appearance, Chen Wei did not recommend being a black-hearted businessman.
What's more, the Jade Rabbit itself is also very satisfied.
"Okay, I have to hurry back to the Moon Palace, otherwise Chang'e will be worried. Yutu jumped off the counter, and before leaving, she didn't forget to tell Chen Wei that she must keep the lollipop for herself, and she will come back to change it after she finds the elixir.
Chen Wei's promise was very good.
This deal, no loss, absolutely no loss!
"Young man, isn't it okay to deceive people like this? You can buy a lollipop for five cents, but you use it to exchange it for an immortal elixir. ”
"You, who are you?" Hearing this, Chen Wei looked over at a short old man with a cane.
Judging from what he knows about the immortal medicine, this guy should also be from the Three Realms.
"I'm the land lord in charge of this side. The short old man introduced himself.
Lord of the Land?
"How to do business, that's my own business, it's in the way of you?" Chen Wei was quite dissatisfied.
"No, no, I just want to ask, is there any spicy strip?"
"Over there. Chen Wei gestured.
"Good. The land lord walked in the direction pointed by Chen Wei.
Looking at the dazzling array of spicy strips with different brands, texts, and packaging, he hesitated, and said again: "May I ask, which one did Taishang Laojun buy before?"
"Left hand side, second bag. Chen Wei recalled.
"Okay, that's it. The land lord reached out and took a pack of spicy strips.
The land lord is about to put a title deed on the table.
Wing On Street, 104.
Isn't that a courtyard house in the center of the city!
"Old ......" Chen Wei hurriedly changed his words, "Old man, your gift is precious, take two more packs." ”
"Good, good, good. When the land lord heard this, he also smiled.
This little guy doesn't seem to be as dark as he imagined.