Chapter 278: The atmosphere is weird
After a long time, he stopped crying, touched his tears, and slowly raised his head.
"The ......"
"You are not allowed to speak. As soon as Di Lingchen spoke, he was interrupted by a trap.
"In order to live up to my mother-in-law's wishes, I will temporarily become your wife, but it is only a nominal wife, without any practical meaning, in front of my mother-in-law and several old people and the remaining eight protectors, we must be like husband and wife in harmony, love each other, but when they are not in their field of vision, they are strangers, each living their own life, no one is allowed to interfere with anyone, hear no. Trap said.
"Okay, everything is up to you. Di Lingchen said speechlessly.
"Let's go!"
"Where are you going?" asked Emperor Lingchen.
"Back to where you live, do you want to stay here for dinner?"
"Got it, uncle!" Trap made a grimace at Di Lingchen.
Di Lingchen smiled and didn't bother to care, after all, if he was a human monk's age, he could indeed be called an uncle, and he was also an old uncle, looking at the back of Di Lingchen leaving, he pouted and followed.
And not long after the two of them left, there were suddenly nine more figures in the courtyard where they were just now, and looking at the two who left, Kong Yi showed a meaningful smile.
"Sister Airborne, do you think the two of them can do it? Kujiu said to Kuichi.
"Don't worry, Ninth Sister, with my years of experience, as long as Di Lingchen's little guy is good enough, Xiao Yi will definitely like him. Sora said with a smile.
"But Sister Kongyi, you haven't been married either, how do you know it's definitely going to work?" asked Kongji suspiciously.
"Why, if I'm not married, I don't have the right to speak, right, if I'm not married, I can't plan for the future of Xiaoyi, right?,Do you think that my wife and I haven't been married are just a thing that no one wants. Kong Yi said aggressively to Kong Er, this appearance is similar to the appearance of facing Di Lingchen and Trapping just now.
"No, no, I'm just ......," Kuji stammered.
"Just what ......" Kong Yi looked at Kong Er with an unkind look, and scared Kong Er into a cold sweat, among the nine older generation of realm protectors, Kong Yi is a well-deserved eldest sister, because she is the strongest in cultivation, the oldest, and her personality is a little hot, so in addition to Kong Jiu, who is a woman like her, the remaining seven men are afraid of Kong Yi, and now Trap One's temper has a lot to do with her, after all, her pride at the beginning was not less than that of Trap One now, and even much older, maybe this is the reason why she has not been married, and she regrets it when she is about to enter the ground, so she doesn't want Trap One to be the same as herγ
"Sister Kongyi, don't be embarrassed by Brother Kong, Brother Kong, he's the stupidest, you don't know. Looking at Kong Er, who was standing in place at a loss, Kong Jiu hurriedly came out to relieve the siege.
"Hmph, since the ninth sister has interceded for you, I won't bother with you anymore. Kong Jiu said.
Hearing Kuyi's words, Kuji felt as if he had been pardoned, and glanced at Kujiu gratefully.
"Let's go, we should take care of the little ones who have escaped from the Sin Continent and let them know that they can't do whatever they want in the Skyclave, even if they have someone behind them. β
"Yes!"
Then the nine old guardians left the courtyard and headed down the mountain.
At the top of Yishen Mountain, in front of the Yishen Palace, the golden statue fell silent after inviting the moon to enter and returned to its previous appearance, under the command of the realm protectors, those pilgrims who went up the mountain walked down the mountain one after another, after sending everyone off, the eight realm protectors and Dongfang Mingyue and Mo Li walked towards the mountainside, the right side of the mountainside is where the nine old realm protectors live, and the left side of the mountainside is where the nine young realm protectors live, and it is also the place where the three Emperor Lingchen temporarily live.
When everyone finished everything, the sky was slowly dark, the nine realm protectors were not as high as Emperor Lingchen thought, they didn't have any guards or maids or the like, all their lives were done by themselves, such as laundry, such as cooking, they had to get the ingredients by themselves, and they came back to cook.
"I said, uncle, why are you so stupid, you will put a salt and you will put it wrong, tell you to look at the pot and you will burn the pot too, what are you doing, how did you survive until now? Get out of the way, don't get in my way. Trapping a person who said to Di Lingchen with disgust, Di Lingchen was disgraced on the side, and his self-confidence was seriously hit.
In the past, the nine realm protectors took turns to do this, but because they didn't participate in the finishing work today, the task of cooking was handed over to her, and when they returned to this place, they saw such an interesting picture, as if they had discovered some new continent.
After all, in the past, they didn't like to talk much, and some arrogant traps rarely put on such a face, Dongfang Mingyue and Mo Li looked at Di Lingchen with a depressed face, and felt a little funny, because they had never seen this expression on Di Lingchen's body either.
"Sister Trap, what are you doing here?" asked Trap Jiu suspiciously.
Only then did he find the people who were standing not far away watching them, and he couldn't help but blush when he thought of his appearance just now.
"Yes, Xiao Jiu, why don't you come back and keep quiet!"
"We don't feel like it's good to disturb you, so we're going to wait a minute, what are you?" said Trap Jiu and Di Lingchen on the side.
"Oh, this, I saw that you were about to come back, so I pulled him together to prepare to cook for you, who knew that the uncle was so stupid, and caused me to waste so many dishes, really, I didn't let him do it if I knew it. After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to glance at Di Lingchen with disgust.
"Uncle?" everyone looked at Trap One suspiciously.
"Oh, because he's so much older than us, so he's called Uncle. Trap explained.
Di Lingchen didn't bother to refute this, stood up, patted the dust on his body, and walked to the table and sat down.
"Chen, how did you get like this?" Mo Li asked Di Lingchen.
"I saw that she had to cook more than ten people's meals by herself, so I wanted to help her, but I didn't expect that I didn't know anything about things in the kitchen, so I was disgusted by her. Di Lingchen sighed and said helplessly.
"No one is perfect, no one knows anything, if you know everything, then we have no meaning of existence, if you want to eat, just sit there obediently, I will cook it for you with Mingyue." Mo Li said with a smile.
"Actually, I don't know how to cook!" Dongfang Mingyue said.
Mo Li was stunned for a moment and then said, "It's okay, I'll just cook for the two of you." β
"Eh, it's better for you two. Di Lingchen took the hands of the two and said.
Under the gaze of so many people, Dongfang Mingyue and Mo Li were a little shy, and after struggling a little, they let Emperor Lingchen pull them down.
"Hmph, pervert. Trapping said disdainfully.
"First sister, what are you talking about, the dishes in the pot are going to be fried. Trap Nine said.
Trap Yi reacted and hurriedly put the dishes in the pot up, but he was already fried paste, looking at the pasted dishes, Trap Yi couldn't help but have a funny idea.
"Speaking of which, sister, what is the relationship between you and Emperor Lingchen?" asked Trap Jiu.
"I didn't ...... with him That's right, it's a husband and wife relationship. Thinking of Kongyi's entrustment, he immediately changed his words.
Trap Nine looked at Trap One in surprise.
"Eh, let's get all these meals out, it's going to be cold later, and I'll explain to you later." β
Looking at the flustered appearance, Trap Jiu smiled slightly.
After all the meals were ready, Trap One moved it to the table, and because the number of people was a bit large, the twelve people were divided into two tables, Di Lingchen and the two girls of Trap One and Trap Nine sat at one table, and the other seven realm protectors sat at the other table. Among them, the dish that was fried and pasted happened to be placed in front of Di Lingchen, Di Lingchen looked up at Trap One, and Trap One looked at Emperor Lingchen with some schadenfreude.
"This is the dish you fried yourself, I think you'd love to try your craft!"
Di Lingchen looked straight at Trap Yi, and only when he dodged Trap Yi's eyes did he move his gaze to the dish in front of him, and then picked up the chopsticks and began to eat.
This was Di Lingchen's first feeling, feeling the expectant gaze of Trap Yi, Di Lingchen gritted his teeth and swallowed it.
"It's worthy of being made by me, although it is a little mushy and salty, but it tastes good. Di Lingchen spoke, but from his face that was almost crying, he knew that it definitely didn't look like what he said he was going to be.
"Dust, why don't you eat that, you see there are so many dishes. Mo Li handed a glass of water to Di Lingchen and said.
Taking the water from Mo Li's hand, Di Lingchen drank it in one go, and then gave Mo Li a look that was fine.
Seeing Di Lingchen's uncomfortable appearance, he felt a little guilty in his heart, and wanted to say something, but when the words came to his mouth, he stopped alive, and then lowered his head and ate silently.
"It looks like a good man, you can even eat such an unpalatable dish made by a sister, it seems that you will take good care of our sister in the future, I just heard from a sister that you two are now husband and wife, I don't know when you will get married." Trap Nine said.
As soon as she finished speaking, she found that the atmosphere around her suddenly became weird, and the rest of the realm protectors looked at Trap One in surprise, Trap One lowered his head, and even wanted to bury himself in the soil, two cold eyes looked at Di Lingchen, Di Lingchen felt a little chill in his back, buried his head and ate the plate of paste, and the meal ended in this weird atmosphere.