Chapter 583: Punching the old master to death
Song Ci Zhenzhen has words:
Otherwise, why have you struggled with such a simple method for so many years and didn't come up with it? You're just lazy!
You'd rather wear long sleeves and pants all day in the summer and cover yourself up with prickly heat, rather than take care of these hairs, and say it's not lazy?
Shaving doesn't hurt!"
Song Miao's pupils trembled, her mouth opened and closed, and she couldn't squeeze out a word.
I always feel that my sister is a little wrong with what she said, but I don't know what is wrong.
Is it really her fault? She has been bothering herself all these years?
Song Ci saw that he was shocked and his sister, and proudly pursued him:
"Sister, don't believe in the old ideas of the older generation, what kind of woman has to be simple and thrifty, as long as she can do farm work and give birth to a son, she is restless and can't marry a good family.
This is a fool.
Everyone has a love for beauty, if you can marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, who is willing to marry an ugly monster and go home, and have a grandson with crooked melons and cracked dates, and it is not a shame to take it out?"
Song Cizui quickly lifted the stubble on the back of her head, chuckled in her heart, and glanced at her sister quickly, for fear of poking at the sore spot of others and causing a rebellious effect.
Fortunately, Song Miao was still in the follow-up effect of being attacked continuously, and she continued to be dizzy and incompetent, so she didn't react in time, but asked Song Ci to escape the catastrophe.
Song Ci stuck out his tongue and hurriedly accelerated the speed of his speech to remedy:
"Sister, ask yourself, when you see a handsome man and a beautiful woman like a movie star, would you like to take a second look? Would you like to marry such a good-looking partner? Would you like to have such a glamorous daughter-in-law and son-in-law?
Surely yes? That's right! That's what most people really think.
Those who don't allow lesbians to dress up are actually incompetent people who can't make money and can't afford to dress up their daughters-in-law, and they can't afford to dress up for their daughters-in-law, and they rack their brains to come up with stupid ways to open up sources and reduce expenditures, and the fault is never the lesbians who love beauty. ”
Song Miao's eyes were a little straight, and she wanted to follow the urge to raise her arms and shout slogans. Book Bar
But isn't she chatting intimately between sisters, why is it so full of blood and indignation?
Song Ci ignored her and continued to talk:
After clarifying the root cause of the wrong idea and proving the legitimacy of lesbians wanting to be beautiful, let's talk about how to become beautiful.
Don't believe the lie that the water comes out of the hibiscus and is naturally carved, the kind of natural beauty that people love to see flowers bloom and see flowers bloom, 360 degrees without dead ends, basically does not exist.
Who doesn't have any flaws on their bodies? It is rumored that the four great beauties of ancient times still have flaws on their bodies.
For example, Yang Yuhuan's fat fox smell, Xi Shi's big feet, Wang Zhaojun's shaved shoulders and figure-eight legs, and Diao Chan's earlobes are particularly small.
Compared with them, the body hair is a little heavier, which is not a big deal.
Because they want to cover up their defects, it is much more difficult than shaving, but don't people still diligently and tirelessly clean up themselves, pass on their good names in the annals of history, and even achieve a career that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve?"
Song Ci was bitter, said that he was thirsty, drank saliva again to moisten his throat, stared at Song Miao's ashamed face, and slightly hooked the corners of his lips.
Let you have a thousand clever plans, I have certain rules, punch the master to death, and ask you how to parry!
"That sounds like a long shot, so let's talk about the movie stars you know.
Just who, she also has such troubles as you, maybe the problem is not as serious as yours, but she has a special profession, she was scolded by the camera, the whole person is ten pounds fat, and all the shortcomings are magnified ten times, not to mention the calves that are not so smooth.
What should I do? Scrape every day, and even the squeaky nest has to be taken care of.
Otherwise, if you think about it, when a female star puts on a gorgeous dress and puts on fairy makeup, the beautiful scenes around her are swinged, the romantic soundtrack is played, and the young and handsome object opposite rushes with affectionate open arms, everything is just right;
As a result, the protagonist of this child raised his arm, good guy, black and reckless, and the mood was all ruined, okay?
A drama of lovers reuniting after a long absence, changing flavor every minute.
Hey, sister, don't patronize and laugh, people are talking very seriously. ”