"Misunderstanding, really misunderstanding, I said that this was the previous plan, besides, you still don't know your son and me?" Ye Fan deliberately kept a straight face, and said angrily: "How can I become a monk? I won't kill me!"

"I said, look behind you, there are so many flowers waiting for me to pick, I still want to be a monk, isn't it that I have nothing to do when I am full!"

After saying that, Ye Fan also threw a wink at Ye's mother behind him, as for who the final winner of this look was, maybe even he didn't know.

It doesn't matter! As for asking my mother to believe it!

Mother Ye held her mouth and glanced at the old monk suspiciously: "I can warn you, fortunately his father is not here now, otherwise, I have to give you some reward!"

After saying that, he walked behind him angrily, she was scared just now, fortunately it was just a false alarm, but I also had to remind my son, otherwise I didn't know that one was brainwashed by this monk.

Seeing his mother's expression of turning her head to stare at her again, and she wanted to speak and stopped, Ye Fan immediately preemptively said: "Mom, I know what you want to say, I have already found an apprentice for the old monk, he will not come to brainwash me!"

Hearing this, Mother Ye nodded with satisfaction, and at the same time looked at the old monk in fright, turned around and walked out.

.....

"Eh, little friend, your mother is really.... It's so reasonable!" The old monk wiped the spit on his bare head and said speechlessly.

This Ye Fan's house is simply a tiger's den in Longtan, it seems that it is usually okay to stay away from here, it is too dangerous!

"Excuse me, my mother is usually very reasonable, but today is a special situation!" Ye Fan, who smiled bitterly twice, took out the elixir and jade dew that he had purchased from the queen mother from his bag.

Immediately, the old monk was salivating, and his saliva flowed three thousand feet.

"Uh..... Do you want to drink too?" Ye Fan, who was stunned, was shocked by the expression of the old monk next to him.

Isn't he a monk? and he's still a very awesome monk, or... Just like the Jigong on TV, the wine and meat wear longer than the heart of the Buddha.

Discovering Ye Fan's expression, the old monk also smiled at the corner of his mouth without the slightest embarrassment: "Hehe, I'm wary of not quitting, so I usually still have to eat these things!"

As he spoke, he hurriedly urged Ye Fan to pour himself a full glass, and tasted it carefully, the expression, the voice, and the ecstatic action were exactly the same as those drunkards on the stall.

Ye Fan couldn't even look at it directly, was this the same person as the monk who had descended from King Kong an hour ago?

"Hehe, you may not know, I have been very strictly watched by the presiding disciple in the temple, and I haven't tasted such fine wine for a long time!" the old monk smiled at the corner of his mouth and explained to Ye Fan.

Ye Fan didn't care, on the contrary, he liked the old monk like this, if he had been as serious as before, Ye Fan would still be very unaccustomed to telling the truth, after all, the people around him were very arrogant.

The old monk drank a glass of wine, and asked, "By the way, aren't you going to introduce me to an apprentice?"

"Come on, get a taste of what this Thousand Shadows Ice Fish of mine tastes like. As he spoke, he hurriedly used chopsticks to sandwich a piece of crystal clear fish meat for the old monk.

Qianyou Ice Spirit Fish This is a good thing, this is bought from the Queen Mother of the West, but it took a lot of price, although there is some heartache, but there is nothing to be done, after all, there will be a request for him.

"Hey~ Spirit fish, this is a rare good thing, I'll try it!" The old monk naturally saw the difference of this fish, and immediately put down the wine glass, carefully dignified the fish in front of him.

Gently put it in his mouth, and before he could chew with his teeth, it was already crushed by his tongue and turned into a puddle of essence, instantly filling his entire taste buds, as if he was placed on top of Kyushu and looking down, refreshed.

"Okay, good thing!" couldn't help but let out a cry, this is simply his life... Plus the best food I've eaten in my next life.

Oily but not greasy, tender but not slippery, tight but not strict, this is simply the food of the Jade Emperor in the sky.

"Hehe, if it's delicious, you can eat more, this fish can only be eaten once, and the next meal will not have this taste." Ye Fan sighed lightly, as if he saw that he was one step closer to his destination.

When I turned around, I saw a group of women looking at me next to me, and I couldn't help but wave my hand at the corner of my mouth: "You guys are also here, come and taste this fish, this is a divine object, something that can make you white, beautiful and long-legged!"

The women, who were originally acting as overseers on the side, heard this and hurriedly walked over.

Xu Qing's mouth pursed, and she looked at Ye Fan dissatisfied: "You mean my skin is not white enough?"

"Uh.... That's not what it means. ”

Wang Yunxuan: "You mean I'm not beautiful enough?"

"Uh..... That's not what I meant. ”

Sun Xiaoxiao: "What do you mean is that my legs are not long enough?"

"Uh.... Enough is enough. Ye Fan skimmed her two legs that were more than a meter long, licked her tongue and muttered to herself: "Although not as long as Li Muxi!"

"What? I didn't hear it. Sun Xiaoxiao frowned and moved closer to Ye Fan.

"No, no, no, you guys hurry up and eat it, and it will be eaten by the old monk!" glanced at the situation on the table, startling him, this spirit fish that is more than one person tall was eaten by the old monk?

The three women were suddenly unhappy, one grabbed the monk and the other two ate wildly, and then another person came down to continue to catch the monk, and the other two continued to eat, taking turns to fight so discordantly.

The old monk also widened his eyes, there was nothing he could do, he didn't dare to do it, these three women were ordinary people, what if they were injured?

Fortunately, the three of them couldn't eat much together, and after a while, their bellies were round.

There was a false alarm, and when the old monk was about to move his chopsticks again, there were suddenly some more figures at the door and walked inside.

"Wow, what does it smell like? Before anyone saw it, they had already heard Wang Sanqian's voice.

Then a breeze blew, and there was an instant figure on the table, and this figure was picking up chopsticks and writing hard to carry a book under the stunned eyes of everyone!

A bowl bigger than his head was filled with fish in an instant, and the old monk who reacted suddenly became angry, and a pair of eyes could almost stare him to death.

It's just that this kid still knows how to advance and retreat, and after filling a huge bowl, he leaves.

The old monk touched his beard and expressed his satisfaction, just as he picked up the chopsticks again and was about to do it, the figure suddenly appeared on the table again, but the old monk was stunned!