Fairy Tang clenched her little fists and said with a vicious face: "Oh, Guoguo, what are you talking nonsense, how could I like that scumbag, even if all the men in the world are dead, I won't like him." Do you know how much he hurt a girl's heart when he said something like that?

He is the man I hate in the world, he is a scumbag, I curse him for choking to death when eating, choking to death when drinking, being hit by a car when going out, being killed by thunder and thunder, in short, it is not a good death. ”

"Yo yo yo, I didn't expect a well-behaved and lovely Tang fairy to learn to scold, I've never seen you scold a man like this, and said that you were not interesting to him!

At this time, Su Guoguo was suddenly possessed by Detective Conan, and began to slowly judge the Tang Fairy.

Fairy Tang clenched her little fist angrily at this time, and said viciously: "Guoguo, what are you talking nonsense? I have a different special feeling for him, but that's just that I hate him, I have never hated someone like that, he hates someone else like that, he is the person I hate in the world." ”

Su Guoguo analyzed with a very reasonable look on his face: "Fairy Tang, I now seriously warn you, your current thinking is very dangerous. There are so many other men in this world that you don't hate, why do you hate him, and this hatred has been hated for four years. Sometimes the more you love someone, the more you hate someone, and maybe in the end you will hate them and love them, which is a very dangerous behavior for you. ”

Fairy Tang blushed and said: "Oh, Guoguo, what nonsense are you talking about, how can I like that man, even if all the men in the world die, I won't like that man!" I can't wait for him to choke to death while eating, choke to death when he drinks water, and be hit by a car when he goes out......

Su Guoguo said with a smile on his face: "Okay, okay, I'll believe you this time, but the most vicious curse for this scumbag should be cursed with the Durex he used, which is the most vicious curse for him......"

When Fairy Tang heard Su Guoguo's words, she couldn't help but blush very much and said, "Oh, Guoguo, how can you say this..."

Lin Tao said speechlessly: "Oh, tell me why they haven't come yet? We have been waiting for them here for half an hour, and women are just grinding, it's really troublesome." ”

Li Dapeng said with a lewd face: "Xiao Tao, as a brother in the same dormitory, I have to advise you, this is your fault." Women are different from our men, women need makeup, as good men, we should uphold the three from the four virtues of the new era,

"Three from" means that the girlfriend must obey the order, the girlfriend must follow when she goes out, and the girlfriend must blindly obey when she says the wrong"!

The "four virtues" are "girlfriends must be willing to spend money, girlfriends must wait for makeup, girlfriends must remember their birthdays, and girlfriends must endure beating and scolding."

Come on, come on, I have a copy of "Thirty-six Strategies for Men to Pick Up Girls in the New Era", for the sake of you and my four-year brother, this book will be sold to you for ten yuan. ”

As he spoke, Li Dapeng took out a small notebook from his pocket.

Lin Tao took this small notebook, and saw that the cover of this small notebook reads - "Thirty-six Stories of Men Picking Up Girls in the New Era", the author Li Dapeng.

After reading it, Lin Tao shook his head again and said resolutely: "Isn't this what you wrote yourself? ”

Li Dapeng said with a look of hatred: "I said you kid...... What's wrong with what I've written? This is the truth I've summed up after countless experiments, and I'm not willing to spend even ten dollars, that's why you've been single until now, I think you deserve to be a single dog for the rest of your life, you don't want to have a girlfriend in this life, you just play with your broken computer all day long. ”

"Idol, Idol, we're here, you've been waiting for a long time!"

At this time, Su Guoguo hurriedly came over with Fairy Tang in tow.

Li Dapeng stepped forward and said with a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, we just waited here for a while, as a gentleman and other beauties should be done." ”

Lin Tao said with a very straightforward face at this time: "Why are you so slow? We are almost waiting for you for half an hour, really, I still have a game to play with my teammates at night?"

Su Guoguo's smile just now suddenly stiffened on her face, she really couldn't imagine that there was such a straight man in this year.

Su Guoguo saw that the man who spoke was just a very ordinary-looking man, and he was wearing a pair of glasses, and the whole person was dressed in ...... Don't say it, it's the kind of legendary otaku at first glance.

Hehe...... No wonder.

"This classmate, I guess you don't have a girlfriend yet!" Su Guoguo said with a smile on his face.

"How do you know? I don't really have a girlfriend yet. Lin Tao said with a little surprise, how did this woman know that he didn't have a girlfriend.

How do I know? Hehe, it's really strange that a straight man like you has a girlfriend, unless a woman is blind to take a fancy to you.

However, it is better not to have a girlfriend for a man like this, the desire to survive is so "strong", it is estimated that he will not live for half a year with a girlfriend.

If this man were her boyfriend, she would have cried him in minutes.

Li Dapeng said with a smile: "Hahaha, don't mind the two beauties, my brother's head is a little abnormal, you must not be like him." Walk around...... I had already ordered a car, and the barbecue stand near the school was full, so we went to another place to eat, and the barbecue in that place was also very good. ”

He also ran to the taxi and opened the door very gentlemanly.

Li Dapeng was very happy at this time, although his brother was a bit straight, but this was a good thing for him.

Without him as a good brother, how can he show his understanding?

As the strongest scumbag in history, he has always felt that he should be equipped with a wingman, even if there is no wingman, there is a person who can set off his excellence.

Now he has finally found this person, and it turns out that this person has always been by his side.

He even had the feeling of looking back now, but the man was in the dim light.

If they are all as handsome as Li Zhan, and they talk so sweetly, they will talk about some earthy love words at every turn, where else will there be anything to do with him.

That's right, Li Zhan's man is just an outlier after all, is a man like Lin Tao a normal man.

Li Dapeng looked at Lin Tao at this time, and suddenly laughed very happily.

At this time, I don't know why, Lin Tao, who usually looks very sloppy, looks so kind at this time.