Chapter 185: Undressing Game

Long Yiyi immediately raised her head after speaking, looking at Tang Feng with a provocative face, even Xiao Ruyin turned her head to look at him, the two girls were undoubtedly waiting for Tang Feng to give a reasonable explanation.

Tang Feng naturally doesn't know how to explain, smart men know that this kind of thing is often explained more and more unclear, he shook his head and smiled: "Look at what you said one by one, you almost believed me, it's a pity that you don't want to be a detective and be a small policeman." ”

Long Yiyi sneered: "Don't deliberately divert the topic, you guy, according to psychological analysis, you are clearly weak-hearted." ”

Xiao Ruyin's eyes flickered, originally when she knew that Tang Feng had a girlfriend, she was almost disillusioned, but now she suddenly felt that the world was shining again.

She thought for a while, and then said: "Brother Tang, you haven't lied to me since you were a child, you tell me the truth, according to what you just said, is it true?"

Tang Feng didn't answer immediately, first took out a cigarette and lit it, and let out a long smoke, then shook his head and sighed: "It is said that women have big breasts and no brains, but only now did I realize that this is not true at all." ”

Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and glared at him, and said angrily: "You are just big-chested and brainless, Sister Xiao and I are a little bigger, and we are not brainless people, it is not so easy to deceive us." ”

Speaking of this, she turned her head and said, "Sister Xiao, you heard it now, what this guy said just now is equivalent to indirectly admitting it." ”

Xiao Ruyin nodded, although she was trying her best to restrain herself, she could still see that she was a little emotional.

Tang Feng didn't want to say more on this issue, put down his chopsticks and said, "I'm full, you eat slowly." With that, he got up and walked to the living room sofa.

Xiao Ruyin immediately said, "I'm also full." As he spoke, he put down his chopsticks and followed closely behind Tang Feng.

"I'm full, too. Long Yiyi put down his chopsticks with a snap and followed.

Seeing this, Tang Feng couldn't help but shake his head: "Why do you eat so little, your breasts are not small, if you are hungry, it is not a good thing." ”

Xiao Ruyin was making tea, pretending not to hear it, anyway, for Tang Feng's slightly flirtatious jokes, she pretended to be deaf and dumb most of the time.

Long Yiyi said: "Even if you are hungry, you don't have to care." As he spoke, he walked over and sat down on the sofa opposite.

Xiao Ruyin made tea, poured a cup for Tang Feng, and asked at the same time: "By the way, Brother Tang, I don't understand, since you and that Xiao Ruyin are not real boyfriend and girlfriend, why do you get a fake boyfriend and girlfriend again?"

The matter has come to this point, and Tang Feng can't hide it, but it's not that he said it, and it's not a breach of promise.

Shaking his head, Tang Feng sighed leisurely: "Actually, I don't understand, maybe I'm too handsome and attractive, so that the other party is willing to be a fake girlfriend." ”

Long Yiyi rolled her eyes directly, and said angrily: "This girl believes in your evil, you can blow it hard, anyway, you don't have to pay taxes for bragging!"

Xiao Ruyin was also speechless, but she knew Tang Feng, since the other party refused to say it, she would never say it, so she didn't ask again.

Tang Feng raised his head, looked at Long Yiyi on the opposite side and said, "One thing I can't figure out, you have been at home almost all this time, and you have been with me a lot of time, how did you find this?"

Long Yiyi smiled very proudly, and unconsciously straightened up her already heroic breasts and said: "Looking at you, I really think that this girl is a big-breasted and brainless person, but I am also a policeman, I am not afraid to tell you, the old lady is also someone!"

Tang Feng nodded, he understood, this chick was originally asked to investigate, but it was right to think about it, just with Long Yiyi, a brutal foodie, I am afraid that he does not have this ability.

Suddenly, Tang Feng remembered something, and then asked, "I'm just strange, why are you investigating me so clearly?"

Long Yiyi's feet were crossed on the sofa, perhaps because she was at home, she was not wearing a quilt underwear on her chest, and through the white shirt, Tang Feng could vaguely see the two hazy clouds inside.

She didn't think about it and said, "Didn't I say it just now, this is what the superior asked me to investigate." ”

Tang Feng immediately said: "Even if the superior leader asks you to investigate, you don't need to investigate my personal feelings and private affairs so clearly, right? Could it be that you are interested in my personal feelings, in other words, you only investigate because you like me?"

"Like you?" Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and snorted twice, and then said: "I kind of understand, why you can come back alive when you go to be a soldier, your guy's skin is thicker than body armor, I'm afraid that I can't even shoot bullets." ”

Xiao Ruyin immediately echoed: "I think it's the same, it's really thick-skinned. ”

Tang Feng stopped talking, and sat there smoking, because he knew that when the two women formed a united front, whatever you said would be refuted.

For a moment, no one spoke again, and the hall suddenly became quiet.

Long Yiyi has always been active, and she couldn't stand this quietness, so she quickly shouted: "It's so boring, there's nothing to do after eating, or let's play games." ”

"Okay, what game do you want to play?" Xiao Ruyin immediately asked, after knowing that Tang Feng didn't have a girlfriend, her mood was obviously much better.

Long Yiyi turned around with a pair of good-looking big eyes and said, "I don't want to go out at night, how about we just play cards at home?"

"Okay, Brother Tang, what about you?" Xiao Ruyin turned his head to look at him.

"I don't care, you can fight if you like. Tang Feng spoke.

Long Yiyi immediately stood up, took out a deck of playing cards from the cabinet, and returned: "What cards do you want to play, the three of us, will you fight the landlord?"

Xiao Ruyin nodded: "I happen to know this." ”

Long Yiyi looked at Tang Feng and said, "However, since you want to play, you should add some color, so that it will be exciting." ”

Xiao Ruyin asked: "Then what kind of lottery do you want to add, is it gambling money?"

Long Yiyi shook his head and said: "It's not interesting to gamble, and besides, Tang Feng doesn't gamble either." ”

Xiao Ruyin turned her head and said, "Brother Tang, come on, how do you want to play?"

Tang Feng looked at the two of them: "Want to play something exciting? This is simple, just play the landlord to take off his clothes, whoever loses a game will take off a piece of clothing, how about it?"

Xiao Ruyin was silent, but Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and said: "Play and take off your clothes, you want to be beautiful, and take advantage of the two of us for no reason." ”

Tang Feng was not happy, and asked rhetorically: "Why did I take advantage of you, let's fight the landlord fairly and justly, besides, you guys are just wearing one more chest underwear than me, and I still suffer a loss." ”

"......" The two women were so speechless that they could barely speak.

"Do you want to play?" Tang Feng seemed to be interested.

"Only fools play!" Long Yiyi rolled her eyes.

"I forgot, I had a full meal just now, and the dishes and chopsticks haven't been cleaned up yet, so I'll go to work first!" Xiao Ruyin walked away without looking back.