Chapter 298: Lao Jun's belly is black
"Lao Jun, do you think I'm really impulsive, and I almost told our secrets. After hesitating for a while, Ye Fan still said the apology in his heart.
And the white-bearded old gentleman sitting in front of him smiled after hearing this, and said nonchalantly: "That young man is not impulsive, my green cow has to boil blood from time to time, let alone you." ”
Forehead.... Glancing at the green cow next to him who was sleeping on all fours because he had eaten too much, Ye Fan expressed his disdain, why did he compare me with him and lower my identity.
As if he had a slight sense, Qingniu turned his head and glanced at Ye Fan lazily, and the cow's mouth disdainfully stroked a weird smile on it, as if he was laughing at Ye Fan.
Am I being despised by a cow?
I was not happy about this immediately, and I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to go up to clean him up.
Qingniu also did not show weakness, I am afraid that you will not succeed!
So, one person and one cowboy started the competition on the grassland, and the final result was self-evident, Ye Fan's body was full of cow hoof marks, blue and purple.
Qingniu is not much better, even the ring on the nose was almost ripped off by Ye Fan, and he is in tears at the moment!
Although Ye Fan lost, he said that he had earned it, and he had found the weakness of Qingniu, and he would point to his nostrils next time he fought!
Qingniu was aggrieved like a child, and his snot and tears flowed down a puddle of snot and tears, which almost wet Lao Jun's robe, which made Lao Jun very helpless: "Okay, what's the matter, he pointed at your nose, you can't point to his nose and beat it, you must know that the human nose is also very fragile." ”
Then I saw Lao Jun gently muttering a few words against the cow's ears, and then I saw the green cow sweep away the previous pain, and raised a middle finger towards Ye Fan with a full face.
This Nima, Lao Jun is not authentic, how did he laugh at the old man, and teach others to fight.
"By the way, have you heard of that holy Gu of Lao Jun?" Ye Fan suddenly asked.
Regarding the holy Gu that Liu Run used last time, Ye Fan was very puzzled, a small insect could forcibly absorb other people's yang energy, and there was no trace of it.
"Holy Gu?" his expression was rare and solemn, and he muttered softly, "You should be talking about the green yin worm, right?"
Ye Fan shook his head and said that he didn't know, he only knew that Tang Chuan was talking about Saint Gu, and as for his name, Ye Fan really hadn't heard of it.
Lao Jun shook his head, and then said: "This holy Gu is actually a tool, after absorbing a certain amount of yang energy, it will break out of its cocoon and become a butterfly - called the green silkworm butterfly. ”
The Green Silkworm Butterfly can help the host increase the speed of his cultivation, but the most important point is that it can absorb the yin energy in the host's body and make him reach a pure yang physique!
Of course, he didn't know about these Ye Fan, he only knew that this insect was a scourge, and he had to find an opportunity to get rid of it, otherwise there would be a lot of flowers of the motherland in his hands.
Then I heard Lao Jun explain: "Unless this kind of insect can be removed with something very yang, it is difficult to hurt him in the slightest." ”
Ye Fan remembered which sparrow Tang Chuan released in a second, could it be that this was something with heavy yang energy?
As if seeing his incomprehension, Lao Jun smiled and said, "Don't worry, aren't you a person with a pure yang physique?" ”
"You are my appointed immortal, and you have the protection of the heavenly eye, so this kind of thing is not important. ”
Oh? This is amazing, I originally thought that the title that Lao Jun gave himself was useless except for good sounds, but it turned out to have this effect?
"Xiao Fan, your road in the future will become more and more difficult, but you have to believe in yourself, you can't give up easily!" Lao Jun sighed heartily, and then glanced at Ye Fan as if he had a point.
"What do you mean?"
Think about it, Lao Jun is Taoist, and those fortune tellers are also under the banner of Taoism, so I think Lao Jun is also the first fortune teller, right?
"Could it be that I am suffering from some bloody disaster?"
Lao Jun shook his head with a smile and did not speak.
Ye Fan decisively took out a pack of instant noodles in the bag, saying that he wanted to bribe Lao Jun, but Lao Jun didn't eat this set, just put away his instant noodles, but still didn't speak.
After more than half an hour of Ye Fan's soft and hard work, Lao Jun didn't say a word, which really opened Ye Fan's eyes.
"Okay, you don't have to ask, the one who should come will always come, and the time is not short!" After speaking, Lao Jun held the floating dust in his right hand and waved it lightly, and Ye Fan flew out.
Ye Fan, who was lying on the bed, thought about the meaning of Lao Jun's last sentence, he was sure that Lao Jun must know something, Lao Jun has been injecting himself with thoughts for a month, if he didn't have a white beard, Ye Fan would think that he was Grandpa Mao!
The leadership ideology should be done well.....
Suddenly I felt wrong, something was hugging my own ***, and in the early morning was tightly pressed by something.
Ye Fan, who was slightly puzzled, lifted the quilt like this, and the second child, who was originally a pillar of optimus, softened suddenly, like a ruined python, listless.
"Xiao.... Xiao... Sister Xiao, you are in.... What are you doing!" Ye Fan's face was like ashes, and his tongue began to knot in fright.
In the cup, Sun Xiaoxiao was holding her *** with a sleepy face, her two long legs were tightly clamped on her right leg, and her arm was against Ye Fan's crotch.
In this posture, the scenery is infinitely better, but it is almost dusk, it is a humanoid octopus holding himself deadly, and after seeing Ye Fan wake up, he wiped the corners of his eyes: "Xiao Fan woke up, you were not honest last night!"
After speaking, he looked at Ye Fan with a smile: "What are you holding against my chest?" After speaking, his eyes looked down, and at the same time, Yubi also touched his chest.
This action frightened Ye Fan into a thrill, and he hurriedly jumped up two meters on the spot, retreated to the corner of the room, lifted his pants and checked the situation inside, and only breathed a sigh of relief after finding that the situation was fine.
When I turned around, I saw Sun Xiaoxiao looking at herself with a smile, at this moment, pieces of big white meat were exposed outside, and Ye Fan, a good young man in Longfan City, swallowed his saliva and recited the Diamond Sutra silently in his heart.
By the way, he looked away, but there was still an instinctive desire between men, and he cautiously peeked at the two long legs.
"This leg should only be comparable to Li Muxi's pervert, right?"
"If you want to see it, what kind of man is sneaking!"