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"What are you going to do?" I pointed to the "board inch" and rushed over.
"Yo, another watchdog!" Ban Cuntou glanced at me contemptuously, and pushed Wang Xing to his feet, Kong Chaotian grabbed a handbag from the car and patted my head, "The new guy is a security guard, and you are also a security guard." Why the are all stupid?"
"Fuck you, who are you talking to?" Wang Xing's temper instantly came up.
"Brother, we are new, the leader has an explanation, and please standardize parking!" I blushed and grabbed Wang Xing with one hand, and saluted the head of the board again.
"Stop you being paralyzed!" Ban Cun's head instantly became angry, kicked me in the stomach, took out twenty yuan from his handbag and threw it in my face, panting with disdain, "Give me the car, rub off a little paint, I'll pinch you two to death!"
"I'll fuck your grandma!" Wang Xing angrily grabbed the head of the board, during this time, we were abused every day, and the anger in my heart was actually about to explode, and I was called by the old security guard as a little brother on the first day of work. Now it's still bullying people for no reason, and I feel like I'm about to lose control of my anger.
"Brother Okay, don't be impulsive, get out of the way!" I pushed Wang Xing away, blocked in front of the head of the board, and bent down respectfully to apologize, "Brother, I'm sorry! Our brother is not sensible, please don't care, you raise your noble hand and move the car to the side, okay?"
was yelled at by me, Wang Xing was a little dumbfounded, and stood next to him without saying a word.
Originally, when Wang Xing rushed towards the "board head" with his teeth and claws, he was really scared and almost got back into his car, but seeing that I had such a good attitude later, this guy instantly pretended to be a big-tailed wolf again. Coughing dryly, he straightened out his mink coat, and swallowed his saliva, "The little bastard is not awesome, that is, you have a good attitude, otherwise the labor and management would have gone back to the car to get the gun early!"
"Big brother. Please raise your noble hand!" I lowered my head almost to my stomach, and covered my face tightly with the brim of my hat, for fear that the other party would see clearly the eyes that were about to cry at this moment.
"Count you kid on the lift!" Ban Cuntou nodded proudly, parked his "Land Rover" car, and then whistled and walked towards the commercial street upstairs.
"Kangzi, just him, won't we cower and cower?" Wang Xing was surprisingly angry.
I sucked the sucker, closed my eyes vigorously to suppress the tears that almost fell out, raised my head and squeezed out a smile at Wang Xing, and said, "Brother Xing, why are we being made wanted criminals this time?
"Isn't it because of Zhang Na's prodigal goods and Zhang Mengsoul's shit, as well as the Yellow Emperor's group of people pointing fingers behind his back!" Wang Xing saw my expression and slowly quieted down.
"In the end, it's because we're poor!" I rubbed my face and whispered to Wang Xing, "The one who has milk these days is not necessarily the mother, but the rich one must be the master!
Wang Xing was silent. After a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Kangzi, you are mature! Today I am impulsive..."
I shook my head and smiled bitterly, "It's all forced by society! Who doesn't want to be a man with a straight waist, the problem is that we can't do it now!"
"But can't we stay here as a stinky security guard for the rest of our lives?" Wang Xing asked aloud as he patted the footprints on my stomach for help.
"My dad said a word, do a line, drill a line! Before we find a good home, we have to find a way to mix comfortably from this place, this morning I observed for a long time, I found that there are actually quite a lot of rich merchants in this commercial street, and there are many people who drive Audis and BMWs..."
Wang Xing looked at me with a puzzled expression: "How can you be sure that you are a merchant in the shopping street?
I grinned mysteriously, "Guess! Just like we go home, we must know which way to go back to the nearest place, I saw several good cars in the morning, basically we don't need to command, people are very conscious of knowing where to park, indicating that these people must come often, even if they are not merchants, they are also regular customers..."
"And then, how did you approach these rich people first, and what are your plans?" Wang Xing suddenly showed an expression of interest.
I shook my head and sighed, "Not yet...", I am young, I have little experience, and I know too little about things, which limits many of my thoughts, and even if I have the opportunity to talk to those rich people, I may not know what to talk about.
The multimillionaire's friend must be a millionaire at the very least, and the millionman's birthday party is estimated not to invite beggars to participate, and the friendship can have no boundaries, but the topic must be reciprocal, to paraphrase my brother Yong's words, "People talk about the city gate building again, let's go over and talk to people about the ** leader." "It's hell to be able to make friends.
After I told Wang Xing about these thoughts, Wang Xing asked me a little confused, "Then what is your goal now?
"Reading the chicken feather book, we are not the material for learning! I think first of all, we must understand the car signs that can't be named!" I scratched the back of my head speechlessly, and sneered, "That guy was called Gao Yiding just now, right?"
"Eh, didn't you just say not to cause trouble!" Wang Xing was even more confused.
"Don't cause trouble and don't say no revenge, these days let's find out what kind of shop the dog is opening on the street, and when patrolling, see if there are any blind spots nearby that can't be captured by the camera, and seize the opportunity to open him!" I pinched the tip of my hand and smiled evilly at Wang Xing.
"Okay!" Wang Xing happily gestured with an OK gesture.
In the following days, my brother and I began a lifelong unforgettable "security career", I think that if it wasn't for that time, maybe I would never know how to grow up, and naturally there would be no later adventures, which is not a story for the time being.
After more than a week of investigation, as I guessed, Gao Yiding was indeed a merchant in the commercial street, running a gold shop with a small face, and many old security guards said that he had a triad background and was a member of the famous big gang "Ghost Gate" in the development zone.
The gold shop is actually to hide people's eyes and ears to launder the ghost door, for these rumors I maintain an attitude of listening to jokes, if the underworld is so easy to see, then the county will not be everywhere underworld.
But since that time, Gao Yiding's attitude towards me has changed a lot, and I treat it as if nothing happened, every time I see him, I nod and say hello, maybe in the eyes of a "big man" like him, we are just two little ants struggling on the line of life and death, after being a security guard in the commercial street for half a month, I finally planned revenge.
Gao Yiding's gold shop is almost the last batch of closed in the commercial street, so it was relatively late, tonight it happened to be my turn to go to the middle class with Wang Xing, Xie Zeyong got off the morning shift, everyone had alibi evidence, at eight o'clock in the evening, Gao Yiding drove a Land Rover to go home, and when he walked to the exit of the parking lot, he also threw me half a pack of "soft China" with a bullish spirit.
I saluted him with a flattering smile on my face: "Brother Gao, be careful on the road!"
Gao Yiding didn't reply, just about to close the window and step on the accelerator, I raised my voice sharply and said, "Brother Gao, your front face seems to have been scraped!"
"What?" Gao Yiding immediately turned off the engine and jumped out of the car, at this time, Xie Zeyong, who was squatting at the sentry, ran out quietly, carrying a numb bag and slammed it on Gao Yiding's head, and at the same time picked up the iron pipe behind his waist and jerked it towards Gao Yiding's head.
"Fuck, what are you doing!" I ran over with a loud roar, and while shouting, I and Wang Xing raised their legs and kicked Gao Yiding's body, and at the same time pretended to be scolding and fighting, "Grass mud horse, grass mud horse" and roared non-stop.
After beating him for about six or seven minutes, I took out a small bag of pig blood prepared in advance from my pocket and smeared it on my and Wang Xing's faces, and waved my hand at Xie Zeyong, Xie Zeyong pinched his son and scolded, "The surname is high, don't think that my sister will be fine after ** is finished!" After scolding, Xie Zeyong secretly ran into the sentry again.
"Brother Gao, you're okay!" Wang Xing and I pretended to be flustered and uncovered the burlap bag on Gao Yiding's head... Let's read "Demon Life" for free for the first time.