Chapter XXXI
Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info [This site has a new website, shorthand method:,.]
"Thousands of years, hahahaha, every emperor makes hundreds of officials shout long live, but who can really live it, the Qin Emperor's strength is strong enough to tear the space, but the Qin Dynasty has survived for a few years, and life must be happy, don't you understand this better than me", the middle-aged Confucian man looked up to the sky and smiled, laughing loudly, but with a faint disappointment
"With the ability of the military division, even if it can't live long live, it will never be only a hundred years old, and the north will be handed over to the military division", the young man took out a withered yellow handkerchief from his arms, glanced at the middle-aged Confucian with a sincere face, and then floated away, and he disappeared in an instant
"Hahahaha, I'm not lonely in this life", looking at the handkerchief in his hand, the middle-aged Confucian couldn't help but look up to the sky and smile again, but this time, it was with sky-high pride
And in the next few days, there was a big thing in Chen Liu, a small family in Hanoi The Sima family moved and joined Chen Liu, the Sima family is not known in Hanoi, but Sima Lang and Sima Fu are not big political talents, and they were immediately hired
In Xiangyang, Shuijingzhuang, two children who look beyond ordinary people's imagination are marching against a pair of chess
One of the boys was a little older, about fifteen or sixteen years old, and the other girl was only seven or eight years old, and the man's messy hair was like a bird's nest, and his face was full of poisonous sores
And the little girl is even more exaggerated, her hair is alien yellow, her black skin is even more laughable, and her face is also covered with a little beanie, but the bright teeth under the crisp smile are flashing
When the young man who appeared in an instant saw this, he immediately took a few steps back, and shouted, "Who is the demon who dares to offend my Shuijingzhuang"
Seeing this, the boy and the girl immediately looked at each other and smiled, dropped the chessboard, and immediately trotted towards Mr. Sima Hui, the owner of Shuijing Village, who was dressed in light white at this time
"Hey, hey, don't, don't, don't come", Sima Hui saw this, and immediately picked up a chair beside him to block it, looking like I would smash you as soon as you came
"Hahahaha, even the teacher is scared", the girl laughed, and pulled directly to her cheek, a human skin mask was suddenly stripped off, revealing a fresh and refined pretty face, and said proudly, "Teacher, how is my craftsmanship, the main material of this mask is edible flour."
The young man also smiled and also took off the human skin mask, directly snatched the chair in Sima Hui's hand, sat down directly, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect the famous Mr. Shuijing in Jingzhou, our teacher is so timid, teacher, you are too embarrassed"
"Xiao Yueying, Shi Yuan, do you think I really can't see your disguise", Sima Hui stroked his smooth chin and said with a smile, "Shi Yuan's eyes are sharp and sinister, how could I forget, Yueying, have you forgotten that black skin and yellow hair are not the same kind of people, you said I will ask your father, how did you give birth to a good daughter who is not a Han and a barbarian, will he chase after you and spank you?"
"Ah, teacher, don't, this is all called by Old Man Pang, if you want to blame him, blame him", Huang Yueying heard that her lame disguise had such a big flaw, and it also attracted the attention of her father, so she hurriedly betrayed Pang Tong, pulled Sima Hui's sleeve and said coquettishly
"Pang Pang Pang Old man, Huang Yueying, you are not well for typhoid fever", Pang Tongyi listened to Huang Yueying's address to herself, and immediately looked at her with contempt on her face, and glared
Mr. Shuijing, a well-known strange uncle in Jingzhou, is obviously in his early twenties, but he has a baby face, he is fifteen or sixteen years old every year, and he is academically knowledgeable but only has no potential children of the big family, and claims that Shuijingzhuang is the place where stupid birds fly first, so for Liu Biao and a group of Jingzhou wealthy families, he is just a deceitful person, but Jingzhou celebrity Huang Chengyan, Pang Degong has a deep relationship with him, Mr. Shuijing has a total of three and a half disciples, namely Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, Huang Yueying and Xu Shu, and Xu Shu because he is a ranger, he is not there all the year round, and he is a registered disciple, whether it is Zhuge Liang, Huang Yueying or Pang Tong, in Jingzhou, where celebrities are flooded today, they are not optimistic about their prestige or potential
Jingzhou because of Dong Zhuo's rebellion and Cao Cao's annexation of Yuzhou, so that a large number of students who were originally in Luoyang and Yingchuan fled again and again, all came to Jingzhou, as the saying goes, a cat at the feet of the Son of Heaven is more famous than a tiger on the border, and it is famous in Luoyang, and it is natural to be a god-level celebrity when he comes to Jingzhou, so no one in Jingzhou's major forces values Sima Hui's small group, and no one will know what kind of person these three people are in the future
"Why are you pretending to be like this, and do you want to do pranks, Kong Ming won't go crazy with you", Sima Hui lifted the two skin masks and looked at them carefully, and said curiously.
The workmanship is careful, the feel is real, even the poisonous sores, the authenticity of Doudou has been completely restored, Xiao Yueying is really a natural craftsman, it is estimated that Liu Ye is not more than the descendants of Guangwu."
"The teacher made fun of me again, how can I be as powerful as Master Liu, I can reach his height in this life, I have already burned high incense", Huang Yueying said with a look of longing and intoxication
Jingzhou is the best place to settle down in today's war, but also brought a lot of news, if you have the heart, you can find out a lot of true and unbelievable rumors, Liu Ye's name has already spread through Yanzhou throughout Yuzhou Jingzhou, the battle of the Tiger Prison Pass, the princes of the world have suffered a lot of losses in the Tiger Prison Pass, and now Cao Mengde has been able to make the wreckage of the Tiger Pass mechanical rebuild and strengthen in their own city defense, but also because of the existence of Liu Ye, Yanzhou's economic capacity has gone up a notch, when farming, sowing seedlings, transplanting, irrigation, harvesting, all mechanized, plus the formula of the plain, Yanzhou now saves a large number of people to carry out other industriesThe progress of agriculture has led to the development of commerce, and many of Yanzhou's business fields today have crossed states and counties, so naturally, Liu Ye is naturally the idol of the world's craftsmen
"You can choose to marry him, he didn't marry a wife anyway," Pang Tong said with a grin
"If I have the opportunity, of course I will fight for it, how can I be like you, I drool over the rumors of talented women every day", Huang Yueying's face turned red, and she suddenly shouted loudly, Huang Yueying likes to quarrel with Pang Tong of the same age as her thoughts, and because she knows the roots, she hits the nail on the head every time, but she has never really quarreled
If Liu Ye is like the idol in the hearts of today's craftsmen, then Cai Yan is the goddess in the hearts of men in the world, this girl who used to be the first talented woman in Luoyang, the first beauty, the portrait is all over the world, and there are countless people who know her, and no prince in the world will not sigh when she mentions her, and this person has also greatly increased her popularity and mystery, plus the magic of Luoyang when she married disappeared for a few years, and her face remained the same when she appeared again, but also makes people have infinite reverie
Since ancient times, those who can have spirit beasts and beasts are all strong warriors or powerful disciples of the Daomen, but if it is the turn of the youth to stay forever, it is naturally the strong of the Daomen, and the Daomen fairies who can tame the divine beasts are still unmarried, and the people with a little strength in the world are admired for it, which is really a common thing
"I, how can I drool, why don't I like talented women, I think Kong Ming likes it too, but he refuses to admit it, I am true temperament, he is hypocritical, just like this time, talented women obviously say that people in this world are unpredictable, no matter who is the first to take the lead by appearance, you and I have turned into ugly monsters, he does not change, all day long holding a fan to emulate the narcissistic ghost talent with mixed reviews", Pang Tong was suddenly stepped on and jumped up like a rabbit's tail, and hurriedly defended
"You old man Pang is a narcissist, obviously I dressed up first, you learned from me, Kong Ming has always disliked to repair more space, you just dragged him into the water, you obviously can't compare to him, even if the talented woman comes in person, he will choose him and will not choose you" , Huang Yueying directly despised Pang Tong and said, although Huang Yueying is only eight years old, but now when the war is raging, childhood is basically a learning age, like Huang Yueying, she has to start learning at the age of three or four, and now she is a big ghost, and she is proficient in many aspects, the same, as the two major idols in Huang Yueying's heart, Liu Ye and Cai Yan are both Huang Yueying to defend
"What, I'm not as good as Kong Ming, I'm not as good as him, I dress up like this to respond to the truth of talented women, I will be like this in the future, secondly, I'm afraid that you will like me, I'm ugly, I'm much more handsome than Kong Ming", Pang Tong lifted the super fashionable hairstyle that took him an hour to make, and said confidently
"You don't look as handsome as Kong Ming, you often lose to him in chess, and you are not an opponent in fights, and besides, I don't like to blame my uncle", Huang Yueying's teeth were sharp, and a series of fast words seemed to be machine guns, and Pang Tongyi didn't understand them all
"What, I'm me, I'm me", Pang Tong didn't come out for a long time, I have to say that Huang Yueying said a small part of the truth, which Pang Tong agreed with in his heart
Chess and fighting, he is indeed difficult to surpass Zhuge Liang, chess as soon as it came out, immediately caused a strong pursuit of countless strange people, within a few years, there are many recognized theorems appeared, for example, the chess in the rook is the most aggressive, the strongest mobility and the widest range of strikes, the most effective restriction of horses, there is a three-step not to move the car, death bitter booh, which means that within three steps do not start the car, will lose the right to take the lead, fall into passivity, and then to save the situation will be very bitter and embarrassing, and therefore, the cannon on the horse and out of the car, become the chess pioneer trilogy, many people recognize, and for the direction of development, and Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang's fighting style is completely opposite, Pang Tong sword to go sideways, never according to the rules of the card, how to play if you like to play, a lot of times can attack its unprepared, in the early stage quickly restrained Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Liang is just the opposite, steady and steady, step by step, every step to choose the perfect strategy, once formed, unbreakable, Pang Tong can only be captured, sit and wait, in this way, Pang Tong is naturally more than lose and win less
In terms of martial arts, whether it is Pang Tong or Zhuge Liang, they are all weak, but the difference is that Pang Tong is still a third-rate master's high stage, and Zhuge Liang is only the initial stage of a third-rate master, generally speaking, when fighting, Zhuge Liang should be beaten down in less than 20 rounds, but almost every time it is a draw, and even Zhuge Liang is defeated to win, for no other reason, Zhuge Liang cheats, every time he fights, there is a pile of stones under his feet, and his feet seem to be rooted in place, but this kind of handicap play is to make Pang Tong suffer, because Zhuge Liang has laid down the formation, his favorite eight-formation diagram, which can be attacked and defended, phantom and sleepy, virtual and real, changeable, the formation Pang Tong will naturally not be unfamiliar, but how can the plan catch up with the changes, the bystanders are confused, the outside can be broken, and it is difficult to catch up with Zhuge Liang's footsteps inside, and naturally there are more losses and fewer wins
Although Pang Tong is ashamed of himself in fighting and chess, he does not admit that he is not as handsome as Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong is also a talent, personable, not Zhuge Liang's innate elegance and calmness, but he has all kinds of whimsical ideas, his awareness of people's hearts is very high, and he has great affinity
"Hey, this Cai Wenji is about to make me unemployed, you two unscrupulous students don't listen to me, but listen to her, I'll go to Kong Ming", Sima Hui looked aggrieved, and suddenly walked in the direction behind the courtyard
"Look at you, I've offended the teacher again", Huang Yueying suddenly said loudly to Pang Tong first
"What, it's all to blame on me, you changed your surname", Pang Tong suddenly said very dissatisfied
"Hmph, I don't blame you, you're afraid of Kong Ming's time-space gossip array, aren't you afraid of my flying phoenix thunderstorm array", Huang Yueying turned around, looked at Pang Tong with a vicious face, and said with a gloomy smile
"I was wrong, it's all my fault", Pang Tong suddenly cried and said with a sad face
Zhuge Liang's talent in studying the eight formations is extremely high, and he can already use it in small-scale formations, such as house guards, his own fights, etc., but he thinks that it should be more powerful, Chen Liucheng has a variety of rumors in the next battle, plus Lu Bu suddenly appeared overseas, so Zhuge Liang realized that this should be the Daomen spell, which can expel the enemy across time and space, and also began to study the time-space gossip array, and Huang Yueying said that the flying phoenix thunderstorm small array, which is the famous invincible formation in Jingzhou, which is related to Huang Yueying's talent, Huang Yueying not only has mechanical talent, but also has pet talent, which can make many small animals obey their orders, flying phoenix thunderstorm small array, Feifeng refers to a large number of magpies, yellow warblers and other small birds, hardware attacks are useless, after all, this bird is too brittle, but the software attack is terrible, Huang Yueying can let the birds carry her flying, and can make the birds in your home collective convenience, to ensure that you can drink a pot when you are hygienic, and thunderstorm, refers to all kinds of large and small bees and wasps, absolutely ghostly, she can make you automatically jump into the water instantly and become a soup chicken, all this only needs a small whistle
On the martial arts training ground of Shuijingzhuang, two figures are fighting back and forth
One of them was about twenty years old, and the other was thirteen or fourteen years old, a slightly older man dressed in a ranger costume, clad in animal skins, armed with a long sword, and the younger one stood still in the face of the enemy's stormy attack
These two people are Xu Shu and Zhuge Liang, although they are not very old, but they are under the door of Mr. Shuijing, they have been together for a few years, and they have a deep friendship, Xu Shu likes to walk around, exposed to the sun and rain, although he is only sixteen years old, but he looks far older than his actual age, and the prototype of Zhuge Liang's beautiful man with a face like a crown of jade has appeared
Xu Shu's strength is at the intermediate level of the second-rate master, but he can't defeat Zhuge Liang, who is only a third-rate master, in ten rounds, which is an unreasonable thing, but it is happening, and Zhuge Liang's feet, a pile of stones with the appearance of gossip are placed in a regular manner, Xu Shu's every attack seems to see a lot of Zhuge Liang, and he has to consider how to assault in a few seconds, so that not only the wrong fighter, but also Zhuge Liang has a chance to counterattack, the battle has been deadlocked for more than 60 rounds, neither of them is a general, and they soon get tired and don't fight, and they all came to meet Sima Hui together
"Okay, Yuan Zhi, your swordsmanship has made great progress, it's really gratifying, it's better not to wander around first, it's good to stay in the village to meditate", Sima Hui suddenly said to Xu Shu
"That's it, Brother Xu, no matter how good the outside world is, we don't have much room to play when we are so young, it's better to wait for us to grow up, let's wander around together", Huang Yueying also pulled Xu Shu's sleeve and said softly
Xu Shu just smiled and said nothing, stroked Huang Yueying's little head, took out a box from his arms, took out a few small clay figurines inside, and said, "Big brother has nothing to give you, it's still the same, you three eat yourself."
Xu Shu will pass by Shuijingzhuang once or twice a year, and will bring his most exquisite clay figure candy to Huang Yueying and the three of them, Xu Shu pursues the way of the sword in his heart, likes to wander around, and the carved clay figure candy has different clothes every time, clothes from all states in the world, and the demeanor of various times, but the appearance is based on the three of Pang Tong as a template, and the painting is extremely fine and lifelike
"Thank you, Brother Xu" Huang Yueying held three clay candies, raised them in front of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong for a few seconds, and then put them in the box and confiscated them directly, Zhuge Liang pinched her pretty face, smiled silently, Pang Tong suddenly dared to stare at Huang Yueying angrily
Everyone immediately entered the hall of Shuijingzhuang to drink tea and talk about each other's experiences
"Oh, the teacher gave Kong Mingshi the title of Yuan Yueying", Xu Shu suddenly asked curiously
Because the title can be big or small, Sima Hui can't entangle Huang Yueying and Pang Tong, so he can only promise to help them think about it, and the gang has helped for half a year without replying, and now when it comes to it, Pang Tong and Huang Yueying suddenly looked at Sima Hui eagerly, only Zhuge Liang still fanned the wind and listened indifferently
"Kong Ming is ambitious, Shi Yuan's heart is higher than the sky, Kong Ming should be Wolong, Shi Yuan can be a phoenix chick, Wolong flies into the sky, the phoenix chick grows into a colorful xia, Wolong, the phoenix chick has one, can be the world, if both of them can sweep the world properly to restore the power of the Qin Emperor and Han Wu", Sima Hui groaned and said seriously
Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang were of course very happy to get such a high title, but Huang Yueying suddenly pursed her lips and said, "Teacher, what about me, I'm so ugly that no one either"
"Your title is still up to you, otherwise your old man will settle accounts with me", Sima Hui smiled bitterly, looking like you also understand, Sima Hui and Huang Chengyan are both contemporary celebrities, how can the title of his baby daughter be changed by others
"Then I will be called Shenluan, Shenluan will fly in the clouds, haha, Old Man Pang and Kong Ming, you were pressed down by me before you could fly, and you will have to agree to fly in the future", Huang Yueying immediately laughed when she heard it, and then thought about it, and changed her title to look like I was better than you
"Hahahaha, Luan Feng, Phoenix, Xiao Yueying, you like Shiyuan, otherwise how could you change the title of Mandarin Duck", Xu Shu suddenly laughed and said loudly
Huang Yueying suddenly woke up and hurriedly said, "No, I don't like Old Man Pang, the dragon and phoenix are auspicious, Kong Ming wants to be with Old Man Pang."
"Poof", Zhuge Liang, who had just been drinking tea and watching the play on the side, suddenly sprayed the tea directly, directly making Sima Hui a soup chicken, hurriedly apologized, got up and said goodbye, "I'm sorry teacher, Yueying's quick thinking and quick reaction I can't accept it, I'll go back to my village and change it to Wollongong."
"Hey, Kong Ming, this is not good, I live next door to you, you should change it to the Dragon Cave, my residence is the Phoenix Nest", Pang Tongyi listened to Zhuge Liang's words, and immediately continued
Dragon Cave Phoenix Nest, Zhuge Liang's face was suddenly full of black lines, Xu Shu's laughter was even louder, Sima Hui looked unladylike, Huang Yueying laughed loudly, "Dragon Cave Phoenix Nest, this is not a natural pair, don't invite me when you get married, I am not familiar with you"
Pang Tong suddenly came to his senses and said loudly, "I still decided to move to live next to Yueying, this crime is too high for me to bear."
Huang Yueying was immediately anxious when she heard this, and shouted loudly, "If you dare to come, I will let the dog bite you, and let you take a bath under the care of Feifeng Thunderstorm Xiaozhen for a month."
Pang Tong, Xu Shu, and Sima Hui suddenly looked at each other with black lines on their faces, and secretly said in their hearts, why is this Boss Huang's daughter so violent
The words are divided into two ends, Jia Xufu, Zhang Jizheng and Jia Xu are talking
"Wenhe, what are they doing, originally Yizhou Jingzhou already supported us in name, and now they are going to attack Jingzhou, aren't they afraid that the defeat of the former lord will repeat again", Zhang Ji said with a puzzled face, but there was unconcealable anger in his eyes
"They are killing themselves, the general doesn't have to care", Jia Xu said indifferently, toasted Zhang Ji with a glass of wine, and looked at him quietly
"Could it be that Jingzhou really has objections, but it's not right, he Liu Biao just had a fight with Sun Jian, how could he recover so quickly, I haven't heard that Liu Biao has contacted all the princes to attack Chang'an", Zhang Ji continued to speculate