Chapter 4 Girl, you're good at playing

Feng Xueqi touched her hair, shook her head and said, "No, the earth's aura is insufficient, and I only have some fists and feet left now." ”

"Hehe, it's been debunked, your words are too, and how can there be a master and an apprentice or something, don't think I haven't read novels, I usually cultivate with my wife. ”

Feng Xueqi said very seriously: "The master-apprentice relationship is very popular in the Xianwu Continent, when you adopted me, you also took a fancy to my body, my body is equivalent to an accelerator, as long as it is combined with me, no matter what kind of mental method you cultivate, you can get twice the result with half the effort." ”

"Then you can just find a man to repair and return to the Xianwu Continent, why do you have to find me?"

"Because you are my master, I have your mark on me, and I can only serve you alone in this life and this life. Feng Xueqi jumped off the bed and grabbed Fang Xun's hand: "If you want to return to the Xianwu Continent, you must open the door of time and space, the gate of time and space has three array eyes, and at least three people need to exert force at the same time, so we must have a child." ”

"What?"

"Of course, if Master is capable, we can have a few more children, and I'm not afraid of hard work. ”

Look, such words come out of the mouth of a beautiful girl, it's really a horse....... It's tempting.

Are you not afraid of hard work?

Someone on our side is afraid,

Afraid of being fined for overbirth......

The location of the red mole is very secret, and it is impossible to see it from a normal angle.

Is she telling the truth?

According to her, she crossed over to the Xianwu Continent for some reason three years later and became a supreme powerhouse.

It's too stupid routine, it's too bloody for Nima!

Feng Xueqi suspected that it was very likely that Fang Xun's enemy had used some way to come to Earth from the Xianwu Continent and killed Fang Xun, who was a mortal, so the body of the Northern Emperor would suddenly collapse.

"I predict that the enemy will appear in about half a year, during which you will have to raise the rank, but the most important thing at the moment is to train your body first, I have a mental mantra here, you just need to recite it while doing the movements. Feng Xueqi took Fang Xun's mobile phone and added his WeChat.

"I'll send you on your phone. ”

"What's that?" Fang Xun took the phone and looked at it, her WeChat name was changed to 'Master Who Loves Kiki the Most', and the avatar was a playful selfie of her.

"You earth like to play intimate stalks, I'm also following the trend, come, look here. ”

Click.

Feng Xueqi took a silly-looking picture of Fang Xun to use as her WeChat avatar, and changed her name to 'Qiqi who loves Master the most'.

Girl, you're pretty good at playing.

Bang bang bang!

There was a sudden knock on the dorm door.

"Hey, Fang Xun, what are you doing inside, open the door. ”

"A big man locks the door, and nine times out of ten, he is masturbating. ”

"Shhhh......h

Oh no, the three in the dormitory are back!

If they see it, they will definitely spread it, and if it reaches the ears of teachers and principals, they will be planted.

"It looks like your friend is back, should I go say hello?"

"Don't, you hurry up and find a place to hide, by the way, my door should be locked, where did you come in?"

"From this. Feng Xueqi walked to the balcony and smiled back: "Master, then I'll go back first, remember to contact me." ”

With that, she turned around and jumped off it.

This is the fifth floor, is she crazy?!

Fang Xun's heart was about to stop, and when she looked down, she was standing on the ground safe and sound, bouncing away.

This.......

Fortunately, it was daytime, and if it was the middle of the night, Fang Xun would suspect that he had encountered a ghost.

When I looked back, I saw a head outside the window at the top of the door.

As soon as Fang Xun opened the door, Xu Hao, Zhang Wei, and Yang Lei rushed in with their big scarlet tongues shaking their heads and tails.

"Where are the people?"

"It's strange, I heard a very kawaii sound. ”

The three searched for them all the time, but found nothing, and they were puzzled.

"Who is anyone, I was just singing Huangmei Opera imitating a female voice. Fang Xun could trust their relationship with his friends, but he couldn't trust their big mouths, so he didn't dare to tell the truth.

", there is still a girl's spring-like fragrance in the air. Zhang Wei sniffed at the air, looking like an idiot.

"Do you sniff it carefully?" Fang Xun smiled evilly.

"Hmm, what does this smell like, my day, I smoked labor to death, who stepped on the horse and the intestines rotted?"

"Fuck you, I'm just sulking. Fang Xun laughed.

"Oh my God, this smells of, you're crumbling in your crotch. ”

A few people made a fuss, and then they took their places and began to stir upside down.

"No, this is for you. Xu Hao threw away a new set of clothes.

Fang Xun didn't refuse their kindness, and wanted to see the price of the label so that he could transfer money to them.

"Don't clean up those useless, this is a gift from my brother to give you, as a price, the next week the dormitory cleaning will be handed over to you. Xu Hao and the others had already torn up the price card, and punched Fang Xun's shoulder: "Always wearing that patch of torn clothes will pull down the cards of the brothers, hurry up and change it, behave well tonight, we will strive to tear off the label of a bachelor, and we won't have to rely on our hands to solve the problem in the future." ”

Because Huang Tingting repeatedly told them not to make the relationship public, Fang Xun didn't tell them that he was in love, otherwise if they knew that they were green, they would definitely turn into a super keyboard warrior and spray this X girl to death on the campus forum.

Tonight was an important day for Xu Hao and the three of them, and the students on campus held a social event in private.

Friendship is fake, looking for a partner is real.

These bags even use women's cosmetics, lip balm, BB cream, astigmatism powder, and a lot of tricks, and they dress themselves up like dogs.

Hey, the taste of being single is too bitter.

Fang Xun didn't think too much about it, and took advantage of this gap to click on the video posted by Feng Xueqi.

In the video, Feng Xueqi is a picture of fitness, a pair of tights shows off her hot figure, and Fang Xun's blood is gushing when she sees it.

"When I think of you, I woo woo, don't dream for a long time~"

"Whoa, fingertips lovesick tears~"

Is this what is called a mantra?

When I don't have Kugou music on my phone?

Just when Fang Xun thought he had been tricked, he found the clue.

"The water flow is not frightened, and the clouds are afraid of late~"

"Single-mindedly, ancient and modern~"

"Ten thousand seas return to the north, heaven and earth are at my disposal~"

The style of painting has changed abruptly, and it has become serious.

"Master, then start to do the movements, and when you do it, you have to meditate on the mental method to be effective, step by step, don't do it too violently. ”

Feng Xueqi demonstrated in person, doing sit-ups and push-ups,

And then....... And then there became.

That's too sloppy, isn't it?

Fang Xun was very skeptical and started push-ups according to the method she taught.

Soon, he felt an amazing surge of energy spread through his body.

After ten push-ups, the force seemed to run rampant through his muscles, torturing him enough.

Looking down, Fang Xun was stunned.

Two large handprints appeared on the hard concrete floor........