Text Chapter 0106 Drunken chaos

"It's so cool, it's comfortable, this policeman has finally become a man, and since then he has been extremely great, experienced, whoever sees him loves, poof......" Ding Fan felt hot all over, and thought of it in his sleep.

Just now, he felt that his mighty javelin was about to touch the shooting target, and he suddenly broke off, and then suddenly fell down, and pounced on a soft ... Soft and elastic... Sexual suddenness......

When he woke up, the cicadas were not chirping, the evening breeze was blowing the curtains, the light outside was dim, and outside was the busy voice of a woman.

He wanted to move, to feel what it was like to feel his tired body after strenuous exercise, and as soon as his elbow moved, he first set off a faint smell of wine, and suddenly his whole body was full of strength, and he was still the same as before, and couldn't help but think:

"This woman is really clear and jade, she can't withstand the waves of this police crashing on the shore, look, the little brother is still ......"

Thinking of this, he looked down and saw that the dark place where Xia Liang was covered suddenly appeared red, and then looked at it and found that it was a reddish inside. trousers, moved again, there was no feeling of tiredness in that place, and suddenly slammed his fist on the bed board, and scolded in a low voice:

"Mud horse, it's a big thing to lose your temper, it's even more embarrassing, what about my dignity......"

He thought about it carefully, and slowly sorted out the clue, and firmly believed that this clue was absolutely accurate:

Just now he was in a hurry and it was about to become a fact, but the key parts suddenly softened nervously, he definitely had experience in this area, but at that time, he was thinking about the deer gun god, the medicinal wine he developed by himself was still a combination of Chinese and Western medicine, why did it fail?

And their own red inside .... pants, touched again, and there was a strip of red cloth tied around the waist, what was going on?

Just after he fell asleep just now, Bai Ling slowly pushed him away, and found that he was lying on the bed, not even a pillow, like a prawn, smooth, and already asleep like mud, so he wiped him clean and took out the inner ...... that had been prepared long ago trousers, and a strip of red cloth for him to change into.

At this time, she was drying her laundry in the yard, and when she heard a movement inside, she went to the kitchen to get the sour plum soup that was drying, and while walking, she blew and entered the room.

She put the soup bowl next to her, and put it very heavily, as if to remind him to get up and drink, and peeped at him, who was squinting his eyes, and laughed like a well-informed sister who was angry at her brother:

"Xiaofan, get up, the gluttonous cat who has no interest, just say it straight without those two moments, get it ...... Ahem, you're still you, I'm still me......"

Ding Fan was very embarrassed by her ridicule, but he definitely couldn't laugh at this time, as long as he pillowed his hands, slowly opened his eyes and said, "Bai Ling, what happened to me?"

"What's wrong with you? Are you indistinguishable from top to bottom, or are you pretending to be stupid?" Bai Ling snorted and laughed, although his face was flushed slightly, he still said generously:

"You drank too much, I took you back, bathed you, changed your clothes, you killed someone, you have to change your clothes, tie a red cloth strip, scare the evil ghosts, this place is so exquisite, by the way, why do you still call me Bai Ling, the white wolf is dead, didn't we say it, I changed Zhao Xiaoxian's name back, and I asked you about changing the household registration." ”

Ding Fan was worried about how to deal with such an embarrassing scene, but she didn't expect her to be generous, without the slightest kind of "Ding Fan, you are responsible for me, how can I live" coercion and correction.... entangled, and also said the matter of household registration, and his heart was naturally a lot easier.

"Hukou matter, if you don't say it, I have to do it for you, the pants are all on, let's ...... By the way, I should go back, there is a problem with the alcohol I drank just now, my investigation will go, don't make a big mistake. ”

He was half lying, half remembering the deer gun god wine, and made an excuse and prepared to leave.

After all, the people who drink this wine are not ordinary people, and if something happens, even if the son's brother Liu Daming is cleaned up, he, a person who studies wine, will inevitably be implicated.

He rode Bai Ling's bicycle and hurried towards the donkey meat restaurant.

When "Lao Yin ......" was about to arrive at the door of the restaurant, Ding Fan thought with some annoyance.

He is in a depressed mood now, and it is estimated that he will be anxious to say something unkind when he sees anyone.

Lao Yin, who was busy wiping the table, saw him push the door in, made a grimace with a smile on his face, saw that there was no one else around, and said shyly: "Officer Ding, you thank me for coming?"

Ding Fan was stunned, and he said almost simply:

"I smell that the wine is wrong, you haven't drunk it yet, I poured the tea, turned around and changed it, we are mixed with water, only more than 30 degrees, you are in a hurry to drink, you don't smell the water?"

Ding Fan remembered that when Liu Daming scolded and said that whoever didn't do it was his grandson, Lao Yin went over to pour water, but he didn't expect this guy to be so fast.

Now it seems that he didn't drink the deer gun god wine, and those three guys who didn't drink less, if they didn't make a mistake now, they probably wouldn't be able to stand it.

Thinking of this, Ding Fan thanked Lao Yin in a few words, and didn't even have time to teach him to sell wine and drink less water in the future, so he left the hotel.

When he returned to the inn, he saw that the two rooms on the east side were dimly lit, and the rest of the room was completely empty, empty, and completely devoid of the excitement of the past.

He pushed the door into the westernmost room of Kan Liang, only to see a figure in the dim candlelight, Kan Liang was in the middle of the two beds, the whole person was standing upside down, the sweat on his forehead was suffocating, the paper below was wet, and his mouth was talking about something with righteous thoughts.

"Master, Liu Daming, this brute, has he done anything special? His uncle, still competing for an interview, what are you waiting ......for?" Ding Fan scolded hatefully, and said several swear words unprecedentedly.

As he spoke, his fists were already clenched, and if he saw this heartless guy for a while, he would definitely punch him a few times.

Just when he expressed his attitude and dissociated himself from this matter, and was about to go out, Kan Liang panted and said:

"Dingzi, Dingzi, forget it, his remedy, measures, okay......"

When Ding Fan heard that Liu Daming still had remedies, he was immediately confused, thinking that Liu Daming, an insatiable guy, had all the good things himself, and the things that suffered losses were never ahead, so he said puzzledly:

"Master, he made this terrible wine, I can't spare him if you kill him, you say, what kind of measures? He bleed you?"

Ding Fan knew that his medicine was originally to lure out the white wolf, and even the dog and the mouse drank it, and his emotions were out of control, and his body was swollen.

"Dingzi, you, you wait, I still have two sentences, if it weren't for this soul-washing poem, I would have wasted it. ”

Kan Liang gritted his teeth and insisted, daring to feel that his body was so pressed that his hands couldn't stand it immediately, they both moved down twice, and then straightened up a lot, and then read in his mouth:

"Shedding tears is an inexplicable pain, and wandering is helpless nostalgia. Suddenly...... Dingzi, what happened suddenly?"

Kan Liang actually relied on his favorite poems to spend two or three hours of life, and by diverting his attention, he didn't let himself continue to attack!

Ding Fan couldn't cry and laugh for a few seconds, it was really difficult to disobey the master's order, and leaned over to help him read:

"Shedding tears is an inexplicable pain, and wandering is helpless nostalgia. Suddenly, a sonorous and powerful voice floated softly, and I slowly found out!"

"One, two, three, I, up, followed by you, you, that is, is my expectation of dreaming, you, you are the golden autumn outside my window, right?"

Kan Liang's body fell when he saw it, his wet head was about to be inserted into the ground, he used all his strength, his hands were forced, he just propped his body up, raised his head, and asked if it was right.

"Yes, word for word, my poet master, I guarantee ...... with my personality," Ding Fan said firmly.

Kan Liang's hands trembled, and then he pushed the ground, double... The leg slowly fell to the side.

Normally, he must have landed on one foot and clapped his hands in a chic manner, but now he has been upside down for more than two hours, and the sweat from his body has wet the ground, and he has already lost his physical strength, and he fell to the ground with a pop.

Ding Fan hurriedly went up to help him, but he didn't expect this guy to grab Ding Fan's hand with one hand and ask:

"Dingzi, you say, that's right, if I don't memorize the poem, it will definitely be over, by the way, let me tell you, Da Ming is also doing the right thing, he knows that the two of us are going to go out to the west, and he paid twenty yuan, and let them go out to eat. ”

Subsequently, Ding Fan understood that today Erya and they were worried that something would happen to them, so they all said goodbye directly, Liu Daming came back and said to Ma Longfei that Zhou Ping had drunk too much, and he might come to play drunk after a while, let them eat and hide, and save it from seeing it.

Imagine, in those days, good friends always had to drink a few glasses when they met, and Zhou Ping came all the way to interview the deeds of the police force, so no one could make fun of others if he drank too much, but he was embarrassed.

Ding Fan comforted Kan Liang and turned around and went to Liu Daming's room.

He thought about it, if this guy brought a woman in the room, no matter how the bureau dealt with him, he would definitely take the opportunity to beat him up, and teach this vain and face-loving guy a good lesson, if he hadn't stolen his own wine, would he have caused such a big disaster?

"Woo, woo......" Hearing him enter the room, a hoarse voice came from the dark place next to the bed, Liu Daming screamed pitifully, his voice was desolate, as if he had been wronged.

Ding Fan turned on the flashlight and looked, only to see that this guy had not taken off his clothes, sitting in a bathtub, and there were still a few small wooden sticks floating in the water.

The thick rope helped his wrists with both hands, and the rope was tied with a dead buckle, and he looked at the grinding skin from afar!

"You deserve it, Brother Gongzi, who is so kind to tie you up, huh, why does it still smell of soda?" Ding Fan scolded angrily, looking at him gloatingly.

Needless to say, after Liu Daming took away Ma Longfei and them, his physical energy was full of magical medicinal power, so he sat in the cold water and forced himself to wake up, and he has been subjected to quite unbearable torture until now!

"Is it a popsicle or not! Or, it's still a big man Ren Jie, who bought it for me secretly, and tied me up, by the way, Ding Fan, you are the culprit, what kind of wine is under your bed, you, I'll tell you in a while, you wait." This guy said, and suddenly grabbed the reason again and threatened Ding Fanlai.

His own wine caused trouble, and now he doesn't know what happened to Zhou Ping, Ding Fan is really a little worried!