Picking up the chainsaw from the ground, the clown gently patted Liu Lixue's thigh.

And Liu Lixue was also very obedient and parted her legs.

The clown smiled and placed the chainsaw between his legs and slowly pushed forward.

However, at this moment, only the sound of "Peng!" was heard, and Ding Xiaofan directly flew up and kicked the clown upside down.

"Oh, roar, roar, it hurts!"

Sitting on the ground, the clown clutched his waist, wailing half-crying and half-laughing.

What is surprising is that after being kicked by Ding Xiaofan, he was unscathed.

You must know that in order to save Liu Lixue, Ding Xiaofan used all his strength, plus he had already entered a demonic state, and the kick just now had an impact force of at least two hundred tons.

"You'd better not move, or I'm going to put on a big makeover. Hey, hey, hey!"

Seeing that Ding Xiaofan wanted to help Liu Lixue up, the clown hurriedly threw away the chainsaw, took out something that looked like a remote control from his pocket, and slowly got up from the ground.

Although he knew that the clown was not speaking Chinese, Ding Xiaofan found that he could understand the other party's meaning.

"What the hell do you want to do!"

Hearing the clown's words, Ding Xiaofan felt as if he had been immobilized and stood in place and did not dare to take a step forward.

"Don't be afraid, he's lying to you, if Lixue really has a bomb tied to her, how can he dare to use a chainsaw saw?

While speaking, Shen Xiaolang walked onto the stage.

"yes! I would have been killed if the bomb exploded! Fortunately, I didn't see it down. But none of that matters, if you don't believe it, see if you have something extra on your waist. ”

Pressing his thumb on the button of the remote control, the clown smiled and pointed to Shen Xiaolang who was standing next to the magic platform.

Hearing this, Shen Xiaolang looked down, and sure enough, he found that there was an extra black patch the size of a button on his belt.

But at this moment, with the sound of a siren, several police cars surrounded Ding Xiaofan and the others along with the clown.

"Don't move! Kneel on the ground with your head in your hands!"

After saying two Vietnamese words, a dozen policemen quickly stepped out of the police car and pointed their guns at the clown's eyebrows.

"Shh

Seeing this, the clown made a silent gesture to the policeman, and then he took out the second remote control and pressed it lightly on the button.

"Boom!"

I heard only a burst of explosions, and a violent explosion occurred in a building not far away.

"Hey, hey, hey, ahhhhh

Looking at the raging fire, the clown laughed like a mischievous child, "Don't talk, let me guess, you don't want that to be your home!"

Slowly raising the two remote controls in his hand, the clown said to Ding Xiaofan and the others, "How about you play a game with me?" ”

While speaking, he held the two remote controls in one hand, took out a deck of playing cards to disrupt them, buckled them on the ground, and beckoned to Ding Xiaofan.

"I know you're tempted to save your friends, so it's up to you to draw a card, and you can save them by drawing the ace of spades. ”

With that, the clown cautiously took a few steps back.

Hearing this, although he was very angry, Ding Xiaofan still stepped forward and drew a card from the ground with anger.

"Now you can defuse the bomb! If you dare to fool me, I will make you regret being born in this world!"

Holding the spade in his hand in front of the clown, Ding Xiaofan warned him viciously.

"Yes, but you can only choose one. ”

Seeing the cards in Ding Xiaofan's hand, the clown still maintained an evil smile, "I forgot to tell you, the rules of the game are that you only need to draw the ace of spades to get the right to save one of them." ”

"Oh, don't be angry. I'm scared when you're angry, and it's not good if you accidentally press the wrong button!

, you pick quickly, the countdown begins!"

Ignoring Ding Xiaofan's hideous face due to anger, the clown took out a palm-sized hourglass from his pocket and turned it upside down.

The sand in the hourglass flows very fast, more than half of it is gone in an instant.

"Time is running out, who should I choose? ”

"No, it seems that the time has come! Ladies and gentlemen, the next part of this performance is the first part, which is a big change. Please give the two interactive audience members the warmest applause!"

As he spoke, the clown raised the remote control in his hand and prepared to press one of the buttons.

But at the moment when he pressed it, a cold light flashed, and his hand holding the remote control fell from his wrist.

It turned out that the Joker had already teleported behind him at the same time as he pulled out the hourglass, so that he could cut off his hand with a scalpel in time.

Holding his wrist covered with blood, the clown did not show a painful expression on his face, but said proudly, "You have all been deceived by me, and there are no bombs on them at all!" ”

"It's ridiculous that you're right, without your hole cards, I see how you can escape from the police! And I said, if you dare to play me, you will regret being born in this world!"

As soon as the words fell, Ding Xiaofan rushed to the clown, grabbed his neck violently, and lifted him into the air.

But just as he raised his fist and was about to make a move, the clown suddenly pulled out a balloon and quickly blew the seemingly ordinary balloon as big as a hot air balloon.

Then, under the surprised gaze of everyone, the clown's body became as thin and long as a note, and then slipped out of Ding Xiaofan's hand and flew into the sky with the huge balloon.

"Goodbye guys, that's a gift for you, no thanks!"

After that, before everyone could react, the clown's figure had disappeared into the thick night.

"Boom!"

Only a burst of explosions was heard, and at the same time as all the police officers got into the car and started the engine, five police cars were blown to pieces in an instant.

"So fast, when did he put the bomb?"

Removing the protective shield, Ding Xiaofan looked at the police car bathed in fire in surprise.

"Don't say it, let's go, it's too late if you don't leave!"

While speaking, Shen Xiaolang hurriedly woke up Liu Lixue, pulled Ding Xiaofan and the doctor and quickly ran towards the energy station.

So in this way, Ding Xiaofan and others paid 3,000 yuan as energy bills and drove away from the town.

When other police officers arrived at the scene, all they saw was a broken circus booth, strewn playing cards, a purple suit cuff, two remote controls, and five police cars blazing.

At half past nine the next morning, Ding Xiaofan and others were already sitting in a snack bar in Cambodia for breakfast.

However, just as they were about to pay, three familiar figures suddenly appeared in front of the bar of this snack bar.

I saw that one of the taller blonde men was wearing a set of silver armor, a red cloak on his back, and a Ugin cross spear two meters long in his hand.

"Black Crow, Bai Wenjing, Rosser, come and sit!"

Recognizing the identities of the three people, Shen Xiaolang hurriedly greeted them.

"Why are you still here? Don't you have the whereabouts of the Ghost King?"

After the crow and the others sat down, Ding Xiaofan asked suspiciously.

"It must be because of the whereabouts of the Ghost King that they will come here!"

As she spoke, Liu Li glanced at Ding Xiaofan.

Hearing this, the black crow looked at Liu Lixue with an incredulous expression, "That's right, the ghost king was chased here by us, but he ran away again halfway." But how do you know?"

"This is enough to show that women are smarter and more careful than men!"

After taking a sip of the local specialty rice noodle soup, Bai Wenjing said with disgust, "Especially you, you can't even look down on an A.-level head lowering master, and you still have a face that claims to be the left arm of the boss."

I see that you are also wearing a maid's costume and are in the care of Sister Yuenu. ”

Hearing Bai Wenjing's words, the black crow's face suddenly turned red, "You're the best, right! Who doesn't know that you are a woman on the outside, but you are actually more manly than a man?"

Looking at the way the two were bickering, Liu Lixue sneered and laughed, "You two happy enemies are still the same, as long as you are together, you will quarrel endlessly, and you have a very tacit understanding when you encounter problems." ”

"Whoever is happy with him!"

The black crow and Bai Wenjing retorted in unison, and when Liu Lixue said this, their faces turned red.

"I also said that I didn't like the enemy, and I even spoke in unison, and the husband sang with the wife......"

Suddenly feeling a cold murderous aura rushing towards his face, Ding Xiaofan hurriedly coughed a few times, and changed the topic, "This...... Black Crow, you just said that the Ghost King was chased here by you, so do you know where he is hiding now?"

But before the crow could answer, Bai Wenjing on the side asked Ding Xiaofan, "Who did you just say that the husband and wife came with whom?"

Hearing this, Ding Xiaofan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and looked at Bai Wenjing with an innocent face, "Who did I just say that who is with whom?

"I'll spare you this time, be careful next time!"

With that, Bai Wenjing slapped the dining table violently, and immediately smashed the solid wood dining table.

Then, a dark green flame flashed, and the fragments of the dining table, along with the dishes that had been sprinkled on the ground, were instantly burned to ashes.

Seeing this scene, the customers in the snack bar were suddenly frightened and turned pale, and it didn't take long for them to run away.

So in this way, after losing the boss's table money and dinner plate money, Ding Xiaofan and others left the snack bar and came to a billiards entertainment club called 'king' that the crow said.

Seeing Ding Xiaofan and them come in, a middle-aged woman sitting behind the bar trimmed her fingernails and said a few words of English without raising her head.

"She said they didn't open until 3 p.m., and now idlers are exempt. ”

Understood the middle-aged woman's words, Liu Lixue conveyed to Ding Xiaofan.

At this moment, Bai Wenjing knocked on the bar a few times impatiently, and said in English, "Aren't we here to play, is the ghost king here?" We are his friends, call him out, we want to talk to him about some business." ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman glanced at Bai Wenjing contemptuously, and replied in the same English, "Who do you think you are?

"I know, he must have been playing with you and didn't give you any money, so you came to the door. ”

As she spoke, the middle-aged woman reached into Bai Wenjing's bandeau and grabbed it, "No wonder you dress so sexy, it turns out ......"

Before the middle-aged woman could finish speaking, she only heard a "click!", Bai Wenjing directly twisted the arm stretched out in her chest into a twisted shape, and then slapped the middle-aged woman's face, until her fat face was seriously dislocated.

With such severe trauma, the middle-aged woman died on the spot after spurting out a mouthful of blood.

Seeing this, several youngsters in colorful clothes playing billiards in the room were stunned for a moment, and then each carried a bat, and surrounded Ding Xiaofan and the others menacingly.

"Do you want to fight? Yesterday, Lao Tzu was on fire in his belly, and he was worried about it!"

After that, Ding Xiaofan moved his cervical spine so loudly that he rushed over first.

came to the nearest young man, and before the other party waved the bat in his hand, Ding Xiaofan threw a punch and slammed it on the door in front of him, and directly smashed the door in front of him to pieces.

The poor young man collapsed in a pool of blood before he could scream, and his whole head was like a broken watermelon.

"Call the Ghost King and the King of Siam!"

Seeing the tragic situation of their companions, the others did not dare to take another step, and one of the little flatheads was so frightened that he hid in the corner and quietly dialed the number of the Ghost King's office.

This story is pure fiction and will be continued