Chapter 560: What is the succubus doing under it?
"You'll talk about that later. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" The succubus picked up Marisa casually, looked at Marisa carefully inside and out, and then ...... There was no more, and the succubus used the mutant move of holding the sister in his arms to kill, and the suffocating sister in his arms was killed, and Marisa fainted directly, "Strange male...... Well, according to the calculations ninety-eight percent is ...... Belch...... What's your name?"
"Qin Yueyang, you seem to know me?" The succubus shouldn't know me, but she doesn't look like she doesn't know me at all, "Someone mentioned me to you...... Let me guess...... A goofy pervert, right? ”
"Poof...... Hahahaha, that's right, that's right, a pervert with stupid hair, just let her be her. "The succubus may be the first time in his life that he has heard someone dare to call the dignified demon god Shen Qi a long-haired pervert, and he can't even close his legs when he laughs...... Oh yes, she doesn't have legs...... However, according to the urine nature of the past...... There is a good chance that the tail and spirit on the lower half of the succubus's body can still turn into legs, "Shenqi mentioned you to me, and you know who I am, right?" ”
"That's right, that's why I'm here...... Well...... Investigate related matters, such as...... Sakiya, don't run away first...... "I stopped Sakiya again, and I was going to sneak away, really, Sakiya is becoming more and more a chicken thief, is it possible that if you want to find an honest person in the future, you can only go to Baiyulou to find Demon Dream?" "Take the registration form out, don't tell me you didn't bring it, Yakumo Zi has set a rule, if you find that there is a chengguan who does not carry the registration form with you, the salary of the month will be deducted." ”
"......" Sakuya was silent, and it can be said that something has been wrong with Sakuya since the incident of Sakuya's PAD falling out today.
"Huh?" I did feel something was wrong, so I did something I couldn't have thought of before, I stretched out my finger and poked Sakuya twice in the chest, feeling the thick PAD and ...... Full of moisture, not that Sakiya's bust has moisture...... Ahem, though there is real moisture, ...... The moisture I'm talking about now is not the moisture that's coming from the moisture...... Belch...... Damn, I can't explain clearly...... "I see, the PAD is soaking wet, causing Sakiya to have a mental ...... BUG。 ”
“...... That's a strange reason. The succubus floated over with Marisa in her arms, "Gensokyo is more like a comic concentration camp than when I left." ”
"What's even funnier, can it be fire magic?" I turned and motioned for the succubus to give me Marisa first, "put a fire out and dry her PAD." ”
"Are you sure? This isn't a game. "Don't think that the fire magic in reality can really be dried as much as you want like in the novel, the fire magic is extremely explosive, and people with poor control want to use fire magic to dry things and only blow that thing up to the sky with themselves," I don't have any confidence in my magic control, just look at my apprentice. ”
"I know, but ...... Magic isn't a toy either, I'm sure you can control it. "Originally, among the people present, the most suitable person to dry with fire magic was Sakuya herself, her magic is very weak, and for her, it is not whether she can dry but can only dry, but at this time Sakuya is short-circuiting her brain, "Let's start." ”
"Alas......" The succubus shook his head, rubbed a super small fireball out, the size of grapes, and lightly touched Sakiya's chest, and after a while, the smell of barbecue came out...... Well, just kidding, "Eh, what did you say you wanted to register just now?"
"It depends on the situation, you've been away for so long, so I don't know, Gensokyo has had a lot of big events recently, and a lot of large-scale reforms have been carried out, including the urban management system, and after that, there will be a registration system...... "If you want to make this matter clear, you have to start from the beginning, and you can also take this opportunity to dry Sakiya's PAD," ...... Crackling and crackling...... (780 words omitted) Got it?"
"Oh...... I don't understand...... "Succubus's brain, I'm stupid to learn magic, I said it so clearly, how can I still not understand it?" ”
"......" I threw Marisa to the ground, picked it up and dropped it again, whew...... Sure enough, it was much happier than throwing salt, "Stick your head over, and I'll add a buff to you." ”
"You swear you're not going to take advantage of the opportunity to hit me. The succubus used his idle hand to pull out the short knife with its own bleeding effect from behind his back, "Don't underestimate me, my short knife is coated with venom...... (licking) ...... Poof! Ahhh
“...... Okay, I agree with you, Gensokyo is indeed more like a comic concentration camp, especially since you came...... "I still admire the succubus, they have already covered their mouths and squatted on the ground vomiting blood, and the other hand can still release fire magic to help Saki dry PAD without panic...... Anyway, the photogenic rate of Sakiya's PAD is a bit high today.,Shouldn't you change it to something more worky next time...... "Anyway, don't pretend, okay?,You're an evil spirit.,How can you be cut by a knife......"
"Isn't that a little more dramatic?" Sure enough, the succubus immediately stood up unscathed after hearing my complaints, "And I just wanted to explain to you why my short knife has its own bleeding effect, just to be realistic...... Oh, it's dried. ”
"Ding Ding ~ Ding ~ Ding Ding ~" Sakiya's mouth emitted a prompt sound like a game character upgrade, and then Sakiya's originally dull eyes as if they had blackened returned to normal, "Ah...... Much better...... I couldn't even move just now......"
"Sakiya, alright? Then take it out and fill out the form. "Sakiya is back to normal, congratulations, then you can get down to business, "Are you ready?"
"Cute big. Sakiya said everything was OK, "You can start asking, my hand speed will follow." ”
"Name: Succubus, Race Evil Spirit...... Eh, do you have anything to do with the game of evil spirits?" "The succubus is an evil spirit and not a hungry spirit, and the difference between the two is very large, and you see that Yuyuko is closer to a hungry spirit bracket laugh.
"Haven't heard of it. "Succubi have always been in the demon world, and I don't know anything about these things at all...... But I remember that the demon world seems to have passed the Internet, "But don't look at me like this, I used to be a haunting god for a while, and I came here at the Hakuri Shrine." ”
"Ah, I know, Yakumo Murasaki told me, so I'm going to register that one for you as a profession, huh...... Gender...... "The succubus should be a woman, right...... "You're a woman, right?"
“...... Nonsense, do you look like a man in me?" the succubus was furious, she seemed to have a hard time accepting being seen as a man, had she been hurt before?"Can you still be a woman!"
"Eh, you don't know? Shen Qi didn't tell you?" I silently recited the spirit of speech to Soderbrega, "Look, how is it, pretty, right? Do you think I'm a man or a woman now?"
“...... I'll go back and settle accounts with Shenqi before I come back. The succubus turned around and was about to float away, but I stopped it 'cleanly', "What?"
"Didn't Shenqi go into retreat to get rid of her 'perverted' behavior habits? How do you settle accounts with her?" "Shenqi's retreat is still directed by me, if Shenqi really values Alice so much, then it is impossible not to go into retreat, as for Shenqi, will Shenqi have already reformed herself during this time...... All I can say is that you underestimate Shenqi's perverted index too much, "You can't see her when you go back, can you?"
“...... Forget, Alzheimer's. The succubus patted her head and laughed at herself, "But just because she still wants to get rid of the title of pervert? I guess her so-called retreat now is nothing more than a nosebleed every day holding Alice's pillow." ”
"I absolutely believe this, but evil spirits can also get Alzheimer's?" "The undead will starve to death and ghosts will be reincarnated, I believe it, evil spirits will have Alzheimer's?" "Are the skeleton soldiers also suffering from rheumatoid rheumatoid ankylosing spondylitis and necrosis of the femoral head?"
"No, there is a genetic disease in the family, and our succubus family has been suffering from Alzheimer's disease for generations. The succubus took two newspapers out and began to tear them to relieve his boredom, and after tearing them for a while, he remembered that now was not the time to tear the newspapers.
"Wait, succubus...... Family?, do you still have a family?" The succubus is a single household in Yakumo Zi's introduction to me, and the only person who has a close relationship with me is the Mari Sapo monkey lying on the ground now, I haven't heard that evil spirits can have a family, "What family, tell me and listen to it?"
"I don't know, after all, I haven't seen anyone else in the family, and my mother has been dead for a long time, so I just think I should have a family. The succubus scooped Marisa from the ground and slapped the dirt on her ass hard, but the force looked like a spanking, "After all, every woman has the right to fantasize that she is from a large family." ”
"Okay, I understand, but you just said ......" The succubus's explanation is reasonable, but there is only one thing I don't understand, "You said your mother...... Choked to death for a long time?"
"What kind of ears do you have, you can choke to death, I said that my mother has been dead for a long time!" The succubus was very angry, and the consequences were quite serious, "You can't tell if you choke to death?"
"It's not...... Why are you so happy that your mother is dead, you got it?"
"What's wrong with the murderer?"
"Ahem, two, can we get the registration done first and then talk about anything else?" Sakiya interrupted the dialogue we were about to start performing, "My hands are very sore, and I have been holding a broken pen for a long time, do you want to perform cross talk, do you also wait to find a place with a lot of people? Who will show it here......?"
"Reasonable. I looked at the succubus, "Go ahead, the next one is...... Occupation is written as a god, so ...... I know you can use magic, and melee seems to be pretty good, but are there any others?"
"Hmm...... Because I'm an evil spirit, so strictly speaking, my body can switch between virtual and real, and naturally I can change my body form freely, for example......" The succubus directly converted the tail of the lower body into two legs, and this conversion is obviously much better than that of Ruolu Ji, the converted succubus wears white boots on its feet, and it should be generated by underwear, "Just like this, of course, other parts of my body can also be changed, such as arms, hair, and bust...... This kind of thing. ”
"...... "I could feel Sakiya's fingers pausing strongly when she heard that the succubus could change her bust freely, and then began to record as if it had never stopped, but the pause at that moment was not my delusion.
"Hmm...... By the way, are you still going to leave this time?" "I think I should ignore what I just felt, so as not to blacken Sakiya again, Sakuya is transformed and can only become a cute Inusakiya, I don't want Onisaki Night's terrifying thing, it may be dismantled, "In other words, what are you coming back for this time, do you plan to stay for a short time or a permanent stay, and where do you plan to live in the meantime?"
"This time, I don't plan to leave this time, after all, Shenqi is in retreat, and I don't have much fun in the demon world, so let's come back and see my apprentice, who is not a weapon, and by the way, I will be chic, as for where I live...... You know how to think again, I'm going to open a magic shop there that caters mainly to non-humans, and I'm pretty confident in my ability to make magic items. ”
"Hmm...... Well, most of the projects are done. Sure enough, just like the rumors, although the succubus is an evil spirit, his personality is light-hearted, more like a human than a human, "By the way, did you sneak back before?
"Ah...... Yes, yes, it's me, because I'm a bit of a senile dementia, and I've pretty much forgotten about it. The succubus still bites on the matter of her Alzheimer's, which makes me wonder if she is really Alzheimer's, after all, tearing up a newspaper is not convincing, "I haven't asked yet, how is Marisa's practice?"
"You'd better wait for her to wake up and ask her yourself. Marisa has been asleep since she was suffocated, I fell her twice, and I was spanked by the succubus and didn't wake up, it's really invulnerable to the buttocks, "Sakiya, have you recorded anything so far?"
"It's been recorded, now it's just the energy level and the actual combat power test. The registration form in Sakiya's hand is almost full, and the last two items are missing.
"Like you heard, I'll have to test your actual combat power, okay?" The succubus' recognition energy level is SS, but the actual combat power is ...... It's definitely not all.,Gensokyo almost doesn't have people who can't skip the challenge.,It's all a template for the protagonist in the outside world.。
"Yes, yes...... But now?" the succubus looked at Marisa in her hand and felt that something was wrong.
"It's okay, you can put her back in the house first, I need some time, too. "I've activated the Exile, but I'll have to wait a little longer before I fly over.