Chu Lingxi couldn't slap ten thunderbolts on the spot, and sent the hooves of the beasts and pigs to Huangquan Road, and her heart roared with countless swear words-

"Reluctant you are a big-headed ghost, take advantage of it and provoke trouble, sooner or later, my aunt and grandmother will hack you to death with a forty-meter-long knife!"

Fortunately, it was just a kiss from the dragonfly, and if she met a greasy roast duck tongue, she would definitely flip the table on the spot.

There are countless strange kiss scenes in the script, the hero and heroine will always kiss together in all kinds of bizarre poses, accidental fall kisses and upside-down golden hook kisses are commonplace, and the writers with big brains have created a new routine for men and women in the diet in order to innovate, and use food to unlock unique strange kiss scenes, noodle kisses, dessert kisses are endless.

Chu Lingxi, as a senior foodie, is most unaccustomed to this kind of use of food to forcibly engage in romance, no matter how glue it is, he is not in a hurry to work on a meal, the couple is obsessed with each other, the sky is thundering, and eating a noodle at the same speed will really taste good?

In case it is a spicy oil splash noodles, or a rich flavor of mutton noodles, the two of them have a deep kiss with a strange taste after eating, and it is extremely disgusting to think about it, not only is it not romantic, but it also wastes a bowl of good noodles in vain.

Demon Zun Juntang has come up with a new way of food intimacy, which can be named roast duck candy kiss.

Chu Lingxi didn't know how others felt when they heard it, anyway, she was incompetent to accept this romantic model, and there was a psychological shadow, and she decided to quit roast duck in the future.

There were waves of vicious words and complaints in her heart-

"Grandma is not honey, but Chaotian pepper, spicy to death, you won't pay for your life!"

She is used to thinking about problems with the logic of a pure man, but she doesn't realize that there is actually a secret shyness in her anger.

Demon Venerable Juntang saw the clue from her slightly flushed cheeks, and a different smile was better than the spring breeze.

Chu Lingxi had no appetite, threw half of the roast duck roll on the plate, and glanced at the big pig's trotters: "Dignified Demon Venerable, there is no shame or shame, and I am not afraid of being laughed at when I pass it out!"

Demon Venerable Juntang has a different opinion: "If husband and wife are behaving when they are alone, then it is a real joke." ”

Chu Lingxi did not accept this fallacy: "Although I don't read much, I also know that raising the case and respecting Liang and Meng are good stories for all ages, so you don't want to deceive me with your own crooked reasoning and heresy!"

"In the story of raising the case and raising the eyebrows, the wife Meng Guanghui will hold the plate with the food and respectfully send it to her husband, never daring to look up at her husband's face, and raise the plate at the level of her eyebrows", Mozun Juntang explained the story behind the idiom to her, and then raised her eyebrows and asked-

"Are you sure you want to be a good wife like Meng Guang?"

Chu Lingxi cut a sigh and refused to agree with his remarks: "I don't believe it, slaves are not so humble!"

Demon Venerable Juntang said with a smile: "We might as well check the books and books to verify the authenticity." ”

"Don't check, anyway, in our demon world, the story of raising eyebrows is different from what you told~"

Chu Lingxi refused, she never blindly stubborn in areas that she was not good at, because the literati's Qingqi thinking was obviously beyond her comprehension.

For example, the idiom of Jinwu Zangjiao, whether it is from the literal meaning or habitual usage, refers to the flowery man stealing the outer room, and she can't guess if she wants to break her head, this word actually originates from the fact that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty promised to take his cousin Chen Ajiao as his wife.

If you marry a wife, you will marry a wife, why do you prefer to use the word "hidden", is it that the eight sedan chairs are too public, or the phoenix crown is ugly and unbearable, so you have to hide it secretly.

Recalling the golden house Zangjiao, Chu Lingxi's teeth itched with hatred, and she suffered a big loss because of it in the past.

When she was a child, she went to Xiongzhou as a hostage, and saw this idiom for the first time in the literature and history textbooks of the Four Realms.

At that time, Xiong Chong, the young lord of Xiongzhou, talked about the relationship between Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Chen Ajiao, starting from Jinwu Zangjiao, and talking about "Changmen Fu".

Chu Lingxi has been most unaccustomed to showing off her essence since she was a child, and she is-for-tat with Xiong Chong, especially for the word Jinwu Zangjiao, she firmly believes that it has nothing to do with marrying a wife, it is completely a concubine.

Young and impulsive, the two made a bet on the spot, but after checking the classics, Chu Lingxi was slapped in the face by reality and became a loser.

Competitive and unwilling to admit defeat, the excuse is-"This is purely a wild history made up by Xiongzhou, and there is no such record in our Chuzhou literary and historical scriptures!"

Xiong Chong rarely defeated the little overlord once, and he was really more serious, and after the war was over, he personally sent Chu Lingxi back to the country, the purpose was to go to the Chu Palace Library to check the classics about the Golden House.

In front of the scriptures written in black and white, Chu Lingxi lost completely, and he couldn't make up a reason to deny it, so he paid out a thousand-year-old spirit snake that took a lot of effort to get.

Fortunately, Demon Venerable Juntang is much smarter and more generous than the stupid Xiong Chong, he doesn't argue with women about right and wrong, the true meaning of raising his eyebrows is not important, and the most important thing is to make the person in front of him happy.

Since he remembered Xiong Chong and mentioned the past of being a hostage in Xiongzhou, Chu Lingxi sold miserably, because most men like Chu Chu's poor weak women-

"During the days when I was a hostage in Xiongzhou, the days were simply miserable and miserable, although Xiong Shaoguo was a man, but his heart was smaller than a girl, because my sword and riding and archery skills were stronger than him, which damaged his face and prestige, so he was planning to find me trouble every day, and he kept making bad moves, just to make me ugly and embarrassed. ”

"What Xiong Shaoguo Lord did is really excessive", it doesn't matter if it's true or not, Demon Venerable Juntang emotionally and unconditionally favors the demon girl.

Chu Lingxi loves to chat with such a confidant who doesn't help her relatives, she rolled up her right sleeve and said, "This scar of mine..."

Her white and red forearms were as smooth as satin, and there were no scars at all, and she was so excited that her brain short-circuited, and she forgot that this was not her body, and the scene was slightly embarrassing, so she had to gesture at her elbow—

"It was a tooth mark bitten by a fierce beast and tiger, it was very deep, if it weren't for my great fortune, I would be a one-armed waste now, and the initiator of this disaster is the bastard Xiong Chong!"