One hundred and fifty-seven pretending to be a couple
"Hey, Song Baobao!!Eat?" Just when I was stunned, someone slapped me on the back, and before I could swallow a sip of beer, I was directly choked and spit out, and when I looked back, I saw Shen Man standing behind me.
Shen Man was wearing quite normal today, a pink hooded jacket, a pair of light blue jeans underground, and snow-white climbing shoes that looked a bit like a high school student.
"What a coincidence, I can run into you wherever I go!" I waved my hand at her in embarrassment, taking the opportunity to wipe the liquid that had just squirted out of my nostrils.
Shen Man shook his head and smiled evilly at me, "It's not a coincidence, I'm here to find you, I went to the hall just now to ask the waiter, and said that you were eating, so I made a special trip!"
"Uh, is there something wrong with the old girl?" I waved at her in surprise, "Sit, have you eaten?"
Shen Man grinned, revealing two good-looking pear blossom dimples, sat next to me, and pouted: "Why are you so picky? Invite me to dinner from the free cafeteria, and there is no sincerity." ”
"I didn't plan to invite you to dinner, just casually polite!" I scratched my face weakly and moved the chair to the side, this girl's personality is too unrestrained, obviously I have only met twice, as if I have known each other for a long time.
Shen Man waved his hand aggressively: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble! Tell you something serious, didn't you say last night that you would stay in the bath for a few more days?"
"yes, what's wrong?" I pretended to look at her in a daze, and suddenly felt a burst of joy in my heart, it seems that Shen Man is in trouble and needs help, as long as I promise her today, the next time I speak, she will be embarrassed to refuse.
"Can I ask you for a favor?" said the girl, her face turned red.
Naturally, I couldn't agree to her too happily, otherwise she would really treat me as a Kaizi to fish, pretending to be embarrassed, and after thinking about it for a long time, she said softly: "Let's talk about things first, and we will discuss if we can help." ”
"Accompany me to the hospital later..."Shen Man didn't finish speaking, and his face turned crimson again.
I exaggerated my mouth and said, "What's wrong?
"There's a fart, come with me to the hospital to see my dad, my dad has been trying to help me find a partner recently, you also know that I do this kind of thing, how can I deal with the object casually?
My eyes widened suddenly, I licked my lips and said, "Pretend to be you?"
Shen Man nodded shyly, in my concept, I have always felt that people who do their "business" should be quite thick-skinned and not shy, but I didn't expect to meet an outlier today.
"The question is, am I a little too young at this age? I won't tell you that I'll just turn eighteen next month, sincerely!"
"It's okay, my dad's cataract is very serious! Even if you stand in front of him, he may not be able to see you clearly, when you get to the ward, you can talk as little as possible, just lean behind me, just for a while! It doesn't take ten minutes, please, please!" Shen Man arched his hand towards me with a pleading face, and that look made people can't bear to refuse at all.
"This..."I hesitated and pinched the tip of my nose, Shen Man grabbed my arm and shook it, "Help, just take you ten minutes, I can promise you a condition when it's over!"
"Three conditions!" I held out three fingers.
"You're so greedy, three is just three!" Shen Man was also in a hurry to go to the doctor at this time, obviously not taking what I said as a thing, and nodded his head busily.
"Okay, you wait for me at the gate of the nightclub, I'll change my clothes, we'll see you in ten minutes!" I smiled evilly and glanced greedily at her chest and hips, and then made an OK gesture and walked towards the bathing hall.
Borrowing paper and pen from the bar, I wrote a small note and asked the waiter to transfer it to Wang Xing, so I took a shower slowly, changed my clothes, and walked out of the "Dynasty Nightclub" slowly.
"Eldest sister, I want to go to the toilet as soon as I am nervous, such a big thing, I have never encountered it in my life, and I am not allowed to be nervous?" I muttered with an aggrieved face.
"Okay, okay, lazy donkey uphill and pee!" Shen Man reached out to stop a taxi and pushed me into the car, she sat next to me very affectionately, put her arm around me and said, "I'll know what to say later?"
"Sister, is this the beginning of the play?" I looked at her blankly.
"Don't interrupt! I'll tell you, if my father asks you what you do, you answer that you do engineering, ask you who are you, you say it's a southerner, and ask you what your plans are in the future, and you say that you plan to take me to the south to develop after you get married, do you understand?" Shen Man looked at me with a serious face.
"Southerners, I don't speak with a similar accent?" I stuck out my tongue in embarrassment.
"Pretend, will you pretend, why are you so stupid?" Shen Man was a little anxious.
I rolled my eyes and snorted, "If you complain about me again, I'll get out of the car immediately!"
"I'm sorry, baby... My sister has a big temper, don't be angry!" This girl is simply a psychopath, and while she was talking, she suddenly took a bite in my face, which made me embarrassed.
"Haha, the young man now..."The taxi driver probably thought of us as a couple, and laughed twice through the mirror.
"I told you just now, remember?" Shen Man gently nudged my arm.
I blushed and nodded thickly, "Hmm." ”
After arriving at the hospital, Shen Man nervously tidied up my collar for me, and repeatedly explained, "Don't mess up later, I really don't know what to say, so don't say anything! I'll help you play the round, do you hear?"
"Hmm. I replied.
Then Shen Man affectionately grabbed my arm, and walked towards the hospital, when I took the elevator, I was still praying in my mind not to meet acquaintances, the two of us just got off the elevator, just from the opposite side of a dyed yellow hair, dressed quite non-mainstream little sister, I and the little sister almost face to face wiped the body and walked over.
During this period, the little sister kept staring at me, and I thought she was quite familiar, but for a while, I didn't want to get up where I had seen it, and before I had time to think deeply, Shen Man had already taken my hand and pushed open the door of a ward.
Shen Man's father still lives in a single ward, and at this moment there is a middle-aged man in his forties half-lying on the hospital bed, the middle-aged man has his eyes half-closed, holding a small radio in his hand, shaking his head and listening to the play.
"Dad!" Shen Man dragged me to the side of the bed and called out to the other party softly.
"Xiao Man, you're here!" The middle-aged man suddenly blossomed, and reached out and gently stroked Shen Man's arm, "Didn't you go to work today?"
"Well, it's my turn to rest today!I specially brought Song Bao to see you, Song Bao is the boyfriend I told you about with me for two years!" Shen Man shook my arm and said, "Call someone!"
"Hello uncle, your health is fine, right?" I deliberately pinched my voice to greet the middle-aged man.
"Young people should smoke less, you see that your voice is hoarse!" Shen Man's father did not open his eyes, but smiled in my direction.
"Well, there's always been a party lately, I'll pay attention to it in the future!" I hurriedly agreed.
"What do you do?" Knowing father Mo Ruonu, sure enough, this is not completely familiar, Shen Man and his father have already gone straight to the question and asked me.
"I'm doing engineering in the South," I said the wrong thing in a hurry.
"What city is the project in the south?" Shen Man's father broke the casserole and asked.
"This..."I hurriedly pushed Shen Man's shoulder next to me, and the old man didn't follow the routine.
"Dad, Xiao Song works in a state-owned enterprise, and he runs everywhere in the country! If you ask someone which city it is, how can he answer?" Shen Man hurriedly excused me.
"Yes, yes, I'll go to the toilet first!" I touched the cold sweat on my head and walked out the door...
The moment I left the door, I seemed to hear his father say something like "kidney deficiency, I must be in poor health...", and I fell to the ground with my head hanging on my head.