"It's so hilarious that a tractor is fucking going to overtake?"

"Quiet as a virgin, moving like a crazy rabbit, this is the first time I know the meaning of this sentence!"

"Lu Ziqiao and Meijia must have had a leg before!"

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Okay, after watching the first episode, Shi Erzheng felt like he was about to cramp with laughter, and some jokes and stalks he hadn't heard at all.

Especially at the end of the first episode, the cute and cute way of ordering food made him instantly like this sister paper.

It's so cute, there is wood?

Keep watching, Shi Erzheng can't wait to watch the second episode!

Begin!

Lu Ziqiao pointed at his RMB in English, and Meijia on the side naturally sarcastically mocked a wave of Lu Ziqiao, the so-called magic pill is actually a sexual function drug!

The fortune teller is not blind, it may also be mute!

A funny joke, the second episode is officially started!

As mentioned in the last episode, although the rent has been halved, because Lu Ziqiao and Meijia lived in a four-person room before, now that they are the two of them, they still need to pay their own rent.

So, Meijia resorted to poor Dafa and hoped that Lu Ziqiao could help her pay the rent, but the result was gone!

When the two were arguing, Mei Jia knocked Zeng Xiaoxian unconscious with a pillow!

A little dizzy, Zeng Xiaoxian held on to the door and looked into the house, instantly stunned.

"Ah, Zi Qiaojun, you are really powerful and powerful, and your arm strength is outstanding!"

On the sofa, Meijia suppressed Lu Ziqiao and said affectionately: "You are really a man among men, Lu Bu of Lu Bu!"

Syllable!

Meijia took advantage of the situation and gave Lu Ziqiao a slap: "Look at this handsome face, I really can't convince my hand to leave you for a moment, I just want to pinch two clay figures, one is you and the other is me, and then break you and me, mix with water, ah, never separate!"

Lu Ziqiao was pinched by Meijia was quite painful, and he hurriedly grabbed Meijia's hand: "Ah, Meijia sister, I think so too, I am reluctant to let go of your hand, the sea can wither, the stone can rot, the sky can collapse, the earth can crack, we are shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand!"

At this time, Meijia didn't forget to bite Lu Ziqiao with her hand!

The two can be described as a battle of wits!

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"Haha, these two are two forces, I'm laughing to death. ”

Shi Er looked at Mei Jia and Lu Ziqiao and completely defeated them.

Zeng Xiaoxian thought that the two were quarreling, but the two explained that 'shrew' was actually wrong, but used the elementary school student's 'lively' to form a sentence!

The plot continued, and as soon as the picture turned, Hu Yifei came in with a loveless look, and Zhanbo and Wanyu on the sofa were a little puzzled.

What's going on?

Just as Mr. Zeng just told Meijia and Ziqiao, the price of pork downstairs has risen.

Yifei is very angry!

"Don't be angry, old lady. ”

"At least the stock price has been good lately!"

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu persuaded Hu Yifei on the sofa.

"Don't mention this to me, I'm even more angry when I hear it. ”

Hu Yifei said a little angrily: "People's stocks are rising, and what I bought fell randomly!"

"What kind of stock did you buy? ”

Zhanbo asked puzzled.

"What is it called Lin's Bank, do you think I'm unlucky, other people's stocks are like chicken blood, and the one I bought looks like I smoked opium. ”

"No, the financial sector has been doing a lot lately. ”

"Fei Fei, you should buy it quickly, that is the dealer to absorb the chips, and the mortgage to accumulate funds. ”

Lin Wanyu, who was watching the TV, said lightly: "His McGonagall Financial, Xieshun Consulting, and Tiankui Insurance are all the same, the dealer has chips, and it will naturally be pushed all the way up. ”

On the side, Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo's sibling faces remained petrified!

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At this time, for Shi Erzheng, he completely forgot what "Bao Qingtian" was, and even forgot his quietness!

Looking at the interaction between Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, that kind of monstrous appearance made Shi Erzheng laugh again.

"Damn, Lu Ziqiao is really talented, this is not a duck, is it his sister's sperm donation?"

"Haha, Meijia's little eyes, laugh at me!"

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Of course, the really funny part is Sekiya's magical appearance!

In this episode, Guan Gu is actually looking for Aisen's apartment, but Mei Jia and Lu Ziqiao, who are struggling to find someone to share the rent, conspire to pull Guan Gu here.

As a result, Meijia fell in love with Guan Gu at first sight and personally helped Guan Gu clean up!

When Teacher Zeng knocked on the door and came in, he found that Meijia and Ziqiao were not there!

Then Teacher Zeng heard the sound of Meijia helping Guan Gu decorate the room!

"That man is not Ziqiao, why did he bring the man here as soon as he left?"

Through the crack in the door, Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself a little puzzled.

"The love triangle cat will definitely be a big seller!"

"Barley, isn't barley eaten?"

"It's not the barley, it's a big sale, it's a lot of people watching it, and then you can make a lot of money, and then you can support me as an assistant. ”

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Teacher Zeng at the door looked at the situation in the room and instantly understood: "It turned out to be a package, something big is going to happen!"

The plot is still divided into two ends, Zhanbo let Hu Yifei command remotely in order to go on a date smoothly, and Shi Erzheng who watched this scene really laughed.

Hell if there is such a pit sister who can find a partner!

Zhanbo wanted to pretend to be forced, but he was knocked out of all of them!

"You're so skilled, this is your first time?"

"How come, I'm doing this with Zi Qiao!"

"Is it hard for Ziqiao to do it?"

"Don't mention how lazy you are, you have to look at me every time. ”

"It's so cute, I like it, my belly is so soft, can I kiss it?"

"Of course!"

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"Poof!"

Bai Yuhan directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this fucking doesn't agree with the driver, and this car is so proficient that it can even avoid the audit, and there is no sharp turn at all.

Looking at the bedroom, Guan Gu and Meijia worked hard to make chairs, making 'ah', um, and then looked at the expressions of Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei at the door.

This car is driving 666!

It's all in plain sight!

In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't let Hu Yifei break into the door directly, they were ready to think in the long run!

In the next plot, Wanyu finally revealed her identity, just as Bai Yuhan guessed: the daughter of the chairman of Lin's Bank!

When Lu Ziqiao came out wearing a green hat, Bai Yuhan burst out laughing completely.

It's so fucking funny, Yuki?

Don't be such an undisciplined spoof!

But it's normal to think about it, just like an author friend of Bai Yuhan, who is tired and tired every day to support his wife and son, what is the result?

As a result, his wife was poached by someone else!

Say you can't satisfy me!

Nani?

This author's friend is tired and tired every day, just to give his wife and children a material life, and the result is ......

It's very hard to think about.

If you want to live, you have to bring some green in life!

In the past, this author was a street hitter, but since he brought a green hat, his results have been out of control, as if there is a certain number in the dark!

The second episode ends with Sekiya calling for takeout, and of course he calls the police.

At the end of the two episodes, Bai Yuhan laughed like a 200-pound fat man again!

He found that he was wrong to blame Lin Chen, the urban sitcom filmed by Lin Chen was not funny, but too funny.

As he often said, the author of the unfinished book is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the next book written by the author after the unfinished book will continue to be unfinished!

Looking at "Love Apartment", Bai Yuhan thinks it's too exciting.

Then, the scene repeats!

Nima!!Nima!!

It's fucking out of context again!

Tomato Video also adopts the rule of joining the membership after two episodes!

In other words, if Bai Yuhan wants to watch the third episode, then he must add members!

During "Soul Ferry", Lin Chen deceived him and opened a membership in Penguin Video!

Now that "Love Apartment" is over, it seems that he lied to him to hold a meeting on Tomato Video Network again!

Mommy's!

Although Bai Yuhan was secretly a little unhappy, thinking about the excitement of the drama "Love Apartment", Bai Yuhan still chose to be a decent person in the end.

Support the genuine!

He decided not to add eggs when eating noodles in the future, save one egg a day, and then opened a membership of Tomato Video with a little pain!

As if it was raising the bar, this time Tomato Video also chose to update five episodes on the same day, and three episodes were preferred by members.

After opening the membership, Bai Yuhan looked down decisively.

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On the other hand, Shi Erzheng was also convinced after watching these two episodes, he is good at this point, that is, he has always liked to talk about things.

Except, of course, his quietness!

In his opinion, Jingjing's efforts are obvious to all, and Jingjing is so beautiful, those black and quiet people's conscience is eaten by his sister.

Although Shi Erzheng also criticized Tong Qing before, I have to say that he still likes Hu Yifei's role.

In the bones, its implementation of the second dispute is a subject!

Although he is single, he likes a girlfriend like Hu Yifei very much to conquer him, and he is willing to kneel under the pomegranate skirt.

Although he is a man, which man does not have a little princess in his bones?

Of course, from liking Liao Qing at the beginning to liking Hu Yifei later, this is also a change in Shi Erzheng's mentality.

But Shi Erzheng, the other people in "Love Apartment", also feels very good, in short, the first two episodes make him feel very happy.

Originally, Shi Erzheng wanted to open a membership to continue reading, but at this time, something happened in the 'Jingjing' group.

There are more than a dozen fan groups of 'Abalone', and as for Shi Erzheng, he is only the administrator of one of them, and he also adds several other groups, but he does not have permission.

Now, these groups are in conflict!

"I just said that "Love Apartment" is good, publicize it, why is it looking for trouble?"

"Aren't Tong Qing and Jingjing good friends?

"That's it, I said that you are just administrators, Lao Tzu spent tens of thousands of yuan for Jingjing, what are you doing?"

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"Don't get me wrong, it's just that now "Bao Qingtian" has just started today, and we need to promote it for Jingjing. ”

"yes, so don't be impulsive, everyone take a step back. ”

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At this time, in his own group, Shi Erzheng also said: ""Love Apartment" is really good, and Tong Qing's Hu Yifei is overbearing. ”

As a result, he had just finished posting, and another administrator approached him for a private chat.

One sentence made Shi Erzheng almost scold his mother: "Why did you rebel with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Betray your sister!

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(Thank you for your understanding and support, very moved, the little gorilla is much better for the time being, usually she makes trouble with the code word I feel annoyed, but at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night fever convulsions made the orangutan almost scared half to death, until now I haven't closed my eyes, I suddenly feel that my daughter is okay, if it's okay tonight, it will return to normal updates tomorrow)