Chapter 121: The Placebo Button
Gao Xuexuan looked at Lin Binghua and said helplessly: "You, you...... Let me say what you are good ......"
Let's talk about Cang Hao's side.
Li Chong, Serchenko, Andreyevich and Mu Bei were obviously poisoned, and after the ink master examined them one by one, his brows immediately furrowed.
However, Master Mo's brows immediately stretched again, and he said in a relaxed tone: "I'll prescribe you a few doses of medicine, and after a course of treatment, it should be about the same." ”
These people were in a semi-comatose state, and after hearing Master Mo's words, they all nodded in unison, and they didn't know if they understood what it meant.
Master Mo turned around and left the infirmary, got a few flavors of Chinese medicine, and handed them to Huang Binhuan: "Cook it and give it to them to drink." ”
Speaking of which, Master Mo prescribes medicine too casually, and it is said that the amount of Chinese medicine should be at least over, and Master Mo doesn't look at it at all.
There are some traditional Chinese medicines here in Cuifeng Village, which are prepared by the ink master every day, and most of them are for physical fitness.
This made Huang Binhuan a little incomprehensible: "Can this medicine cure their injuries?"
"No, you can't. Master Mo shook his head: "It's all some medicine that regulates the stomach, it's very ordinary and common." ”
"What's the use of giving them food?" Huang Binhuan was a little angry: "You are playing our brother, aren't you?"
Cang Hao saw Master Mo's true intentions, waved his hand at Huang Binhuan, and then asked Master Mo: "Right now, you don't know how to treat this kind of injury, right?"
"Yes. Mo Shi reluctantly admitted: "Their injuries are very troublesome, and those throwing knives have toxins on them, which I have never seen." I can stabilize their injuries temporarily, but if I want to cure them, I need to look up some information and exchange opinions with professionals on the Internet. ”
Huang Binhuan was still very dissatisfied: "Then what are you going to do with these stomach-conditioning products for them?"
The ink master did not answer directly, but asked rhetorically: "Do you know that the door button of the elevator is useless at all!"
Huang Binhuan snorted: "You know, what's wrong?"
"The elevator door button is useful, but the door close button is just a decoration, whether you press it or not, the elevator will close after a fixed time. So why do you want to set up a door button?" After a pause, Mo Shi explained in detail: "This is called the placebo button, and the elevator door closes after you press it, which makes you feel a sense of accomplishment and feel that you have played a role." But without this placebo button, the elevator door will not close for a long time, and it will make you feel very irritated. ”
Cang Hao nodded: "That's right, this kind of placebo button is very common in daily life, and for example, the central air control panel of the hotel is actually just a decoration, useless." ”
"The medicine I prescribed them was a placebo button. Mo Shi sighed very helplessly: "Let them think that this medicine is useful, and after taking it, they can stabilize their condition, and in medicine, all kinds of placebos are very useful...... Of course, the premise is that you have to cooperate with me and can't explain the matter. ”
Huang Binhuan was still angry: "I don't care about the placebo button, you just sue me directly, can you save my brother!"
"Yes!" Master Mo nodded with great certainty: "But you have to give me time, I just said, you have to think of a way." ”
"Then hurry up!" Huang Binhuan urged: "Haven't you usually seen a lot of medical skills, find some home remedies from it, no matter how strange the medicinal materials, our brothers can find ......"
"If you don't understand medicine, don't talk nonsense!" Master Mo interrupted Huang Binhuan's words very impatiently: "In a certain lost ancient medical book, there is a mysterious home remedy recorded, and some very strange medicinal materials are used to treat today's very strange terminal diseases...... This is especially the content of online novels, entertainment can be, if you take it seriously, you will die with a sense of rhythm!"
"I agree with Master Mo's statement. Cang Hao nodded: "Human science has developed to this point, and the active ingredients of various medicinal materials can be analyzed in detail and then extracted. If we still believe in the medical experience summarized by the ancients thousands of years ago in a very primitive and rudimentary way, it can only be said that the more this nation lives, the more it falls. ”
"That's the truth. The ink master was not idle, and while talking, he turned on the computer and entered a discussion forum on the Internet. Mo Shi joined many professional groups on the Internet to exchange experience and technology with professionals in various fields, and this time he entered a very professional medical BBS: "I don't need to ask to know, you probably want to tell me about the "Compendium of Materia Medica" or something, then I want to sue you, if modern medicine can't cure Serchenko's poison, it's useless for you to resurrect Li Shizhen." ”
"Speaking of the Compendium of Materia Medica...... Cang Hao once again agreed with Master Mo's point of view: "Many people have deified this book, claiming how great it is, but unfortunately it has not been fully excavated so far. I wonder if these people have seen it at all...... For example, the "Compendium of Materia Medica" has such a record: "A broken straw shoe on the side of the road, wash and burn the ashes, and serve two dollars for wine." If the left foot gives birth to a man, and the right foot gives birth to a girl, the son of the one who is covered will die.'" There are many applications of broken shoes in this book, such as walking too much and swollen feet, the method is to soak straw sandals in the urine tank for half a day, burn red with bricks, put shoes on them, and step on them, so that the hot sores will fester'. I don't know if this is the theoretical basis for using old leather shoes as capsules. ”
"It's more than that. The ink master snorted disdainfully: "There is even more outrageous, the effect of male pubic hair is 'the bite of the main snake, with twenty throats in the mouth, so that the poison does not enter the stomach'." Blessed are you mercenaries, if you are bitten by a snake in the wild, pluck twenty hairs from yourself and put them in your mouth. It's a pity that Li Shizhen didn't say that if the number is wrong in a panic, and there is one more or one less, what should I do? Also, I know that mercenaries also have women, if it is a female mercenary who executes the character alone, what if there are no male mercenaries around, do you want to pluck some hair and tie it on your body for later use?"
Huang Binhuan was dumbfounded: "Is there such a thing? What about female pubic hair?"
"It's also useful. Mo Shi snorted softly again: "Women's yin hair is mainly five showers and yin and yang are susceptible to diseases, but their use is not as extensive as that of male pubic hair. In this way, I think the real value of the "Compendium of Materia Medica" lies in the cultural level, and the concept of dick silk was first proposed. But it's not really curative, sometimes it might be useful, like I just said, the placebo button!"
Huang Binhuan was very surprised and said: "I really opened my eyes!"
"In addition, there are other medicinal materials such as widow's bedside ash, so I won't talk about it. What makes people very helpless is that science has become so enlightened that there are still people who believe in these things, and what is even worse is that there are some stall novels that continue to preach......" Shaking his head helplessly, Master Mo continued: "I have studied Chinese medicine, so I know very well what Chinese medicine is all about, and I know that Chinese medicine must undergo change and self-purification, and get rid of the dross in history." ”
Huang Binhuan was no longer angry: "I understand." ”
"In this forum, I can connect with the world's top medical experts......" Mo Shi pointed to the computer screen, and said: "Your brother's injury, I will definitely be able to heal, I think the most important question at the moment is who hurt them!"
"Khmer Rouge!" Cang Hao told the ink master: "That man shouted twice long live the Khmer Rouge before he died!"
Mo Shi analyzed: "From the Red Clown's use of sonic weapons to attack Cao's real estate, and then to the flying knife monster this time, it shows that the Ghost King Party not only really colluded with Colonel Song Shuang, but also did return to Guangsha. You're not going in the wrong direction, the key question is where they're hiding. ”
"You're on point...... Cang Hao took out a cigarette and took a hard puff: "These two attacks obviously have no purpose, they seem to be just making trouble for us." ”
Huang Binhuan didn't understand: "Why make trouble?"
Cang Hao gave the answer directly: "Kill our living forces, distract our attention, and make it easier for them to do other things." ”
"They are successful...... "Mo Shi said very helplessly: "This time we injured four people, and we were already short of manpower, so it was even more stretched." ”
"Where the hell are they!" Huang Binhuan became more and more angry the more he listened, and roared: "Let me find their nest, it will definitely blow up!"
Cang Hao said meaningfully: "If you want to know where their nest is, you must first figure out one thing......"
Huang Binhuan hurriedly asked, "What?"
"Why did the two of them collude together?" Without anyone else answering, Cang Hao said to himself: "Colonel Song Shuang is willing to cooperate, it must be because the Ghost King Party has what it needs, so what is the most important thing in the Ghost King Party? Of course, it's drugs!"
Huang Binhuan spread his hands: "There are drugs everywhere, why do you have to find the Ghost King Party, it is said that Colonel Song Shuang should hate the Ghost King Party!"
"That's the problem. Cang Hao said word by word: "The Ghost King Party has a drug that other drug lords don't have-zombie medicine!"
Huang Binhuan shook his head: "Doesn't that thing just make people crazy!"
"Last time, we blocked the Red Devil Group's deal with the Eastern Dragon Gang, but we were besieged by zombies. It was a headache for us at the time, and a lot of people were hurt, and now I look back on it and feel a little scared. Cang Hao's gaze became deeper: "At that time, I thought that if the number of zombie potions was large enough, I could arm an army of zombies and be invincible." Even ......"
Huang Binhuan hurriedly asked, "Is there any other possibility?"
"The others may be to launch a massacre!" Cang Hao couldn't help shaking his head: "Imagine that thousands of people, or even tens of thousands, are frantically biting each other under the effect of zombie medicine...... This is a massacre, and it is killing each other, and the slaughterer himself does not have to shoot at all!"
When Huang Binhuan heard this, a cold sweat broke out on his back: "Colonel Song Shuang is really crazy!"
Cang Hao snorted heavily: "He's never normal!"