Fat is really a relative word.

Compared to normal cats, female black cats are already considered fat.

But if it's compared to the big orange next to him....... Then it's just slim, don't want it.

It seems that if there is a comparison, there will be a gap.

The female black cat really had no choice but to sigh, "You really have to lose weight, you see you have folds on your belly." ”

Hearing this, Da Tang glanced down at his stomach, and then smiled nonchalantly, "First of all, it's better to be fat, and be fat and rich." Secondly, you are no better than me, so let's not say anything about anyone. ”

Big Tachibana said as he looked at the female black cat's belly.

Hearing this, and then noticing what the big orange was looking at, the female black cat immediately became annoyed, "Fat cat, believe it or not, I beat you!"

Da Tang still smiled, still full of care, and looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, "Okay, you just, how long have we known each other, I still don't know what you are like?"

Scare!

The female black cat was a little frightened, and her good-looking heterochromatic eyes suddenly dilated, "How do you know?"

"Heh, in such a small place, there's nothing Ben Meow doesn't know!"

"Don't brag, say it well!"

"Well, I was sleeping and saw your husband and the human. ”

“......”

The big orange already has a rough idea of what is going on, and the two cats have indeed known each other for a long time, and the female black cat really wants to talk.

So the female black cat only hesitated for a moment, and then began to tell the story.

Tachibana was a good listener, and waited quietly until the female black cat finished speaking, and then it had a voice, "That's it?"

Female Black Cat: ......

"No, why are you so badly beaten, big orange!" the female black cat became even more angry, "I wonder how you haven't been killed by those humans until today." ”

"Hehe, it's simple, those stupid humans, they don't understand what I'm saying...... I scolded them, and they thought I was selling cuteness. How's that, it's amazing. ”

“......”

The female black cat, who was in an irritable mood, suddenly became even more irritable, and she really didn't want to talk to the big orange guy anymore, so as not to make her mood worse.

"If you're not going to help me, get out of here, and don't bother me," said the she-black cat unhappily.

But of course, the big orange won't go.

"Alright, let's get down to business, though I don't know what you're bothering about......" Tachibana said lazily.

Yes, the female black cat suddenly became even more annoyed, "I just said it, I ......"

Tachibana: "I know what you said, I just don't understand why you're upset about such a good thing. ”

Female Black Cat: ??????

Big Orange: "Don't look at me like that, isn't that a good thing? You've been emphasizing that you think you're living well here, and you have a little happiness, but are you sure it's true?"

Female Black Cat: ??????

Big orange: "There is a saying in human beings that the authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear...... I think you're like you've made up a little illusion of happiness, and then you live in that illusion and think you're happy. Humans call this behavior self-deception. ”

Female Black Cat: ......

Big Orange: "Don't stare at me like that, I want you to really, really seriously think about whether I'm talking nonsense." You've lived here for so long, haven't you really had any difficulties?"

Big Tachibana: "Every summer and winter, when there are no people in college, you don't go hungry? On a bad day, you don't get wet in the rain? You haven't met anyone who doesn't like cats, and it's a kick when you see you?"

Big Tachibana: "Hehe, depending on your reaction, I'm not wrong, these things have happened. You just choose not to remember...... Of course, you can't be blamed for this, I've heard that human women actually have this kind of love fantasy and unrealistic problem just like you. ”

Tachibana: "You wonder if it's the smell." ”

Female Black Cat: ......

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The female black cat wants to beat the big orange next to her to death, which is an impulsive thought.

Once you don't feel impulsive, calm down and let the past go crazy in front of your eyes......

The she-black cat was silent.

Well, in life, there is happiness and there is unhappiness.

In the days of living at Haicheng University, there are more happy times and fewer unhappy times, but there are real ones.

Perhaps, it really chose to forget about those unhappiness and only face happiness.

But is there anything wrong with that?

Isn't that the right way to do this, isn't that the attitude that life should have?

After being silent for a long time, the female black cat opened her mouth and expressed her opinion to Big Orange, which thought that Big Orange would think about it, but he didn't expect Big Orange to act as if he expected it to say this, and directly opened his mouth to give an answer.

"That's right, it's a good way to live. ”

As he spoke, Da Tang suddenly looked at the female black cat's belly again, and then the words changed sharply, and he said something that seemed inconsequential, but was actually extremely critical, "You have really gained a lot of weight recently." ”

Groov!

After getting along with human girls for a long time, the female black cat seems to have learned that human women don't like to be said to be fat, and when they hear this, they will be angry and very unhappy.

I saw that the female black cat suddenly blew her beard and glared, "You are fat, you look at what you have become fat, you are embarrassed to say me!"

Sure enough, the fat man's mentality was good, and he was yelled at, but Da Tang didn't panic at all, and even wanted to laugh a little.

"I'm fat and playful, as long as I keep my mouth shut, I'll lose weight quickly. ”

"But what about you, nay, let me ask you a very important thing, are you pregnant with a cub?"

Female Black Cat: .......

"How do you tell?" the female black cat was taken aback, she hadn't been pregnant for a long time, and she shouldn't have been able to see it.

The guess was confirmed.

Naturally, it was impossible for the big orange to say that it was guessing, so it could only take this opportunity to pretend to force it again, "I said, I know everything." ”

"Fuck off! you need to keep your mouth shut, I haven't told my husband yet. ”

Big Tachibana smiled, "Don't worry, my mouth is notoriously strict!Okay, let's get down to business now, do you know what will happen to your cub if you continue to stay here?"

Groov!

The female black cat's heart tightened, and she subconsciously looked down at her belly, and had nothing to say for a while...... It understood, what Da Tangerine said was right, whether the feeling of little happiness was an illusion or not, the kitten cub that was about to be born in the belly was absolutely real.

If you stay in college, what will these kittens do?

It is confident to feed kittens.

But the question is not whether you can feed it at all!

The female black cat stopped talking, and the big orange didn't speak either, until the male black cat came over and shouted, "Hey, wife, and Big Tangerine, what are you two doing here?" ”

Hearing the voice, Da Tang turned his head, first smiled, and then got up and walked to the side flexibly.

"We're talking about how many cubs your wife is pregnant, hehe, congratulations!"

Female Black Cat: you, you dead fat cat, what did you just say? Isn't it notoriously strict-mouthed?

Male Black Cat:, wife, are you pregnant?