Chapter 17: The Turkey Bird with a Mouthful of Owe
First of all, this big belly is two meters in diameter, but he hasn't been strangled to death, and the Sichuan character wrinkled between his eyebrows tells others that he is in pain.
What is it that makes it painful?
Is your stomach holding up? Or did he kick it just now?
"What the hell is going on?" Liu Feng was puzzled, and he didn't come up with a reason for thinking about it for a long time.
"Silly B, don't you see that he's not human?" Suddenly, a disdain pierced Liu Feng's ears from his head.
Someone nervously looked up at it, and instinctively prepared to defend itself.
When did there be more people? No, when did there be a talking bird? He didn't even notice it, if this person was wrong, this bird had ill will towards him...... Someone shuddeers just thinking about it.
"Huh, this bird can actually talk?" After discovering that this bird was not hostile, Liu Feng also let down his guard and looked at this turkey bird in amazement.
This bird's feathers resemble flames, and its shape resembles that of a chicken, but it is a large circle smaller than a chicken, so it is called a turkey bird by the world in the cultivation world.
For this sentence, the turkey bird was even more disdainful, the kind of disdain from the inside to the outside and from the outside to the inside, the bird said two words in its mouth.
"Turtles. ”
Someone's face turned red instantly, he had forgotten that the birds and beasts in the cultivation realm could speak when they reached a certain level, but this was really the first time Liu Feng had seen it!
"You're scolding me, be careful that I beat you. In order to hide his embarrassment, Liu Feng hurriedly turned the page for this matter, and directly threatened.
"Hmph! ”
Liu Feng: "......"
This bird is not beaten.
Forget it, I don't know like a beast, Liu Feng comforted himself in his heart.
"How do you know he's not human?" Liu Feng pointed to the meat ball and asked suspiciously.
No matter what he thinks, this Ah Da is a person!
"Say you're a turtle, don't you admit it, don't you see him shouting like a puppet and screaming hungry?"
"Getting to the point!" Liu Feng rolled his eyes, he had already seen this, and he still wanted you to say that he hadn't talked about it for a long time.
Who knew that this damn turkey beak was really owed!
"Hey, hey, you beg Lao Tzu," the turkey bird smirked.
Liu Feng: "......"
This... I can't bear it!
He walked over to the tree and kicked it on the trunk so hard that it shook the turkey bird unsteadily.
"I'll let you owe it, let your mouth owe..."Liu Feng kicked one foot after another, the leaves on the tree kept falling and scattering all over the ground, and the turkey bird finally fell down without standing firmly.
"What do you want to do?" the turkey bird asked with fear as he looked at Liu Feng, who was walking towards it with a gloomy face.
"I'll make you owe!" Liu Feng punched and kicked each other, constantly hitting the turkey bird, beating the turkey bird screaming again and again.
However, the more he beat Liu Feng, the more he found that something was wrong, this turkey bird didn't seem to feel pain at all! This scream is too unprofessional and fake!
If you look closely, it turns out that this is the case, and the "scream" with a little enjoyment is also a special thief with a melody.
Liu Feng was so angry, he didn't expect to be played by a miscellaneous chicken one day.
"He's meowing, I'm going to eat roast chicken today!"
This sentence was originally Liu Feng's angry and casual sentence, but unexpectedly, the turkey bird reacted to the thief, and he was frightened and flattered: "Don't, there is something to discuss, Lao Tzu is not delicious, Lao Tzu will tell you." ”
I am thorough, and I dare to call Lao Tzu, roasted and roasted!
grabbed the turkey bird, brutally grabbed a hand of its feathers, frightened the turkey bird convinced and begged: "Stop, the feathers are almost gone, I said, I said, this meat ball is the reincarnation of a starving ghost..."
Liu Feng was stunned, and the movements in his hands also stopped, and the turkey bird took advantage of Liu Feng's stopped movements to hurriedly escape from his clutches, watching the feathers in someone's hands being plucked out of grief.
"Ahhh
Liu Feng: "......" dare to love this chicken is not afraid of being roasted, is it afraid of being plucked?
This fetish is quite unique.
"You say he's the reincarnation of a starving ghost?" Liu Feng asked strangely, pointing to the meat ball, regardless of the turkey bird's grief and indignation.
"If Lao Tzu doesn't tell you, you will pay for Lao Tzu's feathers. The turkey bird was beaked again, and looked like he was at home.
"Okay, I'll strip off your feathers and parade through the streets for a few days, and finally roast. Liu Feng made a threat, knowing that feathers were the weakness of this miscellaneous chicken.
Sure enough, when the turkey bird heard this, his pupils shrank sharply, and he hurriedly screamed: "Don't, Lao Tzu just told you." ”
Someone rolled his eyes, this miscellaneous chicken opened his mouth and closed his mouth.
"Say it quickly. Liu Feng was a little impatient.
"Isn't that just another talk!" the turkey bird beeped, and continued, "To be precise, he is not reincarnated, but a ghost who lives in this body. ”
"Takeaway?"
Liu Feng was stunned when he heard this, and the word "snatching away" was a matter of concern to Liu Feng in his cultivation knowledge, after all, this is really too evil, and if you are not careful, you will not be yourself.
"No, no, no, I said, can you, a turtle, not interrupt Lao Tzu's speech. The turkey bird scolded Liu Feng with disdain, forgetting the scene when Liu Feng had just been plucked.
Liu Feng was speechless, this miscellaneous chicken owes a lot! But he also knows that it is wrong to interrupt others, and he knows that he is not in a bad position with you.
"He is not reborn, this corpse was a martial master in his previous life, and he can be said to be the strongest in this Metaverse, how can he be taken away by a mortal? Are you stupid?"
The turkey bird explained, and then continued to the topic: "After Ah Da was starved to death, he didn't want to enter the underworld for reincarnation, and when he found the corpse of this martial artist, he naturally moved in!"
Liu Feng kept bowing his head, no wonder this big belly was so big that it was not burst, it turned out to be Wujun's body!
There are two situations in which the yin soul is not like reincarnation, one is that he died in a special place like Zhan Nannan, and the other is that as a person with great resentment and unwillingness, he would rather die in ashes than enter reincarnation.
Observing the appearance of this Ah Da, I am afraid that after starving to death, I want to support myself to death!
After all, he's a good guy.
Liu Feng was moved with compassion, and he couldn't bear to look at this big painful appearance.
"You want to help him?" the turkey bird saw Liu Feng's thoughts, and his tone was strange.
Liu Feng nodded, yes, he really wanted to help him, seeing Ah Da like this, he remembered his past.
Liu Feng hadn't seen his parents when he could remember, and his grandmother died when he was in junior high school.
He felt the feeling of hunger and helplessness, so he wanted to help Ah Da.
This kid has a story!
Seeing Liu Feng's deep gaze, the turkey bird knew that Liu Feng had a story on him, and he didn't sell it anymore.
"If you want to help him, there are two ways to do it. ”
"What's the solution?"
Liu Feng's eyes lit up, this was not in the cultivation knowledge given by Jiujiu, but he didn't expect the turkey bird in front of him to know.
Thinking about it, someone thought crookedly, and watched the turkey bird's eyes get brighter and brighter.
Yes, someone's going to cheat again.
Ahem, this description is a bit inappropriate, it should be called the collection of talents.
The turkey bird didn't know what someone was thinking, so he continued to solve his puzzles: "The first way is to let him eat enough, but the starving ghost will never feel full unless he eats to death, as for the second way, hehe, you beg Lao Tzu?"
The miscellaneous bird is stuck and sells a pass, but it is not to mention the second method.
The level of this scumbag is beyond the reach of dust, and it has just been cleaned up......
But Liu Feng knew that the first method would not work at all, first of all, not to mention that the starving ghost Ah Da did not feel full, and secondly, there was nothing to eat in this place! The leaves were eaten, the bark was gnawed, and there was nothing else to eat except this miscellaneous chicken.
Wait a minute!
There is nothing else to eat except this miscellaneous chicken......
"What do you want to do?" Sensing Liu Feng's gaze, the turkey bird was covered in miscellaneous hairs and stood on end, a strong sense of uneasiness came to his heart, and he unconsciously swallowed his saliva and asked.
"Since you don't say the second method, then you have to use the first method, can you see if there is anything else to eat around here besides a chicken?" The corners of Liu Feng's mouth outlined a trace of arc, extremely sinister, extremely ferocious.
"Chicken, where is there a chicken?" the turkey bird didn't realize that the chicken Liu Feng was talking about was itself, and it had been looking left and right to find the chicken.
Suddenly, it understood, and the anger was mixed with horror, and he meowed, the dignified cultivation realm generation of the Martial Emperor was reduced to the point where he was called a chicken and was about to be roasted at every turn.
What an indescribable sorrow!
"I said, I said, the second way is to kill him and free him. The miscellaneous bird hurriedly opened a large distance from Liu Feng in a panic, staring at Liu Feng very carefully, for fear that he would really roast himself.
Liu Feng was in trouble, and he was unwilling to do the second one, after all, Ah Da had already starved to death once, should he be killed again?
Liu Feng is not a, not to mention that he is not deeply involved in the world, and he also has a little empathy for hunger.
"In fact, whether it is the first or the second type, this starving ghost will definitely die, if you want Lao Tzu to see the second type, it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible!"
It is rare that the miscellaneous bird does not owe a mouth, but takes the initiative to analyze Liu Feng.
No one spoke for a while, and the starving ghost Ah Da seemed to understand, and he didn't speak, but the hunger in his mouth was extremely strong, and it seemed that he would only say that he was hungry.
Finally, Liu Feng moved, personally finished off Ah Da, and relieved Ah Da.
Suddenly, a cold aura swept away, and the ghost of a young man in his twenties flew out of the meat ball, frightening Liu Feng to hurriedly retreat a few meters.
He killed Ah Da, and Bao Qi Ah will do something to him.
"Ah Da thanked his benefactor. ”
Yin Soul Ah Da thanked Liu Feng on his knees gratefully.
In the past six months, he has been really miserable, starved to death before his death, and he would rather die than enter reincarnation, he wants to eat enough, the real meaning is to eat once, even if it is ashes.
Luckily, he found a Wujun grave and successfully moved into its corpse, relying on this Wujun's corpse to ensure that he did not dissipate.