Chapter 4: Have you had breakfast?

Agree.

The moment you enter the chat group, the group message pops up.

(Congratulations on becoming a group leader)

"Huh, it's not going to be a swarm of robots, is it?"

Immediately after that, an adult came out to speak, and what he said was the same.

Taishang Laojun: Welcome the Jade Emperor back to the Heavenly Court.

King Yama: +1

Fortuna: +1

Jiro God: +1

Huo De Xingjun: +1

Shui De Xingjun: +1

Platinum Star: +1

Chang'e: +1

Flower Fairy: +1

Dragon King of the Eastern Sea: +1

……

A large number of immortal nicknames were followed by plus one, and the screen was swiped directly, and in the end, it was Taishang Laojun who stopped when he spoke.

But his first sentence made Ji Fei unable to get off the stage.

Taishang Laojun: In order to celebrate the return of the Jade Emperor, let the Jade Emperor send a big red envelope.

Nezha: Okay, good, send a big one. (See Qian's expression)

Tota King: Have I lost my pocket money?

Nezha: Not a lot, not a lot. (Expression in a cold sweat)

Chang'e: Brother Jade Emperor sent me a private message, and I will also send you a private one. (shy expression)

……

Ji Fei looked at the nonsense in the group, sat silently in the breakfast shop, and said that the new official took office with three fires, and he had no experience as the Jade Emperor on his first day, so he couldn't say a word until now.

He really wanted to say that he had something to start playing and nothing to retreat from, but it didn't feel appropriate.

Jade Emperor Little Emperor: I'm only 19 years old this year, and I just turned 18 years old, what kind of money do you think I can have?

God of Wealth: Oh, what age is it, how vulgar it is to raise money, it is better to send some rare objects directly. (smirk)

Chang'e: Yes, yes, the Lun family hasn't seen a gadget in the mortal world for a long time, so I ask the Jade Emperor's brother to reward it. (Pathetic expression)

Erlang God: Ask the Jade Emperor's brother for a reward. (Pathetic expression)

Nezha: Ask for the reward of the Jade Emperor's brother. (Pathetic expression)

King Yama: Ask for a reward from the Jade Emperor's brother. (Pathetic expression)

A large number of the same words in the back are all copied and pasted, and Ji Fei, who watched it, had a big head for a while, and took a bite of the bun depressedly, thinking that it would not be possible to send it.

Staring at the bitten bun in his hand, he smiled.

Jade Emperor: Have you finished eating?

Jade Emperor Little Emperor: Have you ever eaten steamed buns?

Lu Dongbin: Buns?

Lei Gong: Déjà vu.

Chang'e: Is it food?

……

Ji Fei smiled and swallowed half of the bun in his hand.

Jade Emperor Little Emperor: How do you send things to the group?

Taishang Laojun: Jade Emperor, you made this thing, don't you know?

Jade Emperor Little Emperor: After reincarnation, I basically forgot about it. (Expression of embarrassment)

Taishang Laojun: Click on the toolbar, and you can send it by scanning it.

"I see. What didn't surprise Ji Fei was that Tianting WeChat was actually invented by himself in his previous life, no wonder he was the group leader as soon as he came in.

"Boss, take eighty buns!" stood up and waved his big hand.

The boss thought he was joking, but when Ji Fei swept the money over, the boss was stunned.

Holding two large bags of buns, Ji Fei did not go back to the store, but went into a small alley, and he opened WeChat to sweep it.

(Send or not)

After clicking OK, eighty steaming buns disappeared.

There is a big red envelope in the WeChat group.

Nezha: The delicious food is here, grab it.

After the red envelope went out, a message was sent about this Nezha, and then there was a group message that the red envelope was robbed.

Nezha: You haven't even said the beginning of the trick. (Crying)

King Tota: Son, you still have a lot to learn.

A long queue followed.

Erlang God: Son, you still have a lot to learn.

Chang'e: Son, you still have a lot to learn.

Tai Bai Xing: Son, you still have a lot to learn.

King Yama: Son, you still have a lot to learn.

After a while, someone in the group started asking.

Chang'e: Little brother of the Jade Emperor, what kind of stuffing is your bun, it's delicious. (Cute expression)

Yama: Boss, how did I not know that there was such a delicious thing in the mortal world?

Lu Dongbin: It's a familiar taste.

Zhang Guolao: The taste of déjà vu.

Ji Fei looked at the news above and smiled, thinking that of course you are familiar with it, that is donkey meat, dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground.

Little Brother of the Jade Emperor: (coughs) It's donkey meat.

Nezha: Really? It's delicious. (Emoji Enjoyment)

Yue Lao: Why don't we steal Zhang Guolao's donkey and do some more?

Tota: I agree.

Taishang Laojun: +1

Lei Gong: +1

……

(Group news: Zhang Guolao was running away, and he thought the donkey was too slow to carry the donkey and run)

"Haha......" Ji Fei leaned against the wall and laughed.

"These immortals are too greedy, they haven't eaten meat for a long time. ”

No more talking nonsense with the gods, whistling happily back to the store.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw several young people standing inside, shouting: "Tell your boss to come out, otherwise I'm welcome." ”

"I'm the boss. Ji Fei said loudly in the back, raising his legs and stepping into the store.

Several young men turned their heads viciously.

"You're the new boss?" asked a pot head with an arrogant expression.

"I am, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask where your previous boss is?"

"I don't know. ”

"I don't know?" the pot lid smiled coldly, and suddenly said loudly: "If you don't say it today, you don't want to open this store!"

"What do you want?" Ji Fei clenched his fists, he knew that the other party was a member of the Earth Dragon Gang, and he didn't want to provoke easily, he didn't have anything to do, but he was afraid that he would harm Yang Lian's mother and daughter.

"I don't want to do anything, as long as you pay some protection money and hush money, we won't report the news of your store, how about it?"

"I'm sorry, you don't get a dime!"

The clay man still has three points of fire, not to mention Ji Fei, he grabbed the man's neck and pressed him to the ground.

The head of the pot could barely breathe, and coughed violently twice, and his face was like a pig's liver.

"You... You let go of me, my eldest brother is He Hong, you're finished... Made!"

"Oh?" Ji Fei suddenly laughed, he heard the pot lid say that He Hong was his eldest brother, and he was immediately happy, "Okay, which of you calls, let that He Hong come here." ”

Ji Fei pinched each other with one hand.

"Okay, okay, you have a kind, I'll call Brother Hong. The accomplice on the side pointed at Ji Fei and glared at him viciously.

"Hmm... Well, Brother Hong is the one on the bustling street, right... Good. ”

The companion at the head of the pot quickly hung up the phone, and said arrogantly to Ji Fei: "You're finished, you're finished, Brother Hong is angry, you definitely won't survive today." ”

Ji Fei didn't want to ignore him, so he turned over, sat on his back with one butt, and pressed one hand to keep him from moving.

In the store, the two parties confronted each other, Ji Fei was calm on this side, and he was not worried at all, and on the other side, because the pot lid was still in Ji Fei's hands, he did not dare to move.

Swish!

Soon, two Daben appeared at the door, seven people came down from it, He Hong walked into the store under the momentum of the stars and the moon, and shouted as soon as he entered the store:

"Who the fuck dares to ...... Open a store without permission. ”

The first half of the sentence was violent, and when I saw Ji Fei sitting on the head of the pot and looking at himself smiling, his voice became smaller and smaller.

"See, Brother Hong is here, don't you let me go quickly, mud horse!" the head of the pot barked like a human being.

Ji Fei slapped him on the head hard and said, "Who are you scolding? If you dare to say more, I will pull your teeth out." ”

The head of the pot lid knew that the other party could subdue him, and it was not impossible to extract his teeth, so he immediately asked He Hong for help, crying: "Brother Hong, you have to be the master of the little brother!"

Smack! Ji Fei slapped again, "What are you shouting!"

He Hong looked at Ji Fei, swallowed his saliva, extremely nervous, today he brought more people than last time where Ji Fei's opponent was, but he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of his younger brother.

The rules of the rivers and lakes are reported to the family first.

"Earth Dragon Gang, He Hong, the master of the thirty-sixth hall, I don't know what to call my brother?"

"Yannan University freshman, Ji Fei. Ji Fei's answer was purposeful, he wanted to attract the other party's attention to himself, so that he would not cause trouble to Yang Lian's mother and daughter in the future.

"Brother Ji Fei, can you let go of Xiao San first. ”

"Little San?" Ji Fei smiled and patted the lid of the pot under his buttocks, "It turns out that your name is Xiao San'er." ”

"Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu's name is Zhang San!" the pot head scolded indignantly.

"Let him go, answer me a question. ”

"Brother Ji Fei, please speak. Seeing that there was room for negotiation, He Hong's expression also relaxed a little, after all, his injuries were not healed, and the doctor said that it was not appropriate to do it.

"Why can't this shop open? You give me a reasonable explanation. ”

He Hong's face changed, and he sighed and said, "Since Brother Ji Fei wants to know, then I'll tell you." ”

"The main reason is that the original owner of this shop offended the young lady, so no one in the Dilong Gang dared to buy this store. ”

"Offended the eldest lady of the Earth Dragon Gang?" Ji Fei knew that this store originally sold ancient costume clothes, could it be that the young lady of the Earth Dragon Gang didn't like ancient costumes?

Bell bell bell ......

Ji Fei's nerves tightened, and when he heard the class bell, he reflexively trembled.

I saw He Hong take out his mobile phone embarrassedly, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, my phone, the phone is ringing." ”

Ji Fei couldn't help but curse in his heart, what are you not going to use to step on a horse, you have to use the class bell.

"Hey ......"

As soon as he made a phone call, He Hong became soft-spoken, and a woman's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"He Hong, come and fight with me, you are limited to three minutes. ”

From the tone, you can hear that the people over there are in a very unhappy mood.

"No, Miss, I can't leave here because of something. ”

"I'll go to your uncle's! There's nothing more important than boxing with me. ”

He Hong was stunned for a moment, thinking that it was important to be beaten by you? He just thought about it, but he didn't dare to say it.

"No, Miss's shop is open again. ”

"Where?"

"It's the one you can't open again. He Hong reminded in a low voice.

Then he heard a scolding on the other end of the phone, "Grass your uncle, the phone was hung up, and he estimated that the young lady was coming."

"What's the matter?" Ji Fei asked.

"Miss, I'll be there soon, you can explain it yourself. He Hong looked at Ji Fei with some sympathy.

Then Ji Fei threw Zhang San to them, stepped on the ground, and quickly appeared in front of He Hong, scaring the other party.

"What do you want to do?"

Ji Fei patted him on the shoulder, made him relax, pointed to his chest and said, "If the blood stasis is not disposed of in time, it will become a hidden disease in the future." ”

Just now, Ji Fei used Tongtianmu to check the other party's body, this He Hong's physical fitness is not bad, and he was hit by Ji Fei's elbow, but there was some blood stasis.

After speaking, Ji Fei's fingers quickly connected the dots on He Hong's chest, and after learning the four-nine stitch method, he knew the human body's meridians and acupoints well, and then he fell with a palm, and He Hong spat blood from his mouth.

Burst!

A mouthful of black blood fell to the ground, and He Hong's face improved a lot.

"What did you do to Brother Hong?!" Zhang San scolded Ji Fei loudly, but He Hong raised his hand to interrupt him.

hugged his fist at Ji Fei and said, "Thank you, Brother Ji Fei." ”

Zhang San was at a loss, and the angry little brothers around him also became the second monk, looking at He Hong with puzzled eyes.

I don't know why the eldest brother is so good-tempered today, those who dare to look at the eldest brother on weekdays will not end well, why did this kid beat the eldest brother today, and the eldest brother still has to say thank you?

"The grudge between you and me is over, right?" Ji Fei wiped the black blood on his palm, and said with a smile: "I don't want to be an enemy of the Earth Dragon Gang, after all, I'm here to go to school, and I don't want to be entangled with you in this last happy time." ”

He Hong expressed his understanding, and when he talked about this, he also sighed with emotion, regretting that he didn't study hard at the beginning, and came out to mix in society, if he hadn't been lucky enough to join the Dilong Gang, I'm afraid he would have seen the ghost a long time ago.