127 beauty tricks
"You dare to beat me, you actually dare to beat me, I fought with you..." Zhou Xiaoyu was furious, grabbed his hair tightly with both hands, and showed a look of death on his face.
Ling Feng's face darkened again and again: "Let go!" Why didn't you find out that she had the potential to be a shrew when you married her?
"Don't let it go, you bastard, you dare to hit me, see if I don't shave to die..."Before the word 'you' could be spoken, Zhou Xiaoyu blushed and let go of Ling Feng's hair.
"Why did you let go, didn't you want to cut me to death?" Ling Feng asked as he stood by the bed leisurely with his wife on his shoulders?
"You rascal, how dare you take off my pants?
The slap of "snap" hit the ass that was not wearing anything!
Ling Feng: "Go on!"
Zhou Xiaoyu threw her limbs and roared angrily: "Ah... You let me down, I told Mom you bullied me..."
Ling Feng gently placed her on the bed again.
Zhou Xiaoyu hurriedly lifted his pants and glared at him angrily: "It's too much!
"What are you talking about? I have to say it again!" The tall and mighty body covered it, making Zhou Xiaoyu unable to move directly.
"Wow, woo, woo..."Zhou Xiaoyu, who was powerless for a while, cried!
Ling Feng pulled the corners of his mouth and casually put the long towel on the bed on her face. Are you embarrassed to cry?
Zhou Xiaoyu opened her eyes, tore off the towel and wiped her tears angrily: "I don't need to pretend to be kind to you!" Don't think that I will be grateful to you if I wipe my tears with a towel.
Ling Feng glanced at his tearful wife, and said with a calm face: "I didn't give you a towel to wipe your tears." One cry, two troubles, three hangings, and now I'm almost hanging, how can I not fulfill you!"
Zhou Xiaoyu angrily covered her forehead with her hands and wailed: "How could I find such a conscienceless husband as you? Am I blind or blind or blind?"
"I warn you Zhou Xiaoyu, my patience is limited! you polish it out, and there will only be hard life left in the future!" Ling Feng threatened with a gloomy face!
"Me too! To be exact, you have worn out my patience, and you only have a hard life left!" Zhou Xiaoyu replied stubbornly.
"Are you sure you want to go against me!" As soon as she finished speaking, Ling Feng's hand caressed her chest, and her five fingers together became tighter and tighter!
"Ahh Pain Pain Pain ... Let go!" Zhou Xiaoyu's face crumpled, and he shouted with red ears.
"Can you have a long memory if it doesn't hurt?" Ling Feng looked at his wife with an evil expression.
"Let go of Ling Feng, I'm wrong! Am I wrong?" she really couldn't break his hand, so she had no choice but to surrender.
"What's wrong?
"Ahh Tap, it hurts! I shouldn't have scolded you for being a bastard, I shouldn't have torn your hair. "Devil, bastard, bastard! Kill you! It's all light! Don't let me take my chance, I will be merciless when I get it!
"What else?"
"I shouldn't have cut you, I shouldn't... No!"That's all! she's not going to curse herself, she's a good boy.
Ling Feng narrowed his eyes: "From today onwards, I don't want to hear any more swear words from your mouth, if there is another sentence, I will definitely make your mouth unable to get out!"
"Oh, what do you mean?" can you still put her mouth at home? At most, she will be sealed with duct tape!
"You'll understand!" Ling Feng leaned over and slammed her lips fiercely.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou Xiaoyu stood in front of the mirror depressed.
Her lips now hurt like pins and needles when touched, and they were terribly swollen.
She finally understood what Ling Feng meant by making her mouth unable to get out.
But if you can't go out, if you go out with this sausage, the return rate will definitely be 200% or even higher!
Looking at herself in the mirror, Zhou Xiaoyu regretted fighting Ling Feng. He's just a psychopath!
What should she do now? How could she go to the door of the operating room and wait for Zhou Dong?
Looking at his wife, who had completely quieted down on the bed, Ling Feng curled the corners of his beautiful lips: "Are you still angry?"
Nonsense! Are you not angry at making you like this? Zhou Xiaoyu glanced at him and was in no mood to pay attention to him.
"I don't want to be angry! I don't believe you're coming, I'll come back! I promise not to resist!" and willingly!
Can he read minds, guess so accurately? Zhou Xiaoyu vomited blood angrily! Why didn't she find out that he was such a scoundrel before?
"Okay! Don't be angry! I'll go and see if Zhou Dong has come out, you should stay here and don't wander around. With that, Ling Feng walked out.
Zhou Xiaoyu glanced at him fiercely, do you make me so virtuous that I go out to scare people?
Zhou Dong's surgery was still in progress, Ling Feng glanced at the watch on his wrist, it was time for lunch.
Thinking of his wife's angry expression, Ling Feng decided to go out and buy some delicious food to coax her.
Before the gate of the research institute was out, Ling Feng saw his mother walking over with something.
"Mom. ”
"If you don't take care of your wife in the hospital, where do you want to play?" Xia Chan taught his son who wanted to go out with a cold face.
"Shouldn't I go buy something to eat for Xiaoyu?"
"You don't have to buy it, it's got everything. Let's go!"
"Eh, Mom...... Mom, I'll just carry it, you can go back!" This will make my mother see his masterpiece, and I will inevitably have to scold him again.
"Let's go see Xiaoyu together. Xia Chan didn't hand the food to his son.
"Mom, you better not go over. Zhou Dong's surgery, Xiaoyu was in a bad mood, and I had to coax her to eat. It's inconvenient for you there. Ling Feng lied and said without blushing at all.
"Oh, that's going to have to be coaxed. You coax him to eat more, my grandson needs nutrition now. Here, I won't go in. Xia Chan stopped, handed the meal to his son, and then told him repeatedly.
"I know, Mom, you can go back. ”
As soon as Xia Chan left, Bai Zichuan and Lan Wei walked over.
"Why are you here?"
"This is a book about prenatal education for Xiaoyu!" Lan Wei shook the bag in her hand and wanted to continue inside.
"Give it to me!" Ling Feng continued.
"Oh!" Lan Wei was a little confused, but handed it over anyway.
Bai Zichuan continued to walk inside.
"Stop, are you still doing anything?" Ling Feng frowned.
Bai Zichuan was puzzled and looked back at Ling Feng.
"Go back if you're fine! Zhou Dong surgery, Xiaoyu is in a bad mood, I'll hand over the book to her. ”
"Damn! We just came to see her!" Bai Zichuan said angrily.
"No need!" After speaking, Ling Feng glared at him coldly and turned to leave.
His wife's delicate appearance now is not allowed to be seen by anyone except himself.
"Come here, eat!" Ling Feng said as he walked into the ward.
"Don't eat!" Zhou Xiaoyu felt that her self-esteem had been injured and she resisted invisibly.
"Try it if you don't eat it. Ling Feng glanced at his wife leisurely and continued to serve the meal.
Zhou Xiaoyu: "......" just try, I'm afraid of you?
"Hehe! It seems that the morning lesson has not taught you well. Ling Feng looked up at her with gloomy eyes.
"You... What do you want to do?" Zhou Xiaoyu shrank his neck with some fear.
"Guess!" Ling Feng stood up domineeringly, and walked over with a long legged step.
"You... Don't mess around, I have a baby in my belly. As she spoke, Zhou Xiaoyu quickly shrank to the corner of the bed.
"Did you take the initiative or am I tough?" Ugly words are ahead, if you use the strong one, it's not as simple as not being able to get out of the door with your mouth!" Ling Feng squinted his eyes and threatened.
"That's... What's that?"
"Want to know?" Ling Feng asked, raising an eyebrow.
Zhou Xiaoyu: "......" knows that the consequences must be even more serious than now.
Ling Feng looked at her hesitant appearance, leaned over on the bed and grabbed her tender white feet, and said angrily: "Is it that the punishment in the morning is too light, so that you have no memory?"
"Ah, no, no, no, no, I'll eat! can't I eat?" Zhou Xiaoyu's eyes were flustered, and she couldn't care about her self-esteem for a while, and immediately raised her hand in surrender...
"Really?"
Zhou Xiaoyu nodded frantically.
"It's only this time, not an example!" Ling Feng smiled in his eyes, but he didn't show it.
Putting on the shoes of the little wife, she obediently got out of bed and was led to the dining table and sat down.
Ling Feng filled her with a bowl of rice and vegetables.
"Uh... Can I eat less?" Looking at the rice as high as a hill, Zhou Xiaoyu's face was almost wrinkled into buns.
"Yes!"
Zhou Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, why is he so easy to speak? It's not like his domineering style?
"You can eat less, but my son can't eat less. Ling Feng followed up with this sentence.
Zhou Xiaoyu, who was blocked by a simple sentence, wanted to vomit blood!
"Is it human words?" Zhou Xiaoyu whispered underestimated.
"No bargaining! Eat it yourself or will I feed you?"
Zhou Xiaoyu glared at him, picked up chopsticks, and reluctantly poked the rice in the bowl. Mentally scolding him for not being a man, a bastard, a bastard......
"Just poke it, I'll poke you when you poke it!" Ling Feng casually threatened as he saw her inner monologue.
When Zhou Xiaoyu heard this, the angry chopsticks didn't dare to move anymore as if they were frozen.
Ling Feng's eyes that were so sharp that he was holding a knife shot over, Zhou Xiaoyu's nervous hand trembled, and then one of the chopsticks fell off.
"Okay! I'll kill me!" she resigned herself to picking up the chopsticks on the table and reluctantly stuffing rice into her mouth.
A shallow smile appeared on Ling Feng's face: "Don't worry, I can't hold you to death! Your son won't die without help!"
Zhou Xiaoyu: "......" Hehe, I think you have your brain in water!
Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't eat half a bowl of rice, she slowly raised her head and cheekily discussed with Ling Feng again: "Ling Feng, my son protested!"
"Tell him the protest is invalid!"
"I really can't eat it, husband! husband, husband, husband-" Zhou Xiaoyu dragged a long voice and used nirvana, tried and tested again - beauty tricks!
She got goosebumps when she heard this coquettish voice! Emma, she was sick to death!
Ling Feng's heart fluttered slightly, and he raised his eyes to look at her, swallowed the food in his mouth like a gentleman and said, "Eat a few more bites, and I'll eat the rest!"
Zhou Xiaoyu's face finally showed a sweet smile.
No wonder the ancient harem staged beauty tricks all day long, and it turned out that men all over the world were addicted to it!