Forty-five big brother, don't pretend to be too much [Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!]
Wang Xing's slap was extremely loud, and Li Hu's face instantly turned red, and he opened his mouth stupidly and didn't speak for a long time.
Xie Zeyong dragged Li Hu's hair and shook it vigorously twice, and said in a cruel voice: "Big brother, don't pretend to be too much, distinguish between iron and steel, do you understand?"
At this moment, it is the peak of the class, and there are a lot of students coming over in the corridor, and many students have seen this scene, and I think the expected effect has been achieved, and maybe the teacher will have to know if it continues to make trouble.
After thinking about it, he walked over and pretended to be a barricade and said, "Brother Yong and Brother Xing are almost there, and I have a good relationship with Li Hu, we were joking just now, right, Brother Hu?"
A trace of doubt drifted through Li Hu's eyes, and then he nodded hurriedly, "Well, we were indeed joking just now." ”
"Huh?" Xie Zeyong and Wang Xing looked at me suspiciously at the same time.
"Hmm!" I nodded, coughing dryly, "You haven't had breakfast yet, have you?"
"Drink a basket, how is this guy tidy..."Wang Xingti slipped Li Hu's collar back and forth twice, Xie Zeyong next to him grinned at me in understanding, and then hugged the shoulders of both of them at the same time and nodded with a smile, "It's all right, since Bao Bao has said it, everyone is buddies, let's go together!"
As he spoke, he hugged the two of them and followed me towards the direction of the school cafeteria, and I took advantage of this vacancy to lean against Wang Xing next to me, "Where have you two been running these days?"
"Don't mention it very thinly, let a bastard named the Yellow Emperor arrest us, hang on the beam of the house and torture us for two days and two nights, let me and Da Yongzi help to ask for the account the day before yesterday, and yesterday asked the two of us to go to the county government to steal things... it!" Wang Xing spat at the ground hatefully, straightened up his sleeves and stretched out in front of my face as he spoke, cursing, "Look at all the green..."
I smiled wryly and rolled up my cuffs and said to him, "Our treatment seems to be about the same, by the way!
"Why not, but the one named the Yellow Emperor said that if I dare to run, I will kill my mother, do you think I can run?" Wang Xing shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.
Xie Zeyong, who was walking behind us, sighed with palpitations, "I escaped once, and let the Yellow Emperor dislocate my leg, that guy is so ruthless..."
"Not only that, the Yellow Emperor and that dead fat pig are not the same thing, and they have filmed the two of us stealing things! Wang Xing shrugged his shoulders as if resigned to his fate, and sighed, "Alas... People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!"
I nodded, and briefly told me what happened in the past two days, and we had already arrived in the cafeteria, and I grinned at the two brothers who had been separated for a long time, "I thought it would take you two days to come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon!"
"The Yellow Emperor said that you were about to be beaten to death..."Wang Xing glanced at Xie Zeyong, who was looking east and west next to him, and sighed and said, "I thought that no matter how deadlocked I was, it was like this, so I took the initiative to ask to come and help you!"
Hearing Wang Xing's words, I wanted to say in my heart that it was false if I was not moved, although they didn't say anything, but I knew that these two calves must be worried about me.
"What are you looking for, waiting for me to buy you food?" Xie Zeyong kicked Li Hu's calf and stomach, blew his beard at him and glared.
Li Hu hurriedly waved his hand, stood up tremblingly, and ran to the dining window, "I'll go buy food!"
"Brother Yong, Brother Xing, what is the task that the Yellow Emperor has given you this time?" There were no outsiders around, I lowered my voice and looked at the two of them and asked.
"Assi... You don't know, right?" Xie Zeyong grabbed his chicken-nest-like hairstyle, wiped the cyan stubble under his mouth, swallowed his saliva twice, and said: "The little girls in the school are better than the broken flowers and willows in the society, you look at the beauty in line, the little butt is round, although the breasts are not big, but the brother has good skills, and he is a professional breast promoter..."
"You go to the side a little, I'm ashamed to be with you, like a two-sex mule all day long, looking at the old godmother's bottle and wanting to masturbate! Duck man!" Wang Xing pushed Xie Zeyong away with a look of disgust, looked at me and said: "That stupid Yellow Emperor said that the task of the two of us is to cooperate with you!
"Cooperate with me, when the school carries the flag?" I frowned and thought about it, and after a long time, I was still a little puzzled, "What do you say the Yellow Emperor's group of people are trying to do?
"It doesn't have to be our school, I always feel like there's some other conspiracy. Wang Xing shook his head, his brows twisted into the shape of "Sichuan", leaned against Xie Zeyong next to him and asked, "Da Yongzi, you often mix in society, what do you think?"
"Mmmm, yes, at most, it's a 32a..." Xie Zeyong swallowed and spit, his two little eyes still looked at the dining window of the cafeteria, "I think I have fallen, and labor and management have begun to believe in love again..."
"Counting on this second force, we might as well die, forget it, let's take one step at a time, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, if there is no road, let's go for a run!" Wang Xing glanced at the "pig brother" next to him helplessly, and patted me on the shoulder.
At this time, Li Hu also happened to come back with a few bowls of porridge, and while I was helping to pick up the porridge, I asked him with a pleasant face, "Brother Hu, which groups of people in our school are more awesome? Who is carrying the flag of the school?"
"Our school is awesome?" Li Hu glanced up, and after thinking for more than half a minute, he introduced, "The first year of high school is the most chaotic, there is a stick gang that is very ruthless, and there are many gangs of all sizes, the second year of high school used to be the most crazy dick, and now there are many people in Wenjin, and the third year of high school is completely the world of female gangsters, and Xun Suya and Zhang Li are very awesome." ”
"So many forces?" I said, a little dumbfounded.
"That's all I know, and some of the freshmen I can't name are pretty awesome!" Li Hu nodded.
"Then what grade do you belong to?" I asked curiously, after all, it is not a circle, I only knew that Li Hu and their babbling were particularly scary, and I didn't know too much.
"I..." Li Hu touched the back of his head with some embarrassment, and said with a dry smile, "I used to be a madman, but now I'm playing with a few buddies..."
"Oh, that means the dog is extremely thin, isn't it?" Wang Xing sneered and pursed his lips.
The muscles on Li Hu's face twitched, and he lowered his head for a long time without squeaking.
"No, I have to ask the goddess how many phone numbers are, it's hard to say about fate..."Xie Zeyong got up from his seat and jumped out towards the dining window.
"This duck man, ignore him, let's continue to eat..."Wang Xing waved his hand at me, the two of us continued to bury our heads and began to drink porridge, a few minutes later, I suddenly heard a noisy scolding behind me, which was also mixed with Xie Zeyong's angry roar, Wang Xing and I glanced at each other, and reflexively turned around and ran over.
In the middle of the corridor less than six or seven meters away from us, six or seven students wearing high school uniforms were pushing and shoving with Xie Zeyong, and a fair-looking shawl-haired girl stood next to him and twitched.
However, Xie Zeyong, who was surrounded by everyone, was not afraid at all, and pointed at a low-pitched young man with long hair and scolded: "Grass mud horse, long-haired monster!
"Paralyzed, hit him!" the guy with long hair gave an order, and several of his attendants around him surrounded Xie Zeyong and punched and kicked him.
Wang Xing and I ran over without any nonsense, and directly kicked at Changmao's leg, and when he saw the two of us coming, Xie Zeyong also grabbed the young man's hair and pressed it to the ground as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
However, the other side of the guy is not a vegetarian, we started, and the people were not ambiguous at all, they grabbed the dishes and chopsticks on the table next to us and smashed them, and some of them began to kick us from behind.
In a matter of seconds, the two of us were in a mess, and after a while, we heard someone shouting, "The school police are coming!" and we all ran out of the cafeteria.
Wang Xing and I didn't know what was scratching out of the faces, and Xie Zeyong's buttocks and back were full of footprints.
Of course, they didn't get much bargain, especially the "long-haired" nose in the lead was broken by Wang Xing, and he looked very embarrassed, after running out of the cafeteria, long-haired covered his nose and pointed at us and scolded: "Wait for Lao Tzu!" and then left in a hurry with a few people.