279, [The title is really difficult]
In the utility room on the second floor of the answer bar, Lu Yibai looked at the thin booklet in his hand and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"The deeds of other people's sects can be recorded in several thick books, but there are only so few pages in the vein of Mao's "Painful Menstruation"?" Lu Yibai said bitterly.
The booklet in his hand is a detailed record of the ancestors in the vein of "Dysmenorrhea".
Damn, it's so thin, you can imagine how shrunken the content inside is.
Lu Yibai had looked through it once before, but he didn't read it halfway through it, because he was panicked.
This pamphlet is not so much a record of the deeds of the sect as it is "On the Hundred Tricks of the Ancestors and Masters to Die".
Yes, as I said before, the names, genders, hobbies, etc., of the ancestors were not recorded, only ...... How they played themselves to death.
Actually, this booklet can be condensed into four big words - go crazy!
Every ancestor died like this.
It's just that they have their own abilities, with their own talents and abilities, and have walked out of all kinds of different paths......
It can be said that it is very innovative......
The first generation of the ancestor was naturally the best ghost who whimsically used forging techniques to cultivate the human body, and "Painful Menstruation" was created by him.
After he practiced himself to death, the second generation of the ancestor felt that it was necessary for future generations to avoid the mistakes of the first generation of the grandfather, so he made a record, and this booklet was produced in this form.
He didn't seem to think that he would be a part of it when he wrote the booklet......
Then, more and more people joined the army of death......
The essence of the vein of "Painful Menstruation" is the word "reckless".
This road doesn't work?
It's okay, I can jump into the sea and swim over, I can climb the cliff and climb over!
The world is as big as the heart!
Anyway, all kinds of tricks are dead, and all kinds of don't take themselves seriously.
When Lu Yibai looked at the booklet, he was thinking: "When they choose apprentices, do they all adhere to the concept of [I don't accept if they are not reckless]?
Our "Dysmenorrhea" has been passed down for hundreds of years, why is there no mature and stable focus?
Lu Yibai thought like this while taking a sip of wolfberry water.
He started to maintain health in his twenties, and he feels that he is the most mature and stable one, and he will open up a new future for "Dysmenorrhea"!
Of course, he completely ignored how he didn't take his body seriously in his daily life.
But then again, the road to development is more or less accompanied by sacrifice.
It's like a simple sentence in a history book, "We took some detours", and what is behind it is absolutely shocking.
Lu Yibai and Lin Xiaoqi can now practice "Menstrual Pain" safely, also because the ancestors have gone through all the detours.
Only when they reach the end of their ancestors, they will be like them, overcome obstacles for their younger generations, and try to continue to move forward by themselves!
"By the way, the forerunner in the mouth of the ghost is really the ancestor master?"
"Then which ancestor is it?"
"Or, maybe it's which Ancestral Masters?"
Lu Yibai now feels that he is being kept in the dark, and the ghost and Ji Deken must be complicit, and he does not plan to tell Lu Yibai all the truth at this time.
Boss Lu's mentality is very good, Ji Deken will not harm himself anyway, he will say it one day.
After all, I am the next descendant of the "Dysmenorrhea"!
You're going to have to tell me the secret of our vein sooner or later, right?
Is it possible to bring the secret into the coffin?
I'm not confident I'll be able to live with him!
Thinking of the enigmatic age of the old gayhead, Lu Yibai couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
He could only turn his grief and anger into strength, and poured several mouthfuls of wolfberry water.
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On a new day, not long after the sun went down, someone returned to the answer bar - Zhu Er.
After a full fight, Zhu Er went to Wucheng Cemetery to practice cheap ...... Well, it's sword training, and it's only been ten days.
In the past ten days, he had only come back once when the three elders of the Ghost Fox Clan had come to the answer bar, and he had come back by taxi from afar, just to pretend to be forced for a few seconds.
The rest of the time, he basically followed the mute old man to learn swords in the Wucheng Cemetery, and he made rapid progress.
To tell the truth, he didn't learn at all, he was driven back by the mute old man.
No matter how much he cried for his father and mother, and how heart-rending he screamed "My good master", the mute old man was unmoved, and he whipped him with a cane.
If he does not leave the cemetery, he may be smoked to death.
The mute old man wrote a few words on the ground with a cane, telling him that he could only come here to learn swords for ten days a year in the future, not more than one day!
At that moment, Zhu Er was stunned, he only came to study for so many days a year, so what the hell is still called a closed disciple?
So Zhu Er once again showed his natural cheapness, howling and crying, saying something like "Master has the grace of reinvention for me", he will definitely be filial to his master, and try to play the emotional card in vain.
It's a pity that the old man is unmoved.
In his opinion, the named disciples were enough.
Wasn't I just a registered disciple back then?
That person didn't hide his secrets when he taught him, and naturally he didn't when he taught Zhu Er.
It's just a name.
Lu Yibai and the others listened to Zhu Er's crying, and their faces were confused.
The mute old man was still very dedicated when he taught him, but why didn't he want to give him a disciple?
"Are you sure it's not because you're too annoying?" Lu Yibai asked.
He felt that he could understand the mute old man, if this kind of apprentice was a disciple himself, he would follow him every day, and he was afraid that he would lose his life, right?
It's okay to keep a husky when you're old, and you're tired?
And with Zhu Er's temperament, he will definitely pretend to be forced in the future, such as: "Do you know who I am? I am the personal disciple of the Sword King!"
Zhu Er: "???"
However, he and Chen Dinggen are also responsible people after all, and after a few more days in the answer bar, it is time to go back to work.
"Then again, the Ghost Fox Clan hasn't come to trouble again, has it?" asked Zhu Er.
"Hmm. Lu Yibai nodded.
"Hahahaha, I must have been scared by my sword domain!" The evil ghost's crazy smile appeared on Zhu Er's face again.
The crowd didn't bother to pay attention to him.
But before falling asleep, Lin Xiaoqi suddenly said to Lu Yibai: "Boss, the ghost fox clan is really the whole clan with long legs, you say, right?"
Lu Yibai seemed casual, but in fact said cautiously: "Yes, I really didn't pay attention that day." ”
Full marks for the answer!
Lin Xiaoqi gently lifted his nightdress, revealing his straight and slender legs, and said, "Boss, are my legs or theirs good-looking?"
Lu Yibai said indignantly: "How can you compare yourself with the fox spirit!"
"Cut!" Lin Xiaoqi turned his head and ignored him, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl slightly, and he kept his posture at all times, showing off his long legs as much as possible, which was considered a benefit.
I know it's rhetoric, but people are happy!
Ah, the first love has met the master.
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(ps: I wish you all a happy Chinese Valentine's Day~)