Chapter 183: Hilarious Scene
"The countdown is one minute to prepare. ”
"Three, two, one...... Boot. ”
The lights flickered, the music sounded, Huang Li stood on the stage in a professional skirt, and opened with a smile at the camera: "Your happiness is controlled by you, welcome to watch "Xiaolin Talk Show", from today onwards, we will spend every Thursday night with you, I am the host of the show Huang Li."
Now, let's give a round of applause to the famous music creator and host of the show...... Lin Feng appeared with a smile. ”
The scene was thunderous with applause, mixed with cheers.
"Wow wow, it's actually Lily presiding. ”
"Hahaha, Lily was also taken by Mr. Lin, even if she sells herself and boasts, she actually has to bring her friends to praise her, Mr. Lin is so narcissistic. ”
Lin Fengxiao appeared in a formal suit and said enthusiastically: "Hello everyone, I am the host Lin Fengxiao, as you can see, this show has been officially upgraded from an online comprehensive to a TV program, and it has experienced a period of ups and downs, twists and turns and bizarre accidents in the middle, but fortunately, the result is not bad."
Everyone must have heard of one or two reasons, so I won't go into them here, but I want to emphasize one point in particular...... There is no title sponsor for this program, if you are interested, please come to the title. ”
"Poof......
"Hahaha!"
"What you want to emphasize in particular is to advertise yourself. ”
The audience burst into laughter.
Wang Dongwei and others also hooked the corners of their mouths, and the opening was not bad.
Lin Fengxiao continued: "This show is still the first episode to be broadcast on the TV station, but it has been broadcast on the Internet for two episodes before, and it has received rave reviews, and I have received a lot of fan letters. ”
The audience suddenly looked expectant.
Wei Zijun, Du Zhong and others were at a loss, and the show has been broadcast for two episodes, but there is no such link. They haven't received any fan letters, have they?
But on the stage, Lin Fengxiao had already taken out a stack of cards from his pocket, and said matter-of-factly: "Let's see what the first fan wants to say to me, huh...... This is a brother who claims to be a die-hard fan, he said...... Lin Feng smiled, if you don't release new songs this week, I'll die......"
Lin Feng smiled and trembled, and nervously said to the camera: "This was sent last week, a week has passed, and I only received it now...... What, are you okay now, this die-hard fan brother?"
"Hahaha......"
The audience laughed instantly, you only saw it after a week, can people be okay.
Lin Fengxiao changed the next one, his face suddenly became happy, and said, "Look at the message, this is a female fan, she said...... I really want to have a baby with you, Mr. Lin...... Please help convey this sentence to Teacher Huang Li, thank you!"
Lin Feng's face darkened with a smile, threw away the card casually, and said chicly: "Let's replace the next fan......"
There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Co-authoring is not a letter to you, if it is not for you, you will not respond, do you want to be so realistic?
Huang Li also blinked in surprise, why did she still mention her?
Lin Fengxiao continued: "Hmm...... This is also a long-time fan, he said...... Teacher Lin, I've liked you for a long time, can you help me get a sign of Teacher Huang Li, thank you......"
As soon as the words fell, the audience laughed again.
"Hahaha, why is it for Lily again. ”
"Whose fan is this? ”
The on-site camera was also very intimate to Huang Li in the audience.
I saw that she was also stunned, and then she covered her mouth and laughed, shrugged her shoulders, laughing very happily, but she was a little puzzled in her heart, why did she take her again?
Lin Feng smiled and blackened his face, did not respond as usual, threw away the card casually, and said, "Let's continue to replace the next fan......"
Saying that, he looked down twice, his brows suddenly frowned, and then he threw away all the cards in his hand, looked up at the camera and smiled: "Okay, let's not talk about these useless links, let's officially start today's show together." ”
The scene laughed instantly, needless to say, I also knew that this one must also be a letter to Huang Li.
"Hahaha......"
"No, I'm laughing to death. ”
"Teacher Lin doesn't have any fans? ”
The audience responded enthusiastically, applauding, ridiculing, and cheering.
Huang Li couldn't laugh or cry, but she seemed to understand the meaning of Lin Fengxiao's words just now, although she didn't appear on the camera much, but the frequency of her name was higher than Lin Fengxiao's, can the role be insufficient.
Wang Dongwei and the others were all excited, and the field exploded in a few words, this Xiaolin is a little capable.
Lin Feng smiled and pressed his hand, and said with a smile after the scene quieted down: "The show has been broadcast for two episodes, and there should be many people who already know me, but now that I have changed to a TV station, the audience of the program is larger, and there must be many people who don't know me very well, so I will formally introduce me to you first." ”
Coughing and straightening his tie, Lin Fengxiao said: "Hello everyone, I am Lin Fengxiao, born in Linhai City, 20 years old this year, young and promising......
has sung songs, the first hit became popular, now he is a famous creator in the music world, has hosted a show, and now he has his own program on the TV station, he has an absolute successful career, and he has also made movies, and the film and television industry is about to give birth to a fledgling actor, step by step to today, I am also a big star......"
"Wow~"
"Wow~"
"Hahaha, Mr. Lin, you're enough. ”
There was a commotion in the audience.
Lin Feng smiled and looked at everyone, and said seriously: "It's not a joke here." ”
"Poof......
"Hahahaha......"
As soon as the words came out, the audience instantly laughed and staggered, even more enthusiastic than just now.
Lin Feng shrugged helplessly: "Okay, you say yes, but don't look at my success now, but when I was a child, I also had an unbearable childhood."
When I was in school, I was bullied by my classmates because I was too smart, isolated by my classmates because I was too good, and ostracized by those around me because I was too good...... Every time I think about it, I can't help but sigh......"
Lin Fengxiao shook his head, as if he was full of emotion, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, and suddenly said fiercely: "So I want to solemnly announce to the camera today, all the people who bullied me before, you have all listened to me now, and your name will continue to appear in the paragraphs of my show in the future to set an example." ”
"Wow~"
"Hahaha, Mr. Lin, you have a grudge. ”
There was an uproar in the audience.
Lin Feng smiled and turned a blind eye and continued: "So today, let's take my old classmates to make fun of everyone."
For example, my college classmates, now graduated and started to work, there are everywhere in the world, the work is too busy, sometimes I can't go back home all year round, and everyone is very homesick after a long time, but because of the work relationship, we can't go back, so we can only see things and think about people.
Students from Beijing go to eat roast duck when they are homesick, students from Wuhan go to eat hot dry noodles when they are homesick, and students from Sichuan go to the zoo to see pandas when they are homesick.
But I also have a classmate, her name is Huang Li, she is from Inner Mongolia, but now in Zhongzhou, there is no grassland, she is a little difficult to do when she is homesick, every time she wants to see the grassland, she can only go to the stock exchange, look at the endless green ......"