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Chapter 458

"Let the Bullets Fly" has been running for 15 minutes so far.

Yu Linsheng looked at the time, and it was indeed exactly 15 minutes.

In these 15 minutes, the beginning can be regarded as clear.

To put it simply, Zhang Mazi took people to hijack the train, but found that there was no money, and then Ma Bond pretended to be a master in order to survive, and told Zhang Mazi that he would have money as a county magistrate.

Goose County Magistrate.

There is Huang Shilang, a tyrant in the south.

Especially listening to Zhang Mazi's meaning, I don't like to earn money from the poor.

Then the conflict comes.

Not to mention that Huang Shilang also found a stand-in for himself, which seems to be unusually ruthless.

What's next?

Yu Linsheng was looking forward to it.

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"The county magistrate took office to set up a name, win over the gentry, pay taxes and donations, and they paid so that the people could pay the money, and after getting the money, the gentry's money was returned, and the people's money was divided into three or seven. ”

Ma Bond introduced Zhang Mazi to how to be a good county magistrate.

"How can it be seventy percent??"

Zhang Mazi was a little unhappy.

"Seventy percent is from other people, and if you can get three percent, you have to look at Huang Shilang's face. ”

"Whose face is it?"

"Him. ”

Marbond pointed to the hat.

"He??"

Zhang Mazi laughed instead: "I came all the way to lie down just to see his face??"

"Yes. ”

Watching Zhang Mazi take the hat and push it aside, Ma Bond nodded slightly.

"I finally hijacked the lying train and became the county magistrate. ”

"Yes. ”

"I still have to win over the gentry. ”

"Yes. ”

"It's got to be beautiful. ”

"Yes. ”

"It depends on the fucking face. ”

"Yes. ”

"Then I'm not going to be on my knees begging for food. ”

"Then if you want to say this, buying an official to be a county magistrate is really kneeling to ask for food, that's it, how many people want to kneel and have no way to do it. ”

Ma Bond spoke.

Zhang Mazi sighed, and then said to Ma Bond: "Let me ask you, why did I go up to the mountain to be a bandit???"

Ma Bond shook his head and said he didn't know.

"I just can't kneel down because my legs and feet are weak. ”

"It turns out that you want to earn money standing up, so let's go back to the mountains. ”

"Hey, I don't understand this, I've become a county magistrate, why am I not as good as a bandit?"

Zhang Mazi asked a little puzzled.

"In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Shilang, you are kneeling and begging for food, making money, business, not shabby. ”

"Shabby, very fucking shabby. ”

"Do you want to make money? or do you want to stand? ”

"I wanted to stand and make money. ”

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This sentence is very domineering, and at the same time, it also raises the expectations of the audience.

Because Zhang Mazi wanted to take a gun and solve the case, he earned the money, and he was standing.

Then naturally there will be a conflict with Huang Shilang.

Xiao Liuzi began to cut down trees to expose his grievances.

However, Ma Bond said: "It's been more than 100 years, how can there be injustice, who dares to be wronged, if you cut it down and expose the drum, you don't know how much injustice you will have." ”

As a result, Xiao Liuzi still listened to his father's words and directly dragged the drum down.

The rolling drums followed the vendor who sold the noodles.

Then because he bumped into the Wuju people, he kicked him around, and he was kicked directly into the drum.

"The drums are broken, which means that you two are very wronged. ”

Zhang Mazi walked over at this time and said, "Shengtang!"

As soon as the picture turned, Ma Bond sat in the hall and said, "Where does the injustice come from?"

"No injustice. ”

Wuju people directly lifted the seller of cold powder and said.

"Those who are wronged will be wronged, and those who are not wronged will be dispersed! ”

Ma Bond exclaimed.

"It's not me, it's the Wuju master's injustice, the little one doesn't have long eyes, the martial arts teacher who spilled the Wuju master's wine when he was dodging the drum has no appetite, and the little one should apologize to the martial arts master, apologize. ”

As a result, I didn't expect the cold seller to kneel and say in fear.

"I'm not fucking wronged. ”

Wu Juren directly kicked the seller of cold powder aside.

"Dare to say that you are not wronged. ”

Zhang Mazi directly put the gun on the table: "Kneel." ”

"This is Huang Shilang's group training leader. ”

Ma Bond hurriedly said: "You can't kneel." ”

"Lao Tzu is a martial artist appointed by the emperor in the 31st year of Guangxu, and his official position is greater than yours, so you should kneel down for Lao Tzu. ”

Wu Juren said unusually arrogantly.

As a result, as soon as Zhang Mazi took the gun, he was instantly stunned.

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"Haha, Nima, it can't be pretending for three seconds. ”

"It's really laughing at me, fuck me, this martial artist is fucking cowardly. ”

"Isn't this very common? ”

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It's also a joke.

Of course, what was even funnier was that Wuju was beaten, and then he said to Huang Shilang: "This is a slap in my ass, this is obviously a slap in your face." ”

One sentence directly made Huang Shilang spray.

From the beginning until now it should have been a comedic effect that has been walking.

Everyone watched the plot full of tension and at the same time slightly funny.

But this is a movie with the theme of the Republic of China, the Republic of China is a cannibalistic society, and Huang Shilang is not a good person.

The next thing is that Xiao Liuzi will take powder by caesarean section.

He was killed in a pit.

"Damn, fuck it, Xiao Liuzi just died???"

"Yin, what a fucking yin. ”

"Nima, I feel my heart beating right now. ”

"I'm going, it's just a sudden turn for the worse. ”

"Damn,,, Xiao Liuzi just died???"

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Many viewers were slightly angry after seeing this scene, and everyone remembered Xiao Liuzi, and also remembered the sinister Hu Wan.

"It's funny, it's interesting. ”

Yu Linsheng also muttered to himself when he saw this: "I didn't expect that Lin Chen would not play in this scene at all, and more importantly, the death of Xiao Liuzi pushed the plot to the extreme." ”

The climax is coming.

The second is naturally the Hongmen Banquet.

The confrontation between Huang Shilang, Ma Bangde, and Zhang Mazi is also extremely exciting.

Originally, everyone thought that this was a good deal, and since Xiao Liuzi was dead, let's get some benefits.

What's more, the people who sold the cold powder, Hu Wan, and Wuju were all dead.

But then everyone was stunned.

Hu Wan is not dead.

"Tonight, when killing chickens and collecting eggs, you must be on the county magistrate's bed, and don't let people think that they will die in my house after eating my food, and they will die in the middle of the way. ”

When Huang Shilang spoke, the camera was also given to Hu Wan.

"Which is the chicken?"

"County magistrate. ”

"What about the eggs?"

"Did you ???castrate the county magistrate?"

"Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds......"

Huang Shilang grabbed Hu Wan's ears so violently that he said loudly, "My two diamonds." ”

"Don't worry, sir, I'll get you back the diamonds you want. ”

Hu Wan said loudly.

The two of them then had an English conversation.

I'm sorry.

I should.

At this time, Huang Shilang asked: "Do you understand, why did you send you to ????"

"Because I'm dead. ”

"Because I confessed to my master. ”

"Yes, if you live, you will die sooner or later, and if you die, you will live forever. ”

"Understood. ”

"Kill the chicken and get the eggs!"

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The sense of anticipation is officially up.

Originally, everyone was worried.

This pockmark is already drunk, so will something happen to him?

Although he is the main character, he is hard.

But isn't there no protagonist in Lin Chen's movie?

But I didn't expect it, Zhang Mazi was not drunk.

"Sixth son, Huang Shilang died three dogs today, I know, the dog's life can't be worth your life, I originally took the brothers to fight with Huang Shilang to break the fish and die the net and avenge you, but I changed my mind halfway, the fish died and the net was broken and I couldn't take revenge, and the brothers and sisters couldn't take revenge anymore. ”

Zhang Mazi's words also showed that his IQ existed.

Why did he go up to the mountains to be a bandit?

I just can't afford to play with these things.

But now Zhang Mazi has to play with them for the sake of the six sons.

The camera was on the roof, and Hu Wan had already brought someone here.

As for Zhang Mazi, he chose to sleep with Ma Bond.

"I can't drink and bully a widow, so I'm sleeping with you, not with you. ”

Zhang Mazi's words made Ma Bangde happy.

What does this prove?

I'm not green.

Next, there is another classic clip in the movie.

Shots rang out.

Hu Wan and the others didn't know that the county magistrate did not sleep with the county magistrate's wife, so they only killed the county magistrate's wife with random shots.

"I actually fell for you, you and Wuju people are both fake deaths, right? ”

Looking at Hu Wan, who was not dead, Zhang Mazi said coldly.

"Not bad. ”

"Why pretend to be a bandit. ”

"Lao Tzu is a bandit, and Zhang Mazi is my eldest brother. ”

"Then you're the oldest. ”

"The third. ”

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In the end, Hu Wan coaxed again: "Master Huang, he asked us to rob the city as a bandit, and he forced the county magistrate to order the bandits, deceive the gentry, and scrape the people." ”

"I don't know anything else. ”

"Why shot me in bed. ”

"Master Huang said that you are domineering and dangerous. ”

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Saying that, Hu Wan originally thought that Zhang Mazi was going to let him go, but he was shot in the head.

"I said that I can't be the county magistrate, you have to let me spend money to buy this official, and now the official has been snatched away, and you are just dead, she is my wife, I am the county magistrate, and I am Ma Bond. ”

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At this time, as soon as the picture turned, Huang Shilang came anxiously: "How is the county magistrate, how is the county magistrate, you chase, not a single bandit can run." ”

The most classic scene is here.

Huang Shilang looked at Zhang Mazi, who was hugging the county magistrate's wife, and thought they were all dead, so he showed a sad expression: "The bandits, hurt the heavens and reason, the county magistrate has just taken office, and he and his wife are both ......"

"Ahh

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Mazi's 'ah' made Huang Shilang take a few steps back.

"I said that I can't be the county magistrate, you have to let me spend money to buy this official, and now the official is in hand, you are leaving, she is my wife, I am the county magistrate, and I am Ma Bond. ”

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"Damn, Master is going to be angry. ”

"Damn, I'm laughing to death, it's a fucking word-grabbing. ”

"Hahaha, Nima, it's exactly the same, I think the master is going to blow up. ”

"Ma Bond, hahaha, laughing and peeing. ”

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This joke caused everyone in the theater to burst into laughter.

At present, the plot of the movie is halfway through, there are cool points, laughs, and sad points, but on the whole, it is quite cool.

At this time, directors such as Luo Qing, Lu Wei, and Dongfang Ming finally understood what Lin Chen's confidence was.

The film.

Very strong indeed.

"I think we need to be cautious again. ”

Luo Hai thought for a while and whispered to his younger brother: "After I go back, I must increase publicity about the movie "Detective Goofy". ”

"Brother, do you think we will lose?"

Luo Qing asked with a frown.

"It's impossible to say if you're invincible. ”

Luo Hai shook his head slightly: "But I think this "Let the Bullets Fly" is a strong rival, and the current reaction from the theater shows that this movie is a success." ”

It's the truth.

As we said before, the audience's reaction is the most direct.

No, the people in the theater are getting more and more in a state.

At the funeral of the county magistrate's wife, it was also a ring.

Zhang Mazi used a trick to snatch away both Hao Shen and Huang Shilang, but it turned out that it was Huang Shilang's stand-in that was robbed.

Fight wits and courage.

The money of the two major families in Goose City is in hand.

As a result, Zhang Mazi didn't want to leave, he wanted Huang Shilang's money.

And then what.

The next plot is naturally a big hit.

Zhang Mazi sent all the money out.

Issued to the poor.

Then Huang Shilang chose to let his subordinates pretend to be bandits to snatch it back.

In the uncut version, Huang Shilang's subordinates did the big-breasted girl, and they showed a little bit.

It's so fragrant.

But then the abridged version is gone.

Damn it

It's infuriating.

This cuts out and is much less exciting.

As soon as the picture turned, Ma Bond said a lot of things, saying that it was quite disgusting.

"Big brother, you know me, I never do things that bully others, I like to be passive. ”

"Big brother, you know me, with my habits, I don't ask for anything. ”

"Big brother, you know me, if it were me, no one would live to sue. ”

"Big brother, you know me, although I am the oldest in the fifth child, I, I am still known as a virgin. ”

"Don't look at me, big brother, you know me, if I make a move, it should be his husband lying on the table. ”

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At this time, Zhang Mazi said: "I heard that you all have unique skills, but someone deceived me." ”

"Who?"

"Old Tang, such an obvious thing, can a master not see it? This is obviously Huang Shilang's impersonation on a dog day, today is very abnormal, he must have a ghost in his heart. ”

Zhang Mazi analyzed seriously.

As soon as the picture turned, Zhang Mazi brought someone to find Lao Tang, that is, Ma Bangde.

"Who have you had dinner with recently??Have you met Huang Shilang?"

As soon as Zhang Mazi said this, a voice suddenly sounded: "Don't move, raise your hands." ”

"Kid, kid. ”

"Kid?"

"My!!"

"You're a kid?"

"How old?"

"8 years old. ”

"You come out. ”

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As a result, Zhang Mazi was shocked as soon as he came out: "Is this eight years old??"

"Nobody believes it, and I don't believe it. ”

"Three years old is as tall as his mother, five years old is as tall as me, and eight years old is like that." ”

"Your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother......"

The kid suddenly became furious.

The crowd also laughed.

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