Chapter 6: Do whatever you want
Chapter VI
"Great Sage!"
However, at this moment, there were bursts of shouting, many women's voices, and the voice of an old man.
When Wang Xiaoming heard this shout, he remembered that this was probably the seven fairies who picked the peach, and the old man was the land lord of the peach orchard.
"Hmm, someone is calling me my grandson. The smile on Sun Wukong's face retracted, and his stunned eyes looked not far away from the clouds.
"Well, it's the seven fairies who picked peaches here, the great sage, they will tell the Queen Mother about us stealing peaches. Wang Xiaoming said coldly.
The host is doing something again, successfully arousing Sun Wukong's anger, and gaining +100 experience for trouble. 】
The system prompt reminded me again, Wang Xiaoming was happy, doing things is not only action, but even speaking, or from the contemptuous eyes of a bear child, you can also do things and gain experience in doing things.
"Hmph, what are you afraid of, I won't be invited to the peach event, see how I clean them up. Sun Wukong said angrily.
"Great sage and slow. Wang Xiaoming immediately waved his little hand to stop him: "Have you forgotten that we still have to drink immortal wine and eat immortal pills?"
"I haven't forgotten, but is there anything related to the two before?" Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and asked suspiciously.
"Hey, Great Sage, you're confused, if you go to fight with them here, it will inevitably attract the heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling around, how can we have quiet time to do these things?"
"Oh, yes, why didn't my grandson think that he was in a hurry and forgot about this stubble. Sun Wukong scratched his head a little stupidly, and poked his monkey cheeks, and then smiled: "Child, I didn't expect you to be so clever." ”
Wang Xiaoming, hehe, as long as people can think of it, okay? And the direction of this plot, I am very ripe.
"Great Sage, we'll send them away casually later, and then we'll leave quietly. Wang Xiaoming said, secretly thinking that he couldn't delay any longer, finish things as soon as possible, complete the task, and then slip away, presumably in the real world at this time, my mother is about to cook.
Hearing Wang Xiaoming's words, Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Okay, my old grandson will go and send them away." ”
Wang Xiaoming followed secretly, did not show up, just listened to the conversation between Sun Wukong and the seven fairies, however, the seven fairies are indeed beautiful, all of them are fairy, white and beautiful, if it is not for the body of a child now, I really want to tease and tease the seven beautiful fairies.
The plot that followed changed a lot, originally in the TV series, Sun Wukong was set out by himself in the mouth of the Seven Fairies, the Jade Emperor of the Peach Festival, the Queen Mother did not invite him, and because he informed Sun Wukong in advance, there was no such step.
At this moment, what Sun Wukong thought in his heart was to send them away quickly, and now immediately go to drink immortal wine and eat immortal elixir.
Wang Xiaoming sat on the branch of the peach tree for a while, because of his small stature, it was difficult to be detected, and after a while, Sun Wukong was in the fog under the tree, and shouted in a low voice: "Child, we can go." ”
Wang Xiaoming listened to this, and then laughed strangely, his immature little face looked a little cunning, and then suddenly appeared in front of Sun Wukong.
"Oh, kid, you're here, it's hard for my grandson to look for me. Sun Wukong smiled, reached out and touched Wang Xiaoming's little head, and said, "Let's go." ”
If someone else dares to touch his head, it will definitely be a kick, but the one in front of him is the Monkey King, so he can only endure it, but he still has to explain.
A child's head, except for parents who can touch it, if outsiders dare to touch a hair, it will be death.
"Great Sage, you can't touch a child's head, otherwise it won't grow tall. Wang Xiaoming's little face showed an indignant look, which made Sun Wukong stunned for a moment, and then immediately smiled and said, "Okay, my grandson remembers, your head, my grandson won't touch it." ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled at this time, and then said: "Thank you for your understanding, let's go!"
Sun Wukong nodded, then helped Wang Xiaoming, and flew directly to the sky, in the clouds, Wang Xiaoming looked at the surrounding clouds, as well as the palaces in the surrounding clouds, and secretly thought that this is the heavenly court, and today is an eye-opener.
"Great Sage, we have to go to the place where the Queen Mother brews immortal wine, there will be people guarding there, and the barefoot immortal will also come, we will take this opportunity to break them all up, so that you and I can drink immortal wine as much as we want." Wang Xiaoming said to Sun Wukong.
"Oh, okay, that's a good idea, I'll go now. As soon as Sun Wukong heard this, he flew down.
The host has done a big thing, congratulations to the host for getting experience +100 for doing things, and rewarding the immobilization spell. 】
Congratulations to the host for successfully comprehending the immobilization technique!】
The prompt sound of the system made Wang Xiaoming dumbfounded for a while, he didn't expect that he could gain experience in doing things in this way, and he could also get the immobilization technique!
This is one of Sun Wukong's most buggy spells!
This is the rhythm of the gods!
Back in the real world, you can really do whatever you want!
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help laughing out loud with a pig's voice, then looked at the immortals who flew over not far away, and said softly with the mentality of trying it: "Definitely!"
The immortal who originally stepped on the clouds immediately fixed in mid-air.
Wang Xiaoming was curious and secretly wondered what kind of immortal this was.
Driven by curiosity, Wang Xiaoming's figure also flew towards the air quickly.
With the Seventy-Two Kinds of Change Technique, Wang Xiaoming can not only soar through the clouds and fog, but also fly as he wants, and now with the Fixation Technique, it is even more refreshing.
So the question is, what Wang Xiaoming is curious about is that the fixation technique belongs to the seventy-two kinds of change techniques?
However, after thinking about it carefully, none of this is important, anyway, these spells belong to you, so you can do whatever you want.
Coming to the immortal who was fixed by Wang Xiaoming, he blinked his eyes, and then said in shock: "Oh, mom, isn't this Taishang Laojun?"
Full of gray hair, but energetic, but the expression of being fixed looks a little funny, if he has a mobile phone, he must take a picture and make an emoji.
Isn't it powerful to use the expression of the real Taishang Laojun to make an emoji?
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for using the immobilization technique to immobilize Taishang Laojun, and did something offensive to the gods of the heavenly court, and gained +100 experience for trouble]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for imagining that Taishang Laojun made an emoji, and did a big thing that defied the world's disapproval, and gained +200 experience in making trouble]
The prompt sound of the system made Wang Xiaoming can't help but look up to the sky and laugh, this is so cool, it's really doing whatever you want, fixing Taishang Laojun, imagining that Taishang Laojun's expression is an emoji, and you can also get experience in making trouble, who else is there in this kind of sassy operation?
Just ask who else?