Gu Fan in the training ground, holding a cigarette without fire, is no different from a smoker.

Although Gu Fan has no addiction to smoking, he can't stand the boredom. In this strange place, the only thing that can kill loneliness is smoke.

Gu Fan came to an instructor with a cigarette and asked embarrassedly, "Do you have a fire?"

When the instructor heard that someone was borrowing fire, he was very angry and turned around to look at Gu Fan and immediately put on a smiling face, "Grandmaster Gu, smoking is not allowed here." ”

Gu Fan handed the other party a cigarette, "What do you mean that you can't smoke, I smoked at least 2 packs of cigarettes on the podium yesterday, you look at those generals who smoke every day, this is unfair treatment, only the state officials are allowed to set fires and I am not allowed to light the lamp?" ”

Gu Fan Ke was not interested in those generals, although he respected them on the surface, he didn't take them seriously at all in his heart.

The instructor smiled awkwardly and took a cigarette handed over by Gu Fan.

Looking at a panda printed on the cigarette butt, his eyes lit up. "Grandmaster Gu, where did you get the red panda?"

"Donald gave it, do you have a fire or not. Gu Fan said impatiently.

"Grandmaster Gu, wait a minute. The instructor said flatteringly, then turned to look at the soldiers below and whispered, "Rabbit cubs, whoever has a lighter hidden there should hurry up and bring it over." ”

Gu Fan stood there in surprise, Damn, it turns out that there is still this kind of sassy operation.

A group of soldiers looked at their instructor and then at Gu Fan, thinking that it wouldn't be fishing law enforcement.

Who is Gu Fan, he is a master's degree graduate in psychology, and he can see the fluttering eyes of several guys at a glance. After understanding what they were thinking, "I told you to smoke today, and whoever wants to ask you for something, tell me my name and go get the fire." ”

A soldier cautiously walked out and looked at Gu Fan, "Grandmaster Gu, what you say counts." ”

Gu Fan snorted coldly, "When I speak, it doesn't count, have you gotten less benefits in the past few days?"

As soon as the soldier heard the amusement, he had been in this ghost place for almost ten days, and he had not had time to smoke a cigarette, and his mouth had long since faded out of the bird. "Report to the instructor, I have an upset stomach and need to go to the toilet for convenience. ”

With one soldier taking the lead, the other soldiers enthusiastically followed, "Report to the instructor, I don't feel sick to my stomach and need to go to the dormitory." ”

"Report to the Instructor ......"

"Report to the Instructor ......"

Gu Fan touched his head and thought to himself, "Damn, this group of soldiers should be stupid, collective diarrhea, you are food poisoning, can this reason be more far-fetched?"

"Hurry up, hurry up. Just get things done. The instructor waved his hand and gave it all approval.

A group of soldiers and instructors from other phalanxes looked at Gu Fan's side in surprise, not knowing what they were doing.

Looking at the only four soldiers left in his phalanx, the instructor looked at Gu Fan apologetically, "Grandmaster Gu, I'm really embarrassed." The people under him are not sensible. ”

Gu Fan waved his hand, "I asked them to get the cigarettes, what are you embarrassed about." ”

After a while, a group of soldiers ran back with plastic bags in their hands.

Gu Fan looked at each of them with at least ten cigarettes in their hands, and some of them still had cigarette butts in their bags, and they looked like they had smoked half of them and put them back. I was very surprised and asked curiously, "Where did you hide your cigarettes?" ”

One soldier touched the back of his head embarrassedly, "In the water tank of the toilet." ”

Gu Fan nodded, "What about you?"

"In the pillar of the bed!"

Gu Fan looked at a soldier's plastic bag that was extraordinarily long, and asked curiously, "What about yours?"

"Suspended ceiling above. ”

"Quilt in the mezzanine. ”

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Gu Fan was a little surprised, these are all talents, and they have tried all kinds of ways to hide cigarettes.

Gu Fan gave them a thumbs up, "Awesome, you guys are really awesome, not fake awesome." ”

The instructor smiled awkwardly, glared at his subordinates, snatched a cigarette and a lighter from one of his subordinates and lit them for Gu Fan, and took one in his own mouth.

The soldier looked at the cigarette in his hand and wanted to cry.

Gu Fan took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and threw it to the soldier, "Smoke, don't stand stupidly, you can smoke whatever you want." ”

One by one, the soldiers watched their instructors light cigarettes, and dozens of soldiers opened the bags and began to swallow the clouds.

"Cool" A soldier took a sharp puff, and the cigarette went straight halfway.

"It's been a long time since I've smoked, and it's really exciting. ”

Gu Fan looked at them and squatted down, "Don't be so restrained, how do you want to stand and stand, it looks like you are standing in a military posture, and you look uncomfortable." ”

The soldiers looked at Gu Fan and smiled, they began to like this grandmaster from the bottom of their hearts, they didn't have a fight, and they always thought about them when they did things.

The other phalanxes in the distance saw this side and swallowed the clouds, and some soldiers swallowed and smeared, and glanced at their instructors. sighed, and complained in his heart why Gu Fan didn't come to his own phalanx.

Some instructors glanced at their subordinates and coughed dryly, "When you're tired, squat down and rest!" After speaking, he trotted to Gu Fan's phalanx, asked the soldiers next to him for a cigarette, lit it, and smoked.

The soldiers watched their instructors go to smoke, and their hearts were even more uncomfortable. "The gap, how big is the gap between people!"

A group of instructors beside Gu Fan also squatted on the ground, smoking the red panda given by Gu Fan, smacking their mouths, thinking in their hearts that the red panda is a red panda and deserves to be a special cigarette.

Looking at the relaxed soldiers, Gu Fan felt a little proud in his heart. "Who were you all before you became soldiers?"

"I'm from rural G City!" replied one of the soldiers, puffing out his cigarette.

"Z City, Tianxiang Town," said a soldier.

Gu Fan pointed at the soldier, "Fellow countryman, you are from that village in Tianxiang Town." ”

The soldier looked at Gu Fan and was surprised, "Hedong Village, where are you Grandmaster Gu?"

Gu Fan slapped his thigh, "Lao Tzu is from the town, come to the town to play with me in the future, and I will invite you to drink." ”

The soldier was overjoyed, and one of the grandmasters invited him to dinner, which was a lot of face, "No, no, Grandmaster Gu, I'll invite you to drink when you come to town." ”

Gu Fan glared at the soldier, "Damn, don't give me face, right, I say I invite, I invite, don't call me any Gu Grandmaster, it sounds uncomfortable." Just call me Gu Fan!"

Men, the best way to get closer is to smoke and drink, if it doesn't work, go to prostitution together, this set of methods is unpleasant. It's okay if you don't smoke, but if you drink, no, okay, don't you use it below? Don't you love this? You're awesome, I don't play with you anymore.

After a few cigarettes, Gu Fan and this group of soldiers gradually became acquainted.

Gu Fan chatted about these daily routines and occasionally talked about the affairs of the troops, and he also had a general understanding of this base in the second district.

Donald and others came to the training session together. Looking at where a group of soldiers were smoking, Li Dong frowned, and was about to step forward to reprimand, but when he saw Gu Fan squatting in the crowd, he suppressed all the resentment.

Li Dong coughed dryly and reminded his officers and soldiers to converge.

When the officers and men saw that their big leaders were coming, they all stood upright as if a mouse had seen a cat, threw the cigarette butts in their hands on the ground, and stood upright. Some were even unsteady on their feet and almost fell.

Gu Fan glanced at Li Dong, "Why are you so serious? Close to the people, do you understand the soldiers? Let these soldiers be afraid of what you are doing, and it is not war training." I know you have a cigarette in your pocket, take it out and give one to those brothers who smoke to relax. ”

Li Dong looked at Gu Fan strangely, and he didn't understand why Gu Fan did this.

Donald took out an eye from his cigarette case and handed it to a soldier who had just put out the cigarette, "Smoke." ”

The soldier shook his hand again and again, "Thank you, chief, no need, I just smoked it." ”

Gu Fan cut off, "Something that has no guts, your cigarette will be extinguished after just one puff, that's called smoking." ”

The corners of the soldier's mouth twitched, but he thought in his heart, "Boss, I'm not you, you're the grandmaster, you dare to be unscrupulous in front of the chief, we don't dare." ”

Gu Fan stood up and moved his squatting legs and feet, "It's the cigarette I let them smoke, so don't punish them." A rare day of relaxation, let all the soldiers disperse. ”

Donald shook his head, "There will be something to announce later, after the announcement, let them disband." ”

Ye Lao looked at Gu Fan with a smile, "Tell me, why are you doing this?"

I yawned, felt a little dizzy, and smoked a little too much. Gu Fan looked at the soldiers who had already assembled, "Although their bodies have been relaxed, they are still too nervous mentally. If you continue like this, you won't get the best training results. ”

General Li Dong frowned and was puzzled, "Why?"

"When people are highly mentally stressed, their bodies are more likely to be tired and completely unable to reach normal levels. Gu Fan threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground and crushed it. "It's better to take a day off to let them relax. Training will be more effective. ”

Donald smiled, "Okay, listen to you, you will be their chief instructor in the future." ”