"No, this is your room. ”

"This is my room, how is it possible, when did you come over?"

"I saw that you were asleep, and then I came, and I was very scared over there, so I wanted you to come and accompany me. Even though you're asleep, I feel safe lying next to you. Lu Ming, you look really good when you sleep, you are fascinated by me, I once wanted to kiss you. Shangguan said wordlessly as if coquettishly.

Lu Ming thought to himself, it seems that this woman has not sobered up yet, otherwise she would not have said such nonsense. He smiled faintly and said embarrassedly: "There are some things that can't be said nonsense, so let's do it, since you like these rooms, then I'll go next door." ”

was about to leave, but Shangguan Wuyan grabbed his hand. "Hey, am I that terrible? Why don't you talk to me? Is it because the 10 dishes I asked you to make yesterday were too demanding, so you are angry or is there some other reason? If you tell me the reason, I can know what I did wrong, and I will change it until you are satisfied, right?"

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the woman, and there was a cute and cute feeling, Lu Ming was always ruthless, so he muttered: "I didn't mean that, the 10 dishes I made yesterday, you can just think it's delicious, I'm not angry, it's just that you shouldn't know the rules of this game, men and women can't lie in the same room, unless it's a couple." ”

Shangguan listened to Lu Ming's words speechlessly, his face was confused, and he felt as if he had heard an alien language.

"It's good to be a husband and wife, then let's be a couple, so that you can sleep together every night in the future. ”

Why don't you even understand this truth, does she never have the concept of a difference between men and women in her mind? Or is she just pretending to be stupid, but in fact she is a master of the game.

Lu Ming was a little unclear whether this woman was really stupid or fake. "Shangguan is speechless, I don't have time to tell you this, but we will be separated after dinner in a while, I hope that if you meet a man in the future, don't do this husband and wife, it is to do a lot of things that only two people can do. ”

"I've thought about it, after eating your 10 dishes, I decided not to part with you, I want to be with you, I can taste your dishes every day, this is the highest state I pursue in my life. I know you are reluctant to part with me, since I have made a decision, you should be happy, or are you afraid that it will be troublesome to cook for me every day in the future? Shangguan's speechless and ignorant appearance is really cute.

"It's not a question of whether to cook or not, it's that we can't be separated, because you're now assigned to the Volcano Realm, and I'm from the unknown realm, so it's impossible for the two of us to be together. The only reason we came here was to continue cultivating, reach the highest level, and then welcome the arrival of the evil clan, otherwise, why would we have worked so hard to come over?" Although Lu Ming had lost his patience, he had no choice but to explain to the other party.

"Ah, how can this be, then I will give up my identity as a volcano country, and I will join your unknown realm, so that I can eat your food every day. Don't worry, I won't eat and live in vain, I will obey whatever you want me to do, ah, I'm afraid that I can block knives for you and bullets for you on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, just don't be separated from you, I can also like you every day, cheer for you, and forward all your things for you, but everyone can know that there is such a person as you, don't you think it's good?"

It's really stupid and cute, Lu Ming feels that he can't explain anymore, it's better to hit his head and die, and save a lot of worry.

"Shangguan is speechless, are you sent by God to punish me? I have already made it clear enough, why do you still feel ignorant, do you really don't know or fake don't know, I'm going to be driven crazy by you. ”

Shangguan stood up wordlessly, put his hands on Lu Ming's shoulders, and pouted as if he wanted to kiss his mouth. "Brother Lu Ming, just promise me, I can really do anything for you, even if it is really for you. Don't we have a spirit pet? You can be a spirit pet when I am a spirit pet, I am very well-behaved, I will do whatever you want me to do, if you are unhappy and let me be quiet, I will never speak, if you want me to serve tea and pour water, I will go to serve tea and pour water, absolutely say the same. You say I will never go west, you say let me die, I will never survive. ”

said it tragically, it softened Lu Ming's heart, he never thought that he was so invincible, and he was crazy by such a little girl.

"I don't know if you can join the Taoist sect, and I don't know if you can enter the Taoist sect with me to practice. But you say that you are so well-behaved, if I don't accept you, wouldn't I be too sorry for myself. If you want me to take it, you can do it, but I have my conditions. ”

Shangguan was speechless when he heard this, and he jumped on Lu Ming's body in ecstasy, and the whole person was tightly attached to the other party's body.

Lu Ming felt soft on his chest, he didn't expect such a little woman to have such a big murder weapon, at this moment he had some small evil thoughts in his heart, I was afraid that as long as it was a man, he would have such thoughts, and such thoughts were quickly shattered.

"You come down first, you come down first!"

Shangguan bit his lip wordlessly, and reluctantly got off Lu Ming's body. "What's the matter? Tell me what conditions you have, and I'll promise you. ”

"In the future, can you jump on me at every turn, this is very bad, it is easy to cause misunderstanding when people see it, and it will also make those people who eat melons envious, jealous and hateful, maybe I don't know if I am killed one day." Lu Ming explained helplessly.

Shangguan was speechless and disapproving, and said with a smile: "Okay, whatever you say is what you say, I won't jump on you at most in the future, it's still okay to kiss you." As soon as he finished speaking, he kissed Lu Ming's forehead.

Lu Ming was almost about to collapse, in fact, such a little affair might as well be a stimulating feeling for him. However, this kind of thing can only be done in private, and if it is too intimate in front of the public, I am afraid that it will really cause discomfort to others. Another thing he couldn't figure out was that since the two of them were here to carry out the mission, why did he always feel that Shangguan Wuyan was here to play, and where was there still a little bit of the image of a thief leader.