Chapter 30: Kuroko gets drunk
So much has happened lately.
After dinner, Zhang Xuejun took advantage of his free time to go around the side of the field road outside the village.
I haven't come out for a long time, and this time, Zhang Xuejun deliberately took a few extra steps to sort out his thoughts by the way.
It was already dark.
The village has already started to light up the lights one after another. One by one, like in a cotton field, ripe cotton blooms one by one.
After the beginning of winter, the days are getting shorter and shorter. Time is running out!
When he came back, Zhang Xuejun thought as he walked, but he didn't notice that there was a black shadow pestle in front of him in the middle of the road and almost crashed into it.
Zhang Xuejun was startled at first, but fixed his eyes and saw that it was a person standing in the middle of the road. If you look closer, oh, it's that Zheng Heizi.
Zheng Heizi leaned on a wooden stake, smelling of alcohol.
"Kuroko, it's so late, what are you doing here?"
Out of politeness, Zhang Xuejun hit first with a smile.
"Hmph, what? wait... Waiting for you!" Zheng Heizi seemed to be angry, unable to stand steadily, and concealed his drunkenness.
A smell of wine spurted in his face, and Zhang Xuejun habitually patted it with his hand.
"Wait for me, what's the matter?" Zhang Xuejun asked strangely.
Zheng Heizi asked defiantly, with a hippie smile, "Don't you know... I don't know.. Father.. Lao Tzu, is there anything I want to do with you?" After speaking, he took two steps and staggered towards Zhang Xuejun, and at the same time, raised his two hands and danced in the air.
Zhang Xuejun is not a good corner, and when he found that the comer was not good, he had already taken precautions. Seeing Zheng Heizi's hands coming straight to him, he said it was late, it was fast, he gently pushed and pulled with his hand, and hooked with his foot below, Zheng Heizi, who was five big and three thick, couldn't stand still, staggered forward, and almost fell, Zhang Xuejun hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
"Get out! You pull, Lao Tzu... can't pour" may be that the strength of the wine has come up, Zheng Heizi not only began to stand unsteadily, but also couldn't even speak.
It was already dark, and there was no one to be seen.
What if you leave the drunk Zheng Heizi here and have an accident? We must not let him sleep here alone. Zhang Xuejun pulled one of Zheng Heizi's hands over and put it on his right shoulder, and his left hand held it tightly. Then he stretched out his right hand, wrapped his arms around Zheng Heizi's waist, and slowly walked back to the village.
At first, Zheng Heizi didn't let him hug him, he always wanted to break free, but he was weak after drinking, struggled a few times, and was hugged hard by Zhang Xuejun.
The two of them clung to each other, staggering, taking three steps and making two steps, staggering and slowly moving forward...
After walking a few steps, Zheng Heizi always had to stop and vomit, so that Zhang Xuejun's body and shoes were full of his vomit.
The two heads kept touching each other, I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, Zheng Heizi's mouth full of wine always kept blowing on Zhang Xuejun's face, blowing so much that Zhang Xuejun wanted to vomit...
It usually only takes about ten minutes to return to the village, but at this moment, Zhang Xuejun seems to have walked for a day. After walking a few steps, he had to stop again and pick up Zheng Heizi, who was about to slide down.
Stop and go, Zheng Heizi, who is five big and three thick, made Zhang Xuejun so tired that he was already sweating profusely, and his whole body was soaked.
At this time, how he wished that someone would come to his aid, he was a little exhausted...
The key is which group Zheng Heizi belongs to and where he lives, Zhang Xuejun hasn't figured it out yet. Thinking of this, he was indeed very tired, so he stopped, took out his mobile phone, flipped out Long Dajun's phone, and dialed it...
After a while, the dragon army arrived on a motorcycle.
The two laboriously put Zheng Heizi in the middle of the motorcycle, clamped him tightly one after the other, and rode to Zheng Heizi's house.
Long Dajun was familiar with the road, and in the dark village, he turned seven times and eight turns, and arrived at the door of Zheng Heizi's house in a short time.
"Kuroko daughter-in-law, Kuroko daughter-in-law.." The Long soldiers kept shouting before they got out of the car.
"What's wrong, what's wrong..."The Kuroko's daughter-in-law ran out of the house in a panic, with a rag in her hand.
"Your sunspot drank too much, and he fell asleep alone outside the village, and was discovered by Secretary Zhang..."
Before Long Dajun finished speaking, Zheng Heizi's daughter-in-law began to scold: "You don't know how to live or die, you know how to drink all day long, why don't you drink to death..."
Zhang Xuejun got out of the car first and helped Zheng Heizi down. After Long Dajun parked the car, the two helped him into the house together.
"Kuroko daughter-in-law, where is this sunspot..."
Entering the hall floor, Zhang Xuejun and Long Dajun stood in the middle and didn't know where to go.
"Don't care about this dead pig, let him die..."The black daughter-in-law was still angry and coldly pointed at the ground.
Zhang Xuejun was already too tired to say anything, so he could only persuade him, "Daughter-in-law Heizi, he has drunk too much wine now and needs to rest, you see where we send him..."
Seeing that Secretary Zhang had spoken, Heizi's daughter-in-law hurriedly stepped forward to catch Zheng Heizi and helped her into the bed in the inner room with Long Dajun.
The dragon army also came out sweating profusely, wiping it with his clothes as he walked.
The sunspot's daughter-in-law followed out, looked at Zhang Xuejun and smiled: "Thank you Secretary Zhang, and personally send my sunspot back!
"It's fine. I saw that he was outside the village, and he drank too much alcohol so late, and I was worried that he would be in danger. So, inform the army that the two of us will send it back together" Zhang Xuejun said while panting and wiping his sweat, and after speaking, he glanced at Long Dajun and motioned for him to go.
On the way back, Zhang Xuejun asked a little strangely: "Heizi's daughter-in-law looks okay, why did she marry Zheng Heizi?"
Long Dajun smiled and said, "Speaking of which, there is still a story!"
The dragon army began to tell from front to back....
Don't look at this Zheng Heizi who is five big and three thick, with a square head and a big face, he used to rely on his uncle Wu Shiren to be the secretary of the village branch, walking sideways in the village, causing trouble, not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of his daughter-in-law.
really responded to that sentence, the brine points to the tofu, and one thing drops one thing.
Heizi's daughter-in-law's surname is He, she is relatively beautiful when she is young, and she is a beauty in ten miles and eight villages. The He family opened a big supermarket in the town, and the business was quite good, and the family conditions were among the best in the town. She is the only daughter in the He family, and his father and mother are regarded as the pearls of their palms.
Xiao He has been pampered by his parents since he was a child, and he is used to the life of a young lady who has clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth, and it is inevitable that he will develop delicate habits, and ordinary people will not look down on people at all.
I heard that there are a few boys who don't know whether they are alive or dead want to pursue her. But the eldest lady of the He family is either not handsome, or the suspect's family does not understand the customs, so she "blacked out" people a few times.
Later, when I met a few people she liked, other boys couldn't stand her eldest lady's temper, and didn't dare to associate with her anymore, so they "kicked her".
That's it, the high is not the low. After a year, he was still unmarried after the age of twenty-five or sixteen.
In the countryside, the dolls of twenty-five or six-year-old women can go to the street to make soy sauce. Seeing that their daughter was lonely all day long, the parents of the He family were also very anxious, and asked people everywhere to say that they were together, to see which family had the right one, matchmaking, and matchmaking, it didn't matter if the family conditions were almost there, as long as they were diligent and fast.
This Zheng Heizi has been fooling around outside since he was a child, he dares to do anything in fights and brawls, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and his parents have no way to treat him. I don't have a serious job, and I do everything for three days and two days to dry nets.
The Zheng family's parents can't see their son like this. The water always flows to a lower place! There was no way, so he came to his uncle Wu Shiren with a thick old face, and wanted to ask Wu Shiren, who was a village cadre, to discipline him.
Wu Shiren originally wanted Zheng Heizi to work in the village. didn't think about it, Zheng Heizi couldn't stay in the village at all, and still went out to hang out all day.
Wu Shiren saw that this product was not a cadre, so he no longer forced him. It's just that I have three chapters of the law with him, and I am not allowed to cause trouble again, otherwise, I will drive him back.
Look at this Zheng Heizi is also twenty-six or seventeen years old, and he is still a single, if he helps him find a daughter-in-law to take care of him, he may be able to settle down.
So, Wu Shiren also asked people everywhere to eat and help his nephew find a daughter-in-law.