171, [cute, want to ......]
There is always a deviation in the thinking of men and women, for example, now that the weather is hotter, Lu Yibai thinks that he can wear fewer clothes, while Lin Xiaoqi thinks that it is hot and it is time to buy new clothes.
Lin Xiaoqi is not in the bar now, so he went to buy new clothes with his small waist.
In the living room, there is a person, a cat and a ghost, and the combination is a little strange.
Although Hei Fat couldn't hear what the boss and the ghost were talking about, it seemed that something was wrong with the posture, a bit like a negotiation. So it immediately jumped on the table and stood beside Lu Yibai, acting as a background board to press the boss of Taishang.
I'm black and fat, majestic, and with a little brother like me behind me, I must have looked extraordinary.
Seriously, the ghost said that it knew ancient tricks, and Lu Yibai believed it.
In the small workshop in Yangcheng that day, all the mechanisms set up by Ji Qiuli were seen through by ghosts at a glance.
I don't know how it does it, but it's certainly done something in this area.
Lu Yibai said that he was not interested in the ancient tricks, which was absolutely a lie.
"Do you want to learn?" the ghost said again when he saw that Lu Yibai did not react.
Its voice is always hoarse, giving the impression of a frictional sound, sounding eerie and somewhat uncomfortable.
Lu Yibai followed his heart and said, "I want to." ”
Then he said in unison with the ghost, "You beg me!"
The goblin was just about to laugh heartily, but was caught off guard by Lu Yibai's sudden attack.
Lu Yibai had a "I knew you would say that" expression, and he didn't bother to continue to pay attention to it.
Fortunately, Lao Tzu is witty and will answer!
Although he has been with the ghosts for a long time, the ghosts have been pitted all year round.
Now, the resentment in it may be stronger than the ghost. It is said that resentment is something that can be absorbed and "eaten" by ghosts, and it has been producing and selling it for a long time......
Once given the opportunity, the goblin will definitely seize the opportunity to disgust Lu Yibai, but unfortunately it failed again this time.
Lu Yibai read the notebook by himself, and said in a casual tone, without raising his head: "Xiao Hei, you said that if I threaten it with a soul nail, will it teach me?"
His voice was not loud, and the black fat couldn't hear it clearly, it scratched its head in confusion, and was embarrassed to ask, "What are you talking about, boss?" Now that there are outsiders present, it looks very unimpressive!
It doesn't matter if the black fat can't hear clearly, the ghosts can hear it.
It wants to go crazy with anger in its heart now, and it still wants to threaten me?
Just suck me, and you still want to threaten me with this thing?
Lu Yibai closed the notebook, glanced at the ghost, and said, "I'm just talking." ”
With that, he lifted the lion umbrella and scattered the ghost's clone with one umbrella.
He would love to learn the trick, but if the instructor was a ghost, he would rather not learn it.
If the trick is too delicate, an accident will occur if you are not careful, and if you make a small mistake, there will be serious consequences in the process of making the mechanism. He didn't think that the goblins would be so kind and would do their best to teach him.
I'm not bad if it's not yin, okay?
Boss Lu took a sip of wolfberry water and said, "This kind of cheesy routine of the old man in the magic weapon is obviously not suitable for me." ”
Ghosts or use them as power banks with peace of mind, and when you don't have energy, you can suck a wave.
About an hour or so later, Lin Xiaoqi, who had bought new clothes, went home with a small waist.
Holding the new clothes in his small waist, he ran to Lu Yibai's side excitedly, spread out the clothes, and said, "Yibai Dad, do my new clothes look good?"
"It looks good, and it looks good with a small waist. Lu Yibai touched her little head and said.
The clothes Lin Xiaoqi bought for his small waist were the kind that fit better, and he didn't buy too big clothes for his children like most parents.
Children grow up fast, and buy clothes that are on the big side so that they can continue to wear them next year.
As a result, many people almost didn't wear new clothes that fit well in their childhood......
By the time it fits, the clothes are all old!
Of course, this is a more homely and well-lived approach, but who calls the boss of the road rich and coarse?
After a lot of commotion, the day passed like this. After replenishing Ye Yiyi's yang qi bomb, Lu Yibai gave his little maid a hint in his eyes, signaling her to hurry up and take her small waist back to the room to sleep.
Ye Yiyi couldn't understand the meaning of Lu Yibai, and immediately hugged her small waist.
"Oh, shame on you, huh!"
Then, Lu Yibai pretended to be very casual, hugged his pajamas, and walked into Lin Xiaoqi's room.
Lin Xiaoqi recalled yesterday's scene, his fair face couldn't help but flush slightly, and he said angrily: "Boss, didn't you finish measuring yesterday?"
Lu Yibai glanced at Lin Xiaoqi's fair and well-proportioned calves under his nightdress, and under the cover of the nightdress, he could still see how slender his legs were.
He smiled, "The leg hasn't been measured yet!"
Lin Xiaoqi glanced down at his legs, imagined the scene of being measured, and couldn't help but put his legs together slightly.
There was a slight embarrassment between her eyebrows, Lu Yibai had already squeezed into the quilt, she couldn't beat him out, and some were reluctant to do it.
Lin Xiaoqi turned sideways and began to pretend to be an ostrich.
Let him be.
It didn't take long for Lin Xiaoqi to exclaim in a low voice, biting his lip and saying, "There...... Didn't you measure it yesterday?"
Lu Yi said shamelessly: "When you are old, your memory is not good, and you forget the data, so measure it again." ”
is still the classic line in "White Deer Plain":
"It's shameless, it's so comfortable!"
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Answer to the door of the bar, under the locust tree.
Zhu Er and Chen Dinggen stood together with large bags and small bags.
In addition to bringing native eggs, Chen Dinggen also brought some food from the mountains to supplement the nutrition of his little niece who had not yet met.
Zhu Er brought precious materials, as well as a box of dolls, dolls, and toys.
You know, if children's toys are genuine, the price is actually not cheap. Zhu Er is very generous every time he makes a move, and he feels that his little niece will definitely like him.
As he thought so, he smiled with a sinister smile.
As soon as they entered the house, they saw the cat riding girl. The two fox ears move back and forth with the bumps, which is called a lively and cute.
Lu Yibai picked her up, and then introduced her to Zhu Er and Chen Dinggen.
Xiaoxiao was not afraid of life, looked at Zhu Er, and said, "Uncle Pig, you look like a star on TV when you laugh!"
When Ye Yiyi watched unscrupulous idol dramas, Xiaoxiao occasionally looked at it twice, and Zhu Er's smile was the same as the male protagonist in the idol drama, frantically conveying a message: Do you think I'm handsome?
Zhu Er naturally didn't understand the meaning of the small waist, but as a compliment, his heart immediately melted.
Look at those star-like eyes, it's so bright!
It's time to show the toys in the box!Hahahahaha! Why don't you jump into Uncle Zhu's arms?
When he opened the box, he saw Xiao Waist take a look at it, then ran to Chen Dinggen, pointed to the cage he was holding in his hand and said, "Uncle Big Man, is it a chicken inside?"
Chen Dinggen nodded, and he brought a local chicken.
"Wow! it's so cute!" said Xiaoxiao, who squatted down and stared at the local chicken in the cage, "It must be delicious." ”
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