Shout out

"I love to twist my ass! yes!" Li Lin shouted to the sky with a solemn expression, his little ass still writhing.

Wendy's eyes almost popped out at the sight.

What the hell is this?

Don't you want to be so ashamed?!

Just when Wendy thought that someone had gone crazy, a voice suddenly sounded in the air, "No, your twisting ass dance has been neglected to practice, and the twisting amplitude is not as good as before." ”

Li Lin stopped writhing his buttocks in shame, and said expressionlessly: "Improve next time." ”

"Well, I like your attitude. The voice was raised and seemed to be happy, "Say, what are you looking for me?"

"Help me see which path is the safest way to the Church of Light. Li Lin said.

"This ...... It's not going to be easy......" The voice hesitated, "Alean has been invaded by darkness, and even we goblins don't like to come into contact with the dark forces. ”

"Help me with this, I treat you to strawberry cheese. Li Lin said immediately.

"Deal!" The voice hurriedly responded, and in the next second, a small figure appeared out of thin air, looking at Li Lin with bright eyes.

The little man, about the size of a palm, looked like a short, fat man, about thirty years old, but he had a long, thick beard, and his beard almost fell to the ground.

Goblin!

Living goblins!

"Ahh!!!h

Isn't that a legendary creature?!!

Could it really exist!!

The goblin seemed to be frightened by Wendy's scream, and he also cried out in horror, "No, you didn't tell me, there was someone around you!"

"Is there a difference?" Li Lin asked indifferently.

"Of course there is a difference!" the goblin turned, and somewhere he found a small bag, pulled out several cosmetics from it, and scrambled to get it.

"What are you doing?" Li Lin squatted down and looked at the goblin.

"Tidy up your appearance!" "The goblin is brushing his beard with a small comb, and at the same time he takes out a piece of cotton cloth and pours lotion on it, "Although we goblins don't usually show up in front of people, as long as they show up, we must show our best side!"

Li Lin: "......"

After an unknown amount of time, the goblin put the bag away and turned around again, only to see that his beard and face had become neat and shiny.

And the beard is also tied into a bow so as not again

Hanging to the ground.

"Hello, I'm a gentleman of the elf clan, and my name is Quinn. The goblin walked up to Wendy and said politely, "I'm interested in dancing with my ass and I like strawberry cheese, I don't like horses, but I like grassy milk candy, oh, by the way, did you watch last week's football league? Also, I like to eat apple pie, but apples have to be chopped, and last time I ate apple pie with a whole apple in it, and believe me, you won't like it, it's as disgusting as an unpeeled banana! By the way, have you ever eaten grilled lamb chops? On my one hundred and second birthday party, Jimmy and Martin actually grilled lamb chops for me, and if you knew those two people, you wouldn't believe it was true! They are famous misers, the kind of people who can count fifty-three years with a copper plate! Last time, I spent two months, seven days, twenty-one hours, thirty-one minutes and thirty-one seconds with him in the tavern to get Jimmy treated, and he didn't surrender until he had drunk all the wine in the tavern, and you know what happened to him? He actually took a counterfeit bill! Oh my God, he lost all the faces of the goblins! The fake copper plate is acceptable, but what is the fake banknote? I can't even take out the fake copper plate, and I am really ashamed of him! Ah, I remembered again, Jimmy has a younger sister who is not much different from her brother......

The goblin was still chattering, Li Lin couldn't stand it, and directly interrupted, "Quinn, I'll talk about this later......"

"No, don't you know that it's rude to interrupt someone and talk without a point?" said Quinn, with his hands on his hips, very serious.

Li Lin: "......"

The goblin talked for a long time, and finally came to an end, he didn't know where to find a can of cartoon drink, raised his head and poured several sips, before blinking and saying, "By the way, No, what are you looking for me?"

Li Lin: "......"

"Oh, I remembered!" Quinn tapped his head, "You want to go to the Church of Light, right?"

"That's right, help me find a safe path. Li Lin nodded and said.

"Yes, you can, but you're so strong, wouldn't it be nice to fight all the way. Quinn tilted his head.

"I'm going to amplify my moves, and now I have to accumulate strength and not consume too much. Li Lin gave a very pertinent answer.

The goblin pursed his mouth and grinned, "Okay, remember the strawberry cheese you said!"

"No problem. ”

"Also, the cheese must be sprinkled with cocoa powder!"

"Good. ”

"Also, the strawberries must be from the diamond strawberries of Monterey Farms!"

"Can ......"

"By the way, please refer to the recipe I gave you last time for cheese making, and the ratio of milk to water must not deviate in the slightest!" Quinn said solemnly.

Li Lin's eyes widened, "I promise you all this! You can go and help me find my way now?"

"Roger!" Quinn puffed up, saluted, and then turned and disappeared.

"Dampsey...... Just that was

Really goblins?" Wendy rubbed her eyes, still in disbelief.

"Dear little lady, of course I am a real goblin. Quinn reappears next to Wendy.

"Ahh

"I haven't left yet!" Quinn put his hands on the back of his head and laughed, "I just made it invisible to you!

"Quinn!" Li Lin suddenly said, "If you don't go and help me quickly, I'll tell him about the bad apple pie you stole from Jimmy for twenty-one years!"

Quinn's eyes widened suddenly, "My old goblin, how do you know this!" Jimmy always boasted that he had a twenty-one-year-old apple pie, so I secretly ate it, and he was so angry that he sold another thirty-five-year-old lemon pie (broken) for a copper plate...... How could you possibly know about such a secret thing!"

"You said it last time you came to my house for wine. Li Lin said.

"This can't be!" Quinn shook his head like a wave drum, "Even if they are drunk, the goblins are the most secret-keeping race! We don't talk much, we don't talk much, we don't chew the root of our tongues, I bet with Jimmy's piggy doll, there is no race in this world who knows that silence is gold better than us!"

Li Lin: "......"

Wendy: "......"

What a liar!

The noisiest race in the world is you!

I saw that Quint even turned his lips into zippers in order to prove that he was very secretive, but after his mouth was locked by the zipper, he still didn't know what he was talking about.

It seems that even the zipper can't stop them from talking......

Li Lin shook his head, knowing that if he didn't explain it clearly, he would be consumed here today, so he squatted down, stared at Quinn's eyes and said, "When you drank wine that day, you said that it was not good to add magic ingredients without the fate system, so I added the sixth-level fate magic 'honest and honest traveler' to the wine, and after you drank it, you immediately told a bunch of secrets." ”

Quinn was stunned for a moment, then unzipped the zipper on his mouth, "I seem to have an impression, don't you...... OMG!!"

The goblin suddenly hit his head on the ground, his forehead sticking to the ground, "No, you actually yin me." ”

"That's what you asked for. Li Lin said expressionlessly: "You know, I used the 'honest and honest traveler' almost ten times before I succeeded that day, and you still laughed at me for being stupid." ”

Quinn: "......"

If you think about it, it seems like this is really the case?

"Alright, No, congratulations, your threat to me has worked, I'll go and help you find your way right away, but don't forget the strawberry cheese afterwards!" Quinn said with his face pressed to the ground.

"Of course, but how long are you going to stick it on the ground?" Li Lin said lightly.

"Help me. Quinn tried to get up with his hands on the ground, but his forehead was still glued to the ground, "Just now I put a little super glue on my forehead to show that I am very sad, and now I can't pull it out!"