It's painful, it's not treated, it's funny, it's a trick.

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The farce lasted for a long time, but the two of Yakumo, Melly and Hakurei Renko, ...... Ahem,Correct,It's the two pairs that do bring a lot of joy to our boring Hakurei shrine.,Of course,I'm not sensitive to this.,Of course, it's good to be funny.,As long as the funny goal isn't me.,So,In this case,Night slowly falls.。

"Hiccup...... It's been a long time since I've eaten so full...... Hehehehe, I didn't think you could cook, didn't this make me even more determined to make you my successor. "Due to time reasons, dinner was settled at Hakurei Shrine, of course the ingredients were not available, I asked Murasaki to bring them from my refrigerator, but just when I was going to work as a coolie, I was refused.

'The Commander can't cook himself. Melly said this to me, and then she and Lianzi finished this table with Lotus Seed, which was enough for five people, and I have to say, Cowman, really Cowman, so I was a lot more relaxed.

Just as we were eating and drinking, and picking our teeth while looking at the old Motorola 12-inch black and white color TV in the shrine, the shrine suddenly welcomed three unexpected but reasonable guests.

"Yo, how did you find this?" I flew the toothpick bomb into the trash can and stood up, "Happy?"

"Well, very good. "Two of the people who came were Rikako and Chiyuri, and we left when they beat up Yumemi Okazaki, but I didn't expect them to find the shrine by themselves, and we were going to go back and pick them up, "As for why we were able to find this, of course it's ......"

The two of them retreated left and right, and Yumemi Okazaki, who had a blue nose and swollen face and ragged sideburns, stood in front of us like a dumpling, huh...... It looks like it's still alive, but it's hard to be sure, because it's obviously tighter than Ramses II, and it's obvious that it's the lump of Aunt Mu in front of you...... The mummy came with two people.

"Thunder Monkey......" Okazaki Yumemi opened her mouth and we almost laughed, her front teeth were knocked out, and her speech kept leaking, and the pronunciation that was already a little ridiculous became even more bizarre now, "......"

"Okay, okay, I'll take you to Yonglin to fill your teeth first. I waved my hand and signaled to Yumemi Okazaki not to talk anymore, it was just that the tooth was missing, and it would be solved quickly when it was handed over to Yonglin, "Purple, I'll leave the rest to you." ”

"Well, you've done enough this time, I'll take care of the rest. "There's not a lot of work left, including the registration of a group of people, accommodation allocation and the entry of character information, as well as a specific introduction to the entire Gensokyo, such as where it's safer and what is more dangerous, and so on, if only Zi herself says it, even if she takes it herself, I don't worry, but fortunately, there is Lan, but there won't be any problems," Melly and Renzi will live with me first, but I can't call the shots with the two of you, so after I'll introduce you to you later, you can choose for yourself. ”

In this way, we divided into two ways, I took Okazaki Yumemi to the Eternity Pavilion, Yonglin and Kaguya had already returned, and when I saw the tragic situation of Okazaki Yumemi, Yonglin was stunned.

"It's ...... What happened?"Yonglin is a doctor, but at the same time, he is also a human being, and he is curious, "Oh, I see, the pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, right?"

"It's not that serious, it's been beaten. "It's not a hassle to get the knocked tooth back in, it's just that you need some special technology, eh...... What is certain is that it is definitely not glued, "You treat her first, you treat me while telling you, a lot of things have happened today......"

An hour passed, and Yumemi Okazaki's little white teeth were back to normal, of course, the bruises and purple bruises all over her body and the swollen face that had been enlarged for a whole circle could not be restored for the time being, and after this hour of telling, Yonglin also knew what stupid but funny stories had happened today, including my dream last night.

"So we have new friends? Or ...... Just Yakumo's friend?"

"It's true that they're all close to Yakumo, but, do you think I'll allow it?"

"That's right...... Hey, alright, get up...... Oh hell, the effects of the anesthetic haven't passed yet. Yonglin shouted twice at Okazaki Yumemi but found that Okazaki Yumemi did not wake up, so she began to wonder if she had just had a little too much anesthetic, "It won't hurt your brain...... It doesn't matter, it's the same whether the brain hurts or not. ”

"You're quite optimistic...... "Bayi Yonglin, what a wonderful person this is...... Even after knowing each other for so long, I've always felt the same way, thinking about the things we used to fight together, heh, how long has it been.

"Are you qualified to talk about me? You guy who can giggle for a long time even when your head is cut off...... So, what are you hiding? Don't tell me that you can only control dark creatures after you get this original sin badge from another world......?" Obviously, even Zi never doubted me, "You still have at least one ability hidden, what is it?"

"Alas...... Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you, it's just ...... Look down for yourself. I motioned for Yonglin to bow her head, and even if I didn't say anything she would, she would definitely do so, because she must be tickling her leg right now.

"I ...... What is this!" Yonglin lowered his head and immediately found that the floor was crawling with black flesh insects at some point, each of these insects was half the size of a fist, and there were no other organs except for the two tentacles on the head, which looked greasy and disgusting, and at this time, some of these insects were squirming up along Yonglin's legs, and the terrible thing was here, where these insects crawled, the stockings on Yonglin's legs were dissolved silently, "You have played too much!"

Yonglin directly shook all the bugs that climbed on her calves out, and the bugs were already black paste when they landed, but it wasn't for me, yes, I just called them out and saw what instinctive movements they had, I swear.

"This is another ability I've had since I got Soul Eater, do you want to see it? Now that you see it, how do you feel?" I ordered the bugs to stop their activities, and the bugs stepped away from Yonglin's side and gathered at my feet, "Don't be stunned, come and give me my thoughts." ”

"You want to accompany me with a new pair of stockings and...... You'd better explain to me what these things are. "Yonglin was annoyed, not only because of the simplicity of ruining a pair of stockings, but also because of my disgust for this ability itself.

"Black Worms, their main ability is to invade living beings to absorb life force and convert into the magic of the original sin badge holder, so I don't plan to use it, because magic is useless to me now, I have almost infinite magic power, and the fact that I can't release magic is not my lack of magic power, so this trick is actually useless for me now, and there are no creatures in Gensokyo that can be used to absorb life force. "It's a chicken, really chicken, at least for me.

"Really? I have a question. Yonglin began to realize that he might have taken the initiative to cause trouble, "These insects have no other organs except the antennae on their heads, how can they invade the body of living beings?" and...... What are the tentacles for?"

"What are their antennae for? Are you a creature failure?" "Antennae are important sensory organs of insects, mainly playing the role of smell and touch, and some also have auditory functions, which can help insects to communicate, find the opposite sex, find food and choose egg-laying sites and other activities, which even elementary school students know, of course, for me, black insects who have no other organs, antennae can also play a role in maintaining balance and breathing in water, but I can't believe that Yonglin can't think of it," As for how to invade the body, haven't you just seen it?"

“...... Seriously?" After Yonglin's idea was confirmed, he didn't believe it.

"Of course, do I have to lie to you? Black worms can invade their mouths, and if the intruder closes their mouths, they will choose to invade from the mouth below, and if the target doesn't have a mouth below, then from the behind. "Once the black worm invades the target, it will not come out again, until the target dies, the black worm in the body will also die together, these worms are endless and completely obey my orders, of course, the effect of the chicken ribs cannot be changed," Ah, by the way, they leave a kind of slime when they wriggle, this slime can dissolve clothes, of course, this is only the most marginal function. ”

"But how do I think this is the main function?" Yonglin's eyes at me have changed from looking at me like a perverted look to a more serious look at the perverted astringent demon tentacle madman insect emperor's eyes, although she didn't say it, but she couldn't hide it from me, because her body had betrayed her, and she had already taken several steps back from my position without even realizing it, "You can explain it no matter what...... No, no matter how much you wash the floor, you can't change the fact that this is a silver worm!"

"No, it's a biological weapon created for the purpose of taking the lives of others and converting them into their own magical powers......"

"It's a silver worm, it's a silver worm, right? ”

"It's all said that this is a device that can parasitize other creatures by invading and extract life force and convert it into magic......"

"So it's a silver worm, right, it's a silver worm anyway!"

"Okay, it's a silver worm, what do you want?"

“...... You will be forbidden to use it in the future!"

"Well......" I sighed and took back all the black worms, "I didn't plan to use them, I took them out to show you because you wanted to see them yourself...... Of course, to be honest, I also wanted to test their performance, and I'm sorry to scare you. ”

"It's not that I'm scared, it's just that I find it incomprehensible at first sight, and ...... Why is my whole body disappearing?" Yonglin's abdomen was completely exposed, and his chest was almost precarious.

"Ah, because the slime spreads by dissolving clothes, it's best to take off your clothes as soon as you're sure you've got them...... "It was an accident, this time it was really an accident...... It was an accident just now! Yes, it was an accident! There was absolutely no private instruction or concealment!

"It's not too late!" Yonglin disappeared in an instant, and reappeared a few seconds later, the clothes on his body had been changed into a new set, "It's just that you're going to pay me a whole set of clothes." ”

"It's easy to say......"

On the other side, Purple took the four of Mei Li to Ah Qiu's house, Barnyard Mansion, right here, a group of four people are registering and recording the detailed situation, not only Ah Qiu, Lan is also here, the two people are responsible for detailed records and character registration, and at the same time, Purple is telling about the various locations, characters and precautions in Gensokyo, her face is very big, this is true, but not everyone will buy it, such as underground forces, or a certain flower field.

"Mt. Yokai is a very special force because it is a combination of many forces, including the Tengu clan, the kappa clan, and various wild gods, as well as the Moriya Shrine faction, one of the representatives of Gensokyo Shintoism, which uses the god Yamato and the indigenous gods as the benchmark of faith. At this time, Murasaki happened to talk about Youkai Mountain, "But considering your hobbies, you should be interested in Kappa Heavy Industries, after all, they ......."

Yakumo Purple already knew Rikako's hobbies, so she deliberately mentioned Kappa Heavy Industries here, after all, they are the first industrial industry in Gensokyo except for me (the moon is not included in the calculation), even the emerging industry of the Earth Spirit Temple nuclear power industry is much worse than them.

"Are the kappa heavy industries you said really that powerful?" Sure enough, Rikako was directly interested in the kappa heavy industries industry chain located in Genbu no Sawa, just like her character and pursuit, "MS has been built, and can it still be practiced?"

"Of course, I'm not afraid that you won't believe me if I say it, according to their own words, that's called ...... Oh yes. Purple suddenly stood up from the chair, put her heels together and made a loud noise, and then held up a cucumber stolen from somewhere, and shouted, "Fool! River Will's Science and Technology Gensokyo No. 1! It is the technological crystallization and supreme glory of the Kappa race......'s wisdom!"

Purple shouted out the previous declaration of Nitori in one breath, then calmly sat down and wiped her sweat, and threw the cucumber in her hand on the table without any embarrassment.

"Oh, that's right...... How does that compare to Qin Yueyang? He said that he also has a lot of interesting things. Rikako thought of my previous invitation to her, "Can you describe it specifically?"