049, [You can still squeeze it]

used to be Lu Yibai as an ordinary social youth, if you don't count the millions of demolition money.

Now, even if he doesn't use the power of the night watchman in his body, he can barely be regarded as a master of national arts.

His umbrella technique has been introduced.

If you are an ordinary person and want to get started in martial arts, it may take several years or even more than ten years of hard work.

But Lu Yibai is different, because his body has been strengthened by "Dysmenorrhea", his five senses are more keen, and he can easily pay attention to various details, and then make adjustments, and practice is also twice the result with half the effort.

Just like when practicing the action of [stabbing], ordinary people may start with 50 strokes of each hand of the left and right hands, and he directly starts with 500.

Now, he is holding a lion umbrella and dancing vigorously in front of Lin Xiaoqi.

"Look at the umbrella!"

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Lin Xiaoqi looked at Boss Lu who was showing his results, and nodded secretly.

But if you think about it carefully, the boss deserves what he has now.

In addition to completing the tasks arranged by Lin Xiaoqi every day with quality and quantity, Lu Yibai will occasionally practice.

Although Lin Xiaoqi said that he has a waste physique but a good talent, Boss Lu still feels that it is right to be diligent.

This world is so terrifying, people who are more talented than you are like an old yin beep secretly working in places you can't see, ready to find the right time to pretend to be in front of you.

In fact, in most cases, you are not unjustly defeated.

Lu Yibai's mentality has always been very good, and he has always believed that if I am still willing to work hard, it means that I still have all kinds of good expectations for life.

That's what he thinks the effort is about.

On the way forward, every step counts.

He also came up with a motto from Zweig's "The Beheaded Queen".

[All the gifts given by fate are secretly marked with a price. 】

Anyway, the feeling of his body being hollowed out every day is so real.

He doesn't have a girlfriend, and he doesn't know that he thinks he exercises his unicorn arm several times a night.

forcibly poured himself another wave of chicken soup, and after his self-strategy, Boss Lu started today's practice again.

In addition to the umbrella method, he also wanted to come to the second order as soon as possible, so that he could learn the "supernatural power".

Ji Deken showed a wave of "instantaneous steps" when he went to the magic capital, and he still remembers it.

How fast this dead is.

I can't see it with my own eyes!

It's a pity that Lin Xiaoqi ruthlessly told him that Ji Deken's instantaneous steps are not so fast that you can't see it, but in a certain small area, he can really move almost instantaneously!

It's a blow-up!

High-end gadgets, technical work, implying that you can't learn it yet.

Disappointment......

Lin Xiaoqi sat on the side, playing with his mobile phone.

Later, I felt that sitting was not enjoyable, so I simply lay on the sofa.

In some places, they are about to overflow due to the squeezing.

Damn, you're easy to distract me, okay?

She rested her little head against the pillow, her phone in one hand and a cookie in the other. She opened her little mouth and took a bite, like a hamster gnawing on something.

Actually, if nothing happens to Wucheng, it's quite boring every day.

Lin Xiaoqi didn't see her do anything else except playing with her mobile phone and eating snacks.

emmm...... Why don't you have some entertainment?

Lu Yibai put down the lion umbrella in his hand and said to Lin Xiaoqi, who was playing with his mobile phone: "Xiaoqi, check and see if there are any new films released recently." Today, the bar closes early, bring Yiyi with you, and let's watch a movie at midnight. ”

"Roar, roar!"

Lin Xiaoqi excitedly came from the sofa and stiffened, and with her movements, her shirt was pulled up slightly, revealing a small waist with a small hand.

It's boring enough on weekdays, but in the past, Ji Deken was still so picky, and life was even more boring.

Fortunately, the boss of the road has a lot of money.

After Lu Yibai bought a ticket for a blockbuster movie that was just released at midnight today, Lin Xiaoqi jumped downstairs and told Ye Yiyi the news.

The movie starts at 12:05 a.m., and the bar closes early at half-past eleven.

There is no way, Ye Yiyi can only be active at night, but when the bar closes normally, it will be almost three o'clock, and at this time, most theaters will not have a schedule.

"Let's go, boss. Lin Xiaoqi and Ye Yiyi, who were ready to go, said in unison.

"Go back and change your clothes. Lu Yibai held his forehead, looking at Ye Yiyi, who was dressed as a maid, and said speechlessly.

How many maid outfits did this chick buy, yesterday it was pink, and today it was light cyan.

Ye Yiyi also forgot what she was wearing, stuck out her little tongue, and hummed a little song into her room.

She was quite happy to be able to leave work early.

Wait until Ye Yiyi changes into normal clothes...... Forget it, she doesn't wear anything normal, it's all the more eye-catching and sexy kind.

Most of the night demons are like this, this is also the freedom of others, Boss Lu is not ready to interfere and has no right to interfere, anyway, his heart is like water.

The movie is a blockbuster, and it is the first day of release, so even if it is a midnight show, there are not many people who watch the movie.

The combination of handsome men and beautiful women is always eye-catching, not to mention that they are still two women and one man, which always makes passers-by feel that there seems to be a story between them.

For the eyes of passers-by, Lu Yibai is a little used to it. As for these two chicks, it doesn't matter even more.

After the opening of the movie, Lu Yibai took a look at the situation around him, and there were so many little couples in the midnight scene.

His row of seats is:

【From from from from dog, from dog, from from, from from, from ......】

Roughly this is the situation, just the three of them are single, and they feel surrounded, so scared that Lin Xiaoqi and Ye Yiyi hurriedly pretended to be a wave of lilies and snuggled up to each other, leaving the boss alone sad.

Sure enough, if you are a threesome, you will be abandoned!

In the case of almost everyone with a glass of Coke, the road boss who holds a thermos cup and is isolated is particularly special.

To tell the truth, this is a bad movie, but if you don't watch it with your brain, you can still watch it with relish, the plot is very vulgar, but the special effects are not bad.

After the movie, everyone was ready to take a taxi back to the bar.

Now everyone is used to calling Didi, and I have to say that the convenience of "food, clothing, housing and transportation" in my country is much higher than that of any country.

However, in the middle of the night, there are usually rows of taxis or black cars parked in front of the mall.

The evening shift is different from the morning shift, and these masters are used to stopping in some places where the night is more lively and waiting for the rabbit.

The two of them walked to the nearest taxi, and after the driver showed a polite smile, they passed by directly and chose the next one.

Taxi Driver: "???"

Am I not friendly enough? I'm the closest to you, so why don't you choose me?

Lu Yibai opened the door of the back seat of another empty car, let the two chicks sit in first, and then squeezed in himself.

The empty car was pretty clean.

The taxi driver is an uncle, well, because he is more handsome than other taxi drivers, so let's use the word uncle.

The uncle looked at Lu Yibai and said, "Little brother, it's okay to sit in the front, you don't need to squeeze the back seat." ”

In fact, ordinary drivers don't say this kind of thing, but this uncle is too talkative.

"It's okay uncle, I like to squeeze it. Lu Yibai said directly.

To be honest, Ye Yiyi and Lin Xiaoqi are very thin, and they won't be crowded at all, and even if they are crowded, he won't suffer.

The uncle showed a "I understand, I understand" look, and then prepared to go.

As soon as he was about to put up gear, he heard Lu Yibai add indifferently:

"What's more, isn't there already one sitting in the passenger seat?"

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(PS: First update.) There are a lot of people urging to change, but it is impossible to break out, and it is impossible to break out before it is put on the shelf, so you can only do it twice a day, and be a salted fish that is more handsome than you. οΌ‰