"I believe that it won't be long before I will be promoted to become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life, think about it, and be a little excited."

"For you, Zhao Yun went in and out seven times, and almost died, you are a dead star. ”

"For you, Zhuge Liang was tragically killed by the Ice Flame Nine Heavens, and you are a dead star. ”

"For you, Zhang Fei was tragically protected by the sword, you are a dead star. ”

......

Suddenly, after the second episode of "Never Expected" was launched, everyone's enthusiasm for discussion did not diminish at all.

Although the second episode is only 5 minutes long, there are two stories.

The first story is all kinds of funny things that Wang Dazhui encountered during the interview, and the second story is that he is Liu Bei's son and has been thrown all kinds of times.

Compared to the first episode, the second episode has more laughs.

In particular, 'promotions and raises.' The line "Win Bai Fumei" is simply everyone's dream.

Who doesn't want to marry Bai Fumei and walk to the pinnacle of life from now on?

The number of playback hits is also soaring.

Explode again.

The heads of the three video sites are already completely out of temper.

"Fuck, it's just an online drama, and it's only been on the air for two episodes, so it's so fucking explosive?"

"It's completely unreasonable, can't the fuck say that??"

"I'm also completely convinced, I never expected that the number of hits on "Never Expected" would be so terrifying. ”

......

The industry is very amazed by the mini-comedy "Never Expected".

In the past, there were very few funny themes like this, almost none.

Two episodes have already laid the foundation for success.

This one of a kind.

Many people want to replicate this success, but in the end they give up.

Everyone has long understood the fate of following Lin Chen.

If you don't have enough strength, then don't follow the trend.

What's more, "Never Expected" is not easy to follow.

The discussion continues.

The filming of "Never Expected" did not speed up later, and it was still following its own pace, and the official also issued a statement that the next episode would be one episode a week.

This is a bitter deal with the drama party.

"Damn, I'm only going to talk to the new one next week??"

"Damn, can you finish updating it in a week? I still want to read more. ”

"I'm drunk, it's really a dog, kneel and beg for updates. ”

......

Anyone who has followed the drama knows how painful it is to wait for the drama.

In the next half month, the Internet will be the world of "Never Expected".

The latest online third episode has made many people laugh.

I'm going to have many children for you.

First, Wang Dazhui wanted to win the favor of Xiaomei, a new colleague in the company, but all of them failed.

Unexpectedly, Xiaomei met Wang Dazhui in the bathroom.

Then the two picked up the soap together.

Ya Butterfly.

This third episode is still two stories.

The second story is that Wang Dazhui returned to ancient times, but because he was useless, he couldn't find a partner.

The blind date is also a mess.

Unexpectedly, the goddess actually fell in love with him.

"Happiness always comes very quickly, I have only known each other for three months, I already have my own children, I am really happy. ”

When he said this, the camera was also given to Wang Dazhui's child.

A little black doll.

......

This episode really hit a lot of hanging hearts.

"Damn, I'm laughing to death, Wang Dazhui turned out to be a pick-up man. ”

"How similar this is to the real society, how many foreign garbage Nima played with women for free, and as a result, these women found honest people and wanted to take over. ”

"Yes, I can't get used to this situation, I just want to ask when these women will be able to get tired, I can't wait. ”

"Upstairs, why are you so ??? show?"

"Damn, I also hope that an honest person can come to me. ”

"Hahaha,, I'm content to be able to be taken by my sister paper, and I don't care if I take the plate or not. ”

......

For a while, the discussion was also a little violent.

Not to mention the fourth episode that will be released next.

directly spoofed Zhen Huan.

To put it simply, Wang Dazhui made Zhen Huan's game for Boss Gao, and the laughter was average.

This episode is still two stories.

The next story is still borrowed from the stalk of the Three Kingdoms.

Wang Dazhui is a generation of miracle doctors, but he treats gynecological diseases, and then came to treat General Guan Da, and directly killed the general.

......

In short, the current discussion of "Never Expected" is still very hot.

Some classic lines are also swiped.

Moments, forums, post bars, Weibo, etc. are all frantically swiping these classic lines.

Correspondingly, the upcoming movie "Get Father-in-law" has a lot less news heat.

At the beginning, it was discussed, "Nightclub" went first, and "Get My Father-in-law" came later.

It is a coincidence that the starring roles of the two movies are Brother Shanzheng.

And "Get Father-in-law" is the first work supervised by Brother Shanzheng.

At that time, the film won the box office in the first week.

It was still 2012, but unfortunately the movie didn't explode.

There is no way, and the small-cost movie promotion is not enough, so it will naturally not be effective.

Of course, the most important thing is that it is not realistic for small productions and small costs to counterattack the big hit.

is similar to the idea of "Nightclub", Lin Chen does not have any box office baggage or pressure.

He just hopes that "Get Father-in-law" has the box office results it deserves.

On the day of the premiere, a lot of people came to cheer, these people did not come for director Du Wei and the main creators, they came for Lin Chen's face.

Among the directors this time, there are Luo Qing and Lu Wei, on the one hand, these people are here to cheer, and on the other hand, they also want to see how this small-budget movie is.

Competition is competition.

For Lin Chen's screenwriting talent, there are many directors, screenwriters, and they are all recognized.

The premiere didn't have any messy activities.

It's time to start the screening.

The dragon mark disappeared in a flash.

At the beginning of the picture, the first thing that appears is a hand holding a small fish tank.

Passing through countless places, the hand finally placed the fish tank on the table.

"Did I tell you about my girlfriend? I may not have told you everything, everyone ran a red light together, I was the only one who was photographed, my car was spent, but the insurance company didn't pay for it, the reason was that the size was not enough......"

A man's voice sounded in the camera, and at the same time, it slowly photographed a slightly suffocating man.

"I tell you that the world is full of pits, and they are all prepared for me, I go to the toilet, the urinal can pit me, buy five bags of pears online, and give me five bags of pears. ”

"What's wrong with that?"

The man asked with a wry look on his face.

As for Fan Jianqiang, who was sitting opposite, he said: "If you think like this, not everyone in this world can have such a colorful experience like you. ”

"I don't want that kind of experience. ”

As the man finished speaking, the narration rang out.

"My name is Fan Jianqiang, a national second-level psychological counselor, he is a pit man, my counselor, and has severe depression and persecution paranoia. ”

"If it was in normal times, I would have listened to him complain all the time, but not today, I have to do a big thing in my life. ”

......

It turned out that Fan Jianqiang had made an appointment to meet his future father-in-law with his girlfriend today.

At the same time, the characters are also introduced in turn.

Fan's strong girlfriend, Susie, is a sexy flight attendant and is extremely beautiful.

There is also Fan Jianqiang's sworn friend Wu Fendan, and this time he also lent his beloved car to Fan Jianqiang.

Driving home, on the way, Fan Jianqiang said that he came prepared and bought a lot of books just to get his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

As a result, Susie said that her parents would die when they saw the books, so they were going to throw them away.

As soon as Fan Jianqiang stopped it, the car slid slightly.

The man who fell into the pit fell into the pit again.

recalled what Fan Jianqiang said when he let the man who fell into the pit leave: "Don't worry, you will definitely not fall into the pit this time." ”

Many people in the theater laughed.

"Brother, what do you think of this beginning?"

Luo Qing asked his brother Luo Hai.

"It's okay, and the filming technique is similar to "Nightclub", it's all a coincidence, I have a hunch that this man who fell into the pit will definitely appear behind him. ”

Luo Hai said in a low voice: "Such movies are generally set up for coincidence, so there should be coincidences in the future." ”

Read on.

"How did you prepare for the exam questions I gave you?"

Susie asked in the car.

Fan Jianqiang said: "No problem at all. ”

The two of them drove the car, and then the music started to play.

The screen turns, and an old man is rummaging through the trunk of a car.

As for his nephew, he is.

It turned out that these two people were car thieves, and they were happy when they saw Fan Jianqiang driving.

The big deal is coming.

As a result, the trunk couldn't be opened, and it was opened when it was knocked on.

Then when I opened the bag, I saw the money spent by Lianghua, and my face showed surprise in an instant.

As a result, at this time, Fan Jianqiang came back from buying water.

"Yo, what's the trunk open?"

"See if you've lost something?"

"Take this bag to the front, the rest are Wu Fendan's rags, and it's okay if you lose it. ”

......

The two of them also drove away as they spoke.

Zhang Mazi, who was hiding in the back of the car, also began to count.

"Hushan 7 laps 2 curves 5"

"Hushan 7 laps 2 curves 5"

Zhang Mazi was talking when his nephew suddenly came over with a towel: "Uncle!"

Covered Zhang Mazi's nose all of a sudden, and then said, "It's bleeding." ”

"Who is so two, give my uncle seven meat and eight vegetarians, who, not three or four, I want to put that two miles and eight more"

The nephew's loud roar made Zhang Mazi angry: "Don't talk about numbers." ”

......

This joke also made many people in the theater laugh out loud.

On the other hand, Fan Jianqiang, who arrived at his girlfriend's house, was also stunned, because his girlfriend was too rich.

Fan Jianqiang looked at this house with a confused face.

It's so fucking tyrant.

"My mother went to do her hair to welcome you. ”

The girlfriend called her mother and left Fan Jianqiang at home alone.

Fan Jianqiang in the study was clumsy, playing with this, fiddling with this, but was almost hit by a big bottle, and then showed his skills.

At this time, the phone was still ringing.

It turned out to be a call from a man who fell into the pit.

Because he fell into the pit again, he called Fan Jianqiang.

Seeing Fan Jianqiang supporting the phone call, the people in the theater were also happy.

Luo Hai nodded slightly.

Not bad.

With such a small cost, you have to release one stalk after another.

Because there are no big scenes, no big productions, you can only rely on the characters to promote.

Just like when Fan Jianqiang wanted to call the police for the pit man, the pit man shook his head and said, "No need to call the police, they have been persuading me for more than an hour." ”

The camera was given to the consumer around him.

During the chat, Fan Jianqiang said: "Go find her, go find her for the Mid-Autumn Festival, please." ”

Finally, at this time, Fan Jianqiang also breathed a sigh of relief, and relied on the book to cushion the big vase.

At this time, Fan's strong father-in-law came, no, it should be said that it was the future father-in-law, he thought it was a thief, and then wanted to sneak attack Fan Jianqiang from behind, but he was discovered.

The two of them stopped suddenly.

"Dr. Fan??"

Su Bohu looked at Fan Jianqiang with a puzzled expression.

"Uncle Trench Coat??"

Fan Jianqiang was also even more surprised.

At this point, the camera flashes away.

Su Bohu was wearing a windbreaker, glasses, and a mask saying that he had come to Fan Jianqiang and signed a confidentiality agreement.

"Why are you here?"

"Sissi brought me here. ”

"What do you have to do with Sissi?"

"I'm his boyfriend. ”

"I'm his dad. ”

......

At this time, both of them froze.

Coincidental.

The directors and screenwriters who watched the movie were also completely convinced by the next plot.

There is a way that when people reach middle age, they can't help it.

Back then, I could urinate seven times a night, but now I pee seven times a night.

Back then, you could pee in the wind, but now you can warm your shoes in the wind.

"My wife has a fuchsia cheongsam, and her wearing that cheongsam is a signal, which is to imply that he wants to be with me, but I don't want to, I don't want to, but, just like the Chinese men's football team, it's always not strong. ”

Su Bohu didn't tell me this secret.

"I'll also teach you how to deal with your future father-in-law. ”

Su Bohu looked at Fan Jianqiang and said.

At this time, the picture returned to the car, and Susie asked Fan Jianqiang, "Hey, how are the exam questions I gave you?"

"Just ask. ”

"What do you do, young man?"

"Chairman and CEO. ”

"Which industry?"

"Consulting industry, specializing in helping customer service deal with information ......"

......

As a result, the answers to these questions were all told by Su Bohu to Fan Jianqiang.

But he never thought that he would teach Fan to be strong and deal with the future father-in-law himself.

Such a coincidence can really only appear in movies.

"I've always been on your side, do you remember? The Moran you mentioned last time, more than thirty years ago, I analyzed it for you, this is called the Checoni effect in psychology, and the best way to solve these problems is to actually meet him. ”

Fan Jianqiang, who was a little nervous, hurriedly behaved: "And last time you asked me to check which person attacked you on the Internet, I found out, his online name is Angry Old Birds." ”