You say that the boss is difficult, and he says that he is tired of working;

You say that it is beautiful to sit in a sedan chair, and he says that it is sinful;

You say that power is good, and he says benevolence and righteousness;

It is difficult for chickens to talk to ducks, so they can only draw their fists.

Although Zheng En sat in the distance without saying a word, he kept watching Lu Xing's actions.

At first, although he didn't think Lu Xing was a good person, he thought it was just a matter of a rich concubine falling out with his master, so he didn't bother to deal with it, and sat on the side to watch it.

It wasn't until Xiao Cong'er would rather die than obey, Cong'er's mother was made into tears, and Lu Xing wanted to insult Xiao Cong'er in public, that he saw through that Lu Xing was a shameless beast who put his face on his lips, Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter must have been wronged, and they took care of their affairs.

He grabbed the small pebble on the ground beside him, and the first one hit Lu Xing's elbow patio point, causing the dagger to change direction; the second hit Lu Xing's left knee acupoint, causing Lu Xing to fall down weightlessly; and the third stone hit Lu Xing's ankle Shenmai point, causing Lu Xing's body to roll over.

The three stones were no more than the size of broad beans, and Zheng En urged with internal qi to hit the acupuncture points, but on the surface, he just flicked his fingers, silently, and it was naturally not easy for laymen to notice.

Although the martial artists invited by Lu Xing all hung signs of "ancestral tradition", "exclusive tradition", and "secret tradition", and claimed to be a celebrity and a local "big name", in fact, they were all first-class liars who ate and drank on the rivers and lakes, and they only taught some out-of-door beating techniques of punching and kicking, attacking and defending, advancing and retreating. Lu Xing only knew some brave and ruthless tricks, and he hadn't entered the realm of martial arts at all, and his instinctive reaction sensitivity was equivalent to that of ordinary people, how could he detect Zheng En's move?

Zheng En sat in the distance and didn't say a word, Lu Xing was still a demented beggar, so he didn't pay attention to it at all. At this moment, I saw Zheng En stand up, show the stone in his hand, and say that it was "something that trips him", and I thought it was to cover up his fall and flatter himself!

In the midst of the embarrassment, someone came forward to relieve the circle and step down the ladder, Lu Xing was grateful: "Ho! Your eyesight is really good, you can still see me stepping on a stone and slipping my feet so far away." As the saying goes, pebbles can trip over people, and that's true!"

Zheng En is generous by nature, although he knows that he is deliberately pretending to be forced, and he does not expose it directly, but he slowly walks closer and asks, "There are some questions I don't understand, can you ask?"

Being a good teacher is the characteristic of Chinese people, and Lu Xing is even more so. He often corrected the right and wrong words of his subordinates as typos, and his subordinates admitted their mistakes regardless of right or wrong, and praised him for his profound knowledge and literacy, and he did not read "how much is the size" wrong. It was also a matter of habit, and he couldn't help but put up the "elite" frame of the knowledgeable again, pretending to be elegant and dignified: "You say! You say! If you don't understand, just ask, this kind of learning attitude is very good!"

"What's your name and where are you from?" asked Jung.

In ancient China, in order to emphasize respect and inferiority, "etiquette" was emphasized, which was regarded as the foundation of governing the country. Even farmers and vendors often use honorifics when talking to people, and at least add words such as "noble", "high" and "big", otherwise they will be regarded as "vulgar". Such as: "noble surname", "big name", "noble Geng", "high degree" and so on. Zheng En didn't understand this, and asked him bluntly, plus he was dressed dirty and torn, and he clearly appeared to be a homeless man and a flower child, so he naturally looked vulgar and rude, and he was a little arrogant.

In the face of people who took the initiative to round the field for themselves and relieve their embarrassment, Lu Xing was not good at competing, so he had to be disrespectful to himself and pretended to be forced to elevate himself: "My surname comes from the Han Dynasty when the official was Lu Lingcheng, and he belongs to the official title. The descendants of our descendants take the official title of the ancestor as their surname, and they are called the Lu family, and then simplified to the single surname 'Lu'!"

When Lu Lingcheng was an official in charge of winemaking and boiling wine full-time, he was under the jurisdiction of Shaofu. When Lu Lingcheng was "in charge of brewing wine and cooking wine", he leaned on the heights, and he was just the head of the palace dregs in the palace, which was quite a division level in later generations.

Changing the official position to a surname is equivalent to changing the surname "Fang" to the surname "Yuan" after a few years as the head of the garden in later generations; after a few years as the director, the surname "live" is changed to the surname "death"; after being the village chief for a few years, the surname "Qi" is changed to the surname "Cun"; and after a few years as the head of the unit, the surname "Lian" is changed to the "stock" of the buttocks...... It is a very sad and lamentable, very ridiculous thing, but Lu Xing shows off it as honor, and Zheng En and the lazy worm are of course inexplicable.

Zheng En has little literacy, little knowledge, slow response, and is still confused: "You have been talking for a long time, what is your surname? Is it the 'green' of mung beans or the 'marinade' of braised meat?"

"The 'Lu' of 'being Lu Lingcheng'!" Lu Xing emphasized.

"What does it have to do with asking you what 'marinade' you are, and whether you should be 'marinated' or not, zero or whole? I'm not your cook, and I don't buy your marinated meat!" Zheng En replied dissatisfiedly.

"'When Lu Lingcheng' is an official position, an official in the palace who is 'in charge of brewing and boiling wine', do you understand this?" Lu Xing was a little angry, and his voice couldn't help but be a few degrees higher.

"I've already said that if you don't buy your 'braised pork', what kind of 'boss's wine' do you want to match, isn't this a forced sale?"

Lu Xing saw that the chicken and the duck were talking, and he couldn't understand it, but the little toad cushioned the table legs, puffed up and flatulated, and he couldn't breathe evenly.

"I haven't said my name yet!" Zheng Eun urged.

"The surname is Lu's name 'Xing'!"

"The surname 'marinated' is 'fishy', and the 'fishy' 'braised meat' still wants to be forcibly sold! Look at how ugly your name is, go back and call your father to change it!" the lazy worm interjected and mocked.

Whether it is really ignorant or deliberately pretending to be a fan, Zheng En and the lazy worm's rudeness have already broken through Lu Xing's bottom line.

When encountering an opponent, first study and explore who the other party is, what identity, and whether he has a powerful backer, this is Lu Xing's life experience.

He saw that Zheng En and the lazy worm were dressed in tatters, with their toes exposed in front of their shoes and their heels in the back, but their words and deeds were very arrogant and condescending, as if they were several levels higher than himself, and he couldn't guess what his identity was, so he forced his anger and asked tentatively without smiling: "May I ask the names of the two high surnames?"

Zheng En said: "My name is Zheng En, and his name is Huang Mao!"

"Where?"

The lazy worm was afraid that Zheng En would show his bottom again, so he hurriedly replied: "Lao Tzu Niang is an only daughter, and there is no 'uncle'!"

"What are you two doing?" Lu Xing still smiled and asked again in layman's terms.

"Sleeping in a room without paying for money, eating without paying for food, taking care of balls and eggs, what do you say we do?" the lazy worm reprimanded unceremoniously.

Lu Xing thought that the two of them were heroes in the green forest, but he was glad that he had self-cultivation and did not do it first: "May I ask which mountain is it?"

"Lao Tzu wants to go to which mountain to go to! Shoes are torn, hats are torn, clothes are torn, and you can walk anywhere, and you will live and eat and drink wherever you go!"

The lazy worm was talking about wandering and begging, but Lu Xing guessed based on this remark, thinking that the two were patrol envoys of the beggar gang or some other big gang.

Strong cowardice, soft pinching, to the grandson, to the grandfather, this is the basic principle that all villains follow when encountering problems. Lu Xing couldn't figure out the bottom of Zheng En and the lazy worm, and he didn't dare to attack easily: "The two of you haven't been here in the past, right? If you go to town in the future, say hello to me, don't say anything else, at least, don't pay for food and accommodation, I'll take it all!" he signaled to his subordinates as he spoke, preparing to leave.

"It's so generous, no wonder he has a nose and eyes, just like a person!" the lazy worm saw that Lu Xing wanted to slip away, and said provocatively.

Lu Xing pretended not to hear it, waved his hand to his subordinates, and shouted, "Take people away!"

All the entourages rushed forward and were about to hold Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter hostage, but Zheng En and the lazy worm stopped them sideways.

Lu Xingxiao asked, "What else do you want?"

"I'm not done yet?" said Jung.

"What's the problem, you say!" Lu Xing didn't want to make any more trouble, so he suppressed his impatience and stopped.

Zheng En pointed to Xiao Cong'er on the side, "Who is she?"

"Newly bought concubine!"

"What is a concubine?"

Lu Xing asked about the knowledge he was particularly familiar with, and boasted: "For a man with status like us, there are many wives in the family. The first one to marry back was the main room, and the second one to marry back was a concubine. If you don't understand this, I'll give you an example! For example, in the county government, the eldest wife is the main position, like the county master; the concubine in the first room is like the county lord and the chief bookkeeper, and she is quite a deputy position; in the lower row, the third room is the third in command, and the fourth room is the fourth in command; although the ranks are different, they are all court officials. You see, right?"

"Haha, it turns out that you are a rabbit master!" the lazy worm said to Lu Xing.

Female prostitutes are called "chickens", male prostitutes are called "rabbits", and "rabbit master" is what later generations said homosexuality, of course Lu Xing understands: "Who do you say is 'rabbit master'?"

"You're not a 'rabbit master', why are all wives and concubines men?" said the lazy worm.

Lu Xing saw Zheng En and the lazy worm as a pair of fools, and the green tendons on his neck were swollen like earthworms, and he could only complain that what he said was too profound: "I used a metaphor, and I was talking about the ranking order of the wife and the concubine! The wife and the concubine are the wives, mothers-in-law, people in the house, cooks, and children and mothers that the villagers say, you should understand this, right?"

"I understand this, since it's your wife, is it dead and going to the ancestral grave?" asked the lazy worm.

"Needless to say!"

"Whose child is it?"

"Of course it's mine!

"I don't understand! Since she is your wife, you should love her. What is the rule that you want to strip her clothes in public and use her to comfort others? Why have I never heard of it? Is it your ancestor's heirloom? Aren't you afraid that your 'brine' soup will turn into water and your offspring will become hybrids, and you are not afraid that future generations will point fingers at your grandmother as broken shoes?"

The lazy worm is deliberately mischievous, Zheng En is simple and upright, kind in his heart, he doesn't understand the ugliness of human nature, he really can't turn this strange circle, and what he said is completely true, Lu Xing couldn't figure out for a while that Zheng En and the lazy worm were fools who didn't understand anything, or they were pretending to be stupid and teasing him, so he had to justify: "She is another housewife who paid my debts, and I said that I was my 'concubine' but I was ridiculing her." ”

"What is a 'turtle house', is it the house where the old turtle lives?" asked the lazy worm.

"A man with status buys or rents a house for a woman other than his wife and concubine, or supports him in a private room in a restaurant inn, which is called resettlement in another house, referred to as 'other house wife', do you understand?" Lu Xing's boredom was already overflowing.

"The more you talk about it, the more confused I become!" Why did she run away if you set her up for housing and food?" asked Zheng En.

"Don't be a woman other than a wife and concubine, that is, what rural people call 'good', do you understand?" Lu Xing had to explain further.

"I don't understand! Since you are friendly with her, you like her, and if you like her, you should treat her well, and if you don't like her, you should let her go. If she runs away, you treat her badly, and if you treat her badly, you don't like her. You don't like her and don't let her go, you still want to look for her, and when you find her, you insult her like an animal. Are you doing this by a human being? I think about it, and you don't make sense of it!" Zheng En is tenacious, has little knowledge, and has never read a book, and his judgment of good and evil is very simple, and he really can't turn a corner in his mind.

Zheng En commented truthfully based on his own understanding, but Lu Xing listened to it wantonly ridiculed and insulted. He was embarrassed and angry, who didn't care if the two of them were heroes in the green forest or important figures in the gangs, and immediately replied with a blushing face and a thick neck: "The horse you bought with money, you can ride it if you want, and you can fight it if you want to, what's in your way?" Go away, stay cool!"

"The road is uneven, everyone is stepping on it, it's unfair, everyone is swinging!" Zheng En didn't walk away, but took a step closer to Lu Xing while holding his arms.

"Take people, go! Let's see who dares to stop him!" Lu Xing couldn't bear it anymore, and waved to his subordinates while scolding.

All the entourages stepped forward as soon as they heard the order, and they wanted to do something to Xiao Cong'er's mother and daughter.

The lazy worm jumped over to stop it, and scolded Mai Mangdi back with the tip of the needle: "You think that your mother is everywhere in the world, and you have to be let everywhere." Don't open your mouth and shut your mouth with your father and mother, why are you so filial to crawl out?"

"What do you want?" Lu Xing's anger in his heart swelled, and his breathing became short.

"I'm so idle, I want to talk to you, I sit with my legs are sore, I want to practice with you! The master doesn't like you, he just wants to take care of it! What do you say?" The lazy worm waved his finger at Lu Xing and his entourage, wantonly provoking.

Lu Xing is rich and generous, and he knots black and white, saying that whoever can do it in Lujiadian will not work, and it will not work if he says that whoever can't do it will not work. Although there is no big name within a hundred miles, it is also black and white. Now that he met Zheng En and the lazy worm, Lu Xing didn't know the details, seeing that the two of them were not afraid of themselves in the face of many people, and the tattered clothes of the two were highly inconsistent with the arrogance of their words and deeds, they felt strange, and they didn't want to make extraneous branches, and add an enemy to the rivers and lakes. Unexpectedly, the two Hanako had to make inches, and they didn't give up, not only humiliating him, but also interfering with him to take people away, in the face of the subordinates who respected him as his master, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he couldn't bear it anymore:

"Don't be embarrassed, make me angry, get out!"

Lu Xingqiang's suppressed anger broke out instantly, scolding in his mouth, he had already jumped back, pulled out the chain from his waist and weighed it, and threw his hand at the lazy worm.

If you want to know what will happen next, please see the next time: the strong are not kings.