The guests all looked at Han Jue with wide eyes, and the unnatural face of the named one was almost uncontrollable.

However, Han Jue's complaining continued.

"Oh, this lady, I just heard that the program team was very surprised to invite you as a guest, and I was also surprised that you were able to take time out of the plastic surgery itinerary to the scene. Seriously, if you die, remember to cut your face into small pieces, in case the birds eat the plastic and cause indigestion, otherwise this is considered animal cruelty. ”

This plastic surgery is obvious, everyone doesn't dare to complain, Han Jue has no worries, such a big slot, it's uncomfortable not to vomit.

"Oh, and there's another one, whose target is so big that it's hard not to notice, and it's very worrying that he's going to have to fry his hands every time he gnaws his nails to find them delicious. "This is a middle-aged uncle who complains about chubby.

The uncle seemed to show his disdain for Han Jue and began to buckle his nostrils.

Han Jue saw it and said:

"Uncle, your nose is the same as Mr. Chen's chrysanthemum, you really dare to stuff anything into it. ”

Mr. Chan is a man dressed in a beptic manner.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then the laughter and coaxing blew up the audience.

Professional talk show actors really admire Han Jue very much, and these live improvised talk shows are not bad even if they are in real performances.

"This gentleman, who has attracted my attention very much, has a very strange hairstyle (Kill Matt), look at this face, he hides his eyes, is it because he is afraid that he will be hit by the bull's-eye by the anti-wolf spray? "This is Xiaoguang, who complained about Han Jue at the beginning.

"Next, to our Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, you are a legend, your humor is a legend. ”

Mr. Chen was clicked just now, and now he is waiting for Han Jue like a great enemy, and it is really unexpected to be praised like this.

When the audience heard this, they also politely applauded.

"Slowly, slowly, in fact, when I say legends, I am similar to the legends of the Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, and alien spaceships. Mr. Chen's humor is on the same list as the above legends, that is, we have all heard of them, but has anyone actually seen them?"

The director looked at this boiling scene, and he really took this on stage. He looked at the screenwriters of the program group on the side, what are the screenwriters doing?

"Next, how good is he doing with this one?"

When everyone thought it was an exclamation sentence, Han Jue made up for it.

"Oh, I did want to ask him how well he was doing, because he was talking and I couldn't hear a word. ”

Only then did the audience burst into laughter, blaming themselves for thinking that Han Jue had begun to praise people, and that guest was indeed a little inaudible.

The guest who was complained by Han Jue that he couldn't hear clearly stood up and began to say that Han Jue either had a problem with his ears or a sissy with a brain problem.

After Han Jue saw the guest stand up, Han Jue looked at the audience with a scrutinizing face and said:

"Did his translator arrive on the spot?"

The atmosphere at the scene was even more enthusiastic.

"The next one, I complained that I was very fierce just now, and I have to admit that I really envy you. You've got three TV shows, you've got a lot of money, you've got a lot of accomplishments, and of course, you're even more envious that you can still walk down the street without being recognized. "The complaining thing is that black people look similar in the eyes of Chinese people.

The black guests immediately refused and shouted for a fight.

Han Jue heard it, looked at the black guest funny, and said:

"Why don't you have one here?"

Black Guest Says:

"Because there are so many yellow people here. ”

Han Jue sneered and said unhurriedly:

"There's too many yellow people, right? But you know no one ever complains, 'There are too few blacks.'" ”

Then Han Jue stared straight at the black guest with meaningful eyes.

Listening to the talk show on the spot, they all turn their heads, this kind of irony with a bit of the big environment, after tasting the taste, I can't help but start applauding vigorously, applauding, not to mention that this is hanging.

This is definitely not an illiterate, uneducated person can say it and write a joke.

The spit continues.

"The next one, my colleague, Xiao Han, Xiao Han is speaking very slowly, you seem to be enjoying this moment. I just want to remind you that after many years, when you return to M Kee as a waiter, think back to tonight, you will say: I ...... How hopeful...... I...... Then...... Yes...... It's a little more interesting. ”

Xiaohan recalled in the paragraph in the complaint, and recalled the fact that he used to work in M Ji. Han Jue is not only complaining, but also a curse that is secretly poked and poked, implying that Lin Yihan's star path has failed.

The audience burst into tears of laughter, Han Jue did not complain except for the main guest Lin Qin, he had already complained a lot.

Everyone enjoyed this poisonous tongue and mean complaints.

Han Jue didn't know how much time had passed, so he felt that there was nothing to complain about, so he went down. The main guest won't complain, she hasn't complained about Han Jue yet, so it's not good to take the initiative to attack.

The die-hard fans of some of the guests in the audience are so conspicuous in the carnival crowd.

So, Han Jue continued:

"Hey, those kids, why are you so serious, you're too sensitive, I don't like sensitive people, and I don't like sensitive children. Let me tell you a story. ”

"I have a 6-year-old nephew and once I asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said 'Uncle Han, I want Barbie. I told him, 'Fuck you, you six-year-old bastard.' Don't get me wrong, I don't care if he likes to play with dolls, I don't have a problem with him if he wants to wear a dress, but I won't buy Barbie for him, Barbie will give the little boy unrealistic expectations, what expectations? It just makes them think that it's easy to screw their heads. ”

Everyone was amused.

"So you see, it's good to have a relaxed atmosphere, don't be a joke policeman, don't worry, I won't complain about you, and other viewers don't think about doing something all day long. ”

"I'm sure someone will tell me when I go down, 'Han Jue, you're so funny, but after this episode airs, those stupid fans will definitely hate you. Those stupid fans come to see your show and end up hating you. I'll tell him, 'No, stupid fans hate my show, and smart fans,'"

Han Jue paused at this point,

"'Smart fans, they won't watch my performances, they want to prevent being by me. ’”

The scene was very joyful, in fact, the performance time given to Han Jue had already exceeded, but everyone was immersed in Han Jue's special performance. The director team also filmed beautifully, as if they had received an unexpected joy.

"I actually understand that fans come to scold me, even though it's cyber violence, but I will understand, after all, my mouth is so poisonous, right? ”

"Once, when my parents found out I was smoking, they called me over and told me to smoke all the cigarettes at once. A whole pack of cigarettes, all at once. And then taught me an important lesson,"

Han Jue paused and looked at the audience.

"Be loyal to the brand. ”

This sudden commotion was really caught off guard.

In the midst of laughter, Han Jue said thank you to the audience, bowed, and walked back to his position.

"Whoa!~~"

All the audience gave a standing ovation to Han Jue!

Han Jue was not complacent, nor was he panicked, only as if he had stepped off the stage, his face was indifferent, and his steps were steady, as if he had slipped down and come back.

After Han Jue took his seat, the applause continued, and the host simply didn't urge, just looked at Han Jue with everyone.

Although wearing only a white shirt and jeans, everyone feels that this person is full of light, firmly attracting people's eyes and attention, and cannot be removed.