52 I am not a man, but you are a real dog
Choosing is a very difficult thing.
Fortunately, Comrade Red Fox Fox stood up at this time and said a very crucial thing. That is, Anping said that even if you sign a contract, you can quit at any time when you want to quit.
"I've been undercover for days, if nothing else, at least a little, I think I can still talk." ”
"What?"
"Anping is not bad," said the little fox, "a little improper, but not bad." So I thought, we can try, big deal, before that sign appears, let's hold together and be vigilant. ”
This can be had.
So, after some deliberation, the ten animals finally reluctantly agreed.
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On the side of the villa, An Ping, who smoked two cigarettes in a row, gritted his teeth in the end, and silently recited the sentence "Seek wealth and danger, fight, anyway, as long as it is within the scope of the zoo, Lao Tzu will not die", and made a decision.
"Coke, let's go and welcome new friends to our zoo. ”
Coke:??????
"Well, principal, I'm sick, I'm not going, come on...... Hey, what are you doing, director, don't do it...... Ahhhh
"I'm not human, but you're a real dog, let me go, I'm going home......"
One of the front legs was grabbed by An Ping and dragged away directly, and the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves for a while was simply earth-shattering and miserable.
For this reason, the handsome man who stood firmly on Anping's shoulders forcibly endured it for a while, but he still couldn't hold back his little temper.
The big handsome opened his mouth, and he scolded angrily.
"Coke, you stupid dog, you look like a dog, can you be a little promising?"
"You're so cowardly, what can you do in the future?"
"It's a shame that you still look like a gray wolf, you trash!"
Coke:?????
"it, what are you talking about me?"
"How dare you say it again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't eat you in one bite!"
The king of the strong mouth appears, Coke as a husky, maybe it is really not good to fight, but when it comes to quarrels, it really hasn't been coaxed.
Suddenly, a dog and a bird, spitting fragrant, extremely intense!
Coke: You're a piece of garbage, who do you say are garbage?
Dashuai: I'm talking about you being a piece of garbage, what's the matter, don't accept it?
Coke: You're such a piece of garbage! If you want to pee, you have to put it in your mouth and drown you stinky crow!
.......
The king with a strong mouth really lives up to his reputation.
No, Anping was stunned, the little fox was stunned, and the ten animals, including the gray wolf, were all stunned.
However, neither Dashuai nor Coke noticed it.
A dog and a bird are still spraying fiercely.
This look, this picture, is like a keyboard warrior hidden behind a computer and mobile phone, and there is quite a momentum of 'one key in hand, I have the world'.
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"Hello, my name is Anping, I am the director of this Strange Dream Zoo, first of all, welcome everyone to my zoo. ”
"I don't know if Dashuai and Xiaoxi have told you about ......"
"Oh, yes, that's a lot more convenient. As the director of Wonderdream Zoo, I welcome all of you to join Wonderdream Zoo. ”
"Well, the terms of the contract, right? Okay, let me explain. ”
"What? This parrot can read human words? ”
"Well, I'll put the contract here, and you'll see for yourselves. The terms are a bit much, don't worry, you can read slowly. ”
I watched it slowly, and I watched it for almost half an hour.
An Ping, whose heart was beating faster and had never been able to calm down, smoked three cigarettes in a row, and when he was about to light the fourth, the macaw finally finished reading the contract and began to discuss with other animals.
A few more minutes passed.
The eldest tortoise spoke on behalf of everyone, "Okay, Director, we agree to join the zoo." ”
The words entered his ears, and An Ping immediately breathed a long sigh of relief.
At the same time, the little heart, which was up and down, finally showed signs of gradually subsiding.
Of course, we haven't reached the last step yet, and we can't really let our guard down completely.
"Okay, you're welcome, let's sign the contract. ”
One after the other.
Finally, the contract was signed. Meaning from this moment on, gray wolf, tortoise...... None of these guys can hurt him anymore...... Phew, this night of surprises is finally over.
The little heart hastened back to its original position, and the fear gradually dissipated, replaced by a little joy.
Soon, the joy coalesced and turned into oversized excitement.
Haha, cool!
Eight times, oh no, plus Dashuai, nine lottery chances!
It's developed!
What do you think?
With this mentality, okay, there's nothing to say!
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Fortunately, the area of the villa is large enough, and the living room area is large enough, otherwise there are so many animals added at once, and it may not be possible to stay.
It has been proven that no matter what the specific reason is, the fact is that these animals, whether they used to be vegetarians or meat eaters, officially signed a contract and joined the zoo, they can eat anything in terms of food, and no problems have been found for the time being.
So, I'm really happy today......
"You haven't had dinner yet, why don't you have some barbecue and some beer?"
Who knows, as soon as the words came out, the gray wolves didn't have time to react, they shrank on the sofa from the beginning, and the two guys Xiao Banxiaoyue, who was pretending to be sick before, and Comrade Cola, the king of the mouth, had already immediately cheered.
"Barbecue!"
"I like to eat barbecue the most, go buy it, director!"
"Buy more meat, the chicken wings tasted good last time, and the director wants to buy more this time!"
Anping: .......
Raccoon Fox: .......
At this moment, Anping really didn't know whether to feel angry or funny.
After thinking about it for a moment, he decided that he should still be angry, or at least pretend to be angry.
"I said, "Little Banxiaoyue, are you two embarrassed? Didn't you just say that you were sick? Since you are sick, you should obediently recuperate and don't eat." ”
Little Half Moon: ......
As a foodie, the world is big, and the food is the biggest.
What is face?
"Ah, Principal, just now, we were fine again, not sick!" Xiao Ban Xiaoyue said in unison.
Sincerely, such shameless skills, even Anping felt a little out of reach, and he couldn't cry or laugh.
Hey, with such a group of little guys on the stall, I'm afraid it will be hard for me in the future.
"Okay, okay, then I'll go out, you stay in the house obediently......" After speaking, thinking that those three poachers might come back, An Ping added, "This is my zoo, if those poachers dare to break in and hurt you, as long as it is within the scope of the zoo, you can do whatever you want to them, and I will bear all the consequences." ”
Words come into the air. Groov.
Oops, touched!
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