"Emperor, this old pig can't afford it at all. I have been absent from Marshal Penn for many years. I don't know how to lead troops to fight for a long time. ”

Zhu Bajie is stupid, and he is not too stupid. Immediately pretended to be crazy and stupid. After hesitating for a moment, his hands slapped the greasy big fat pig's belly, and the fat meat piled up in five or six layers on it trembled and trembled, making a thumping sound like a stuffy gourd.

"Look at my belly, it's hard to ride the clouds. He is only responsible for handling the melons and fruits on the altar in other people's temples all day long, and he can only eat and eat...... My old pig really wants to serve the imperial court, but my strength doesn't allow it at all.......

Master Taishang Laojun, I really can't resist your old man's careful cultivation and personally created an artifact like a nine-tooth nail rake for me. Helplessly, I was born clumsy since I was a child, greedy and lazy. If it weren't for the chance to meet a true immortal like you, there would be a fate to worship as a teacher, and Sanhua would be ranked in the immortal class at the top. Where do I have the strength to stand here?

Master Jin Chanzi ......."

"Don't you think, this gentleman wants me to think. This gentleman thinks that if you can take on this responsibility, you can afford it! Don't you dare to disobey orders?!"

It made all the immortal monarchs in the heavenly court cry and laugh. Zhu Bajie's words were not finished, but he was stopped impatiently by the Jade Emperor.

There is no way, today, the Jade Emperor's face was trampled on the ground again and again, and even his wife, the Queen Mother, repeatedly refused to give him face, sang against him in public, and did it against him. Zhu Bajie just hit the muzzle of the gun and was hit as a target.

Zhu Bajie's face was full of tears and snot, his sloppy appearance was coupled with a fat and greasy pig nose and pig ears, but he was wearing a new dress that looked like a silver dog. This honor made all the immortals vomit in disgust, and they were ashamed to be colleagues like him.

In fact, Zhu Bajie did this on purpose. The immortal monarchs present all knew. But everyone can't hold back the disgust. Bajie thought that he would be able to get through the trick as before by selling stupid jars and breaking them this time, but he was directly pressed down by the Jade Emperor Lao'er.

"Still don't get the order?!"

The Jade Emperor rebuked again.

Zhu Bajie stiffened his neck and refused to agree. The eyes of the first master Taishang Laojun and the second master Tang Seng were cast for help. The two masters both narrowed their eyes slightly, and they didn't catch Zhu Bajie's eyes.

"Amitabha Buddha ......" Tang Seng's pink face became pale at this time, sighed softly, and twisted the Buddha beads in his hand. He knew that the second apprentice had broken into a catastrophe again. But he didn't have half a force value, and he was really powerless to take care of it.

All kinds of suffering in the world are the result of all kinds of artificiality. No wonder.

The immortal monarchs also held their breath and condensed, not daring to make any noise, for fear of touching the big mold. None of these forces are big guys, and they are not easy to mess with.

In the silence, Zhu Bajie hardened his head and began to persuade Danfeng bitterly:

"Little girl, look at you so handsome. Hurry up and hand over that precious flag. You see that you have so many rare treasures, there is no shortage of this. Hurry up and return it. lest everyone be unsightly. The so-called leave a line of work, and see each other in the future. Right? Little girl, you should give the old pig a face, right?"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth, and many immortals darkened their faces. Especially the Jade Emperor Lao'er. Feelings, your face is bigger than the Jade Emperor, and it is bigger than the entire Heavenly Court?!

Sun Wukong, a dick silk monkey with emotional intelligence who is not online every day, realizes that he will not talk and do things like this in this situation. This Zhu Bajie can't really be a pig brain, right? I just feel that he is going to be cannon fodder today, and it's over.

"Who do you think you are? Why do you give you face?! What kind of face does the villain who will take revenge need? It is better to make a roast pig, which is very fragrant ......."

Danfeng's words were so sarcastic that Zhu Bajie's pig face turned into the color of pig liver, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to drill into, and he couldn't wait to be killed and pulled down by this good-looking little boy.

"That's it, that's right!" Nezha clapped his hands and said excitedly and loudly, causing many immortal monarchs around him to look sideways. It also includes the warning glance of his father, King Tota Lee. He stuck out his tongue.

Sharp teeth, not afraid of heaven and earth, dare to do it, and so powerful, she can be called a female devil, or a beautiful and lovely kind. All of a sudden, it was compared with other delicate fairies.

What's more, in the matter of teaching Zhu Bajie just now, now these words are obviously on his side. Nezha unconsciously liked Danfeng more in his heart, and half of his soul was hooked.

Here Zhu Bajie felt that his life was in danger, so he was simply shameless. Dig out your heart and dry again, and persuade you to surrender with facts and reason.

"This ...... This one...... You'd better hand over the Qinglian Treasure Flag. You're great, but you can't beat us. Heavenly Court's 200,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals plus so many powerful gods. Even the three of you can't beat it.

Just like my senior brother and my monkey brother, the ability is well-known. Back then, he also made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and he was very majestic. There are so many generals in Heavenly Court, and they are invincible all over the world. You see, later, weren't you also cleaned up by the Buddha? Fighting with the court, there was no good fruit to eat. Little sister, you're still too young......!

Qilin, who had been silent and watching a good show, suddenly spoke, "If you call your little sister again, you will cut your pig's tongue." ”

"Good, good, good. Auntie, please be merciful and save people to the end. Hand over the Blue Lotus Treasure Flag. Otherwise, my life will not be saved today! ”

"Get down on your knees and beg me. ”

Qilin's narrow eyes flickered, and the color of mockery was visible to the naked eye. Quietly took Danfeng's little hand on the side, held it tightly, and wrote two words on her palm with her thumb.

It made Danfeng's face red, and his originally heroic look showed a little shyness.

"Immortal Monarch spares his life. Ask the Immortal King to let it go...... Hand over the Jewel Flag and save my life. ”

Zhu Bajie didn't think about it, his leg bones were weak, and he knelt directly on the ground, begging bitterly.

"Hahaha! I'm sorry, I don't really have any Jewel Flags. Otherwise, I will kneel down at you and give it to you. No wonder you ended up with a messenger of the altar. I really don't have the slightest bit of self-esteem. Although Sha Seng doesn't have any skills, he has a bit of backbone. Tut-tut......"

Kirin sneered a few times, and then remained silent.

"You! Even a child of yours dares to bully me! I'm going to fight with you today. My old pig doesn't want to live anymore. ”

After speaking, Zhu Bajie was about to struggle to get up. Who knows that in recent years, I have eaten too many offerings, the volume is too large, and there is a lack of exercise. I couldn't get up at all, so I fell again. Fell on all fours. The most embarrassing thing is that his brand-new silver suit was torn directly after such a butt slam.

Zhu Bajie's face was lost. simply lay down on the ground. Both horizontal and vertical are dead, it is better to die decently and with peace of mind.

"Enough! Heavenly Court is not a place for you to be presumptuous. ”

Where did the Jade Emperor think of making such a fuss again. thought that with the character of Zhu Bajie, eighty percent would fight and fight. How do you know that the other party will simply sprinkle and pretend to be stupid. With such spicy eyes, how can he lead the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals of the Heavenly Court?!

The Jade Emperor was a little difficult to ride a tiger for a while. Fight and can't fight, and let them go with weapons of mass destruction and be unwilling.

"I order you to quickly hand over and steal the Qinglian Treasure Flag, as well as all the new Heavenly Thunder. I will spare you from death!"

The Jade Emperor only vomited blood in his heart. But he could only salute first and then soldier, so that in the end, the decisive battle exhausted all calculations, conspiracies, and vicious strategies, and he was also famous, and he was forced to be helpless.

"Fart! We didn't take any broken chess pieces and any new thunderbolts. How do you want us to? There's going to be a lot of that stuff, and we're still here to push you guys. Just blow up all the garbage you guys.

You know how to bully an honest person like Zhu Bajie. I think you have already looked at me Yang Mei unpleasantly, and found an excuse to kill me.

It's all your game today, right? You already knew that I was in Qinglian Town, right? I would have already counted it to Bai Yun to cross the robbery, right? It's a pity that you can't beat us? There is a kind of you coming to arrest us!"

Yang Mei blew the snow-white long eyebrows to both sides in one breath and blew them horizontally. Suddenly there was a twelve-point majestic momentum.

He snapped his fingers and beckoned to the two little boys. The two little boys immediately obediently turned into a phoenix and a unicorn and stood aside.

Yang Mei Daxian jumped up quickly. A snow-white auspicious cloud enveloped them, and they disappeared in an instant.

There was a lingering sound in the howling wind:

"Bye-bye!don't send it~~"