Chapter 41: Door-to-door smoking
"Bang ......"
knocked a few times in a row, and finally responded, only to hear a squeak, the door was opened suddenly, revealing an old face, and scolded Tang Yuan: "What's the noise, it's not quiet at night." ”
After seeing clearly that it was Tang Yuan, the old man Tang Yuan's face became even more unsightly, as if he had eaten gunpowder, and he choked again: "Bastard, you still dare to come, see if I don't smoke you to death." ”
"Uncle, I just came to see you, your old body is fine. Tang Yuan was very aggrieved.
"Yes, very!"
The old man in Tang costume sneered, of course it was impossible to believe Tang Yuan's nonsense.
"Where's the thing?" As he spoke, one of the hands of the old man in Tang costume reached out in front of Tang Yuan.
"What is it?" Tang Yuan was stunned.
"Did you just say that I came to see the old man, what about the gifts, bring them!" The old man in Tang costume was very polite and asked directly.
Tang Yuan was immediately confused.
Naturally, there are no gifts, he is just casually polite, how can he take it seriously.
"What's the matter, you just came to see me empty-handed?" Glancing at Tang Yuan, the old man in Tang costume was very weird.
"Farewell!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Tang Yuan immediately said. I know that tonight's incident is really a bit abrupt, and it is very embarrassing.
Fortunately, I will come again tomorrow night, and when the time comes, I will bring some small gifts by the way, even if it is sincere.
"You dare to go, see that I don't break your legs. "But the old man in Tang costume is not happy.
This time Tang Yuan was even more embarrassed, and he wanted to scold.
It's not to go, it's not to stay, how is that good?
"Uncle, are you doing something?" Tang Yuan asked.
"Nope. "The old man in Tang costume is extremely direct.
"Dare to be an honest man who bullies me. Tang Yuan understood it in the end, and it was obvious that the old man in Tang costume clearly took bullying him as fun.
Speaking of a lot of age, is it really good to do this?
"It occurred to me that there was an urgent matter that had to be dealt with as soon as possible, and it would be too late. Tang Yuan said, of course he couldn't let the old man in Tang costume bully, even if he was an honest person, he had a temper.
"You didn't!" Where did I think that as soon as Tang Yuan's voice fell, he was ruthlessly exposed by the old man in Tang costume.
Those eyes fell on Tang Yuan, which was both cunning and playful, which made Tang Yuan feel very unfriendly.
"Is there a way you know better than I do?" Tang Yuan finally broke out.
When dealing with King Kong Lori just now, Tang Yuan felt that he didn't play very well, and at this time, in the face of the old man in Tang costume, the level of performance was not good.
This made Tang Yuan very ashamed.
"Of course, the old man knows better than you. The old man in Tang costume looked at Tang Yuan's eyes, which was more playful.
"Are you farting, are you a roundworm in my stomach?"
Anyway, stretching out the head is a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife, so there is no reason to find yourself unhappy.
"Something that has no respect!"
The old man in Tang costume turned black for a while, and he waved the crutch in his hand and whipped it at Tang Yuan.
Subconsciously, Tang Yuan was about to dodge, and after thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, after all, the reason why he ran over and knocked on the door was precisely to find a draw.
Since you're looking for a pump, how can you dodge it?
So, as soon as he gritted his teeth, Tang Yuan stood upright and did not move, allowing the old man in Tang costume to pull down his crutches.
In the next second, Tang Yuan's face changed.
"It hurts!"
Tang Yuan was gasping for air, and his white and delicate face was distorted.
The old man in Tang costume seemed to be holding a cane and twitching lightly, but Tang Yuan only felt that the bones around his body were about to fall apart, and the pain came too suddenly and he was defenseless.
"Hell, this is!" Tang Yuan's whole person was a little unwell, and he couldn't understand what the situation was at all.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
......
However, the old man in Tang costume had no intention of stopping, and slapped Tang Yuan several times in succession.
At this time, Tang Yuan couldn't hide if he didn't want to, he couldn't dodge it no matter how he was partial, the crutches were like having eyes, no matter which direction Tang Yuan was hiding, it was accurately pumped on Tang Yuan's body.
"It's hurting me, stop...... Stop......"
Tang Yuan was screaming, jumping up and down, scurrying around.
"Have you changed your mind? If the old man remembers correctly, it seems that what you said last time seemed to be ...... Don't stop. The old man in Tang costume was very teasing.
Tang Yuan almost didn't go crazy, and his heart said can this be the same?
Tang Yuan felt that he had been deceived by the old man in Tang costume, otherwise, how could he send it to the door to find a draw?
"Did I say that? must you be mistaken?" Tang Yuan grinned.
"I'm not deaf, old man. ”
The old man in Tang costume sneered, and at the end it seemed to prove that he was old and strong, and his shot was even more violent.
"Stop! Damn!"
Tang Yuan really couldn't stand it anymore, and he had to fight hard with the old man in Tang costume.
It's not a thing, it's just a rhythm that wants to pull him to death.
Tang Yuan is very confused, even if there has been friction between him and the old man in Tang costume, but it has not risen to the point of dying or living, and if he remembers correctly, the old man in Tang costume said last time that only victory and defeat are divided, and life and death are not decided.
"Little guy, stop when you say stop, old man, I don't want to lose face?"
The crutches in the hands of the old man in Tang costume flew up and down, and there were afterimages.
Tang Yuan was directly stunned, what kind of amazing hand speed this is, he couldn't see it at all, this old man in Tang costume was a lot older, and he actually had such an incredible hand speed.
"What about me, am I going to lose face?" Tang Yuan was extremely dissatisfied.
"What face can you have?" the old man in Tang costume disregarded it very disregardively.
Tang Yuan was stunned, and after thinking about it, he felt that the words of the old man in Tang costume were actually correct, what kind of face could he have? Whether it was Li Hongsleeve or Yuan Long, they casually toyed with him in the palm of their hands, not to mention Qin Keshou, where did he get face?
It's just that even if this is the truth, the old man in Tang costume has a really stinky mouth, and Tang Yuan still can't stand it every minute.
Looking left and right, seeing a brick in the corner, Tang Yuan hugged his head and ran over, picked up the brick and launched a counterattack towards the old man in Tang costume.
"So you don't just stand still and get beaten. The old man in Tang costume smiled.
Tang Yuan had an inexplicable humiliation, of course he would not just stand still and be beaten, but why did these words come out of the mouth of the old man in Tang costume, it was not a taste?
Is it normal operation?
Next, in order to prove that this was a normal operation, Tang Yuan held a brick in one hand, like a tiger descending from a mountain, and got into a mess with the old man in Tang costume.
"It smells like that. After a while, the old man in Tang costume chuckled.
......
"It's kind of interesting. Time passed for a while, and the old man in Tang costume chuckled again.
"Smack!"
Before the laughter fell, the crutches came over, and Tang Yuan's wrist hurt, and the bricks in his hand fell to the ground.
"Huh?"
Tang Yuan was stunned, and suddenly came to his senses again, and bowed to the old man in Tang costume, "Disciple Tang Yuan, meet the teacher." ”
"Shut up!"
However, the reaction of the old man in Tang costume was completely different from what Tang Yuan thought, "You have a nest with that woman, snakes and rats, how can I take you as an apprentice, old man, die as soon as possible, don't humiliate yourself!"
“......”
Tang Yuan was immediately shocked, when did he get into a nest with King Kong Lori snake rats, is it necessary to say it so ugly?
Also, if the old man in Tang costume has no intention of accepting him as an apprentice, what will happen if he is instructed twice before and after?
"So, what went wrong?" Tang Yuan was very puzzled, he felt that he had realized, however, judging from the current situation, it was obvious that his understanding was not thorough enough, and it did not meet the standard of satisfying the old man in Tang costume.
"Of course, it's not impossible to ask the old man to take you as an apprentice, just make an oath and one day become a teacher, cut off the woman's head, and pay tribute to my ancestors!"
"Playing so big?"
Tang Yuan's eyes widened, dumbfounded for a while.
Obviously, this is the hatred of being dug up by King Kong Lori, and half of his feet are buried in the soil, so I can't figure it out?
"It's up to you to dare to play. The old man in Tang costume was noncommittal.
"Don't dare!" Tang Yuan just shook his head.
"Something that doesn't make a living, get out of here!" the old man in Tang costume blew his beard and glared, and shouted angrily.
As the words fell, what Tang Yuan saw in front of him was suddenly different, and when Tang Yuan reacted, he was walking on the way home.
The roadside was full of all kinds of stalls, and everything was available, Tang Yuan scratched his head, although it was the fifth time he had entered and exited the old street, he still felt that he could not fully adapt to it.
"It seems that it is impossible to apprentice. Tang Yuan muttered.
However, this incident did not surprise Tang Yuan too much, he apprenticed on a whim, and the old man in Tang costume refused after careful consideration.
Compared with his rashness, it is obvious that the old man in Tang costume is extremely solemn, but this makes Tang Yuan feel more and more uncomfortable, which means that the road of apprenticeship is completely blocked.
Fortunately, when he thought about it, he didn't have to cut off King Kong Lori's head, and Tang Yuan's mood was a lot better.
"If you don't agree with each other, you will cut off someone's head, what kind of fetish is this?" Tang Yuan muttered again, although there have been twists and turns recently, he has never seen this kind of thing, how can he accept it?
The various aromas wafting from the roadside stalls constantly stimulated Tang Yuan's appetite, and Tang Yuan swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva at this time, while looking for Qingjun's figure.
If one road doesn't work, go to the other, this is not a compromise, but from childhood to adulthood, facing the world alone, Tang Yuan has personally experienced the sophistication of human feelings.
It's just that Tang Yuan was disappointed after all, and after looking for a while, he couldn't find Qingjun.
This made Tang Yuan very regretful, judging from the current situation, it was clear that both roads were blocked, which was not easy to deal with.
"Huh?"
Suddenly, a very strange feeling came to his heart, and Tang Yuan felt that he was being targeted.