Donkey Trouble Volume IV: The Prodigal Son of the Capital 67, General Ticket

The door is open, let the master go, what ticket has this ability?

Shi Shouxin said: "I heard that not long ago, the lord of the Southern Tang Dynasty paid tribute to the emperor a group of female musicians, a total of 18 people, all of whom are "big names" in the art world of the Southern Tang Dynasty and champions of beauty pageants from all over the world. There are two Kabuki in it, one is a priceless treasure and the other is a pearl in the palm, both of which are shy flowers in the closed moon, and the appearance of sinking fish and geese can be described as popular stars in the art world at that time. After the emperor was dedicated, he loved it very much, so he built a royal hook fence, set up a garden pavilion outside, and built a pavilion inside, so that the group of female music lived inside. The emperor often led the civil and military ministers and nobles to the royal hook fence to play with those female musicians, sometimes for a day, or even all night without returning. It can be seen that the place is not comparable to the ordinary hook fence, it must be built luxuriously, beautiful and delicious, singing and dancing, and the gameplay is diverse, which is very interesting!"

Wang Xianqi said: "That's the place where the emperor is lucky, how can we get in?"

Shi Shouxin said: "Yes, I just said that fun is fun, but I'm afraid I won't be able to get in!"

Zhao Kuangyin was half-drunk, a little more aggressive than usual, glared and shouted: "He's there, the emperor and ministers can go, why can't Lao Tzu go?"

Zhao Kuangyin Laozi's official is the largest, and Shi Shouxin and Wang Xianqi are naturally the only ones who look forward.

Shi Shouxin said: "Brother is going, brother should be accompanied!"

Wang Xianqi called the shopkeeper to come up and settle the account.

The three of them went downstairs together, went out of the store, and dragged drunk to the royal hook bar.

Shi Shouxin saw that the two soldiers were standing at the door with spears in their hands, so he asked Zhao Kuangyin, "How do you get in?"

Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile: "Everyone enters their own way, see who recruits high? Whose method doesn't work, meet the immortal building at night!"

Zhao Kuangyin brought it up, and Shi Shouxin and Wang Xianqi of course said yes.

Shi Shouxin stepped forward first, hugged his fists and saluted, "Hello two big brothers!"

The two soldiers, one named Pan Ti and the other named Yao Guan, are both masters who have a deep study of officialdom and yearn for it.

"What for?" asked Panthi, looking up.

"I was watching a play here last night, and I accidentally lost a jade pendant, let me go in and find it, okay?

Pan Ti glared at him and sneered: "Don't be verbose, go away!"

Shi Shouxin had no choice but to retreat.

Wang Xianqi saw that Shi Shouxin had hit a wall, so he had already prepared a tael of silver in his hand, stepped forward, and handed it to Yao Guan: "Okay, let's go in and find it!"

Yao Guan waved his hand and said politely: "Thank you Gongzi for the reward! This is the Imperial Hook Fence, it is a place for Long Live Lord to play, the rules are very strict, and ordinary people are not allowed to enter!

Wang Xianqi had no choice but to retreat.

The two asked Zhao Kuangyin how to get in, Zhao Kuangyin smiled but did not answer, and walked over with his arms dangling.

"Stop, go back!" Seeing that the three of them were taking turns to be verbose, Pan Ti and Yao Guan shouted loudly with some annoyance.

Zhao Kuangyin said unhurriedly: "Lao Tzu has a ticket, won't you let him in?"

"If you don't have a show today, where did you get any tickets?"

"Even if there is a performance, tickets are only issued to the ministers of the court, relatives of the emperor, are you eligible?" Yao Guan pouted and said mockingly.

"My ticket is universal for every show!"

"Nothing is universal?

"You can take a look and talk about it! If you don't watch it, you'll regret it!" Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile.

Seeing that he said something strange, Panti stepped forward to meet him, stretched out his hand and said, "What a general ticket, take it out and let me see!"

"Did you see it?" Zhao Kuangyin punched his face, and Pan Ti covered his face and squatted on the ground.

Yao Guan raised his gun to stab, Zhao Kuangyin dodged and kicked, and Yao Guan also fell to the ground.

"Do you see clearly, this is a general ticket! Master, is this ticket okay?" Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile while moving his fingers.

It is said that the doorman of the royal hook fence is a dog, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, but I really don't know the pain in the hearts of those guards.

Such a big Kyoto, so many powerful people, no one is more noble than them, and none of them dares to offend.

They can't know all about those people, and they can't eat and carry out their pockets if they stop those who shouldn't be stopped according to the rules, and they don't follow the rules and put in those who shouldn't be released.

For the sake of food and clothing, they can only constantly sum up lessons and lessons, look at the chariots and horses, look at the entourage, look at the clothes, look at the demeanor, classify them, be cautious, and treat them differently with bowing, arching, smiling, and angrily reprimanding.

At this time, Pan Ti and Yao Guan saw that although Zhao Kuangyin was dressed luxuriously, one was young and the other was drunk, so they thought that they were ordinary gentlemen in the city, and of course they were not allowed to enter according to the rules.

Zhao Kuangyin stepped forward and punched and kicked him, and they suddenly woke up, only to remember that there was a clause in the familiar experience record that "if you come up, you must be a high-ranking official".

Pan Ti got up first and said with a smile: "I don't know who the uncle's surname is, please let me know, the small one is better to tell the boss!"

"I'm grass, you still haven't seen it clearly!" Zhao Kuangyin kicked again, Pan Ti rolled up, didn't pick up the gun, turned around and ran.

Seeing that Zhao Kuangyin was powerful, Yao Guan dared to step forward, and shouted loudly while turning around and running towards the door: "Come on, someone's breaking in!"

Pan Ti and Yao Guan shouted while running, and the door official Meng Sheng walked out when he heard the sound.

Although Meng Sheng is a lower-level officer, after all, he has participated in many rallies and still knows the eldest son of the chief of the system.

As soon as he saw that it was Zhao Kuangyin, he immediately put on a smile on his face, and while inviting the three of them in, he reprimanded Pan Ti and Yao Guan who were guarding the door: "This is Zhao Kuangyin, the eldest young master of the Lord's Mansion, and people are general tickets! You two are blind, and you dare to offend, do you want to roll up the cover and get out? There is no performance at this time, what does it matter if the eldest young master goes in to see an empty courtyard? That is, the emperor is coming, and the eldest young master follows his father and our command to go in and have fun with Master Zhao, and the emperor will also allow it." You two don't fucking understand the rules!"

When Pan Ti and Yao Guan heard that they were the sons of Zhao Hongyin, who were all commanded by the forbidden army in front of the emperor's confidant ministers, they were so frightened that they just kowtowed to the ground and didn't dare to raise their heads.

"I'll train the dog for you!" Zhao Kuangyin quipped to the doorman.

"Well trained! Their business level is guaranteed to reach a higher level!" Meng Sheng nodded and pandered.

"Such a clumsy dog, I'm afraid there won't be much room for improvement! In the future, when you choose someone here, you must choose a smarter one!" Zhao Kuangyin instructed like his father.

"Yes, yes!" Meng Sheng kept nodding.

Meng Sheng led the way, led Zhao Kuangyin and the three into the courtyard of the Imperial Fence, and admonished: "No one is allowed to enter casually here, the eldest young master wants to see it, but there is no performance today, and the little dare violates the rules to let you in." Big young master, take a look around, and don't mess around, if there is the slightest mistake, the little one will die!"

Zhao Kuangyin thought he was verbose, and said: "Isn't this the belly of the main palace mother, is it so delicate?"

Meng Sheng saw that he was talking tabooly, and he was scared to goosebumps, and he couldn't stop praying secretly in his heart: "God bless, God bless, let these three masters leave quickly!"

For more information, please see the next episode: The Mystery of the Dragon Chair.