Chapter 32 Playing with Lei Lao Er
This hand made everyone present look stupid, for about ten seconds, and the onlookers couldn't make a sound. When he saw Shinji Nohara clasping his fists and thanking the surroundings, the big guy came back to his senses, and there was thunderous applause for a while, especially the disciples he brought, who were super excited.
Lei Lao Er smiled and raised his thumbs up: "Good kung fu! It's really an eye-opener today! This is the real one-palm opening monument, much stronger than someone who can only brag! Nohara-kun, you are really tall, divine skill!"
Shinji Nohara was also very proud, and he waved his hand to stop everyone's voices.
He looked at Han Feng and said, "Mr. Han, it's ugly! I don't think you will forget what you just said, the loser jumps into the sea!"
Lei Lao Er next to him also coaxed: "Yes, yes! Han Feng, you see, Shinji Nohara interrupted the stele with one hand, do you have the ability to do this? If you can't do it, don't make a fool of yourself, find a place where no one is and jump into the sea directly." ”
The more he spoke, the more energetic he became, "Don't worry, I will notify your family when you die, and I will keep your inheritance safe, haha." ”
He was dancing here, and the ponies around him were heckling.
Everyone thought that Han Feng would definitely lose this time.
Li Zhifu and Xu Qiuting in the crowd were so nervous that their palms were sweating: What else was he thinking? Run, if he didn't run, those people might really throw him into the sea!
But if he really runs away, how can we be a husband and wife?
When they were anxious, Han Feng had no intention of running away.
He also came to the gravel and crouched down. He touched the section of the stone with his hand, and looked surprised: "It's really open......! That's amazing!"
"Don't nonsense! Do you think I'm playing with you? Can I open it? I can't just jump into the sea to feed the turtles!" Lei Lao Er shouted impatiently behind him.
Han Feng turned around and smiled: "Hey turtles, what's the hurry?" he replied lightly, making the other party red-faced.
"You go and see if there is such a stone tablet, if there is, I will take two pieces of it for you, if not, don't blame me. ”
"Are you trying to play tricks? I have a stele here! Come, bring me another piece out!" Lei Lao Er ordered his men, and several people went to move the stele again.
There seemed to be a lot of stone tablets, Han Feng made a helpless look, and said with a bitter face: "What do you say you are not good to store, why do you want to store so many stone tablets?
"Don't talk nonsense, you won't be able to open the monument for a while, and we'll settle the score. As he spoke, a few horses chattered and brought another piece of granite from the yard, but this piece of granite was different from the previous one.
Looking at the weight alone, there is not much difference between the two stones.
However, this granite has not been polished, it is angular, which undoubtedly adds to the difficulty, if you shoot it, the slate is open, and the palm is likely to rot.
Lei Lao Er watched Ma Zai put the slate back on the iron bench, pouted his lips to Han Feng, and said: "Boy, we don't deceive Haisha Island, so I will choose a thinner one for you, as long as you can split this tablet like Shinji Nohara, it's easy to say anything, if you can't, I'm sorry, the intelligence threw you into the sea to feed the fish." Go ahead. ”
Han Feng walked to the stone, looked up and down, and then reached out and touched it.
"Okay! look, I've opened a monument for you, you're eye-catching!"
"Heha!"
He suddenly screamed, jumped up, raised his hand and smashed down.
Look at this momentum, no less than Shinji Nohara just now.
The big guy couldn't help but step back to see if he could split the stele as well.
But Han Feng's raised hand suddenly stopped, he seemed to remember something, blinked, turned his head and asked Lei Er, "I'm sorry, I don't have a good memory, what did we just say?"
His bow was full of thieves, but he only pulled a false string, shaking everyone a little.
Lei Lao Er was so angry that his nose was crooked: "Are you fucking afraid?
Han Feng raised his hand in the air, still smiling, "Open, open, it's very easy to open this monument, I just want to ask again, how did we gamble just now? Please tell everyone again in public, so as not to get it!"
"Okay! Then I'll say it again: if you can split the stele, my son won't have to pay compensation for his injuries, and if you can't drive, you will jump into the sea by yourself!
"How about it? The words are clear enough, if you are a leader, you will open a monument to us immediately, and if you don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf here, and then give me nonsense, make Lao Tzu angry, and throw you into the sea immediately." ”
"Then what's not in a hurry, and Wang Ba is not in a hurry. I'll open the monument now. After speaking, Han Feng walked around the stone with his hands behind his back, turned left three times, turned right three times, and finally stood still.
Shinji Nohara watched carefully, Han Feng stood there, suddenly his arm was raised, his hands were merged in the air, he snapped, squatted up, and raised his right hand,
Before Shinji Nohara could say anything, the disciples around him suddenly said, "Master, he's learning from you!"
Han Feng opened one eye and blinked, "Yes, I'm just learning from Brother Nohara." Also, I forgot to ask, the stone you just smashed wasn't glued, was it?"
Nohara Shinji was angry: "Yaga, you are insulting us East China Sea samurai! We never play false, we can't compare with you Yanxia people, fake wine, fake cigarettes, fake medicine!"
Han Feng hurriedly raised his hand to his forehead and made a gesture of salute and apology, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You never fake, never fake." Everything is true, your A-dimensional women are the best in the world, and the food that rich people eat is also made of real, which is true, not false at all. ”
When he said this, the surrounding villagers were amused, and Shinji Nohara said very seriously, "You can check at any time." If I want to fake, I'll disembowelment on the spot!"
The people of Donghai Island are really temperamental, and a few words are not separated from the caesarean section!
"Quick, now open a monument for us!"
Han Feng smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't worry, just open it, but I still have one last condition, if you agree, I will open the monument immediately." ”
Lei Lao Er was almost stunned on the side: "You kid can really toss, okay, in order to let you die clearly, we let you take a step, what are the conditions?"
"My condition is, can you give me a pair of gloves?"
He pointed to the stone and said, "Look, this stone is full of edges and corners, and it will definitely hurt to shoot it!"
When he finished saying this, Lei Lao Er and the others couldn't help but laugh wildly: "I'm afraid that it hurts you to open a fart monument, grinding and chirping, it turns out that you don't dare!"
"Okay! make your death clear, bring the gloves!"
Lei Lao Er asked his subordinates to bring him a pair of white gloves, and he checked them carefully before handing them to Han Feng.
Han Feng slowly put on his gloves, and he kept silently babbling that the gloves were not the right size and color.
When Lei Lao Er was impatient and urged again, he slapped his palm without warning and slapped it firmly on the stone tablet.
When everyone was looking at the stones, Han Feng jumped up in place with a snort, and kept shaking his hands, "Oh fuck, it hurts me, what kind of broken glove is this?"
Everyone went to look at the stone, and it was still standing upright on the two iron benches, not moving at all.
At this moment, Xu Qiuting's heart was already cold.
"It's over! Han Feng, you said you can't do it, you can't compare to others, why do you talk so big? It's good now, your life is almost gone, how can this Lei Lao Er let you go? It's a big deal!"
Li Zhifu next to him was also anxious, he couldn't help but walk into the venue and grab Han Feng's hand, "Brother, are you okay?"
Shinji Nohara saw that Han Feng didn't split the stele at all, and looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
"Han Feng, now you say, who is bragging, who is the real kung fu? Yanxia kung fu is not worth mentioning at all!" After speaking, he stretched out a finger and shook it.
Lei Lao Er also lost no time in jumping over, "Han Feng, you will brag, what kind of big-tailed wolf is here! Do you jump into the sea by yourself, or will we throw you in?"
His people and Shinji Nohara's apprentices looked at Han Feng and were about to reach out to arrest someone.
Han Feng looked very helpless, and sighed deeply: "Alas, I'm sorry everyone, maybe I didn't have a good rest today, I'm a little out of shape, I didn't play the palm just now, can you give it another chance?" ”